Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57928
Stix wonders on what this means. He remembers what Trumpaladin said, to be careful about what you say around her, lest something go terribly wrong. He just wishes he knew the best approach to this strange situation.
“While I enjoy a snack now and again, and bananas can be delicious, I’m afraid I am not very hungry at the moment, but thank you for the offer.”
Stix wonders on what this means. He remembers what Trumpaladin said, to be careful about what you say around her, lest something go terribly wrong. He just wishes he knew the best approach to this strange situation.
“While I enjoy a snack now and again, and bananas can be delicious, I’m afraid I am not very hungry at the moment, but thank you for the offer.”
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>>57943
Well, you got a 20 so I'll allow that to work, but realize that a sunder attack is different from a normal attack, at least as far as Sugoito is concerned. Imagine it being like a really long tuning fork, so dense that whatever it was brought to bear against kinda just collapses, breaks, or dents.
Well, you got a 20 so I'll allow that to work, but realize that a sunder attack is different from a normal attack, at least as far as Sugoito is concerned. Imagine it being like a really long tuning fork, so dense that whatever it was brought to bear against kinda just collapses, breaks, or dents.
>>57945
No, Sugoito. The break-stick. An attack is using it like a sword. A sunder is using it almost like a harmonic device
No, Sugoito. The break-stick. An attack is using it like a sword. A sunder is using it almost like a harmonic device
>>57947
Yes, he smashed that. The device stops and sits still for a moment.
DESTRUCT
Roll one more saving throw
Yes, he smashed that. The device stops and sits still for a moment.
DESTRUCT
Roll one more saving throw
[1d20+15 = 17]
>>57949
The device learns to its dismay as so many have before it, that when you think Trumpaladin is fired for good, he just keeps coming back
>>57949
The device learns to its dismay as so many have before it, that when you think Trumpaladin is fired for good, he just keeps coming back
>>57951
Where is Infernius again? I know he went to track an animal, but I don't recall what he's doing other than talking to blink-doge
Where is Infernius again? I know he went to track an animal, but I don't recall what he's doing other than talking to blink-doge
>>57954
If Trumpaladin is still alive and conscious, he calls upon the power of Elway to fill him with charm, and lay of hands heals himself... With basically all points, because his hp is low.
He then collects any valuable parts of the machine, and probably non-valuable parts of the machine as well. Not because he wants to do anything with them, but specifically to keep Tracy from getting a hold of them, because she fucking ran.
If Trumpaladin is still alive and conscious, he calls upon the power of Elway to fill him with charm, and lay of hands heals himself... With basically all points, because his hp is low.
He then collects any valuable parts of the machine, and probably non-valuable parts of the machine as well. Not because he wants to do anything with them, but specifically to keep Tracy from getting a hold of them, because she fucking ran.
>>57928
In gnomeland, Torc begins to feel uneasy
>"You okay?"
"Yes, I just felt a great disturbance in the force..."
>"NERD"
In gnomeland, Torc begins to feel uneasy
>"You okay?"
"Yes, I just felt a great disturbance in the force..."
>"NERD"
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>>57953
*Fiendish Raven Flies up and pecks Infernius in the forehead*
<SQUAWK>
*leaves scroll in his hand*
*pecks again and vanishes*
*Fiendish Raven Flies up and pecks Infernius in the forehead*
<SQUAWK>
*leaves scroll in his hand*
*pecks again and vanishes*
>>57959
It was summoned.
I figured summons are cooler than pigeons when it comes to delivering short-distance messages.
Could just forget about it though.
It was summoned.
I figured summons are cooler than pigeons when it comes to delivering short-distance messages.
Could just forget about it though.
The message reads:
>Flashy and I went to Cardashil
>Waiting in lines is gay, so find the hole on the left side of the dome; use your magic to reseal the hole after you're through.
>Hope to see you there
>Flashy and I went to Cardashil
>Waiting in lines is gay, so find the hole on the left side of the dome; use your magic to reseal the hole after you're through.
>Hope to see you there
"That mailbox recognized us as 'Intruders' right away.. I don't like the sound of that..." Tracy says, not paying any mind to the fact that the normal response to seeing a knife-brandishing Mexican clown sitting on Big Bird's face in an alley would be to whip out your flamethrower and burn everything.
>>57966
>there's a reason
That's exactly why there's reason to be worried. Either the security has a means of identifying who's a resident and who isn't, or they were expecting us.
"Think we should go back and meet Infernius?"
>there's a reason
That's exactly why there's reason to be worried. Either the security has a means of identifying who's a resident and who isn't, or they were expecting us.
"Think we should go back and meet Infernius?"
>tfw Infernius fed you so much bacon that you can only move by teleporting
>>57967
Not only that, the party's goals in this area aren't exactly clear.
Tracy's top priority is to retrieve her beloved knife collection.
Not only that, the party's goals in this area aren't exactly clear.
Tracy's top priority is to retrieve her beloved knife collection.
If barding has the same armor encumbrance rules, is it still twice as expensive to produce?
Can you sunder natural weapons too?
>>57964
*pets pony*
"These things can instantly recognize who is a citizen and who isn't, and incinerate non-citizens. I wish we had these things in America. Kind of impressive actually.
But really, you can't say you expected anything less out of Cardishore, can you?"
*pets pony*
"These things can instantly recognize who is a citizen and who isn't, and incinerate non-citizens. I wish we had these things in America. Kind of impressive actually.
But really, you can't say you expected anything less out of Cardishore, can you?"
>>57974
I did, but that wouldn't stop Tracy from looking for her knives.
She didn't want to wait, because she wasn't sure if she'd get her other equipment back, and she might need that to get her knives.
Also, are you sure you want to carry that whole thing? You're already wearing armor.
I did, but that wouldn't stop Tracy from looking for her knives.
She didn't want to wait, because she wasn't sure if she'd get her other equipment back, and she might need that to get her knives.
Also, are you sure you want to carry that whole thing? You're already wearing armor.
Tracy pockets the remaining charred scrap metal and sprinkles some glitter-dust on the scorch marks to hide the evidence.
Tracy, considering that the machine could've noted their appearances to an operator, changes her disguise to the prince of Persia.
She throws some more dust in Brad's face to make him appear like an ostrich.
She throws some more dust in Brad's face to make him appear like an ostrich.
>>57982
K. Lay on hands,... oh shit, lay on hands is Paladin level X3,... so that puts him pretty much back to full give or take
K. Lay on hands,... oh shit, lay on hands is Paladin level X3,... so that puts him pretty much back to full give or take
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>>57986
He used the charm domain power to raise his charisma, so 7 points of HP per paladin level may be healed
He used the charm domain power to raise his charisma, so 7 points of HP per paladin level may be healed
Tracy took 35 dmg, Trump took 60
I'm so digging my new combat system
I'm so digging my new combat system
>>57990
You know what, fuck it.
I am declaring now that Trumpaladin's additional ability point from level 16 will go into Charisma
You know what, fuck it.
I am declaring now that Trumpaladin's additional ability point from level 16 will go into Charisma
>>57996
That would put his daily erotic massage at 136.
Is he fully healing Tracy? She did run off,... Xp
That would put his daily erotic massage at 136.
Is he fully healing Tracy? She did run off,... Xp
The Prince of Persia carries the ostrich further into town, looking for a help desk or any other information-gathering station.
*earth shakes*
*lightning strikes*
*solar eclipse*
*meteor shower*
Tracy lets out a fiery sigh.
*hundreds of screeching winged monkeys burst out of a rip-hole in the sky and fly in a doughnut-shaped formation*
Fae transmits to Trump
>Having difficulty finding a way in, standby
>Having difficulty finding a way in, standby
>>58015
>interesting
Not yet, though they can't seem to find anyone living, aside from the shazbot (that's its name btw, its unique so don't bother)
>interesting
Not yet, though they can't seem to find anyone living, aside from the shazbot (that's its name btw, its unique so don't bother)
Gosh, I wish Tracy's Char stat could get higher..
>>58023
The way I see it, Tracy and Trump haven't really gone very far in the city, having gone toward the more central area and got immediately run up on by a robot right when Tracy was thinking of knocking on the apparent entrance to one of the many buildings apparent.
The way I see it, Tracy and Trump haven't really gone very far in the city, having gone toward the more central area and got immediately run up on by a robot right when Tracy was thinking of knocking on the apparent entrance to one of the many buildings apparent.
>>58026
We get Fae, that way Trump will have an ally who won't run when he needs her, or at the very least, will run with him, then we go deeper into the city and explore its secrets
We get Fae, that way Trump will have an ally who won't run when he needs her, or at the very least, will run with him, then we go deeper into the city and explore its secrets
Tracy tries to look more closely at one of the buildings.
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