Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57118Nope, I think you got it all
>>57119"You're so cute, Flashy."
>>57121K. I'll have something for everyone here in a bit
>>57123Toss Trump/Tracy a lvl 15 encounter.
>>57126*tries to wiggle way out from under horsey*
>>57127Oh don't be a pussy. I don't mean I'm going to throw anyone to the wolves, I just mean I have compelling and/or entertaining story/game elements to introduce.
But right now I'm cooking chicken.
>>57132Um.... what exactly is she scooching?
*faggot gets Greek food* >>57136>>57127Send Torc a lvl 14 encounter.
>>5714013 is your party level by yourself.
Below that, it's not even worth fighting.
>>57141He had difficulty with a level 7 as I recall
I need to kill things; I don't care what it is.
I'm thirsty for levels and treasure.
>>57145I'm going to train that thing.
>>57146I'd be disappointed otherwise
>>57149Its stuck to the inside of a jar, I don't know what more to say.
>frustrated mimic noises Alright. So Torcuil and Snek arrive at Krenshall,... there's really not much I can add to the antics they've shown so far. Do carry on.
Infernius on the other hand, carefully(?) approaches the dog he finds himself facing (hunting?). As he approaches, the dog wags its tail nervously, sniffing around, but doesn't run or attempt to flee. He gets closer and closer, with encouraging gestures and body language, and upon getting close enough he jumps to grab the dog.
Unfortunately, the dog disappears, and reappears a few feet away, wagging its tail much more vigorously.
Tracy and Trump get to the outskirts of Cardashil, the expansive and long lines ever-present. Those in the lines are as diverse, colorful, and over-the-top as you might expect from a group of talent seeking leeches. Did I say leeches? I meant bitches.
So license aside, Tracy has left the grove,yes?
>>57153Besides the Dome, what other structures are visible? Surely there must be more than the Thunder Dome?
>>57151>"You know, these gnomes are the perfect size for a snack""I'm not responding to that"
>"So you don't care if I do?""You know what? I've always wanted snakeskin boots."
>"Dully noted. Why did we come here again?""To find out more about the airship"
>>57156>"The snack that smiles back, gnome-fish""Alright, one more outburst from you and you're going into staff form."
>"Sorry mom""Anyway, time to look for some friendly gnomes that'll help"
Torc tries finding the help desk again
Maybe I should get back to work on that mace...
>>57161Reeeee-ing won't save you
>>57153I absolutely refuse to wait in line for even on minute this time.
>>57165*smothers affectionately*
>>57164Seriously though. Fuck lines.
>>57166[smooshed Paladin noises]
"uch... Tracy... You're too heavy"
>>57167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEVllmeWH4 >>57170"Just to keep you safe, dear. There's a lot of diversity lurking around here" Tracy says with not a even trace of sincerity
She likes sitting on him. A lot.
>>57174"For you..." Trumpaladin says as he pushes up the rump... then it falls back down on him
>>57152Infernius, I swear, you'd better catch that dog.
[1d20+20 = 36]>>57176He decides to attack her where she's vulnerable
Grab 'er by the pussy
>>57177"They tryin' hard to catch that herd but they ain't caught 'em yet!"
>>57178*Squirts all over him*
"F-Flashy? So sudden..! I like it sudden..."
>>57179"Gah!" Is covered in Tracy juice
>>57180[unintelligible girlish laughter]
[1d20+20 = 39]>>57182"Bad Horsey!" Attacks again
>>57181I won't spoil anything.
I just want it. I want it so hard.
>>57183*Soaks him*
"Awww.. am I a bad mare Flashy?"
>>57185*Soaking intensifies*
>>57184I figured that's cool enough to satisfy a 20, but I'm gonna make him work for it ^_^
>>57187"Awwwwww...."
*Lays down in mock-sadness*
>>57189*repositions self*
"There there, it's okay horsey"
>>57190"I'm a naughty mare, Flashy...
But you love me anyway, right?"
>>57192"I love you, Flashy, regardless of what you want to be..."
*Allows him*
>>57193"Are you sure of that, pony?"
*loves horsey physically*
[1d20 = 1]>>57188Rolling to develop Pokeballs.
>>57195*Lays head in horse fur*
"Then why did you get so upset over that whole Trollestia thing?"
>>57196Does this mean Trumpaladin can carry Tracy around in a pokeball?
>>57198"It's BECAUSE I love you that I got upset..."
>>57200Nice...
But what is with the political alignment grid in the background though?
>>57199"Well let me you feel my love"
*lets her feel it*
>>57205"Why you run away from me so much though?"
*loves all inside horsey*
>>57154*horse-butt blocks out the world*
>>57207There was no cake at the party.
Tracy can wear barding, right?
>>57214And I never got the confirmation: do ponies count as humanoids, monstrous humanoids, or magical beasts?
>>57215I think GM was leaning toward humanoid.
>>57216They don't really look humanoid though.
>>57217Right? I don’t know the official distinction between the types, but I would guess magical beast based on its name.
>>57218Magical beast makes more sense.
The typing also makes up for not having proper hands.
>>57219Just looked it up on the D&D wiki:
Magical beasts are similar to animals but can have Intelligence scores higher than 2. Magical beasts usually have supernatural or extraordinary abilities, but sometimes are merely bizarre in appearance or habits.
>>57220Magical beasts are also more dangerous in battle than animals by default: their base attack bonus is always equal to their total hit dice + class level (if any), while an animal's is only 3/4 that.
Another difference is that animals are always neutral: because they're neutral, they're also considered to be less dangerous, because they'll just run without any strong motivation to fight. I noticed that most creatures that have neutral alignment generally have lower CRs than you'd expect for their hit dice and abilities (although they usually have a higher level adjustment), which is probably why no animal is ranked above 10 CR, regardless of its hit dice.
Only magical beasts have Supernatural abilities, but most animals have extraordinary abilities or special attacks.