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Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
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>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
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*sigh*
>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality
>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons
>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality
>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons
>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
>>41529
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best
>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best
>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
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>>41534
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
>>41535
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).
>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).
>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
>>41538
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
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>>41540
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.
You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.
You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
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>tfw you spent an hour working on an ebin shoop, but your computer crashes
>>41542
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
>>41547
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."
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>>41548
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
>>41550
Okay...
First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Okay...
First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Is time frozen in game, or can Tracy do things before the next fight?
>>41553
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
>>41552
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
>>41557
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
>>41560
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
>>41558
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
>>41565
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
>>41567
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
>>41507
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
>>41568
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.
My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.
I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.
I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.
These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.
My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.
I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.
I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.
These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
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"...I'm growing stronger!"
>>41571
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.
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