Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>57726
The gnomes are fucking amazing. Doing a great job GM
"Iwaswonderingiftherewasanyoneherethatcouldhelpmerepairandunderstandtheoriginsoftheship."
>inb4 "AFUCKINGHUMAN"
The gnomes are fucking amazing. Doing a great job GM
"Iwaswonderingiftherewasanyoneherethatcouldhelpmerepairandunderstandtheoriginsoftheship."
>inb4 "AFUCKINGHUMAN"
Is brad still trying to talk his way around the portal, or did he go with Tracy?
>>57724
Perfect timing. A small tree just fell about 2 hours ago, and I just finished hauling it out of the yard.
Stix notices and remarks jokingly;
“You wouldn’t happen to be this Trollestia I’m hearing so much about, would you?”
He lets out a chuckle.
Perfect timing. A small tree just fell about 2 hours ago, and I just finished hauling it out of the yard.
Stix notices and remarks jokingly;
“You wouldn’t happen to be this Trollestia I’m hearing so much about, would you?”
He lets out a chuckle.
>>57729
"Whatdoyoumeanrepair?"
"Watch,he'sprobablysomebroke-asswhowantssomeonetofixitforfree,"
"..."
"Whatsitlooklike?"
>>57732
"You're awfully quick for a newbie," the squirrel responds. "So who sent you?"
>>57715
No immediate sounds are apparent, and beyond the hole is a series of remarkably clean and well-maintained (not to mention aesthetic) civic landscaping, paths, and architecture.
"Whatdoyoumeanrepair?"
"Watch,he'sprobablysomebroke-asswhowantssomeonetofixitforfree,"
"..."
"Whatsitlooklike?"
>>57732
"You're awfully quick for a newbie," the squirrel responds. "So who sent you?"
>>57715
No immediate sounds are apparent, and beyond the hole is a series of remarkably clean and well-maintained (not to mention aesthetic) civic landscaping, paths, and architecture.
>>57735
“It was a fifty-fifty chance that I saw talking to you or looking dumb while you were standing behind me. I was sent here by this knight looking man by the name of Trumpaladin. You have heard about him, right?”
“It was a fifty-fifty chance that I saw talking to you or looking dumb while you were standing behind me. I was sent here by this knight looking man by the name of Trumpaladin. You have heard about him, right?”
>>57735
"NoIdon'tfuckingexpectitforfree!
Let'ssee,it'satwodeckshipwith15cannonsononeside.It'sliftandpowerisfromalaargechunkoffloatstoneandpropellors"
"NoIdon'tfuckingexpectitforfree!
Let'ssee,it'satwodeckshipwith15cannonsononeside.It'sliftandpowerisfromalaargechunkoffloatstoneandpropellors"
>>57738
"Heard,... yes we'll leave it at that," the squirrel says
>>57736
Well, kind of like a city-scape, in that its heavily concrete and artificial structures. Its all designed to be pleasant and not atrocious. Some paths lead to park-looking areas with a variety of gardens and potted plants, while others lead to civic areas with what appear to be shops and trades. The whole city is not visible from this point, but the general sense it evokes is "this is nice".
>>57739
"Canonsononeside?"
"Twodecks?"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"AFloat-stone?Ishouldhaveknown.PersonallyI'vebeenwaitingtohearaboutwhathappenedtotheStrayCat,...that'sthenameoftheshipyou'redescribing,eversinceoldMaglintiouswentoffonhisfoolventure."
"Heard,... yes we'll leave it at that," the squirrel says
>>57736
Well, kind of like a city-scape, in that its heavily concrete and artificial structures. Its all designed to be pleasant and not atrocious. Some paths lead to park-looking areas with a variety of gardens and potted plants, while others lead to civic areas with what appear to be shops and trades. The whole city is not visible from this point, but the general sense it evokes is "this is nice".
>>57739
"Canonsononeside?"
"Twodecks?"
"AFUCKINGHUMAN,"
"AFloat-stone?Ishouldhaveknown.PersonallyI'vebeenwaitingtohearaboutwhathappenedtotheStrayCat,...that'sthenameoftheshipyou'redescribing,eversinceoldMaglintiouswentoffonhisfoolventure."
>>57741
Trumpaldin walks down the city scape and observes his surroundings. What does the purpose of the structures appear to be (like shops or government buildings or what have you) and are there people?
Trumpaldin walks down the city scape and observes his surroundings. What does the purpose of the structures appear to be (like shops or government buildings or what have you) and are there people?
>>57743
"Because I'm sure everyone around here knows who you are and what you look like" Trumpaladin says, walking in the open and glistening in the light
"Because I'm sure everyone around here knows who you are and what you look like" Trumpaladin says, walking in the open and glistening in the light
>>57741
“Excellent. He told me to come here to get a better idea of where I am and possibly what I should try to do here, if you have the time. I hear talk of many threats in this land and I am not sure if I will know how to combat them, or even find my way around this world to be of any use against them.”
“Excellent. He told me to come here to get a better idea of where I am and possibly what I should try to do here, if you have the time. I hear talk of many threats in this land and I am not sure if I will know how to combat them, or even find my way around this world to be of any use against them.”
>>57742
Not immediately, they're in a relatively quiet section of the city, though the murmurings of activity reverberate through the compound, which is not precisely a dome but more of a curving wall that appears to be a dome surrounding the city. The tallest buildings compliment the wall such that from the ground outside it seems a solid structure but is open-air. Sunlight beams down upon the pavement, which shows not the slightest bit of debris or dirt (out of place, that is).
Not immediately, they're in a relatively quiet section of the city, though the murmurings of activity reverberate through the compound, which is not precisely a dome but more of a curving wall that appears to be a dome surrounding the city. The tallest buildings compliment the wall such that from the ground outside it seems a solid structure but is open-air. Sunlight beams down upon the pavement, which shows not the slightest bit of debris or dirt (out of place, that is).
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>>57744
"No, I'm just not the best at quick disguises, so I want to be able to go back to my regular attire if some starts chasing us from this point on."
"No, I'm just not the best at quick disguises, so I want to be able to go back to my regular attire if some starts chasing us from this point on."
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>>57749
“Now that is an interesting question depending on how you look at it. I suppose the simple answer would be in a grove in some far away land from where I was. But if I recall... it is something more complex than that. I hear this ninja talk about how I was dead yet chosen to be here or something. It was confusing, but it seems to make as much sense as any other explanation for not being back home.”
“Now that is an interesting question depending on how you look at it. I suppose the simple answer would be in a grove in some far away land from where I was. But if I recall... it is something more complex than that. I hear this ninja talk about how I was dead yet chosen to be here or something. It was confusing, but it seems to make as much sense as any other explanation for not being back home.”
>>57749
Big Bird and La Payasa continue down the street, observing their surroundings and generally heading in the direction of the sound of activity
Big Bird and La Payasa continue down the street, observing their surroundings and generally heading in the direction of the sound of activity
I got a wee bit distracted
>>57741
"Soyouknowtheownerofship?AndyousaiditwascalledTheStrayCat?Hemusthavehaditstolenfromhim,thepeoplewhoattackedmeandmyfriendscalledthe____Cunt"
I can't remember the name
>>57741
"Soyouknowtheownerofship?AndyousaiditwascalledTheStrayCat?Hemusthavehaditstolenfromhim,thepeoplewhoattackedmeandmyfriendscalledthe____Cunt"
I can't remember the name
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>>57754
La Payasa darts around corners ahead of bigbird in stealth, to make sure (s)he spots anything that might be coming up ahead.
La Payasa darts around corners ahead of bigbird in stealth, to make sure (s)he spots anything that might be coming up ahead.
>>57754
And strangely, considering the previous line, they're somehow not the most colorful people around. There's not any ppl around, but yeah.
>>57753
I meant in the crowd
>>57752
"Yes, yes, you died. Everyone dies. Do you think this is the first time you've lived? That this pony form is the first (OR the last) you've inhabited? The correct answer is "here", and everything else is derived from that. I know it sounds stupid, but its the best explanation that you're likely to get, given that "what was" is now irrelevant, and the question is then "what shall be?", which is something only you can determine."
And strangely, considering the previous line, they're somehow not the most colorful people around. There's not any ppl around, but yeah.
>>57753
I meant in the crowd
>>57752
"Yes, yes, you died. Everyone dies. Do you think this is the first time you've lived? That this pony form is the first (OR the last) you've inhabited? The correct answer is "here", and everything else is derived from that. I know it sounds stupid, but its the best explanation that you're likely to get, given that "what was" is now irrelevant, and the question is then "what shall be?", which is something only you can determine."
>>57759
The people are as colorful, except that they're not around. I'm just letting you know that the bright, giant bird and the mexican clown are somehow not unusual.
The people are as colorful, except that they're not around. I'm just letting you know that the bright, giant bird and the mexican clown are somehow not unusual.
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>>57757
La Payasa makes sure not to be seen, while big bird walks down the street, making sure to take in the surrounding areas.
Beneath the disguise, Tracy wonders where her knives may have been kept.
>>57759
"That's odd... These guys aren't flamboyant as the line of pricks that were entering earlier..."
La Payasa makes sure not to be seen, while big bird walks down the street, making sure to take in the surrounding areas.
Beneath the disguise, Tracy wonders where her knives may have been kept.
>>57759
"That's odd... These guys aren't flamboyant as the line of pricks that were entering earlier..."
>>57757
Takes a moment to think about that.
“Yep. Sounds about right. I suppose I’m just a tad nervous about the shear number of ways I could mess up. Do you have any tips on where to go from here, or is that up for me to determine as well?”
Takes a moment to think about that.
“Yep. Sounds about right. I suppose I’m just a tad nervous about the shear number of ways I could mess up. Do you have any tips on where to go from here, or is that up for me to determine as well?”
[1d20+9 = 15]
Knowledge Local check, to get a hunch where Tracy could go to find her lost equitpment, or at least ask about it
Knowledge Local check, to get a hunch where Tracy could go to find her lost equitpment, or at least ask about it
A barely-visible shadowy aura rises off of La Payasa as Tracy channels divegrass energy.
Curses, Mlp went for the orchestrated Giddy, I was hoping to gather anons to do a voice-over of that one
*crackles with dark energy*
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Editing is pretty fun
Alright, now that the only other important match is over, what do Tracy and Brad find in the city?
>>57771
*blink* *blink* Infernius fails to make contact, as the dog has this weird tendency to shift apparent position without moving. The dog however, seems to think this is a delightful game and starts running around him, his tail going bonkers.
>>57785
Holy shit what a match tho
>>57787
They're outside Cardashil
*blink* *blink* Infernius fails to make contact, as the dog has this weird tendency to shift apparent position without moving. The dog however, seems to think this is a delightful game and starts running around him, his tail going bonkers.
>>57785
Holy shit what a match tho
>>57787
They're outside Cardashil
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>>57787
You were gone a while... He called in Tracy and proceeded to the next city, which is Cardishore
>>57789
HE FOUND BARBAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fN6BCJrx4
You were gone a while... He called in Tracy and proceeded to the next city, which is Cardishore
>>57789
HE FOUND BARBAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fN6BCJrx4
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Tracy needs some spooky rainbow stockings.
What kind of item works in the form of socks?
What kind of item works in the form of socks?
>>57803
Trump and Tracy,... er Big Bird and El Juapo find that Cardashil is a very large and rather modern (to the impression of their respective faggots) styled city. There is a degree of artistry to the architecture and aesthetics, except in a contemporary sense. The buildings are very utilitarian and have a distinct overall sense of planning to them, as adjacent buildings display a comparable style. There are sections that grow increasingly fine, and the buildings are increasingly smaller in those areas. There doesn't seem to be many people in this area, and there are smaller and larger paths available.
Trump and Tracy,... er Big Bird and El Juapo find that Cardashil is a very large and rather modern (to the impression of their respective faggots) styled city. There is a degree of artistry to the architecture and aesthetics, except in a contemporary sense. The buildings are very utilitarian and have a distinct overall sense of planning to them, as adjacent buildings display a comparable style. There are sections that grow increasingly fine, and the buildings are increasingly smaller in those areas. There doesn't seem to be many people in this area, and there are smaller and larger paths available.
>>57808
That would be the larger paths. The smaller paths - I should have mentioned - seem to follow along and in the area of the outer wall of the city.
I'm not gonna get super in depth in the descriptions except as necessary, as Cardashil is a larger city than Port Barry.
>>57809
Certainly, and the smaller - as far as residence is concerned - the more ornate, distinct, or artistic. It gives the impression that the higher one's status in the city, the more private and luxurious the accommodations.
That would be the larger paths. The smaller paths - I should have mentioned - seem to follow along and in the area of the outer wall of the city.
I'm not gonna get super in depth in the descriptions except as necessary, as Cardashil is a larger city than Port Barry.
>>57809
Certainly, and the smaller - as far as residence is concerned - the more ornate, distinct, or artistic. It gives the impression that the higher one's status in the city, the more private and luxurious the accommodations.
>>57812
Important question: Are there any guards, policemen, cameras, or other forms of public defense apparent?
Important question: Are there any guards, policemen, cameras, or other forms of public defense apparent?
>>57816
None at all. There is a strange metal device rolling down the path in Tracy's direction however.
>>57814
"Yes,thepreviousownerwasadamnfoolwhowentpiratehunting,hadtheCatmadeexpresslyforthatpurpose.Ratherbent,thatfellow.Apparentlyhegotscammedbysomepiratesandthensworerevenge.Inresponsehecommissionedacrewandashiptochaseafterthem,butthatgottakenandthecrewwasslaughtered(excepthim,theythoughthewasprettypathetic).Thenhehiredmercenariestohuntthepirates,butgetthis,themercenariesWEREpiratesandtheyrobbedhimAGAIN!Sohecomeshereandsayshewantsaluxuryairshiptohuntpirateswith.Hewantsittobetotallybareononesidebutalineofcannonsontheother.Figureshecantrickthepiratesintothinkingtheshipisunarmeduntilhebanksandlightsthemup.Sowemadetheshipforhim,andthatwasthelastwesawofeither."
None at all. There is a strange metal device rolling down the path in Tracy's direction however.
>>57814
"Yes,thepreviousownerwasadamnfoolwhowentpiratehunting,hadtheCatmadeexpresslyforthatpurpose.Ratherbent,thatfellow.Apparentlyhegotscammedbysomepiratesandthensworerevenge.Inresponsehecommissionedacrewandashiptochaseafterthem,butthatgottakenandthecrewwasslaughtered(excepthim,theythoughthewasprettypathetic).Thenhehiredmercenariestohuntthepirates,butgetthis,themercenariesWEREpiratesandtheyrobbedhimAGAIN!Sohecomeshereandsayshewantsaluxuryairshiptohuntpirateswith.Hewantsittobetotallybareononesidebutalineofcannonsontheother.Figureshecantrickthepiratesintothinkingtheshipisunarmeduntilhebanksandlightsthemup.Sowemadetheshipforhim,andthatwasthelastwesawofeither."
[1d20+25 = 40]
Sleight of hand to conceal dagger
Sleight of hand to conceal dagger
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>>57821
Close, the very middle stone.
"Mostof'em," he says with a slight twinge of cheek, while the other gnomes burst into laughter
Close, the very middle stone.
"Mostof'em," he says with a slight twinge of cheek, while the other gnomes burst into laughter
Can y'all take another look at that South Korean on the main page? I still can't figure out if he's a autistic "sovereign citizen" from 8chan or if he is a disinformation artist
>>57823
I can’t hardly make sense of that guys, but obviously a troll. He refuded debate and triggered a pony porn shutdown attempt by some anons. But you already knew that. Oh, he claims to not be Korean, so there is that.
I can’t hardly make sense of that guys, but obviously a troll. He refuded debate and triggered a pony porn shutdown attempt by some anons. But you already knew that. Oh, he claims to not be Korean, so there is that.
>Snek grows impatient
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