So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43839"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
>>43837Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... And..?"
>>43841You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
>>43839Wow whats that do? It's cool
>>43844I like playing. We should play sometime.
>>43846She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
>>43839*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot* >>43851"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
>>43847"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
>>43850"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
>>43854"GRIFFON!?"
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
>>43854"There's a griffon here?!?!"
>>43858It'd of failed>>43857Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.
>>43859"Clearly,"
>>43857"It must be my mistake."
>>43857"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
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[1d20 = 13]>>43855Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
>>43864*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
>>43865Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
>>43863There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
>>43867"Can i pet your snake?"
>>43866"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
>>43868"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
>>43869"D'aww, what was she like?"
>>43868Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
>>43869"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
>>43870"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
>>43871"Well her code name was mummy."
>>43868>is a complete metamorphosis>completeSo anon filly is a real girl now?
>>43875"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
>>43878"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
>>43872Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot... well he's Bones
>>43876Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
>>43879"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
>>43881... Can Tracy use it that way?
>>43883*giggles a bit*
>>43882"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
>>43885"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
>>43884"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
>>43886"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"
>>43889"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
>>43890"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
>>43890"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"
>>43891*kisses pony*
>>43893"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
>>43895I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?
>>43896"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
>>43899"No. I have enough difficulty restraining
this one"
>>43898>>43895Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
>>43894She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
>>43900"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
>>43904Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
>>43904"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
>>43906I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
>>43907Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek>snek shoots it"Good snek
>>43910>>43908"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
>>43911"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
>>43911"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
>>43913Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
>>43914*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
>>43916"Keep that up blue pony and
you will be raped"
>>43917">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
>>43918>raped"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
>>43904"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"
>>43920"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
>>43921"Can i have some whiskey?"
>>43924"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
>>43923>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly>>43919"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>dootBones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
>>43923>sleeping"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
>>43928*is disturbed by what she might be implying*
"I guess you win this one..."
>>43928"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
>>43930"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
>>43931Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
>>43931Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
>>43933"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
>>43932"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
[1d20 = 9]>>43935Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
>>43938"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
[1d20 = 5]>>43936"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What
is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>>43942"Oh, do stick around. Thez pulls a gem-embossed microphone from nowhere, and with a wooOOOOOOOOO! she sets the volume and input levels so they're not atrocious.
>>43943That was her "take the shot" roll. Aldebran whiskey - even hybrid - is no joke.
>>43943"What did you do with my cod piece?"
>>43947"Did you steal part of my armor?"
>>43948"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
>>43945"It is,"
>>43948Pretty sure its lost at this point
>>43942F is for friends who do stuff together...
>>43949"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
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>>43953>Girdle of Giant's StrengthPretty sure that ended up w/ Infernius
>>43954>a weekThat's forever though
>>43955Isn't it a separate device she gave him right before they went to the death city?
>>43956>forever thoughNot if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>>43957I thought you said she had nothing in that category?
>>43958Nothing magical. She still has to enchant the belt.
>>43959... When she has time for it...
>>43956There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
>>43961I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
>>43950"What are we gonna sing?"
>>43962Wasn't that the same one Thez was wearing?
>>43964Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zYYou asked
>>43965Yes, the moment she gave it to him, she took it off herself
>>43963So... Then what?
>>43967So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
>>43967Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
>>43969So it was taken back and he no longer has it?
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
>>43970Trumpaladin no longer has use of it?
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43975Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
>>43975He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
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>>43978e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
>>43986"So who's this Infernuis to you?"
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Torc teleports to the ship
>>43989Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
>>43995"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
>>43997"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
The last mention I see of it is
>>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
>>44007I'm not sure what you mean.
>>44013Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
okay, so in
>>33615 → it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
>>44015I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
>>44017I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
>>44019I have no idea. This is all news to me
>>44018"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
>>44021How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
>>44023She could've only worn one.
>>440251 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
>>44024The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*
>>44028Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).
>>44027These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
>>4403116 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
>>440358 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
>>44028Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
>>44041Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.