Thus we begin the 53rd Nuts thread. There'd be more, except I've gotten lazy and won't bake until threads are ~1500 posts now.
Its an RP thread based on core D&D rules (3.5e particularly). Anyone can shitpost, comment, or play as they prefer, though making a character does require a small bit of detail.
The party is currently almost totally divided. Not on philosophical or moral grounds, they're just not in the same place at the same time. Infernius is kidnapping Trump for some reason, who was headed to check out the Sil wall, which is a concept he's only recently heard of, but will probably like.
Tracy is headed to Cardashil to stab things and (maybe) get her previous stash of knives back from.
Stix is exploring the primeval forest, intent on finding Trollestia (?), while Torcuil and Snek - when they're not attacking one another - are taking the airship to Krenshall.
Thez hasn't been seen since learning that Kefka is still (again?) alive, which she seemed most emphatically not pleased to discover.
Its mid-week, so it won't shouldn't, but probably will get hairy until later. So then, go nuts.
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>>57830
Possibly, he has three threads. I doubt he really wants to convince people, just spam his beliefs, if they are even his own
Possibly, he has three threads. I doubt he really wants to convince people, just spam his beliefs, if they are even his own
Hey, I gotta take off for a few hours. I'll be back tonight and will have excesses of time (and not be narcoleptically exhausted from working)
>>>/test/
By request
Tracy reaches out with her mind trying to feel the location of her precious knives.
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>>57852
Torc giggles a bit before regaining composure.
"Ah,Iseenow.Couldyougivemedirectionstoatechnician?"
Torc giggles a bit before regaining composure.
"Ah,Iseenow.Couldyougivemedirectionstoatechnician?"
Mind you, when I say "gives directions" I mean "tells him the directions"
"What,doyouthinkI'mgoingtoleadyoutheremyself?"
"Don'tlookatme,I'vegotimportantinformationtodevelop,"
"...I'llgiveyoudirections..."
"Hehe,that'sagoodidea.Itoowilloffermyservicesinguidingyoutoyourdestination."
"Don'tlookatme,I'vegotimportantinformationtodevelop,"
"...I'llgiveyoudirections..."
"Hehe,that'sagoodidea.Itoowilloffermyservicesinguidingyoutoyourdestination."
>>57866
Meanwhile, the rectangular metallic what-the-fuck-ever it is has little lights all over it, and it rolls right up to Tracy. It's almost as though she couldn't possibly hide another person and herself at the same time, and while attempting stealth was in fact obvious AF.
"INTRUDER"
Roll for initiative
Meanwhile, the rectangular metallic what-the-fuck-ever it is has little lights all over it, and it rolls right up to Tracy. It's almost as though she couldn't possibly hide another person and herself at the same time, and while attempting stealth was in fact obvious AF.
"INTRUDER"
Roll for initiative
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*Readies BEEES*
*Pulls Out Sugoito*
*Pulls Out Sugoito*
>>57871
Torcuil is a smart guy and manages the directions without too much trouble, though he determines along the way that gnomes aren't disorganized, but they cram way more facilities and furniture into small areas than he'd have expected giving the appearance of disorder.
Upon arriving at the designated location he enters a swinging set of double-doors on light hinges, as though carts and heavy equipment is frequently brought in or out. Just inside the doors on the right is a desk where is seated,...
... the same gnomes from the Information booth.
>>57877
My bad
Tracy goes first
Torcuil is a smart guy and manages the directions without too much trouble, though he determines along the way that gnomes aren't disorganized, but they cram way more facilities and furniture into small areas than he'd have expected giving the appearance of disorder.
Upon arriving at the designated location he enters a swinging set of double-doors on light hinges, as though carts and heavy equipment is frequently brought in or out. Just inside the doors on the right is a desk where is seated,...
... the same gnomes from the Information booth.
>>57877
My bad
Tracy goes first
>>57884
Torc is holding back from shouting 'AFUCKINGGNOME'
"Nevermind,Itakeityouguysareinchargeofordersandthelikes?"
Torc is holding back from shouting 'AFUCKINGGNOME'
"Nevermind,Itakeityouguysareinchargeofordersandthelikes?"
>>57894
"Ineedacannonmade"
GM, does polymorph any object have a range?
If so, can Torc reach cardishore with it?
"Ineedacannonmade"
GM, does polymorph any object have a range?
If so, can Torc reach cardishore with it?
>>57763
Sorry, I missed this post. However, had I not missed this post, Stix would find that the squirrel just stares blankly at him the entire time.
Sorry, I missed this post. However, had I not missed this post, Stix would find that the squirrel just stares blankly at him the entire time.
>>57896
I will freely allow Torcuil to polymorph to Cardishore
Do you prefer to continue the dialogue, or are you wanting that to be cinema'd?
I will freely allow Torcuil to polymorph to Cardishore
Do you prefer to continue the dialogue, or are you wanting that to be cinema'd?
By that I mean, I can say "Torcuil explains" and then carry on, or continue shitposting in gnome.
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>>57898
?????
Polymorph doesn't move a character...
I'd prefer my gnomish shitposting please, I just wanted to know if Torc can transform an entity in cardishill
?????
Polymorph doesn't move a character...
I'd prefer my gnomish shitposting please, I just wanted to know if Torc can transform an entity in cardishill
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>57901
The trip attempt fails, as the creature's shape and design give it a substantial bonus against trip attacks on level ground.
A small hole opens in the front of the device, through which can be seen a thin cylinder with a small flame, somehow perpetuated at the tip.
>>57901
The trip attempt fails, as the creature's shape and design give it a substantial bonus against trip attacks on level ground.
A small hole opens in the front of the device, through which can be seen a thin cylinder with a small flame, somehow perpetuated at the tip.
Oh wait, my bad, that's not an attack roll, its a saving throw. Tracy and Trump roll against simulated breath weapon. ^_^
>>57902
Oh that's what you meant. I thought you were somehow mixing polymorph and teleport. I was looking forward to Torcuil waking up in the entertron for attempting to teleport with a polymorph spell. No, he cannot polymorph someone hella far away. Range is 25'+5'/level
Oh that's what you meant. I thought you were somehow mixing polymorph and teleport. I was looking forward to Torcuil waking up in the entertron for attempting to teleport with a polymorph spell. No, he cannot polymorph someone hella far away. Range is 25'+5'/level
[4d20 = 52]
>>57903
Trumpaladin strikes at the foul beast of metal with his mighty Sword, Sugoito
"Die you damned Dalek, or Cylon, or whatever you are! This is for Caprica!"
Modifiers here assume the sunder bonus of +7 can apply. If not, subtract 3 from each modifier (I think)
+27 +22 +17 +12
>>57903
Trumpaladin strikes at the foul beast of metal with his mighty Sword, Sugoito
"Die you damned Dalek, or Cylon, or whatever you are! This is for Caprica!"
Modifiers here assume the sunder bonus of +7 can apply. If not, subtract 3 from each modifier (I think)
+27 +22 +17 +12
It's getting late, not to be a bitch...
[14d8 = 71]
>>57915
But yes, Tracy takes half damage.
Trump on the other hand does not have Improved Evasion. Tracy is X/2
>>57915
But yes, Tracy takes half damage.
Trump on the other hand does not have Improved Evasion. Tracy is X/2
>>57897
Sorry I got to this so late as well.
Stix looks at the squirrel. It takes him a second to realize that he isn’t getting an answer.
“Well, I guess I have to be going now. It was nice meeting you.”
Stix gets up and studies his map to see how to get out of here.
Sorry I got to this so late as well.
Stix looks at the squirrel. It takes him a second to realize that he isn’t getting an answer.
“Well, I guess I have to be going now. It was nice meeting you.”
Stix gets up and studies his map to see how to get out of here.
>>57920
Awww,... fine.
The 2 misses. Sorry, it is AC
The 19 and 15 land, while the 16 misses.
Its a pity that Trump was attacking it directly instead of Sundering parts of it.
Awww,... fine.
The 2 misses. Sorry, it is AC
The 19 and 15 land, while the 16 misses.
Its a pity that Trump was attacking it directly instead of Sundering parts of it.
>>57922
"Wait, I have a question for you," the squirrel interjects in a dramatic manner as he turns to leave.
"Wait, I have a question for you," the squirrel interjects in a dramatic manner as he turns to leave.
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The wind in and around the grove picks up swirling leaves about in a picturesque manner. For a moment the surrounding trees dance, and sound is blocked out by the roar of it. As it dies down, the squirrel looks at Stix seriously and says,
"Do you like bananas?"
"Do you like bananas?"
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