Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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Its more that maintaining several plotlines simultaneously is not as easy as it sounds, and I'm still developing the skill to seamlessly transition from one situation to another - or all of the above simultaneously - at the same time.
>>57536
"To whom do I file a report?"
Trump really wishes there were like a Rogue or someone who could sneak past the guards while he's talking to them and go inside and find out what the hell they are auditioning for.
"To whom do I file a report?"
Trump really wishes there were like a Rogue or someone who could sneak past the guards while he's talking to them and go inside and find out what the hell they are auditioning for.
>>57539
Actually, scratch that, it doesn't make any sense.
There's literally nowhere to go: it's a narrow corridor full of metal detectors and guards.
Actually, scratch that, it doesn't make any sense.
There's literally nowhere to go: it's a narrow corridor full of metal detectors and guards.
>>57540
Wait until their heads are turned (which should be easy, because you have a giant distraction right there) then crawl down beneath their field of vision down the hallway silently
Wait until their heads are turned (which should be easy, because you have a giant distraction right there) then crawl down beneath their field of vision down the hallway silently
>>57540
Behind all that, there's a portal that leads to who-knows-where, and that's where Tracy was snatched up.
Behind all that, there's a portal that leads to who-knows-where, and that's where Tracy was snatched up.
>>57543
Nope. Just a portal.
You gotta leave all your weapons too, and that's how Tracy lost her knife-collection.
Nope. Just a portal.
You gotta leave all your weapons too, and that's how Tracy lost her knife-collection.
>>57536
Trumpaladin looks around. What does he see? In terms of doors and hallways and structures and such
Trumpaladin looks around. What does he see? In terms of doors and hallways and structures and such
Kind of weird how everyone just stopped the game, yet everyone is awake. I might try making another story element like last time since I don’t really have anything to do until tomorrow. I would probably pass out before getting much accomplished trying to find Trollestia.
>>57562
More on Stix’s backstory. I won’t spoil everything though because I think it would be better told through dialogue with the party.
More on Stix’s backstory. I won’t spoil everything though because I think it would be better told through dialogue with the party.
>>57569
It’s ok. Infernius just had some religious questions and didn’t want to bother everyone with them I think
It’s ok. Infernius just had some religious questions and didn’t want to bother everyone with them I think
>>57574
I think he was afraid we were talking about him. He is thinking people are plotting against him or something and wanted to make sure it wasn’t us.
I think he was afraid we were talking about him. He is thinking people are plotting against him or something and wanted to make sure it wasn’t us.
>>57576
Well, you have a whole lot of info to me for not trusting me. If I was anyone else I would be offended that you think I would betray you. But you have a lot going on, so I will cut you some slack.
Well, you have a whole lot of info to me for not trusting me. If I was anyone else I would be offended that you think I would betray you. But you have a lot going on, so I will cut you some slack.
>>57578
Fear does that to a man. He doesn’t know who is going to help him through tough times anymore.
If you want, you can DM me Trump and I can send you screenshots of the conversation. That is, if Infernius is ok with that.
Fear does that to a man. He doesn’t know who is going to help him through tough times anymore.
If you want, you can DM me Trump and I can send you screenshots of the conversation. That is, if Infernius is ok with that.
>>57582
I forgive you man, but come and talk to me if you have concerns and don’t go around blaming everyone. If you need to talk about something, I’m here to help.
I forgive you man, but come and talk to me if you have concerns and don’t go around blaming everyone. If you need to talk about something, I’m here to help.
>>57586
Are the ones who spearhead the charge against you. More than once I've been turned on by friends
Are the ones who spearhead the charge against you. More than once I've been turned on by friends
>>57589
I’m going to assume that means no. I wish you the best in this hardship you face. I wish I could magically solve all of this for you, but it looks like this one has to be done the hard way for the long haul. If you ever change your mind on talking to me, I’m still around.
I’m going to assume that means no. I wish you the best in this hardship you face. I wish I could magically solve all of this for you, but it looks like this one has to be done the hard way for the long haul. If you ever change your mind on talking to me, I’m still around.
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>>57598
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
But seriously, what are y'all so paranoid about? It's a fucking game.
Trust no one. Not even yourself.
But seriously, what are y'all so paranoid about? It's a fucking game.
>>57599
I'm not aware of the issue that prompted this discussion, but I agree with the general premise. I don't think we're talking about the game at this point.
"I don't trust anyone except that guy I see in the mirror. But I've got my eye on him,...." is how I like to summarize my position.
I'm not aware of the issue that prompted this discussion, but I agree with the general premise. I don't think we're talking about the game at this point.
"I don't trust anyone except that guy I see in the mirror. But I've got my eye on him,...." is how I like to summarize my position.
>"Sure I can't eat the annoying one?"
Torc then proceeds to kick Snek in the ribs, wondering why he brought him along.
Torc then proceeds to kick Snek in the ribs, wondering why he brought him along.
>>57605
>he does still count as a 17 HD creature
In what way? He has the same base attack bonus as Torc, right?
>he does still count as a 17 HD creature
In what way? He has the same base attack bonus as Torc, right?
>>57610
>tfw have the coolest weapons but can't shoot for shit
I recommend True Strike, if you think you ever actually need to attack.
>tfw have the coolest weapons but can't shoot for shit
I recommend True Strike, if you think you ever actually need to attack.
Tracy's crossbow-claw count as a light weapon, like a hand crossbow, right?
>>57613
Sorry , m8. Didn't mean to offend.
I thought you already had it, and was just offering a word of advice.
Divine Power will also make your base attack bonus equal to your character level, so you can shoot like a marksman.
Sorry , m8. Didn't mean to offend.
I thought you already had it, and was just offering a word of advice.
Divine Power will also make your base attack bonus equal to your character level, so you can shoot like a marksman.
Tracy feeds her mimic and pours a bit of alcohol on the side of the jar (with her magick hand) so it can move a bit.
>>57618
Eh, it's better than getting to a big fight and GM says "Alight, subtract 4 from that... and you miss"
Eh, it's better than getting to a big fight and GM says "Alight, subtract 4 from that... and you miss"
>>57619
Meh, I don't think brad or Infernius ever took proficiency in their weapons, so it wouldn't hurt to say you trained to use it offscreen.
Meh, I don't think brad or Infernius ever took proficiency in their weapons, so it wouldn't hurt to say you trained to use it offscreen.
>>57621
3.5e has something of an "automatic" proficiency system, where characters automatically get blanket skill with appropriate weapons (whether explicit or allowed, like Infernius with his claymore). Additional proficiencies can be purchased with feats (but who wants to do that?!).
3.5e has something of an "automatic" proficiency system, where characters automatically get blanket skill with appropriate weapons (whether explicit or allowed, like Infernius with his claymore). Additional proficiencies can be purchased with feats (but who wants to do that?!).
>>57623
Ah, I'd assumed Tracy gained her proficiency with her spiked chain during that three-week period she trained with in in her dungeon.
>tfw no sekrit dungeon to hoard stolen loot
Ah, I'd assumed Tracy gained her proficiency with her spiked chain during that three-week period she trained with in in her dungeon.
>tfw no sekrit dungeon to hoard stolen loot
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