So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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I actually rather like telling the story; it took alot of creativity over a long timeframe to develop and flesh out the story and I'm quite pleased with the development and transition of it all, but yeah the only way she'd tell it is if she was pissed.
*leaves several containers of pure, flouride-free grain alcohol next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
>>44496
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>>44492
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>>44498
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
No murder and shit tonight. I'm in town about to see a movie with a friend
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>>44502
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
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>>44508
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
>>44510
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
I guess I could just ban Tracy's faggot after the fact if necessary
>>44518
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
How? By banging the surface with a hammer and listing for the area the vibrations are the quickest and highest pitch?
>>44521
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
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>>44524
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
>>44527
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
>>44528
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
While Tracy is busy testing cosmetics, Trumpaladin summons the generals and Slovenia to do the aforementioned testing of the pyramid structure by shooting it with trebuchet and cannon, giving the adorable artillery mate hugs at appropriate intervals
>>44531
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
>>44535
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>>44534
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>>44538
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>>44541
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
>>44540
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
>>44542
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44544
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
>>44546
Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
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Boop
>>44572
>He was asking for a paladin's mount
No he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
>He was asking for a paladin's mount
No he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
Normally when you give someone a "warning", you explain to them what your problem is.
Alright. So Trump is working with a crew - including Tracy - who have collectively determined a relative 'starting' point for breaking into the pyramid. Thez is helping herself to booz, Infernius appears to be romanticizing about having a cat THERE ARE NO KITTENS echoes in his head, while Torcuil is uh,....
>>44583
Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize while they monitor their facebook n shit
Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize while they monitor their facebook n shit
>>44585
After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
Can we not advance things too far right now? I'm busy and so is Infernius
>>44589
We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
Does the party have a plan for how they're going to make the crawl?
>>44592
Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Ban Tracy's faggot so I have enough time to at least get home and to a computer. That's my plan
"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
>>44601
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>>44605
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
>>44608
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>>44613
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
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>>44612
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
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Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
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>>44623
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
>>44624
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44631
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
>>44632
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
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>>44644
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
>>44654
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
>>44659
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
>>44659
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>>44663
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
>>44664
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>>44667
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>>44669
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>>44669
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
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>>44674
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
>>44678
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
>>44679
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
>>44688
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
>>44697
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
>>44699
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
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