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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41880
41883
Spoilered
>>41875
It'll take Fae three hours (in real time) to get there.
>>41878
Well.. it's not stated that it is, but idk...
>>41877
What about on top of the balloon?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41881
41884
>>41879
Sweet stripes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41882
>>41873
Checking that sweet roll.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41883
>>41879
A FUCKING DRAGON. I mean, a proper and big one

>>41880
just fly over top the barrier, transform into pony, fall through, remount, fly onto deck. Or I can call Fae
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41884
41887
>>41881
*struts his stuff(picture emporers new groove lama dance)*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41885
41887 41888
>>41879
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41887
41889
54315-Kuzco-llama-dance-gif-uh-huh-u-tyrH.gif
>>41884
>emporers new groove lama dance
Posting pics, because why not.
>>41885
Did Torc's natural 20 manage to pop the balloon?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41888
41891 41892 41894
>>41885
NOTICE MY NAT20
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41889
41890
>>41887
Probably not. Now fall into the field
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41890
41897
>>41889
*falls on top of balloon*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41891
>>41888
Checking those trips.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41892
41893 41895
>>41888
>nat20
>mothafucking trips
It better fucking pop that balloon
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41893
41896
>>41892
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41894
41895 41896 41897
>>41888
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41895
653103__safe_solo_pinkie pie_cute_pinkamena diane pie_balloon_cake_cuteamena_upset_balloon popping.jpeg
>>41892
>>41894
Yeah!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41896
>>41893
The dagger turns into a claymore
>>41894
>shot at
Now I am, thanks
HUZZAH, FUCK EVERYONE'S PLANNING
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41897
41898 41899
>>41890
>>41894
As Tracy lands on the balloon, she obscures Torc with her smoke to cover for him.
How many people are shooting?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41898
41903 41906
>>41897
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41899
41901
>>41897
Balloon popped, no landing on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41900
1512978170229.png
>>41873

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41901
>>41899
What about the deck beneath the balloon?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41902
41911
>>41879
nice scales.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41903
41905
>>41898
The smoke isn't magic (i think), but she stops anyway.
Bm++O
?
No.41904
41909
[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41905
41908
giphy (2).gif
>>41903
Transform into non-magical mud pony. It's the only way to be sure
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41906
41907 41908
>>41898
She transforms into a heavy warhorse.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41907
41910
>>41906
Why not standard form?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41908
>>41905
>>41906
Mudponies are magical. Warhorses are not.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41909
41913 41914
"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41910
41912
>>41907
Because she's smol and he wouldn't be able to ride her properly.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41911
41915 41916
>>41902
*fires breath weapon at the balloon thing above the ship*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41912
41913
>>41910
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41913
41917 41921
>>41909
Well fug.
*starts smoking again*
>>41912
Trump, pull out your goddamn shield and use it for cover while she tries to land on that thing.
>>41912
*does so*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41914
41918 41932
>>41909
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41915
41918 41922
>>41911
what element is your breath weapon again?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41916
41917 42077
>>41911
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41917
41922
>>41916
>>41913
NOW is an excellent time for smoke

Draws Bee shield

Pulls out ever smoking bottle and releases the cap, because fuck it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41918
41919 41923
>>41914
Me too, but some ppl are charging the shit.
>>41915
Its both acid and flame, thus napalm
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41919
>>41918
Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41920
41924
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41921
41926
>>41913
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41922
41923
napalm.jpg
>>41915
Are Tracy and Trump able to land on it yet?
>>41917
Use the Tower shield to cover them while she moves forward.
You can drop it later if you want.
>>41915
Napalm
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41923
>>41918
>Lenos is a Gold and Black Dragon. At the same time
Definitely making my bizarre request

>>41922
Fuck it. Draws Tower shield for cover. pls move out of line of fire
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41924
41925
>>41920
Imma' kill everyone on this ship regardless of alignment, just saying that now.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41925
41927
>>41924
No you're not asshole

I'm killing some of them
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41926
41930
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
551941__artist needed_suggestive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_clothes_female_knife_socks_solo_solo female.jpeg
>>41921
These?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41927
41930
>>41925
They're mount and rider. Do their kills count for eachother?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41928
42040
*casts firestride exhalation to get to the deck of the ship https://dndtools.net/spells/dragon-magic--62/firestride-exhalation--1058/*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41929
41931
*Speeds towards to ship so she can start slitting throats already*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41930
41933
>>41926
No, it's one with no back ground and her back is arched up I think?

>>41927
Who knows
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41931
>>41929
*Readies full round attack*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41932
41934
>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41933
41935
>>41930
Shit.. Idk what you were talking about..
Let me look... Was it colored?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41934
41935 41938
>>41932
lord hitler.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41935
>>41933
Yes, with a blue tracy but no colored back ground. Tracy is kind of smiling, but I think in a kind of ball like position. You tend to use it to show happy or "innocent" Tracy

>>41934
Oh it's just banter. You'll be fine
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41938
41940
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41940
>>41938
"try to save machine."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41941
>>41937
no thanks
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41944
41947
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41946
41948
>doesn't even know which way to push it
Uhm,... who?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41947
41949
>>41944
Wouldn't you lose your class abilities if he actually denounced Hitler-ism?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41948
>>41946
Idk anymore...
*sips covefefe*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41949
41950 41951
>>41945
it WILL happen.
>>41947
im surprised i still have em desu.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41950
41952 41954
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41951
41955 41959 41960
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41952
41954
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41953
41957
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41954
41956 41962
>>41950
I just have a very lenient God.

>I haven't been keeping Tracy evil enough to be Black guard
Don't you have to be lawful for that? In any case her marriage is more important

>>41952
I can do it in two months. Let me get my cohort
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41955
41957 41959
>>41951
*minotaur sobs*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41956
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
MwlG2
?
No.41957
41958 41959 41966
[1d20 = 7]
>>41953
404 Page Not Found FAIL
>>41955
"You WON'T... <whooof> {catch} "die on me!!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41958
41964
>>41957
Um... can Tracy land on the deck?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41959
41961 41964
So how fast is the ship falling?
>>41955
>>41951
>>41957
Wuts going on?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41960
41964
>>41951
Have we reached the deck?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41961
41964
>>41959
Infernius is being emo again.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41962
41963
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41963
41967
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third

>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
MwlG2
?
No.41964
41987
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes


MwlG2
?
No.41965
41970
[18d20 = 197]

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41966
41968
>>41957
https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/emerald-flame-fist--4437/
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41967
41969
00_48_42_601_1_to_1_avatar.png
>>41963
this
Just let me kill something already
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41968
>>41966
Sweet spell.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41969
41970 41971
>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41970
41971 41973
>>41965
>three 20s
Uh... 50% miss chance at total concealment from multiple layers of smoke screen

>>41969
what is cautionary advance and what is less cautionary?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41971
41973 41974 41975
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41972
41974
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41973
>>41970
Less cautionary = -2 to ac and no dex
>>41971
charges = less cautionary

jUW0k
?
No.41974
[1d20 = 14]
>>41971
You have 26 AC even without armor or mounted combat. You're fine. And by "you're fine" I mean you've got the HP to take it

>>41972
I guess ready attack and spot check the deck? How many creatures and what do they look like
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41975
41976 41977
>>41971
Are air pirates Rogues?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41976
41978
>>41975
Idk


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41977
41979
>>41975
They could be druids for all we know.
Let's just kill something already.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41978
41980
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41979
>>41977
I'll go with that. Full charge with -2AC and no dex it is
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41980
>>41978
The robe also increases concealment on her each round.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41981
41984 41985
Casts Bull's Strength on self and horsey
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41982
41984
is lenos close enough to a pirate to attack?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41984
41986 41988 41990
>>41981
+ Enchancement bonus to Str
>>41982
Heavens no, he's back and to the left like in JFK
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41985
>>41981
Give them Eagle's Splendor next chance you get.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41986
41991
>>41984
Are we at least w/in 60 ft? Can Tracy stab bitches with her chain yet?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41987
Now I rolled for it earlier, and tempted though I am to use those 20's, only the first set of rolls applies, and its for cannonballs hitting the tower.
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning