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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 29 files omitted.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66537
66538
>>66532
"Hmmm.. no windows, eh? I guess this is where they dealt with their more (((sensitive))) business."
>>66536
Tracy arbitrarily wanders down one of the less-open paths, to the right.

Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66538
66539
>>66537
Aside from a disturbed collection of papers, there's only a stray briefcase. The path dead-ends.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66539
66540
>>66538
Tracy kicks a stack of papers over before turning.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66540
66541
>>66539
Spilling dust everywhere, the stack of papers falls and spews all over the floor. Nothing else significant seems apparent.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66541
66544
>>66540
"You guys go on ahead. I'm gonna break any clay pots lying around." Tracy says, before wandering down the opposite hallway
M/Zgm
?
No.66542
66543
[1d20+2 = 16]
[1d20+3 = 11]
>"Wrong way"
"Well where should we go"
>"I don't know"
"Then shut up and look around"
Rolling search checks for both.
oBQic
?
No.66543
[1d20+21 = 32]
>>66542
Tracy also Searches the area
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66544
66545
Addy pauses mid-stride with a confused look on her face, clearly thinking that if she doesn't move no one will notice her.
>>66541
Tracy wanders down the other corridor, which also terminates rather quickly. She almost trips over a clear-ish rock that is lying on the floor, seeming to have been knocked from a nearby desk (the area having the same dissortment of papers)
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66545
66546 66547
>>66544
*grabs rock-thing with demon claw*
"Hmmm, I wonder what this could be." she mutters, peering past the desk for any clues
"Whoever ran this dump certainly never heard of a shredder."
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66546
66547
>>66545
Torc walks over before casting detect magic on the stone.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66547
66548 66549
>>66546
It glows with a moderate intensity.
>>66545
"What *is* this place?"
The place shudders again, with a low grumbling sound.
"You know, the buildings never did that where I'm from,...."

M/Zgm
?
No.66548
66550 66551
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>66547
Torc spends another two rounds investigating, and a spellcraft check to determine school of magin.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66549
66550
>>66547
Tracy ears droop somewhat at the rumbling.
"They don't..." she says grimly
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66550
66552
>>66549
"Neat!"
>>66548
Torcuil continues searching the area, discovering a number of ways to save money on his car insurance. Aside from the briefcase, there's nothing.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66551
66553
>>66548
The stone is highly magnetic, but doesn't seem suited to a particular purpose that Torcuil can determine.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66552
66554
>>66550
>car insurance
Kek.
Tracy, having broken all of the pots, continues down the center path, now rather cautiously.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66553
66555
>>66551
When in doubt, take the magical item that could blow up without warning.
Torc sticks the rock in his pocket until he can investigate it more.
"Find anything Tracy?"
uEmRI
?
No.66554
66555
[1d20 = 18]
>>66552
As Tracy proceeds, a deafening roar echoes from deeper in the building.
"I know that voice!" Addy says, slackening her left leg and falling (almost comically) into a patch of shadow.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66555
66556 66557
>>66553
reeeee that's my rock
"I've got a prickly feeling about this, NEET. Stay back a few paces while i check it out.", draping her supernatural shroud around herself
>>66554
Tracy, having heard the same roar before, advances cautiously and slowly, activating the ring on her claw-hand to turn invisible.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66556
>>66555
"Oh uh okay..."
>"Where's Addy?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66557
66558
>>66555
The corridor opens at her procession, and walls are rapidly replaced by metal doors and drawers with little suiggly holes in them.
In the distance, the minimal light glints off severeal shiny things.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66558
66559
>>66557
*resists urge to search every box*
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66559
66560
>>66558
".... I'd best go ahead.." she mutters, moving furtively towards the light she saw in the distance
oBQic
?
No.66560
66561
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>66559
Fuck it. Search check
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66561
66564 66565
>>66560
As she proceeds forward, Tracy notices those reflective spots begin to move an shift, being replaced by other reflective patches, as each in turn moves outside the dismal light and another replaces it. It seems to be scales, and dark ones.
And the advancing group (yes, even those stragglers and hiding) get attacked with a wing beat, as a wind-based disruption technique. Roll to maintain stability.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66562
>waits in sorcerer
uEmRI
?
No.66563
[1d20 = 6]

M/Zgm
?
No.66564
[1d20+2 = 9]
[1d20+13 = 26]
>>66561
Rolling balance.
Snek is the one with +13
oBQic
?
No.66565
66566 66567
[1d20+25 = 45]
>>66561
Rolling reflex
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66566
66567 66568
>>66565
Tracy has a move of opportunity, as though there was no wind
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66567
66569
>>66565
*does perfect backflip*
*lands exactly where she was*
"Hi Kiynen. Sorry to sneak up on ya'." Tracy says, her shadowy armor peeling away to expose her face
>>66566
Tracy grows to full size and trots right up to wards where she thinks Kiynen's head is (judging by where the scales are pointed), pulling a rather large, cylindrical object out of her bag.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66568
>>66566
Snek laughs as Torc flys backwards a bit.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66569
66570
>>66567
Okay. *Large* Tracy now stands in front of the air-hose, which depletes as she positions herself. A hiss utters from the darkness, which, glistens from moving portions.

Tracy, roll a reflex save

oBQic
?
No.66570
66571 66572
[1d20+25 = 29]
>>66569
rollin'
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66571
>>66570
*wipes sweat*
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66572
66573 66574
>>66570
A veritable tree-trunk of glistening scales darts past as Tracy effortlessly (and almost bored) side-steps the attack. Well now, Kiynen sure is pissy. That was Kiynen, unquestionably, but she's more ill tempered than one might expect.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66573
66575
>>66572
Tracy daces back a little bit and slams the over-sized cylinder down on the ground before looking up at the disgruntled reptile.
"Hello?"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66574
>>66572
Snek decides to be diplomatic for once rather than shooting his problem.
>"HELLO, KIYNEN? I am Mr. Snek, a friend of Torcuil. You may remember him as the scrawny loser who brought you here. We where just stopping in to say hi."
"Since when did you ask questions first and shoot later?"
uEmRI
?
No.66575
66576 66578
[1d20 = 20]
>>66573
<roar>
Intimidation check
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66576
66577
>>66575
[extremely nervous chuckle]
"Ummm... Pickle..?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66577
>>66576
Like the Queen from Aliens, Kiynen creeps forward, her tail lashing as she does so, toward the unsettled Tracy (who loses her AoO cuz >20)
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66578
>>66575
I think it worked
Torc instinctively casts invisibility on him and Snek
>"Nevermind"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66579
66580
Tracy can roll initiative if she wants, otherwise its essentially a simultaneous action moment
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66580
66581
>>66579
Rollin'
oBQic
?
No.66581
66582
[1d20+7 = 10]
>>66580

Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66582
>>66581
shit..
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66583
66584
Tracy, chose her action. Kiynen is moving quickly.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66584
>>66583
The shadows on Tracy body harden into spectral armor as she instinctively begins fighting defensively. She whirls her cape with the Cloak Dance, causing everything but her face to disappear in the murky darkness.
"Woah, woah, woah! Can't we talk about this?" she says, leaping back several squares (out of biting range)
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66585
>invisibly cowering in fear
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66586
66587
As Tracy cloak dances aside and evading Kiynen's gaze, the irritable dragon issues an elongated and deafening (there have been so many that were deafening at this point) roar.
"Lenos?" asks a small patch of shadow.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66587
66588
>>66586
*looks towards the shadows*
"What did you just say?"
uEmRI
?
No.66588
66590
[1d20 = 11]
>>66587
"Lenos, thats what she said." Addy (undoubtedly) says.
Oh, Tracy is getting hit by a tail whip, as a knockback attack.
M/Zgm
?
No.66589
66591
[1d6+5 = 9]
[1d20+11 = 25]
Suddenly, from somewhere no one can quite see a snake hisses and a hand appears shooting a small ray at the angry reptile.
>"Sorry fellow reptile"
Rolling a ranged touch attack, and effect
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66590
>>66588
Her Touch AC is 32, with 50 percent miss cuz concealment.
Does she get hit?
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66591
66592
>>66589
Hits Effect?
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66592
>>66591
Mrs. Morning sick dragon looses 9 str
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66593
66594
The dragon's visible face changes from black to ashen.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66594
Tracy just stands back a bit (move action to get out of range), now realizing that her only real way of dealing with these sorts of things is to stab her way through...
>>66593
She looks at the sick dragon's face sympathetically.
"Sorry about that..."
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66595
66596
Kiynen takes a deep breath.
Tracy, roll another reflex save
oBQic
?
No.66596
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>66595
Fug
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66597
66598
Tracy is extensively vomited on
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66598
66599
>>66597
"AWW, ROADAPPLES!"
*tries to dodge*

D.. D-does she melt...?

Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66599
>>66598
Nope, just funky (smell)
M/Zgm
?
No.66600
[1d20+37 = 53]
[1d20+32 = 38]
Torc and Snek realize they aren't invisible anymore and decide they have to do something.
Torc does a bit of somatic and verbal components before holding his hand out and acting like he's grabbing something.
A ghostly hand attempts to grab mama dragon around the neck.
The higher bonus is the grapple check, she also gets a will save.
uEmRI
?
No.66601
[1d20+11 = 15]
Kiynen will save
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66602
66603 66604 66605 66607 66608
Kiynen, ill tempered and snapping in every which direction, is suddenly pulled off the ground by the scruff of her neck, by a pearlescent hand in a white glove.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66603
>>66602
"Hey! That actually worked!"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66604
>>66602
Tracy watches, approaching ever so cautiously.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66605
66606
8335de233062d00dacc6531aef8bfeff--claussen-pickles-spicy-pickles.jpg
>>66602
"................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Pickle?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66606
66607
>>66605
By 'anytime',... :3
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66607
66610
>>66606
>>66602
"..I brought Häagen-Dazs too..." she says, dumping out three more oversized cylinders from her bag
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66608
66609
>>66602
"Listen, Kiynen, I'm sorry about this. Would you like a pickle? Some gnomes?"
>"Oh so she gets them?"
"To help us rebuild your city?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66609
66611
Kiynen roars extensively into Tracy'd mane (which still has gobs of vomit btw)
>>66608
>his city
Can't wait to see where this is going
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66610
66619
>>66607
"... I brought chocolate, vanilla, and leprechaun..." Tracy says, her tone taking on a bit of disappointment
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66611
66612
>>66609
"Could you at least talk and not just scream?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66612
66613
>>66611
"Well duh, the only person who can translate Draconic is me. But she's not exactly in "passive" mode now is she? This would be so much easier with my Kynen," Addy mutters.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66613
>>66612
>"Hey, I can talk to reptiles. HEY WINGY LIZARD, WHATS UP?"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66614
66615
"I will serve your babies!" Addy calls out, Snek being the only one who understands what she said.
A very low and long hiss issues throughout.
"I'm trying to move things forward, we've been stuck here for a minute!"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66615
>>66614
"What are they saying"
>"Shhhhh"
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66616
66618
Kiynen stands at length, revealing that she had been coiled around 5 ivory, gold, and ebon-flaked eggs. They're mostly eggish colored, with equal bits of gold and black. She peers down upon Addy, who stands stern-faced, almost nose to nose.
So basically, I missed the introductory phrasing, but the idea is that Addy would utilize her undersanding of Kiynen and how she worked to connect with her on an intimate level, to a degree unachievable outside a wealth of experience. Tl;dr Addy just pushded Kynen's buttoms
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66617
66621
She also may have just pledged herself Kynen's children's slave
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66618
>>66616
>"Eggs?"
"EGGS!"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66619
66620 66622 66623
>>66610
Tracy, now looking rather glum, turns around to leave...
"Lenos is in the tower, if you want him... I could go get him, if you want..." she says, not really waiting for a response as she wanders off, without the icecream
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66620
>>66619
[disappointed poner noises]
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66621
66626
>>66617
"Uh, Addy should I let go of her now?"
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66622
66623 66625
>>66619
Tracy returns to the tower
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66623
66624
>>66622
>>66619
I really doubt her perspective would shift so. I rather think that she would realize an otherwise tense situation. I could be wrong.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66624
>>66623
Naw, it just dawned on me that Tracy didn't actually know Kiynen, so I feel like I've been roleplaying this all wrong. Had I realized they'd never actually spoken, I wouldn't have had her cockily waltz into someone else's home, dodging lethal attacks to deliver freaking pickles...
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66625
>>66622
"What the hell just got into me..?" Tracy mutters to herself as she trots all the way back to the tower
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66626
>>66621
"Addy? ADDY?"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66627
66628
Torc has Snek translate a gush of word about how he didn't mean too and how he's stupid and stuff before gently sitting the Mama Dragon down by her eggs.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66628
66629
>>66627
Cuz I'm sure thats how Snek would translate that
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.66629
>>66628
Oh under the proper threats he would translate it perfectly.
The understandable to anyone other than snek are things like:
"I'm sorry- I didn't mean- I didn't know, I uh" "I hope this results in no ill will in the future" "the eggs are beautiful, and the little ones will be too"
And other nonsense.
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66630
66632
[trotting sounds]
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.66631
*humming sounds*
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66632
>>66630
*finds the brownie and drags him back to the scene*
Anonymous
1fEf6
?
No.66633
*drunken brownie mumbling*
Pale Hoers
oBQic
?
No.66634
*gives a bow and leaves*
Anonymous
oBQic
?
No.66670
66671
>>66666
Anonymous
oBQic
?
No.66671
>>66670
We're did it go?