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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
1031 replies and 30 files omitted.
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65587
>>65580
Trumpaladin smiles at the noise
"Sounds like your daddy is coming back to give you all those lessons in catch you missed as children."

Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65588
65589
>>65586
>>65583
What are the odds?
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65589
>>65588
Of 2 2s, 1 in 400. Of any two numbers being repeated, 1 in 20
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65590
65591 65592
>>65584
Hissing with rage, Tracy whirls her cloak to conceal herself, and makes another double-thrusting sneak attack with her invisible rapier.
[2d20 = 17]

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65591
>>65590
I have no idea what I just rolled...
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65592
65593 65594 65595
>>65585
In a glorious arc of flame cuz somehow Infernius remembered to ignite his sword DZ takes a swing from Infernius.
>>65590
You can't double-attack with a single weapon
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65593
>>65592
It's quickened though, right? 1 extra melee attack.
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65594
65596 65601
>>65592
Did he attempt to catch the ball or did he come from a broken home with no father figure to learn how to play catch from?
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65595
>>65592
*stab*
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65596
>>65594
Pls smite
QVm1D
?
No.65597
65598 65599
[1d20 = 14]
DZ leaps dice feet in the air, and begins to gracefully fly/twirl using Technique; Device-enhanced Dramatic Acrobatic Parry.
QVm1D
?
No.65598
65600
[3d20+30 = 65]
>>65597
Had a +13 modifier on it, except I fugged the spacing. It was a 27' jump, spinning gracefully toward the ground and getting/causing attacks of opportunity.
Attacks are against Kiynen, Infernius, and Stix.
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65599
>>65597
Freaking duelists..
*sarcastic grin*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65600
>>65598
"Fuck you twig boi!"
[1d20 = 3]

Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65601
65603 65606
>>65594
Actually, he sidesteps the football.
Those attacks don't have a 30 modifier actually, its +25, +20, +15, etc since they're successive attacks. So, 30, 36, 29 to K, I, and S
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65602
65604 65607
Meanwhile, Torcuil is rapidly bleeding out.

bAuyo
?
No.65603
[1d20 = 17]
>>65601
Fires again
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65604
65609
>>65602
Wait, he's alive?!
Seeing this, Tracy pokes him desperately with her curing wand.
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65605
65608
Also, the aforementioned (K, I, and S) also get AoO of their own.
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65606
65609
>>65601
"I see why you dance around up there like an underemployed ballerina. If you were down here, your ass would be beaten as quickly as Jeb!"
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65607
>>65602
Lay of hands to restore 1 point of HP to Torcuil
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65608
65611
>>65605
Cure critical wounds on the autist
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65609
65610 65612
>>65604
Well yeah, unless the person is horribly maimed/disfigured, you can usually heal them immediately after getting mauled and be okay. Death takes a round or two to set in, often.
>>65606
This draws a sneer from his face.

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65610
>>65609
Tracy makes sure the neat is stabilized, using her cloak to conceal the two of them for a few seconds.
QVm1D
?
No.65611
65614 65615 65616 65653
[3d8 = 19]
>>65608
K
"Okay, this is just getting pathetic." Goth devil says.
Casts Cone of Cold, Maximized.
Roll reflex (dice 1d20+dex) saving throws, everyone
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65612
65615 65617
>>65609
"I'm guessing your dance moves aren't any more impressive to the men than they are to us, otherwise you'd be out in the clubs in the Castro right now"
bAuyo
?
No.65613
65619
[1d20+8 = 25]
Stix’ reflex
hc1Op
?
No.65614
[1d20+22 = 31]
>>65611
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65615
65621
>>65612
"Hell is in Miami?"
>>65611
REEEEEEEEEEEE
[1d20+8 = 18]

2pIQk
?
No.65616
[1d20+15 = 31]
>>65611
"Coming from the expert on Pathetic. I've seen better moves from feverish homeless people dodging traffic in Washington. Better clothing too. Sad!"


Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65617
65621
>>65612
[confused pony noises]
HRIHJ
?
No.65618
[1d20+25 = 30]

QVm1D
?
No.65619
65620
[2d20 = 25]
>>65613
Easily and effortlessly avoids a chilling wave of frigid energy, alongside Tracy with equal ease.
Infernius manages to jump aside, leaving Kiynen, Torcuil, Snek, and Addy. Dice is K and A
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65620
>>65619
"Killy!"
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65621
65622 65623
>>65617
>>65615
The Castro is San Fransisco's gayest gay district. The point is that if he were any good at being a duelist, he'd be trying to pick up gay men there

Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65622
>>65621
Well, I know that first part, I just figured Tracy wouldn't have any clue what he meant.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65623
>>65621
Kek
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65624
65625 65626 65628
Frost growing along her scales and wings, Kiynen shrugs off the effects of the spell. Not uninjured, but not too bothered.

Meanwhile, that bard fellow is still standing there, and Death is patiently waiting for Torcuil to decide if he's dead or alive, since he just got hit by another spell (reflex save)
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65625
65627
>>65624
It's 2:30 where we are. He probably passed out after thinking he was dead.
it's getting late...
Anonymous
2pIQk
?
No.65626
>>65624
"Oh please. I get a cooler blast of air from opening my freezer door. You couldn't keep ice cream from melting in the summertime."
QVm1D
?
No.65627
65630
[1d20+2 = 19]
>>65625
We can semi-retire for the night. Dice is Torcuil's save. Save or not, the party made it to the initial threshold I pre-rolled for and can engage the denouement scenario/fight. Kudos (read bonus XP) to Tracy/Infernius for the ricegame-ball no jutsu, that was one of those role-playing moves I was talking about that can totally sway the result.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65628
65629
>>65624
"What a frigid bitch"
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65629
>>65628
[laughs and slaps knee]
Mrs. Sentry
hc1Op
?
No.65630
65632
>>65627
Well, I gotta pass out nao
Goodnight faggots

Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65631
65634
Even still bleeding, Torcuil has the presence of mind to escape the wave of cold. The perpetrator is one of three praying-mantis-lookin-motherfuckers, except they're blue and they're in midair and they're just kinda flying there. At the same time a handful of giant gargoyle-lookin' things flutter their wings angrily, the effects of the charm wearing off to their extreme dissatisfaction. A number of black shadows dart this way and that, as well as some whisps of steam. The party finds its self again surrounded on almost all sides, an open space between themselves and Thez, who still stands there listening to her surroundings, waiting for her opportunity.

Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65632
>>65630
Night, it's gonna be description, cinematics, and embellishment from here on, until tomorrow
HRIHJ
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No.65633
65636
[1d20+38 = 42]
*having dodged the cone of cold lenos leaps at dz to attack*
2pIQk
?
No.65634
65635
>>65631
"That DZ fellow ran faster away from us than Bill Clinton at the sight of Chris Hansen. Who wants to get beat next?"
\r
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65635
65637
>>65634
*high fives brad*
Anonymous
QVm1D
?
No.65636
65640
>>65633
Vaulting through the air to avoid the oncoming spell and unleashing his full draconic fury on DZ, Lenos performs a Death-From-Above maneuver.
DZ>Quickened Improved Teleport
Unfortunately, Lenos comes crashing to the ground, absent a target. From above and semi-flanking DZ appears with a swish sound.
"Hummmm. I guess there is Dragons," says the Chad devil.
"Oh yes, I had already decided to attack, I just hadn't said anything yet, for strategy," says a waif-ish devil.