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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41463
41466
>>41460
"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41464
41465 41473
>>41462
Oh, now she IS waifu?
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41465
41473
>>41462
*seductive wink*
Making an offer

>>41464
This
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41466
41468
>>41463
"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41468
41472
>>41466
*continues cuddling*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41472
41474
>>41468
"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41473
41475 41476
nintchdbpict000369877680.jpg
>>41465
>>41464
>tfw when everyone tells you to take her as a waifu when you don't want too
>tfw they are shocked when you do
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41474
41476
>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41475
Spoilered
>>41473

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41476
41478 41480 41483
Sad_Twilight_D'aww_S2E3.png
>>41474
>Trumpaladin will never be loved in this way
>Never

>>41473
Thanks for the unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41477
41479 41483
>>41461
[happy pony noises]
>>41462
Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41478
41479
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>41476
[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41479
41481 41483
>>41477
I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection

>>41478
*points to Infernius and Thez*
"But that. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41480
41489
1508027250051-3.png
>>41476
keep trying, ponk loves you.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41481
41482
>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41482
41485
>>41481
"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41483
41486 41489
>>41479
>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection
>>41477
Near-Death?
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...
>>41476
MINE
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41484
41485 41486
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
*sigh*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41485
41486
>>41482
".. Well, I could try to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though.."
>>41484
Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture?
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41486
41487 41488
>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality

>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons

>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41487
41489
>>41486
But you said it was because its ancap...

>throws ball for Mr. Snek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41488
41417 41489
>>41486
*licks affectionately*
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41489
41490 41491 41492
>>41488
[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*

>>41487
Libertarians are kind of anti-social though

>>41480
And I love Ponk

>>41483
>MINE
You can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41490
41492 41494
>>41489
>inb4 whorehouse is rebuilt and staffed with poners
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41491
41494
>>41489
*licking intensifies*
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41492
41493
>>41489
>Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
Eh, I won't debate it.
>I can have Troll
Works for me
>>41490
Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41493
41499
>>41492
>summon poners
What spell is that?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41494
41495
>>41490
Uh...

>>41491
"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41495
41496
>>41494
"... I want to be a mommy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41496
41497
>>41495
"Is that really what you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41497
41498
>>41496
"It's what I want more than anything."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41498
41500
>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*

"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41499
41501
>>41493
Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41500
41502
>>41498
".. What is that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41501
41503 41505
>>41499
Hella
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41502
41519
>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41503
41505
>>41501
I figured
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41505
41506
>>41501
Ah.
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?
>>41503
I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41506
41507 41510 41515
>>41505
>summuns
Theoretically
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41507
41508 41509 41511 41569
>>41506
Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
Somehow?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41508
41512
>>41507
>Mounting snek
That sounds suspiciously like treading
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41509
>>41507
You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41510
>>41506
*nibbles ear*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41511
>>41507
Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41512
41513 41514
>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41513
41517
>>41512
You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41514
41516 41517
>>41512
So perhaps a contract then?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41515
>>41506
So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41516
>>41514
this
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41517
41518
>>41513
No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first
>>41514
Pretty much
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41518
1499538__safe_oc_oc only_apu_apu apujasta_blue background_chicken nuggets_female_kek_levitation_magic_mare_meme_pepe_pepe the frog_pony_raised hoof_rar.png
>>41517

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41519
41520
>>41502
".. I can't do that for you, Flashy, but I could help.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41520
41521
>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41521
41522
>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41522
41523
>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41523
41524
>>41522
".. No matter what happens, Flashy, I will always love you."
*Lays head on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41524
41525
>>41523
*Lays hand on pony*
"And I'll always love you"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41525
>>41524
[Happy pony noises]

>Faggot goes to bed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41529
41530
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41530
41531
>>41529
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41531
41532
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>>41530
*Builds Planar wall*
*Raises deportation force for said creatures*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41532
41533
>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41533
41534
>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best

>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41534
41535 41537
>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41535
41536 41538
>>41534
>>41534
>I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work
Oh Please. Spells from this plane are willing to work, they just won't work for slave level wages
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41536
>>41535
Ah. Kek.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41537
41538
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>41534
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41538
41540
>>41535
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).

>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41540
41541
>>41538
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41541
41542
border-wall-mexico-trump.jpg
>>41540
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.

You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41542
41546
>>41541
Good point.
Just don't do it anytime soon. I still want to get XP through combat.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41543
41545
1514417079961.png
>tfw you spent an hour working on an ebin shoop, but your computer crashes
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41545
>>41543
Wrong pic, but I guess it describes the feeling...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41546
41547
>>41542
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41547
41548
>>41546
Soros still lives though.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41548
41549 41551
>>41547
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."

Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41549
41550
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>>41548
I have like a billion questions about the Generals

But am afraid to ask...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41550
41552
>>41549
Fire away
>has covfefe
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41551
>>41548
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41552
41556
>>41550
Okay...

First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41553
41554 41555
Is time frozen in game, or can Tracy do things before the next fight?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41554
41559
>>41553
Well, you're not outside, where there's cannonballs, so yes Tracy can do minimal stuffs.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41555
>>41553
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41556
41557
>>41552
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41557
41558
>>41556
And can these be considered levels in character classes?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41558
41563
>>41557
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41559
41561
>>41554
Alright.
Tracy goes down to the armory to make another Screaming Bolt.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41561
41564
>>41559
That's not minimal, unless Tracy is not planning on engaging the latest adversaries.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41562
>>41560
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41563
41565
>>41558
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41564
>>41561
Oh, I'm definitely going to have her fight. I'm hungry for XP.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41565
41567
>>41563
I haven't decided yet. Why do you ask?

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41567
41568
>>41565
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41568
41571
>>41567
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41569
41593
>>41507
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41570
ahem
https://www.smashcast.tv/the4chancup
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41571
41572 41574
>>41568
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.

My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.

I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.

I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.

These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
Anonymous
Ktiev
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No.41572
>>41571
Shhhh. We divegrass nao.

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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41573
we nightmare nao.jpg
"...I'm growing stronger!"
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41574
41575
>>41571
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.