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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
1119 replies and 147 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40840
40841
Sleep_Demon_with_Wings.png
Nightmarish boop
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40841
>>40840
Reeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40842
40843 40845
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt

>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm

>Facepalm
But how?

>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40843
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40844
40849
1549783__safe_spike_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_cropped_meme_reaction image_scared_solo focus_tony kornheiser_wh.png

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40845
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40846
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40847
40848 40851 40853
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40848
40849
>>40847
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40849
40850
>>40844
See >>40837 →

>>40848
But he just sexed her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40850
40852
>>40849
And?
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40851
40856
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40852
40854
>>40850
reeeee why is she insatiable
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40853
1514684338470.png
1514684314922.jpg
>>40847

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40854
40855
>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40855
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
jUW0k
?
No.40856
40857 40858
1127139__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_animated_solo_thousand yard stare.gif
>>40851
>You can't keep Infernius
*sad waifu thief noises*

*Shakes pony off leg*
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40857
40859
>>40856
"Well, you can try,...."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40858
40862
>>40856
>*Shakes pony of leg*
Lol no
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40859
40860
>>40857
"what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40860
40861 40862
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40861
40863
>>40860
"hes not saying he wants to fight me."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40862
>>40858
*sighs*

*lets her finish*

"My poor pants..."

>>40860
>She's this cocky, because she knows she has nothing to be worried about
reeeeee
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40863
40864
>>40861
"But I thought us being together was degenerate,...."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40864
40865 40867 40920
>>40863
"i told him no."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40865
40866
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40866
40868 40869
>>40865
"well ya know."
*winks*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40867
>>40864
>Saying no to Hitler
>Ever
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40868
40871
image.jpeg
>>40866
>implying you could resist Trumpaladin's charm
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40869
40870 40872
>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40870
>>40869
"I have +34 on Diplomacy checks, you know"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40871
photo.jpg
>>40868

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40872
40873 40874
>>40869
"no me say me love you and if that means me get cursed so be it."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40873
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40874
40876
2d6bab3375ac8c8571097b988a370289.jpg
>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40876
40877 40880
>>40874
You don't understand love.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40877
40878 40880 40882
heresy.jpg
>>40876
You don't understand devotion
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40878
40879
>>40877
>talks about devotion
>can't choose just one waifu

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40879
40881
>>40878
Because he's already devoted to God and Country
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40880
40883
>>40877
>>40876
infernuis understands both.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40881
40883
>>40879
Pull the other one
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40882
40883
>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.

*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40883
40884 40886
>>40882
I do follow the code of conduct!

I just have a very liberal God apparently

>>40881
Pull the other one what?

>>40880
Then why chose waifu?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40884
40885
>>40883
Leg
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40885
40887
>>40884
Um... pulls leg
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40886
>>40883
cause family.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40887
40888
>>40885
Pull the other one
jUW0k
?
No.40888
40889
[1d20 = 15]
>>40887
Um... Grapples pony
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40889
40890
>>40888
"And you thought you could seduce Infernius,...."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40890
40891
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40891
40892 40922
>>40890
Not my point at all. ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40892
40893
>>40891
"um thez can me have arms back, me killed a lich solo."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40893
40894
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,...."
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40894
40895
>>40893
"what is?"
MwlG2
?
No.40895
40896
[1d20 = 6]
>>40894
Grapple
Grapple
S10Bb
?
No.40896
40897 40899
[1d20 = 20]
>>40895
"you call that a grapple?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40897
40898 40900
>>40896
Kek, we have a winner
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40898
40901
>>40897
"infernuis grapple king."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40899
40901
531867__suggestive_screencap_big macintosh_pinkie apple pie_earth pony_expand dong_horsecock_male_meme_pony_stallion.png
>>40896

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40900
40901
>>40897
"mein gott! have you seen norfilly sice the attack?!?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40901
40902 40903
>>40899
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.

And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40902
>>40901
*conclude
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40903
40904
>>40901
"how about we do it while falling?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40904
40905
>>40903
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>

And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40905
40906
>>40904
does this help infernuis falling phobia?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40906
>>40905
I would imagine so, at least as long as Thez is there.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40907
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
MwlG2
?
No.40908
[1d20 = 10]

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40909
40910 40911
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40910
40912
>>40909
nice.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40911
40912 40913
>>40909
*sleeps irl*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40912
40914 40925
>>40910
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....

Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19

Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6

>>40911
'Night!
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40913
40914
>>40911
Still free-fall sex tho
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40914
40915 40916
1505953761763.png
>>40912
>short-stack
>>40913
yea of course.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40915
40916 40917
Infernuis.txt
>>40914

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40916
40957
>>40915
I'm not giving away all her secrets,....
>>40914
Short chicks r volumptuous (at least in this case)
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40917
40918 40935 40936
>>40915
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6

Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion

Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23

Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40918
40921
>>40917
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40920
>>40864
>>40919 →
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40921
40923 40924
>>40918
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40922
40957
>>40891
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40923
40924
>>40921
>Thaumaturgist
Mystic Theurge. Lenos taught him.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40924
>>40923
>>40921
Thanks
Expect an updated sheet tonight
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40925
40927
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>>40912
>more like 1337
.. Fucking elves man..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40927
40929
>>40925
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40929
40931
>>40927
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40930
40932
>>40928
Out of all this, thats the weird part?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40931
>>40929
"Why do you think I look 14?" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40932
>>40930
Naaw, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40933
40934
So, most of thge party is in the mess hall in game right now?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40934
>>40933
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40935
>>40917
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.

*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40936
40937
>>40917
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40937
40938
>>40936
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40938
40939 40940
>>40937
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40939
40941
>>40938
How many times is that now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40940
40944
>>40938
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40941
40944
>>40939
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40942
40943 40944
>>40490 →
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40943
40944 40945
>>40942
>four days in game it's been since they hatched
I thought it's been more than two weeks?