/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal


If you want to see the latest posts from all boards in a convenient way please check out /overboard/

Name
Email
Subject
By clicking New Reply, I acknowledge the existence of the Israeli nuclear arsenal.
Comment
0
Select File / Oekaki
File(s)
Password (For file and/or post deletion.)

mlp__the_happy_room_by_renacer87-d584t80.jpg
Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1132 replies and 94 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39522
39525 39527
Spoilered
You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39524
39525
345198__safe_artist-colon-p-dot-chronos_oc_oc-colon-milky way_oc only_black and white_censorship_covering_female_grayscale_grin_gun_human_lineart_looki.png

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39525
39528 39529
>>39524
"Censorship IS wonderful! I don't know,...."
>>39522
You do realize why its staring the painter (and thus the viewer) in the eyes right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39527
>>39522
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39528
>>39525
I can tell by the look on his face..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39529
39534
>>39525
because it wants muh sweet sweet soulcoin.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39530
39531
>>39526 →
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39531
39533
>>39530
"TRACY! TAKE ME TO THE TOWER!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39533
39537
>>39531
*flies higher*

Was she able to pick up any scent back then?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39534
39536 39539
>>39529
Ding

Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39535
39538
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39536
39548
>>39534
but what it didnt know was i had a water gun filled with holy water im my pocket
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39537
>>39533
>>39533
"Tracy, what are you doing?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39538
39541
>>39535
spooky. why do you say that?
GWAzm
?
No.39539
39542 39544
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39540
39543
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39541
39547
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39542
39544 39545
>>39539
*butterfly lands on nose*
*howling siezes abruptly*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39543
39546 39547
>>39540
Shall I repost the song for posterity? ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39544
39549
>>39542
>>39539
Regardless, she makes a bee-line towards the forest, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39545
1510376002300.png
>>39542

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39546
39550 39552
>>39543
What song? The Anime bullshit? I don't watch those
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39547
>>39543
yes.
>>39541
i understand meta physics to an extent.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39548
39551
>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39549
nightmare form 2.jpg
>>39544
She's moving at full speed, like a fiery comet.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39550
>>39546
>vidya game
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39551
39553 39554 39555
>>39548
Trumpaladin jumps off
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39552
>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39553
39559
>>39551
He'd break both his legs from the height, and potentially die from the speed.
5pjEW
?
No.39554
39558
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39555
39556 39557 39558
>>39551
And what do you intend by that? Intention is a major factor after all,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39556
>>39555
To land on the ground
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39557
>>39555
trips confirm.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39558
39560
>>39555
Checked.
>>39554
Why does he need the whole corpse?
xqbzJ
?
No.39559
39563
[1d20 = 8]
>>39553
>die
Maybe
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39560
1513040531559.png
>>39558
Why does Tracy need to go crazy?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39561
39562
Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39562
39566
>>39561
Drink a heal serious wounds potion from the flask

Observe surroundings
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39563
39565 39566
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39564
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39565
>>39563
necrophilia is degenerate.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39566
39568
>>39563
The dead unicorn? Wew!
>>39562 >>39561
Near the outskirts I'd imagine
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39567
39569
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39568
39570
>>39566
Tries to ascertain location, and walks to the tower with Unicorn 647
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39569
39570
>>39567
She makes her way towards the golf course.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39570
39571 39572 39573 39577 39582
>>39568
Dragging a unicorn corpse is difficult, especially since the port is already littered with corpses. He can do so of course, but it may take some time. Also, there's the onlookers,....
>>39569
The grove then?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39571
39582
>>39570
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39572
39574
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39573
39574
>>39570
Onlookers?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39574
39575 39576
>>39572
All you need is a hair.
>>39573
Yes.
They see the local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39575
1514353711001.jpg
>>39574
>local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39576
39578
>>39574
Reeeeeee hopefully Trumpaladin is known for something other than bestiality!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39577
39579 39580
>>39570
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39578
39583
>>39576
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39579
39583
>>39577
How would he be able to tell that?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39580
39581 39583 39589
>>39577
Be more specific, are you referring to murdered or Troll?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39581
39595
>>39580
both.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39582
39586 39595
>>39570
>>39571
Tracy Dashes off towards the grove, setting her path on fire as she goes, until she reaches the Nithing Pole at the tree in the grove.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39583
39584 39588 39595
>>39578
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure

>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo

Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo

Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?

>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39584
39585
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39585
>>39584
A celestial charger would have held up
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39586
39587 39588 39589
>>39582
why is tracy burning the woods?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39587
>>39586
This
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39588
39589 39590
5848a5dea8e09f1c308768de5586e6b11376533777.jpg
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
>>39586
Yes. The path behind her is engulfed in an otherworldy fiendish fire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39589
39592
>>39588
>>39580
>>39586
>>39586
Actually, Tracy should start losing powers and abilities as Trumpaladin moves away from her, and if what I think happened happened, then she should absolutely start losing strength and powers
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39590
39591 39596
>>39588
but why though?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39591
>>39590
Because Tracy's Faggot doesn't want to build that chariot after all
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39592
39593 39594
>>39589
She can still burn shit.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39593
39598
>>39592
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39594
>>39592
Besides, you're just harming the party by denying us wood to build things with
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39595
39597 39598
>>39581
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).


Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39596
39604
>>39590
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39597
39599 39607
>>39595
Trollestia was a 100 pound FiM sized unicorn?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39598
39600 39601 39607
>>39593
She's been using her flaming hooves without a rider since she first transformed.
>>39595
She moves forward, covered in smoke, still scorching the Earth beneath her.
Detect Good.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39599
>>39597
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39600
>>39598
Yeah, and that's bullshit. Now stop using bullshit to harm the party
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39601
>>39598
You don't get to cheat so that you can fuck over the party
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39604
39607
>>39596
thanks for the recommendation.

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39605
Okay fine, Tracy's faggot can do the burn thing but he's getting blamed if this ends up fucking us over in some notable way, and no using it for anything that actually has a purpose
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39606
39610
Tracy is still scorching the meadow, on the eyes and ears peeled for nearby creatures.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39607
39608 39609
>>39604
Make sure to start from the beginning tho
>>39603
Ever tried holding a lighter to wet underbrush? Its not THAT on fire.
>>39598
Flitting glimpses (animals, basic) but nothing significant.
>>39597
IDK about poundage, but she was Celestia-sized
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39608
39611
>>39607
How much long until he can reach the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39609
39611
>>39607
>animals
How far away?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39610
>>39606
This is the last time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39611
39612 39614
>>39608
quick-jump, cut-to
Tadaa, the tower. It barren, except for Darkie whos suit has fully "grown back". "Oh well hello, why the long face?"
>>39609
Running, fast
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39612
39613
>>39611
To darkie
"I killed a unicorn"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39613
39615
>>39612
"I hope you saved the horn then," he replies sipping some tea.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39614
39615 39616
green fire.jpg
>>39611
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39615
39616 39617
>>39613
"I guess I overlooked that part"
He goes to the mini-mall to pick up a calm emotions scroll made earlier, and then proceeds to the Infirmary

>>39614
>CR 5 animal versus a CR13
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39616
39617 39618
>>39614
And Tracy did gallomp and tear through the placid fields cuz salt, and the woodland creatures did burrow and hide and fly away cuz holy-fuck-shit there's a flaming hoers,....
>>39615
"Um,... where is the corpse at per say? I hope you don't mind me asking,...."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39617
39619 39621
>>39615
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39618
39621
>>39616
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"

Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....

Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39619
39620
>>39617
>Tracy is stupid
Okay
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39620
>>39619
She's angry, mostly.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39621
39622 39623
>>39617
Oh, its SO night time.
>>39618
Trump isn't gonna an hero is he,....

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39622
39624
>>39621
What? No. He's resurrecting Unicorn 647

Having said that, that's really not a terrible idea
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39623
39624
>>39621
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39624
39625 39627
>>39622
I just thought, with the rope of entanglement,....
>>39623
Safe to assume
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39625
39626
>>39624
Okay, but is the creature resurrected?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39626
39628
>>39625
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture