Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41043No
>>41044An Abrahamic would say that Johnny Cash is Jesus' character
>>41045Funny you mention that
>>41047Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
>>41050Comparing Jesus to Trollestia
>>41048>>41049>>41050Gentlemen, are we operating under the appreciation that the story of Jesus is way beyond 2000 years old?
>derailing my own thread >>41049Take that bullshit Mudslime scripture out of here!
I get the joke though. Good one. >>41054It was sarcasm, to show that Trollestia is clearly not like Jesus
>>41057Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
>>41058Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's WaifuWould still stand in most cases.
>>41045>>41047Still?
Just trying to visualize the scene for dialogue and whatnot.
>>41039yes I can
>>41040It would take awhile to make all that
>>41062*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
>>41061Its outside; she can't teleport
that often
>>41059Was Trollestia coveting a neighbor's waifu?
>>41058>God is EvilHaram
>>41062Uh... How long for the first set for the Dragonne? I'm guessing the second set would take essentially the same amount of time?
>>41066>was trollClose enough.
*lathers body against leg*
"Good afternoon, ~Flashy."
>>41066I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
>>41068"Have you been working hard, ~Flashy? I have."
*rubs suds on leg*
>>41070"Why are you covered in soap and bubbles"
Flatly
>>41071Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
[1d20 = 1]>>41072>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
>>41074Fuck. Whelp. No bath for Tracy
[1d20 = 2]>>41071"I was just down on the holodeck training. You should join me some time."
[soapy pony noises]
>>41074lol she's too slippery to grab
*Full-body hug*
>>41078We just found the active ingredient for Salve of Slipperiness...
>>41063Enchantinf them with keeness is a good way to go
>>41066Oh at least a month mithril is finicky
>>41080"Keenness. Thank you very much."
>>41079"Well, that was embarrassing"
*walks off to try to wash off pimp suit*
>>41080reeeeeee"What about mail chain shirt?"
>>41075>>41082[slippery pony noises]
"If you wanted a bath, Flashy, I'll gladly oblige..."
*latches onto leg*
>>41085As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
>>41052i see what you are saying now.
>>41084Depends on how big and type of metal as well as enchantments if any
>>41088"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
>>41089About 3 weeks for that if made from regular metal with no enchantments
[1d20 = 8]>>41090*Washes off pony with garden hose*
Rolling because dice rolls are fun
*turns to light the bigger forge
>>41094The forge seems unresponsive for some reason. It doesn't seem to catch.
*scratches chin and then burps into the forge opening*
>>41090Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
>>41097Lenos hears what sounds like a sizzle(?) followed by a sudden FLASH. That's what he sees.
>>41099*rockets backwards into the wall streaming smoke*
>>41093So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever
he's done, let us know.
>>41098*continues spraying down horse*
*washes various disgusting fluids from pony off legs*
THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
[1d20 = 16]>>41102Reeeeeeeeeeee"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
[1d20 = 13]>>41105GM said she could do it last time I asked, I just never brought it up since because I thought she'd need to be epic level to make the check, but I didn't know about the salve then.
>>41109ReeeeeeeeRolling to Bull Rush him into the baths
>>41111Can ~too!
>>41112You are grappling and don't have doge
Make an opposed strength check.
[1d20 = 18]>>41113Sure
I have more strength than you - 20-18
[1d20 = 2]>>41114>wearing items in the bath"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
>>41115Nope. She's thoroughly "distracted".
>>41115Lol
*takes pony to the bath anyways out if putty for the horse*
>>41118Mind you, Lenos is attached to that device, by happenstance
[2d20 = 14]
Rolling for Thez and Infernius' saving throw
>>41126Uh....
*soaps up and washes off pony*
>>41127[happy soaped-up pony noises]
>>41126Do i need to roll for savings throw as well
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
>>41131You get no saving throw Xp
>>41133Oooffff da *grunts* damn bull
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
>>41139*groans holding head* thez what did you do
[3d20 = 41]
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
>>41142Had to be thez she is the only one that messes with my forges
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*