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Rare Nuts
Anonymous
FQKZc
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No.56794
56798 56802
Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.

Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.

The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.

Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
1577 replies and 149 files omitted.
Xqhzm
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No.57020
57021
[1d20 = 18]
>>57019
>tell me
“Will do.”

Enters the grove and looks around.
perception check needed?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57021
57023
>>57020
"I prowl the perimeter of this place all the time, but I haven't found anything."
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57022
57023
Would a spellcraft check allow Torc to summon a bowling ball above someones head?
And if it fails would it appear above Torc's head?
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57023
57024 57025
>>57021
“Well... this is mainly to get familiar with this place. Everything is still so strange to me, I mean, in Equestria one day and here the next...”
Stix looks lost in thought for a second.
“Just a little shock, that’s all”

>>57022
Please let this be true

Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57024
57026 57027
>>57023
Turns out I was thinking about a coconut, but same effect
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57025
57028
>>57023
"You'll get used to it.." Tracy says in a tone that offers no comfort
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57026
>>57024
Probably.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57027
57029 57030 57033 57036 57039
>>57002
I'm still determining what Infernius found, I'm not ignoring you
>>57014
What now?
>>57010
Technically, the grove is just beyond Stix' position. I only make that correction to indicate greater distance, not that traveling will be any bother.
>>57024
A coconut? Sure! A bowling ball? Myeh,....
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57028
>>57025
“Indeed. Just got to make some steps to getting used to it.”
Stix pauses for a while, pondering if it would be safe to ask her a question.
“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you remember how you got here?”
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57029
57033
>>57027
"I woke up in a room."
96xM6
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No.57030
57031
[1d20 = 18]
>>57027
>A bowling ball? Myeh,….
You underestimate Torc's power...

Anyway, Torc tries to summon a coconut above Snek's head for his basic misunderstanding of common games.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57031
57032 57034
flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg
>>57030
>18
Good enough
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57032
tumblr_mdxersiiOp1qj8u1do2_500.png
>>57031
Wrong image...
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57033
57035 57040
>>57029
“I see...”
Realizing she doesn’t want to talk about it, he quickly wraps up
“Well, I will let you know if I see anything. Have a good day.”

>>57027
Stix travels to the grove...
muh wasted dice... ugh!
Anonymous
Eyw81
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No.57034
57040
>>57031
Stolen
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57035
57037
>>57033
That' where Tracy is.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57036
57043 57047
>>57027
Ok
Anonymous
Xqhzm
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No.57037
57038
>>57035
I’m so confused! Stix entered the clearing... talked to Tracy, who I thought was by a river/creak and the grove was beyond that... what is the layout here?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57038
57039
>>57037
There's a meadow right before a grove that looks like a golf course. Tracy is in the grove.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57039
57042
>>57038
This
Vs
>>57027
This

Oh well... Stix explores around the grove that he may or may not have entered before now, he was lost in thought and can’t remember the details...
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57040
57041 57048
PLEASEDONOTSTEP.png
>>57033
You think your dice was wasted? I did a test roll and got a nat20
>>57034
YOU'LL NEVER STEAL THIS OC
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57041
57044
>>57040
Why is snek a Pac-Man?
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57042
57045
>>57039
Sigh. Okay, let me be very specific. Well into the forest is the gnarly tree that the gibbers inhabit. There used to be a stash of jew gold there, but that's long gone. From Stix' direction, this led to the edge of the clearing with the creek. This clearing is approx. the size of a football field. Beyond that is the grove where Tracy was chasing her tail, which I notice now Stix "walked to" in >>57006 so I suppose he is at/in the grove.
goddamn fast travel shit

Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57043
57047 57050 57110
>>57036
Its a dog.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57044
>>57041
...

I will never unsee now
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57045
57049
>>57042
Sorry GM... I’m still newfag and don’t get how to tell where I am spatially yet. o_o

I figured when I said I was walking toward the grove, I was moving while talking to Tracy. Sorry for my confusion.
Anonymous
96xM6
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No.57046
>"Are you sure we didn't pass the gnomes already?"
"What? Yes I'm sure! Are you doubting my navigation skills?"
>"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57047
>>57043
>>57036
Catch it.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57048
57051
>>57040
100% N.A.P VIOLATED.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57049
>>57045
No need to apologize, I should have been more descriptive with the environment. This is an area that Tracy extensively wandered, so I just reverted to my recollection.
Eyw81
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No.57050
57110
[1d20 = 7]
>>57043
Grapple!!!!
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57051
>>57048
REEEEEEEEEEEE MY N.A.P.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57052
57053 57054
>>57002
Why would he know about the ranch, and how would he carry live animals along a very, very long road trip across multiple cities?
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57053
57056
>>57052
He and Tracy agreed to work together because metafaggotry.
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57054
57056 57057
>>57052
Why the contention? Tracy and Infernius have both spoken of having a ranch. Perhaps not to one another (in meta), but that doesn't preclude him from seeking an animal.
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57055

ϟϟ
unɟ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57056
57058
>>57054
Is he going to carry the dog to cardishore then to Gatesil if they ever get there then back? He's neglected the last dog he got

>>57053
>metafaggotry
Naturally
Anonymous
+3JjH
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No.57057
57058
>>57054
I was away watching a movie for a few hours, and the break away gave me just a long enough period of lucidity to realize that this place will kill me
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57058
57059
>>57056
I'm aware of that, and I haven't gotten to the part where I ask "and this is all going on while Infernius is kidnapping Trump?". Quit spoiling.
>>57057
You mean the ranch?
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57059
57060 57061 57062
>>57058
No. This place
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57060
>>57059
???
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57061
CCD306AD-7D64-49C7-BF2B-3199C879070E.png
>>57059
Why you have to be so black pilled my friend?
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57062
57063
>>57059
The board or the game?
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57063
57065
>>57062
Yes
Anonymous
96xM6
?
No.57064
Oh, not again
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57065
>>57063
Care to unpack that a bit? The terse responses suggest that you don't, but I'm interested to hear your reasoning and analysis.
Anonymous
Xqhzm
?
No.57066
57067 57069 57070
Stix sits down and contemplates why the grove is here, why he felt like he needed to come here, who is Trollestia, and why is the blue horse so good at being scary?
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57067
57068
>>57066
Nothing to be scared of from the horse
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57068
>>57067
Reeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57069
>>57066
>why he felt like he needed to come here
We all feel like if we just go to some far off grove, when we get there, what we've been looking for will be there. We all make that mistake.

>Who is Trollestia
I guess you'll never know

>Why is the blue horse so good at being scary
A product of your own mind, no more
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57070
57071
>>57066
Literally, because early in the game Tracy wanted to wander and explore. The gnarly tree came first, then the meadow, and then the grove, cuz I wanted Tracy to feel free and happy(?) for a moment
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57071
>>57070
*frolics in meadow*
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57072
57073
Well, Trumpaladin doesn't want to capture animals and carry them for three+ days, so I guess he either goes back to Sparintenar or onwards to Cardishore
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57073
57074
>>57072
He could come to the meadow if he wants.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57074
57075 57076
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>57073

Anonymous
C8ri4
?
No.57075
>>57074
[Lonely hoers noises]
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57076
57077
>>57074
Or he could call her.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57077
57078
>>57076
Under these circumstances, it actually kind of makes sense that he'd call her

CALLS HORSEY
>"I'm somewhere between Sparentinar and Cardishore with Infenrius, but he's been acting a bit off"
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57078
57079
Spoilered
>>57077
*sounds of comet landing behind him*
"Hi Flashy!"
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57079
57080
>>57078
"Gah!"

Turns out, the blue horse is scary.
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57080
57081
>>57079
*Affectionate nuzzling*
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57081
57082
>>57080
"I missed you pony"
*hugs*
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57082
57083
>>57081
"I missed you too, Flashy"
*Hugs*
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57083
57084
>>57082
"What've you been up to, silly pony?"
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57084
57085 57086
>>57083
"Just marking my territory and whatnot."
*Grows to full size and makes self comfy in the grass*
"Putting up fences and building sheds.
Oh, and I got bitten by a rock. It's sleeping now though."
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57085
>>57084
*Warhors size
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57086
57087
>>57084
"Sounds like you've been having more excitement than me. I haven't built any sheds or been bitten by any rocks.

Wanna take us to a hotel room in Sarintenar or Cardishore?"
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57087
57088
>>57086
"Do they even have hotels there? I'm comfy as is, but I'll take you anywhere if you need it."
*Beckons to lay down on her body*
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57088
57089
>>57087
"I guess I don't need a hotel at the moment"

*lays down on horse*
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57089
57090 57091
>>57088
[Happy hoers noises]
*Is extra soft and warm to lay on*
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57090
57091 57092
>>57089
*embraces softness of the magical blue fur*
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57091
57095
>>57089
>>57090
D'awww
Thez wishes she was feelin' snuggly. Too many feels.
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57092
57093
>>57090
*Is glad to see he's comfy on her body as she lays down peacefully in the grass*

Good place to leave off as Tracy's faggot passes out
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57093
57094
>>57092
Except that it's not peaceful. Because Tracy is getting raped in her sleep

>rape
+3JjH
?
No.57094
57096
[1d20+20 = 32]
>>57093
Rolling to >rape horsey
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57095
57096
>>57091
*sad redbull noises*
Anonymous
FQKZc
?
No.57096
57097 57098
>>57094
No contest appearing, Tracy is raped
>>57095
Don't be sad, thoughts of Infernius makes her not to cry. Don't think to much on it, she's emotional because she's preggo and found out that Kefka is still alive.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57097
>>57096
*more cheerful sounds*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57098
57111
>>57096
I would've asked her what she was thinking about after that, but Tracy flew.
But yeah, it's always unnerving when the enemy just comes back after clearly being kill, especially because that entails that killing him again may just result in the same outcome.
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57099
57100 57101 57111
hug to death2.png
Revised
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57100
57101 57102 57103
>>57099
Gotta find the energy to replace Arizona with something else though.
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57101
>>57099
>>57100
Infernuis would approve.
Anonymous
nO8Lc
?
No.57102
>>57100
I like it with Arizona. It feels appropriate somehow
Anonymous
Eyw81
?
No.57103
57104
>>57100
A happy merchant maybe?
Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57104
>>57103
Maybe.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57105
57106
The main board could use some love right now...

Anonymous
x5CjY
?
No.57106
57107
>>57105
You, post threads too.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57107
>>57106
After class.... I'm on call today
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57108
*runs in circles to progress training*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57109
I just realized I'm never going to be able to finish that mace if she can only cast Fear once per week. May as well give up on it..
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
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No.57110
57111
>>57050
>>57043
Did he catch it or not?
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57111
57112
fug.png
>>57098
Oh, its far deeper than that, but yes. I could tell you myself, but that would spoil the fun and a bit of the plot. ^_^
>>57099
fixed
>>57110
Not yet. I deliberately neglected to complete that situation because I wanted to think about how to present and theme the interaction. Don't worry, I came up with a good one.
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57112
>>57111
checked
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57113
57114
*zig-zags across field to practice turning*
+3JjH
?
No.57114
57115
[1d20+10 = 24]
>>57113
On no you don't!

*controls running horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57115
57116
>>57114
He's on her back? Okay then; where are they going?
Technically, he could guide her, but he couldn't actually force her movements.
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57116
57117
1496879270973.png
>>57115
I had envisioned it as like grabbing onto and trying to jump onto a running horse. Epic to watch but dangerous and not terribly likely to succeed. I'm not really sure where I was going with that... I guess mostly just to show that my character was still there
Mrs. Sentry
x5CjY
?
No.57117
57119 57120
>>57116
*Sits on*
Anonymous
qiKXT
?
No.57118
57120 57121
So last I checked, Trump wanted to go to the Sil wall, via the road to Cardashil, Infernius was kidnapping him but stopped to chase a dog, Stix is examining the area wondering about Trollestia, Tracy is running in circles nearby (with Trump riding, somehow) and Torcuil is headed to Krenshall with Snek on the airship. Am I missing anything?
Anonymous
+3JjH
?
No.57119
57122
>>57117
reeeee