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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
1119 replies and 144 files omitted.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40944
40946
>>40940
Yeah, I figure they're about as big as Tracy is when she's mounted.
>>40941
That's probably the third time I've seen you mention it, just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.
>>40942
>>40943
Only four days? Naaaaah, it had to have been more than that,....
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40945
40947
>>40943
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.

You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40946
40947 40948
>>40944
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City

I can make a timeline
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40947
40949 40975
>>40945
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40948
>>40946
No, you're right. I was thinking from when they got the eggs, not the hatching point

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40949
40951
>>40947
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.40950
40954
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40951
>>40949
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40952
40953
ALright bitches, I'm out for a while. Peace
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40953
>>40952
See 'ya
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40954
>>40950
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40957
40958 40960
1514767621385.jpg
>>40916
>Short chicks r voluptuous
pic related
thats muh fetish
>>40922
dont give up hope keep trying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40958
40959
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>>40957
Kek

[Scheming Husbando Thief Noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40959
40961
maxresdefault.jpg
>>40958

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40960
40968
>>40957
What are you going to do about what Atlas said?
Trumpaladin
jUW0k
?
No.40961
40962 40994
image.jpg
>>40959
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Anonymous
Ktiev
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No.40962
40964
VQCs4Lm.jpg
>>40961

Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40963
40968
Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40964
40966
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>40962
Somepony's Jealous I see
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40965
40967 40969
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.

I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40966
a86.png
>>40964
No. It's just gay, and we're still on the overboard.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40967
40969
>>40965
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40968
>>40960
im willing to be repremanded but if he makes infernuiis do that infernuis will literally fight hitler as much as it will hurt infernuis.
>>40963
sure.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40969
40970 40971
my blade will pierce the heavens.jpg
seems pretty sharp here.jpg
dull.jpg
>>40965
Wait a Minute, she already has a +8d6 Sneak Attack, she could select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage right now.
>>40967
Aaaand it seems as though I've been a massive faggot and haven't even bothered to clarify her feats.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40970
>>40969
I hate how images show up in opposite order of how you select them...
jUW0k
?
No.40971
40972
>>40969
She can select those feats. When she earns two EPIC level feats
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40972
40973
>>40971
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.

What are your feets btw?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40973
40974 40987
>>40972
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level

I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack

And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40974
>>40973
>Devoted to a cause
What is that?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40975
40976 40978
>>40947
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40976
40977
>>40975
haxx
OJesw
?
No.40977
40979
>>40976
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40978
40980
>>40975
We can select homebrew feats?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40979
>>40977
i know im just fucking with you.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40980
40981
>>40978
i was able to get mine with gms approval.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40981
40982 40983
>>40980
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40982
40984
>>40981
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40983
>>40981
probbaly not and if you did get it, it would be nerfed like brads.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40984
40985 40986
>>40982
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40985
>>40984
I do not know
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40986
>>40984
i think.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40987
40988
>>40973
You should have him train for Cleave, at the very least.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.40988
40989
>>40987
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
Anonymous
Ktiev
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No.40989
>>40988
Does it work for Great Cleave too?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40991
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40992
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40993
40994 40996
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Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40994
40995 40997 40998 41007
ff.png
>>40961
Well played
>>40993
more loke >pic related
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40995
195055__safe_oc_oc-colon-incendia_oc only_antipodes_fanfic_meme_my sides_pony_simple background_solo_transparent background_vector.png
>>40994
I'm dying!
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40996
>>40993
40 minutes well spent.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40997
>>40994
You said that certain Abjurations could be made Permanent, right?
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.40998
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>>40994


Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40999
41001
Female silver dragon for cohort
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41000
41001
Claiming a female silver dragon poner as cohort
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41001
41003
>>40999
>>41000
The waifu-theft was better, desu.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41002
41007
Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
Anonymous
OJesw
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No.41003
41004
>>41001
Do you want me to waifu the dragon?
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41004
41005 41006 41009
>>41003
You don't steal dragons, Anon. Dragons steal you.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41005
>>41004
That would make for an ebin plot device, desu.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41006
41008
>>41004
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile

I definitely want to go dragon hunting
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41007
>>41002
Torc is at the tower too
>>40994
Top fucking kek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41008
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>41006
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41009
41010 41011
>>41004
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.

The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41010
41011
>>41009
Don't forget you all wanted Torc to fuck her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41011
41012 41026
>>41009
I don't regret letting Kiyen live, desu. I liked shipping her with Lenos, and we did successfully remove the threat of the dragon in the end.
On the other hand, I still would've loved to wear her skin.
>>41010
We want everything to fuck Torc.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41012
41013
>>41011
Everything? Even Tracy?
Lenos deserves to be happy.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41013
41014 41016
>>41012
Not Tracy
He seemed happy.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41014
41016 41018
>>41013 oh he is very happy
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41015
41016 41017 41018 41019
I might bit sore and raw
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41016
>>41013
That's a relief
>>41014
Pali confirms
>>41015
Okay........
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41017
41021
>>41015
me know feel.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41018
>>41014 >that posting style
Howdy, m8.
>>41015
I'll bet. It seemed she hadn't had any in the past century.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41019
41020
>>41015
Wait, is this GM or Lenos?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41020
41022 41024
>>41019
i think thats lennos's faggot.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41021
41023
>>41017 of course you do thez has been stuck here awhile
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41022
>>41020 yep its lenos's faggot
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41023
>>41021
yea?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41024
41025 41030
>>41020
I thought GM was Lenos' faggot.
Now my brain hurts
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41025
41028 41042
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41026
41027
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>>41011
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ

Hello Lenos


Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41027
>>41026 hello
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41028
41029
>>41025
*screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD

But anyway, Hi
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41029
41031
>>41028
Ello
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41030
41032 41040
>>41024
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41031
41033
>>41029
so what kind of exotic metals do you know how to forge?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41032
41034
>>41030
Wait, when did Korak's faggot appear?
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41033
41035 41040
>>41031 if its metal i can forge it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41034
41036
>>41032
We played against him during the fight in the tower. GM arbitrated the combat.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41035
41037
>>41033
can you forge goldsteel?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41036
>>41034
Welp I'm obviously stupid as fuck cause I didn't realize that
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41037
41039
>>41035
Thats a metal so yes
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41038
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41039
41062
>>41037
will you help me forge a goldsteel greatsword?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41040
41041 41043 41062
>>41030
Wait, Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?

>>41033
How long would it take to forge a set of Mithril breastplate-barding for a huge sized Dragonne?

And the same for a huge sized Cauchemar Nightmare?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41041
41044
>>41040
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41042
>>41025
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41043
41045 41046 41047
>>41040
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?

*walks in covered in froth*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41044
41047
>>41041
i thought johnny cash was gm
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41045
41047 41060
>>41043
free fall sex still.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41046
>>41043
You don't gain size from class levels