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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
1031 replies and 29 files omitted.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66587
66588
>>66586
*looks towards the shadows*
"What did you just say?"
uEmRI
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No.66588
66590
[1d20 = 11]
>>66587
"Lenos, thats what she said." Addy (undoubtedly) says.
Oh, Tracy is getting hit by a tail whip, as a knockback attack.
M/Zgm
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No.66589
66591
[1d6+5 = 9]
[1d20+11 = 25]
Suddenly, from somewhere no one can quite see a snake hisses and a hand appears shooting a small ray at the angry reptile.
>"Sorry fellow reptile"
Rolling a ranged touch attack, and effect
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66590
>>66588
Her Touch AC is 32, with 50 percent miss cuz concealment.
Does she get hit?
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66591
66592
>>66589
Hits Effect?
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66592
>>66591
Mrs. Morning sick dragon looses 9 str
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66593
66594
The dragon's visible face changes from black to ashen.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66594
Tracy just stands back a bit (move action to get out of range), now realizing that her only real way of dealing with these sorts of things is to stab her way through...
>>66593
She looks at the sick dragon's face sympathetically.
"Sorry about that..."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66595
66596
Kiynen takes a deep breath.
Tracy, roll another reflex save
oBQic
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No.66596
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>66595
Fug
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66597
66598
Tracy is extensively vomited on
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66598
66599
>>66597
"AWW, ROADAPPLES!"
*tries to dodge*

D.. D-does she melt...?

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66599
>>66598
Nope, just funky (smell)
M/Zgm
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No.66600
[1d20+37 = 53]
[1d20+32 = 38]
Torc and Snek realize they aren't invisible anymore and decide they have to do something.
Torc does a bit of somatic and verbal components before holding his hand out and acting like he's grabbing something.
A ghostly hand attempts to grab mama dragon around the neck.
The higher bonus is the grapple check, she also gets a will save.
uEmRI
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No.66601
[1d20+11 = 15]
Kiynen will save
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66602
66603 66604 66605 66607 66608
Kiynen, ill tempered and snapping in every which direction, is suddenly pulled off the ground by the scruff of her neck, by a pearlescent hand in a white glove.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66603
>>66602
"Hey! That actually worked!"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66604
>>66602
Tracy watches, approaching ever so cautiously.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66605
66606
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>>66602
"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Pickle?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66606
66607
>>66605
By 'anytime',... :3
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66607
66610
>>66606
>>66602
"..I brought Häagen-Dazs too..." she says, dumping out three more oversized cylinders from her bag
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66608
66609
>>66602
"Listen, Kiynen, I'm sorry about this. Would you like a pickle? Some gnomes?"
>"Oh so she gets them?"
"To help us rebuild your city?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66609
66611
Kiynen roars extensively into Tracy'd mane (which still has gobs of vomit btw)
>>66608
>his city
Can't wait to see where this is going
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66610
66619
>>66607
"... I brought chocolate, vanilla, and leprechaun..." Tracy says, her tone taking on a bit of disappointment
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66611
66612
>>66609
"Could you at least talk and not just scream?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66612
66613
>>66611
"Well duh, the only person who can translate Draconic is me. But she's not exactly in "passive" mode now is she? This would be so much easier with my Kynen," Addy mutters.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66613
>>66612
>"Hey, I can talk to reptiles. HEY WINGY LIZARD, WHATS UP?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66614
66615
"I will serve your babies!" Addy calls out, Snek being the only one who understands what she said.
A very low and long hiss issues throughout.
"I'm trying to move things forward, we've been stuck here for a minute!"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66615
>>66614
"What are they saying"
>"Shhhhh"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66616
66618
Kiynen stands at length, revealing that she had been coiled around 5 ivory, gold, and ebon-flaked eggs. They're mostly eggish colored, with equal bits of gold and black. She peers down upon Addy, who stands stern-faced, almost nose to nose.
So basically, I missed the introductory phrasing, but the idea is that Addy would utilize her undersanding of Kiynen and how she worked to connect with her on an intimate level, to a degree unachievable outside a wealth of experience. Tl;dr Addy just pushded Kynen's buttoms
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66617
66621
She also may have just pledged herself Kynen's children's slave
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66618
>>66616
>"Eggs?"
"EGGS!"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66619
66620 66622 66623
>>66610
Tracy, now looking rather glum, turns around to leave...
"Lenos is in the tower, if you want him... I could go get him, if you want..." she says, not really waiting for a response as she wanders off, without the icecream
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66620
>>66619
[disappointed poner noises]
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66621
66626
>>66617
"Uh, Addy should I let go of her now?"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66622
66623 66625
>>66619
Tracy returns to the tower
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66623
66624
>>66622
>>66619
I really doubt her perspective would shift so. I rather think that she would realize an otherwise tense situation. I could be wrong.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66624
>>66623
Naw, it just dawned on me that Tracy didn't actually know Kiynen, so I feel like I've been roleplaying this all wrong. Had I realized they'd never actually spoken, I wouldn't have had her cockily waltz into someone else's home, dodging lethal attacks to deliver freaking pickles...
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66625
>>66622
"What the hell just got into me..?" Tracy mutters to herself as she trots all the way back to the tower
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66626
>>66621
"Addy? ADDY?"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66627
66628
Torc has Snek translate a gush of word about how he didn't mean too and how he's stupid and stuff before gently sitting the Mama Dragon down by her eggs.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66628
66629
>>66627
Cuz I'm sure thats how Snek would translate that
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.66629
>>66628
Oh under the proper threats he would translate it perfectly.
The understandable to anyone other than snek are things like:
"I'm sorry- I didn't mean- I didn't know, I uh" "I hope this results in no ill will in the future" "the eggs are beautiful, and the little ones will be too"
And other nonsense.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66630
66632
[trotting sounds]
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.66631
*humming sounds*
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66632
>>66630
*finds the brownie and drags him back to the scene*
Anonymous
1fEf6
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No.66633
*drunken brownie mumbling*
Pale Hoers
oBQic
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No.66634
*gives a bow and leaves*
Anonymous
oBQic
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No.66670
66671
>>66666
Anonymous
oBQic
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No.66671
>>66670
We're did it go?