Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41575
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.
Are there ways to increase your stats in game? Tracy could use some moar Charisma.
Can I get Tracy's Constitution score again?
>>41579
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.
>>41581
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?
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>>41586
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.
>>41582
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow
>>41593
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount
>>41595
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type
>>41598
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.
>>41598
Well...
You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it
>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted
Well...
You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it
>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted
>tfw you have higher Char as a man-eating fiend than you do as an adorable poner
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]
>>41581
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead
One gm i had required a natural 20 to raise a stat one point but anythong below a 10 lowered it one point
>>41601
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.
>>41622
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.
>>41621
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area
>>41623
*is dressed by poner*
>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area
>>41623
*is dressed by poner*
>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants
>>41627
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
>>41628
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
>>41631
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
>>41630
Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
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>>41632
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
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>>41638
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"
>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
>>41640
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be
Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
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>>41644
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
>>41647
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.
Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
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>>41650
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
>>41643
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
>>41654
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
>>41652
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
>>41661
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."
*pets pony*
"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
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>>41664
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
>>41662
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
>>41667
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
>>41666
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
>>41671
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
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