So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44258Or at least that's what it looks like.
>>44255I home to pull the bullshit levels of that epic wizard some day
>>44265
Yeah, there was a miscommunication there. The 'portal room' is the Dais (it used to be elsewhere in the tower)
>>44266I was busy the day that was explored, so I missed the session on it. I don't know anything about it except that it exists
>>44269>>44268Can we go inside the pyramid?
I hate how there's new shit every single day. Every single day. Go one day without stacking shit
>>44270Even if no stream, I wouldn't permit entry to the Pyramid tonight. It can be opened, but not entered yet.
Damn dude, you went hiroshima
>>44292Tracy's faggot wants to relentlessly, perpetually, and endlessly advance M.A. Larson wing giving, and I want to generally keep things as conservative as possible, or at least to advance in lock step. To that end, I object to
everything, argue
everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
>>44294>To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possibleAre you really intending to be a stick in the mud until whoknowswhen?
>>44295Until I believe there will be some sort of limit to the rate of change without needing to fight for it. But yes. It's the curse of the conservative
>>44282
"Me cast miracle for you."
>>44295I've learned my lesson not to let you get away with shit
This is rather hilarious desu
Reeeee
I thought I had actually accomplished something. Then, no.
I made this meh shoop of Thez, but I guess it doesn't really look like her...I'm posting it anyway, because I don't feel like throwing it away.
I was just using it as a reference of what the girdle looked like.
Yo look at this
[1d20 = 15]
[1d100 = 87]
[1d10 = 10]
COLORED DICE
>>44315How do you roll like that?
[1d20 = 8]
to shit in torcs pocket
>>44320That looks like a fail to me, desu.
>>44320Top Kek!
Rolling to grapple, pin, and >rape Tracy
[1d20 = 4][1d20 = 2][1d20 = 20] >>44320[1d20 = 11]
Counter attack for Torc using cattle prod
[1d20+7 = 8]
Graple check for Mr. Snek
>>44322WHY DO I GET A NATURAL 20 ON >rape BUT SO LOW ON EVERYTHING ELSE!
>>44323>Snek got one>sighMr. Snek gets confused and hugs Torc instead
After the counter attack
A 20 on >rape is still a success, even with fails for the lead-up
>>44324Because she consented.
>>44323Snek rolled a 1 and tied himself in a knot.
>>44327HUZZAH! I was afraid I would have to find an easier target like Felicia
>>44328I'm not sure, but I think the + modifier is not actually added into the number there
>>44328After hugging Torc, rendering them both stuck
"Damn it Snek"
Mr. Snek: tounge flick
Roll to untie:
[1d20 = 6] >>44329lol
*lifts tail and stretches*
You are powerless!
>>44329After a quick test, bonus actually do get added
>>44330Eh, still looks like a fail.
Poor Snek. He tied himself up hard..
>>44331But that's where the Natural 20 on the >rape roll comes in
*rapes pony* >>44335"Unf!"
*turns around*
"So sudden..! I like it that way.."
*presses back into hoo-man*
>>44334Ugh
"Srry snek, I'll get you out...
Some how..."
[1d20 = 20]>>44335Can't rape the willing though
>>44337>20There it is.
>Can't >rape the willingIt's like throwing a rabbit into a briar patch.
>>44336"You should expect it every morning"
*smashes pony*
>>44337My character is busy at the moment so I'm not sure I can save you
>>44337Hahaha, I guess Mr. Snek untangles himself
>>44338FUCKING KILL ME NOW[1d20 = 9]
escape
>>44341I can have Fae maul you. I would offer to maul the minotaur but he's roo strong
Nothing short of a 20 will >rape on a single roll you silly fools
>>44342This
>>44340"It's not so sudden if it's routine...
I hope you can make up for that with intensity, if your up to the ~task." *winks*
*clenches down and bucks back*
>>44342>>44341>>44345Oh calm down it was just a shitpost.
>>44347As was mine. A counter-shitpost if you will.
>>44345Praise fucking kek
"Mr. Snek shall we try again?"
Grapple check
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>44347Oh that won't save you now
>>44350Dude. Infernius is strong. So unless you're going to use your high level spells (which you have) you should probably cease
>>44349"Come on, ~Flashy. Give me the best you've goot."
*clenches diamond-cutting cunt and presses paladin back against the wall, looking back seductively*
"I want to see just what you have in you."
>>44351It isn't Torc grappling
Its Mr.
>25 str Snek...
>>44353Whats Infernius' strength?
>scared >>44352>only just now making use of a horse's innate ability to exercise strong control over her vaginal musselsWhy you just now using this? It would have been so helpful in all the cauchemar sequences
ejaculates into pony, but only for the first of several times"Oh yeah? You're in for it!"
*throws self on pony*
*punishes pony*
>>44357I know right?
>>44360That could be effective. Rolling 4?
"You know,...."
shush
>>44354*pushes pony into ground*
*pounds pony*
>>44359"~Oh...!"
>le butterfly eyelids face"Come on, ~Flashy. I know you've got moar in you."
>>44367*takes it like a bitch in heat*
>>44370>>44370*pushes harder into pony, and deeply*
"I've got a lot more to give"
>>44371*gives it to her like the cowboys of old, man on mare*
>>44359>Why you just now using this?I thought it was a given, desu.
>31 Str vaginal musclesWait, doesn't she get a Str buff in that form from the Paladin's Mount class?
>>44373*pushes back firmly, clenching*
".. Good boy... let it all out now."
>>44374Damn it
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_DanceThen Torc and Snek teleport away because I need sleep.
>>44375>28 HP>will save halves damage>4 willFUCK
[1d20+4 = 23]
>>44379>+4 willYour will save is like +10 at this level.
>>44379Finally, a good roll.
>>44380Ah, but Mr. Snek's isn't and he said step on snek.
In the meantime I need fucking sleep so goodnight faggots
>>44376>31 strength vaginal musclesOh God yes. That makes up for the size difference.
>strength buufShe would, but getting the larger nightmare size is itself the buff
>>44377>vagina is well lubricated by his love for her"Nice try pony"
*continues fucking tight but slippery pony*
>>44378Oops wrong pic. Cant delete.
>>44383I was going to delete it for you, but then I saw the picture
>>44385>FaeWell yes, but Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare
*stares right back at poner*
*gives her penis*
*gives it
hard*
>>44386>Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmareShe's stil pretty buff with it though.. and she has that buff all the time...
>>44387To be honest I kind of agree that Tracy should get more Paladin's mount bonuses in pony form
>>44387Also, getting bigger isn't necessarily bigger for a Mount. You can't normally fast-mount a Yuge creature
(You can use it for cover though, so that natural armor buff is pretty fucking sweet. She's a tank.)>>44388I thought she got everything already.
>>44391*Nuzzles pony as humps wildly*
>>44392*fur bristles*
*relaxes, feeling it happen*
>>44393*relaxes into pony and...
lets forth his held back love for her, into her*
*pets pony by ears*
>>44393>>44392"Oh hey guys whats going on over here?"
>>44395"They're sexin' again," is muttered from concealment.
[2d20 = 23]>>44394"Good boy, now.. I can feel how dreadfully pent-up you are.. Let it all out."
>>44395*whirls head around*
"Do you mind?!"
*stares daggers* (rolling to stare daggers with both eyes)
>>44397*Lets it all out*
*His own eyes roll up as he orgasms into the mare*
>>44398>>44397>>44396"Uh, me sorry."
*walks away*
"Wait thez, do you watch them fug?"
>>44400"No, this is definitely the first time." is uttered from another patch of shadow.
>>44399*ignores voices*
".. Good boy.." *clenches* ".. I've got it now.."
>>44401*leaves*
*walk to town*
*goes to the police station*
>>44389>Bigger isn't necessarily betterYeah, I agree on that. It can reduce mobility and access to smaller areas. Since Fae is outclassed in a large number of ways by Trachemar, I want to keep her at least as essentially a companion animal, and to do that well she needs to be small enough to take into a dungeon.
>got everything alreadyWell, when we negotiated for the mount we got some features and did not get others. For instance, Trachemar is a whole size category larger than a normal nightmare (which is already kind of OP for a mount) and that gives her 31 strength instead of 18, more constitution, better damage die, and so forth. But a lot of mount benefits were waved, like the +10 natural armor bonus which for some reason you didn't want very badly.
In pony form, Tracy keeps the Command ability and the empathic link, but I think that's all
>>44402*gives last bit to pony*
*Is pleased*
"And you're a good girl to take it all without spilling a drop"
>>44406I was under the impression that she got everything from the class in both forms, and being ridden just gave her the Str and Con that her incomplete transformation lacks.
>Without spilling a drophttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk >>44407What the fuck did i just watch?
>>44408>Not recognizing a Month Python movieTop pleb
It's a clip from The Meaning Of Life
>>44407That video is
precisely the way to look at semen in Tracy. What did she do with the semen Fae spit on her by the way?
>Gets everything in both formsUh... No
>>44409This. Everyone ought to have the words memorized by now
>>44410wat
>>44411>NoI was almost sure she got everything but the Str boost (fine without it anyway; it's just muscle juice). I've been running her under the assumption that she had the evasion and the natural armor (grateful for that, fug dex penalties).
>>44413You didn't see the whole movie, so how can you tell?
Shoot, imagine if she got to ebin level and became a Guardian Paramount: she'd make her rider virtually invincible.
>>44416True.
>>44414>Gaining improved evasion feat without selecting it as one of the Rogue's bonus specialssure
>the ebin +10 natural armor, which stacks with everything and doesn't have any cost to itI'd be a lot more sympathetic to that if you weren't constantly pushing for abjurations and all sorts of other haxx. No.
>>44418Fae gets the armor bonus, and she even has PC class levels in Cleric now.
I would've had her using a shield and wearing armor if not for that.
Tracy Cage is a Mount too, after all: she's supposed to be of equal cohort status (except that she's ridden moar often).
>>44419Trachemar's base is a Cauchemar. That's a CR11, whereas a dragonne is a CR7. So there's a difference. Trachemar has:
More speed and manueverability, especially flying (100 versus 40)
Ethereal Jaunt
Smoke Screen
Fire
Higher damage (52 versus 38.5)
Very similar combined attack bonuses
Similar Armor class (26 versus 28)
For once, just
once be understanding of the fact that you have been given
much and stop demanding more like an ingrate
>>44419What
I wanted to do was to give the Tracy mount a Nightmare base, but to add
all the Paladin's mount class bonuses. But you wanted full cauchemar instead with nerfed mount bonuses
>>44421How does brad sentry feel about angela merkel and Vladimir Putin?
>>44420[sad pony noises]
".. I just don't want anything to happen to our foal when I have to fight.. I don't want to end up like Lauren..."
>>44425"It's scary.. knowing I have to fight with something so precious inside of me, even when I'm fighting to protect the future of our foal and you.. in a few months, I won't be able to move like a used to either.. if anything ever once happened to our foal, even to the slightest degree, I... I.. *voice cracks* ..I wouldn't ever be able to look at myself in a mirror again.."
*Grasps leg desperately*
"Football will protect us now, won't it?"
>>44426"Awww...."
*bends down to hug pony*
"don't worry, Football will protect you. Elway won't let anything happen to you. Fae said our foal has a big roll to play in the future.
You're stronger when you're bigger. At least I think you are. Better able to take a hit. You'll be fine, though we may have to be more clever if we meet anything bigger.
It wouldn't hurt to get some barding though"
*hugs pony*
>>44427*Lays back in bed*
*Gestures to touch her belly*
>>44429"C-can you feel it..?" She asks, her voice heavy with worry and doubt
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
>>44430"I... Think so? You're less... emaciated than you were before. Are you worried?"
>>44431*Shudders*
"I am worried... I'm just a pastel pony after all, and there's a whole world out there.. a stray arrow, a falling rock, a natural 1.. anything could happen that could put our family in jeopardy.. I've never cared about my own safety before, but I'm worried..! I'm worried that I might mess up and never get to see our foal.."
>>44432"Don't worry little pony, I am here for you. I'll protect you. You're bigger now. Stronger. Better equipped. We can weather any danger. Except a natural 1 on a saving throw against a lich. Then you're doomed no matter what."
*rubs self on pony face*
"It'll be okay. I'll protect you. Protecting things is my natural talent"
*rubs face on pony belly*
"And I have more reason than ever now to protect
you"
>>44433"... I wanted to protect you, Flashy.. I'm not used to needing protection myself....
*Sniffles a bit*
"I really do love you, Flashy. I wish I knew how to show it better somehow..."
I'm going to ask politely, done ruin the 44444 GET with that dragon thing. Do football or something else checkable.
>>44434"Aww... We're here for each other little pony. We're here for each other"
*Hugs and pets poner deeply*
>>44436reeeee I wanted to waifu a dragon with the quids Sorry about the stream last night, my internet went down for over an hour so I passed out
>>44419>>44420Tbh, now that I think of it, I guess have been bullshitting Tracy's incomplete monstrous shape quite a bit. When she got it, it was said that she was only supposed to be able to use it by herself for a limited time and duration each day, and that it was supposed to come with an exhaustion recoil like a Barbarian's Rage; I've been having her use it whenever without consequences though. She was only supposed to be able to transform when angry or otherwise riled-up, but I've been having her transform whenever because I could get away with it. That time when I had her walking up the mountain to get to to the Roc nest instead of flying was really the last time I ever thought of her ability to be limited.
For the sake of rules 'n shit, it probably should come at the same usage/duration limitations as Rage. Just set the Barbarian level equal to her Blackguard level for how often it can be used (1/day atm).
Besides, i think anger-activation and exhaustion are better for roleplaying purposes. I'll RP be sure to RP her getting pissed-off to power-up from now on.
I still want those Paladin's Mount Buffs though, or at least just the Natural Armor. >>44440What color is tracys body when angry?
Praise be to Football, the Denver Broncos, and American
>>43997What did thez mean by this?
>>44443Somewhat dark and smokey. Her fire is blue.
>>44449Your husbando edited it.it said claming thez.
>>44451>using quids to claimI refrained from doing that because Tracy's faggot asked me to not use it in that way, but rather to post something checkable
>>44454Yea he asked ypu to not me.
>>44451"Its okay, it was cute,... if sappy,... oaf."
>>44455It's the same regardless of who does it
>>44457No he asked you to personally, because for some reason you don't value your relationship with your waifu.
>>44459No no it was, it was because of "claiming dragon as waifu." When you already have a waifu. A lion(that performs felato on you) and 2 side bitches.
>>44452>White coatI said dark and smokey. Her eyes remain teel-green as well.
The fire is somewhat accurate though.
>>44453What did I claim?
>>44446Yeah, I'm not completely sure. I was pretty drunk. Still, even though openly declaring an intention to overhaul the story, I hope Anon comes back. I don't think he liked having to actually participate for a week before getting a chance to nuke shit tho.
>>44454Tbh, I was readying a big surprise for the board/site, but it got delayed and I got distracted preparing it.
Until next time then.
>>44465Nah, it's still not ready.
You'll love it though.
>>44462So would you really let that wish happen?
>>44466I made this bleaching for Thez though.
It doesn't have the hairstyle or expression I imagine her to have, but I was just killing time by trying to get a pic that illustrated her skin complexion i envisioned.
Is this accurate in that regard?
>>44468I'll probably just post whenever it's ready.
>>44467It would depend on alot of factors. His wording would be relevant, the dice of course, the context,... its hard to say.
>>44469That's certainly not her default expression, but its not unknown for her to show it. That aside, the complexion is good and the hair needs a little bit of blue tone but otherwise spot on.
>>44471>hair needs a little bit of blue toneInteresting.
Is it that her hair is somewhat purplish, or that she has strands of blue in her hair?
>>44460No, he took issue with using digits in claiming a dragon pony cohort, never mind a waifu
>lion that performs felatioThat only happened that one time because a trolling mod god coerced it
>two side bitchesNeither of them have ever been penetrated, except one of them with a sword
>>44472This is the pic I chose to depict the shade
autistic, I know based off an extensive list of hair-color shades. The only real significance to the hair-color is that it was inherited from her father, who was
supposed to be sterile when she was conceived, and inescapable evidence of her parentage.
>>44474Oh i forgot to mention torculi hes the 3rd side bitch.
>>44475That gair is unironicly beautiful.
>>44472I noticed that Artists really like to mess with the skin complexion of elves, particularly gray elves and drow, who are drawn almost the same way that you can't tell the difference. I think the reason to that is because nobody really knows how to handle drawing Drow. They're described as incredibly dark, almost jet black; I think the only real reason people draw them as any color other than black (maroon, blue, gray, etc) is because jet black skin is a pain and a half to draw because of shading.
That aside, looked at pics of wood elves and Duegars and figured (in my mind) that she wouldn't look so much as slate-colored, but just "colorless", which is wy I did those shoops by desaturating wood-elves, who are rather pale.
>>44475Interesting.
I figured she'd have the standard wood elf hair, which artists usually depict as a human-like red/orange. This color seems to hammer in the nail that she's non-human though, with the purplish hue.
If it wasn't obvious, I took pretty big interest in researching how races are depicted in art vs the books they're described in.
>>44475I take she got her eyes from her father too?
>>44481No, her mother.
>>44480That's spot on. The gray of her skin isn't so much an over-statement, its more an allusion to that she's not wholly gray-elven (elves notice these things).
>>44475I wonder what InfernuisXThez will look like.
>>44482>elves notice these thingsTbh, it probably wouldn't be so hard for them.
Noobs have me have trouble because their imaginary, but an actual elf would probably be able to tell as easily as hoo-mans do when they see an elf of a different race by their hair/skin color.
>she's not wholly gray-elvenWas her father a gray elf or a wood elf?
I only assumed Wood-elf because of the red hair.
Tracy goes to the holodeck and works on her mobility training.
>>44486Her father was a gray
dwarf actually. Her mother was brash and foolish gray-elven princess, and got herself kidnapped and sold as a slave to her father who was a Gray-dwarven king. The king was supposed to be infertile, until the slave-princess became pregnant. She'd been passed around and "utilized" by a number of the dwarven aristocracy, but the only dwarf in the whole kingdom that had
that hair was the king.
>>44488I see. He must've been unique in that aspect.
>>44489I can tell you the full story, but Thez will have to be hammered for a notable duration
>>44487Actually, wasn't it said earlier that the temple could be opened if not entered?
I kind of want to crack it open earlier, so we can avoid having to do that step later start raiding asap.>>44490>Thez will have to be hammered for a notable durationEh, sounds a bit too dangerous...
>>44491>crack it openI was hoping/intending to get to that
>hammeredIts not dangerous (usually), but it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk.
>>44492>it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunkUnderstandable. It sounds pretty dark.
>>44493Its not so much that its dark (it is tho), its that if she starts, she ends up ranting and raving about politics and authoritarianism and all sorts of other stuff.