>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
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"By the way, you can get with the sword-pointing again."
>>66141*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
Infernius, roll a d20+str plz
>>66181His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
Bounces back loses rest of turn
Alright, both roll another d20 + str e_e
I'm pretty pissed off about that phone..
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
>>66187"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189>19Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
>>66190"I don't see why not." Tracy says, turning to follow the cao
>>66191He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
Hahaha big sand cow. I concede
>>66192Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
>>66195Tracy cautiously peers up the elevator shaft.
>>66194"how escape from my prison,orc?"
I am gruu mac!
Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
Ded killin mastas hahahaha
>>66196Well, all there is is a long and stagnantly dusty elevator shaft with an elevator.
>>66201Tracy cautiously steps onto the elevator, testing for structural integrity.
[1d20 = 14]>>66202A distant creaking sound, but otherwise nothing seems amiss.
>>66199>>66198"you not tree orc communist?"
Don know commist. I am corporal. This can be a big waaaagh wit us.
>>66205"wait, you space ork,from daring do book!"
>>66206<creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek>Still good.
>>66207I'm not sure where you're going with that, and yet I suspect I know exactly where
[1d20+21 = 34]>>66208Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
>>66210She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
>>66209"me like orks best, imperium is cool too!"
>>66211Tracy turns into a big horsey and gives her a boost.
>>66213"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
Let me down cow. I have no fight with you.
>>66216"hehe right, sorry. me respect orks."
*lets go of space ork*
Not this space work ting. I am ork.
(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
>>66215"You gotta get small and climb it. It'll break if ur big."
>>66220Long elevator shaft, with a ladder.
"Its at the top!" she climbs up ahead of Tracy.
>>66217>>66218"You guys done bro-fisting?" Thez says dryly.
>>66218"hmmmmm tell me about yourself. you got name?"
(infernuis doesn't know about regular warhammer)
>>66221"no."
[1d20+13 = 19]>>66223Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.