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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41252
41255
>>41250
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41254
41256
>>41251
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41255
>>41252
They sound monstrously cute.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41256
41257
>>41254
I'm figuring that for the first few months, they're gonna be untrained Chocobos
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41257
41261 41262
>>41256
>>41256
Does it take a super high dexterity score and special feats for a character using a ranged weapon to have more than one shot in a round, or do they receive additional ranged attacks in a round if their base attack bonus is high enough for ranged attacks?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41258
41260
>>41240
Did I delet this by accident?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41260
>>41258
Moderation log says "17 minutes/vx/ User deleted his own post #41253 (shadow deleted)"
Well, you deleted it

>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
Anonymous
rK3GF
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No.41261
>>41257
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41262
>>41257
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41263
41264
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41264
41265
>>41263
You try,....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41265
41266 41267
>>41264
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41266
41267
>>41265
Can animated Sentient items move on their own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41267
41269
>>41265
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41268
41274
"Then I can get meself drunk!"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41269
41270
>>41267
Could he attack on his own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41270
41271 41274
>>41269
No, he can't swing himself
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41271
41272
>>41270
Would he be capable of hacking into a locked liquor cabinet on his own if animated?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41272
41273
>>41271
Oh, I'm SURE he would think of something
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41273
41274 41275
>>41272
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41274
41277
>>41268
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41275
41276 41277
>>41273
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41276
41278
>>41275
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41277
>>41274
>>41275
>No one knows who will win the upcoming Generals v Spartans Football Game.
Elway knows, and Elway is on our side
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41278
41279 41282
>>41276
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41279
>>41278
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41280
41281
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41281
41283 41284
>>41280
He'd better watch his neck around Tracy, is all I'm saying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41282
>>41278
Should send a pigeon to him to tell him the Court City is more vulnerable than normal
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41283
41285 41290
>>41281
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41284
41286
wEJyq (1).gif
>>41281
We noticed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41285
41287 41290
tfw the ride starts.jpg
>>41283
'.. I won't miss that little rat next time...'
Tracy thinks to herself.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41286
shrug.png
>>41284
Gotta' stay in-character..
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41287
41288 41290
>>41285
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41288
41289 41290
>>41287
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41289
41291
>>41288
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41290
>>41287
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"

>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.

Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city

I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself

>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"

>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41291
41292 41295
>>41289
Would he have actually died then?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41292
41293
I take it back, its not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"

Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41293
>>41292
Reeeeee Trump and Tracy aren't that weak

>>41292
>never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka
That was my guess
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41294
41296
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41295
41298
>>41291
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41296
41297
>>41294
... Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41297
>>41296
That's more from the pseudo-cadet dialogue
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41298
41299 41302
>>41295
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.

I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense

>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41299
41303
>>41298
Yeah, I'll try not to fuck-up diplomatic stuff, but I really had fun that time
>>41298
>The people we meet try to buy Tracy.
I'm sure they will, although she'll let them know she's a married mare, one way or another.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41300
41301
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41301
>>41300
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is

Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered

Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41302
41304
>>41298
"I am the best mount, aren't I, Flashy?"
*snuggles*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41303
Look of Doom.png
>>41299
>I really had fun almost getting all of our characters killed, and fucking up diplomacy
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41304
41305
>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often

*Cuddles horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41305
41306
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
jUW0k
?
No.41306
41307
[1d20 = 13]
>>41305
Damn it

Remove relevant clothing

Grapple pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41307
41308
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
jUW0k
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No.41308
41309
[1d20 = 13]
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her

Penetrate pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41309
41310
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41310
41311
>>41309
>>41309
"You're the one mounting me, silly pony"

*relaxes, as small horse slowly milks him*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41311
41312
>>41310
*rides hoo-man*
"It's nice to change things up once in a while, isn't it?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41312
41313
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>>41311
"Sure, you can ride me, little pony"

*is ridden by cute little succubus horse*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41313
41314
>>41312
"Giddy up!"
*bucks up and down*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41314
41315
>>41313
>>41313
*bucks horsey right back*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41315
41316 41317
>>41314
*bucks harder*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41316
41318
>>41315
*bucks horsey back, embracing his new role as mount*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41317
41318
>>41315
"You like being the cowboy?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41318
41319
>>41316
*waves arms bouncing triumphantly*
>>41317
"I'm a mare, Flashy.
It's fun being on top though. I can see your face from here.."
>insert le meme yandere-stare here
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41319
41320
>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41320
41321
>>41319
"But I don't have a hat, ~Flashy..!"
*waves invisible hat*
"~Yahoo!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41321
41322
>>41320
*Injects in liquid form his appreciation for his mount into Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41322
41323
>>41321
*gasps*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
*locks jaws*
>'..I love you...'
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41323
41324
>>41322
*Kisses Pony*
*Hugs Pony*

He may need to wash her again...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41324
41325
>>41323
Not if he doesn't spill.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41325
41326
>>41324
She'll leak
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41326
41327 41328
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41327
41329
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners

*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41328
294121__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_cum_cum dump_dream_female_grayscale_implied straigh.jpeg
>>41326
>Tracy has "cum bucket" as an added bonus feat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41329
41330
>>41327
"~Hmmmmm...!"
[happy pony noises]
*peacefully collapses on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41330
41331
>>41329
*Hugs and rubs pony, hoping serious shit isn't going down outside*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41331
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41333
41334 41363
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>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41334
41335
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41335
41336 41337
Spoilered
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41336
41337
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41337
41339 41340
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41339
41340
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41340
41341 41343
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.

>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think

>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41341
41342 41344
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41342
41343 41344
>>41341
Not to mention Divine Emissary mounts.. fucking enormous..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41343
41344
>>41340
>>41342
If you want to be a Divine Emissary btw, it'd be best to put at least 10 ranks into Knowledge Religion.
Anonymous
xRUVM
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No.41344
41345
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses

>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool

>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41345
41348
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41346
41347
So, what are you faggots fighting about tonight?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41347
41348 41349
>>41346
Nothing really yet
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41348
41355 41357
>>41347
Break out the champagne its a fucking miracle.
>>41345
>Mr. Snek be gargantuan
How big would that put the snek? He's already ~20 ft
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41349
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>>41347
>crotch tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41351
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@41349

Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41352
41353
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>>41350
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41353
41354
>>41352
Hahah...
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41354
>>41353
ive got my (you) already.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41355
41356 41357
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>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41356
41357 41358
>>41355
>instant-fortress
Idk why, but that visual is making me laugh so damn hard