Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
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>>40940Yeah, I figure they're about as big as Tracy is when she's mounted.
>>40941That's probably the third time I've seen you mention it, just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.
>>40942>>40943Only four days? Naaaaah, it had to have been more than that,....
>>40943Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
>>40944Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
>>40945>weapons finesseI thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946>>40945Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
>>40946No, you're right. I was thinking from when they got the eggs, not the hatching point
>>40947You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
>>40949>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat trainingWell, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
ALright bitches, I'm out for a while. Peace
>>40950Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
>>40964No. It's just gay, and we're still on the overboard.
>>40965Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
>>40965Wait a Minute, she already has a +8d6 Sneak Attack, she could select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage right now.
>>40967Aaaand it seems as though I've been a massive faggot and haven't even bothered to clarify her feats.
>>40969I hate how images show up in opposite order of how you select them...
>>40969She can select those feats.
When she earns two EPIC level feats\r
>>40971She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
>>40972>meets the prerequisitesAll except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>>40947It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
>>40976>coming from mr 4 separate home brew featsAt the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
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>>40975We can select homebrew feats?
>>40977i know im just fucking with you.
>>40978i was able to get mine with gms approval.
>>40980Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
>>40981I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
>>40981probbaly not and if you did get it, it would be nerfed like brads.
>>40982>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spellsSo, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
>>40973You should have him train for Cleave, at the very least.
>>40987>CleaveWell, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
>>40988Does it work for Great Cleave too?
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
>>40994You said that certain Abjurations could be made Permanent, right?
Female silver dragon for cohort
Claiming a female silver dragon poner as cohort
>>40999>>41000The waifu-theft was better, desu.
Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
>>41001Do you want me to waifu the dragon?
>>41003You don't steal dragons, Anon. Dragons steal
you.
>>41004I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
>>41006Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
>>41004>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragonChallenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
>>41009Don't forget you all wanted Torc to fuck her
>>41009I don't regret letting Kiyen live, desu. I liked shipping her with Lenos, and we did successfully remove the threat of the dragon in the end.
On the other hand, I still would've loved to wear her skin.
>>41010We want everything to fuck Torc.
>>41011Everything? Even Tracy?Lenos deserves to be happy.
>>41014 >that posting style
Howdy, m8.
>>41015I'll bet. It seemed she hadn't had any in the past century.
>>41015Wait, is this GM or Lenos?
>>41019i think thats lennos's faggot.
>>41017 of course you do thez has been stuck here awhile
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
>>41011>I don't regret letting Kiynen liveYour character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
Hello Lenos
>>41025*screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD
But anyway, Hi
>>41024It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)>Korak (salty af)>Darkie? (plausibly)>Cecil (tragic)>Johnny Cash (quizzical)That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
>>41029so what kind of exotic metals do you know how to forge?
>>41030Wait, when did Korak's faggot appear?
>>41031 if its metal i can forge it
>>41032We played against him during the fight in the tower. GM arbitrated the combat.
>>41034Welp I'm obviously stupid as fuck cause I didn't realize that
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
>>41037will you help me forge a goldsteel greatsword?
>>41030Wait, Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
>>41033How long would it take to forge a set of Mithril breastplate-barding for a huge sized Dragonne?
And the same for a huge sized Cauchemar Nightmare?
>>41040>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
>>41025No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
>>41040... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
>>41041i thought johnny cash was gm
>>41043You don't gain size from class levels