Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40041The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
It's 5-6 AM in game, so can we skip to morning/afternoon, so we can do things?
>>40046Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
>>40046How do you figure out how much XP you get from a task/encounter?
>>40048It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
>>40049He's only just above seventeen, so spending a little should put him back.
>>40051My family is asleep.
Nothing drastic is going to happen.
>>40052Okay, Thanks for this shit GM I'm really enjoying it.
>>40054*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
>>40040I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...
[bloated pony noises]
>>40060*gets up in the middle of the night to fill body with chocolate cake*
*returns to bed*
>>40058*nibbles pony ears*
*grabs voluptuous pregnant mare breasts*
*cums inside pony* >>40062*kissing intensifies*
*stares into eyes dreamily with Darkvision*
[content pony noises]
>>40060I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
>>40063*doesnt have to kiss or look at pony because of position*
[1d20 = 18]>>40065*grapples to change position*
"Look at me, Flashy.."
>>40064Last time I asked, it was 3 and a half months.
It'll be a bit difficult when she gets too big to fight responsibly though..
>>40066*turns head*
"ehhh..."
I know GM said that but I've been keeping up with days
>>40068"Tracy...
I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
>>40069"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
>>40070*still somewhat angry, but licks pony face*
*continues humping pony*
>>40072*humps pony, but is still distracted*
"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
>>40073".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
>>40074>"but you're not really sure, are you?"*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
Tracy's faggot succumbs to exhaustion.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
>>40080Good night, and happy new year
>>40080*cums inside pony*I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
>>40081>>40080Happy New Years Florida fags
>>40026Mebe, I dunno yet I haven't decided
>>40030No! But she can give them distinctive accessories, cuz otherwise they look
exactly the same (downy-white with yellow beaks)
... reads thread more...
OMG. TOP KEK>! I can't even!
>dying >>40084Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk
>>40085To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.
How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
Yeah, why hasn't anyone asked about a gun-blade yet? Just askin
Happy New Years ^_^
>GM is drunk, fuck off nao HNY
>>40090sieg heil gm and thez,happy new year.
>>40087Tracy can't normally use gunz, but she can use anything with a blade.
>>40050>>40052LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049Yes
>>40055I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093Mornin'
>>40094Good mornin'
One of the first things Tracy does in the morning is feed her birds.
>>40092That thing looks badass, but I bet the battery life stinks..
>>40085>they look exactly the sameWill they always look like that?
*attaches an orchid bow to Sammy and a Shy bow to Bunny*
>>40095Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
>>40096No, but I did want to goad you into making them more distinctive creatively.
>>40099Didn't realize I had any creative license as to what they looked like. I asked if they could be slightly different colors.
Give me a couple minutes to think of their descriptions.
>>40098>*that thing grils do when they swing their hips seductively* >>40100This is Sam. Though you can give her a red white and blue coat if you want
>>40100Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
>>40108*pretends not to be autistically monitoring*
*fails*
Tracy goes down to the holodeck and trains for Mobility.
hows the new year treating you faggots?
>>40114Pretty decent, cold as fuck out though.
>>40115Lets keep it that way
>>40113Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry
>>40114Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
>>40123Only wizards can use staffs, right? It's as good as yours.
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
>>40128Liches don't go away permanently until you destroy their phylacteries.
>pic related Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
>>40125Um... Can I'z claim the Bracers and the ring with the highest numbers?
>>40121ill help if one gets made for infernuis to.
>>40125i only have 1 ring right?
>>40134afaik
>>40132If he can figure out which one that is, sure. 1 in 3 chance
>>40135Reeee! Inspect rings and inspect bracers
>>40132What are you going to do with the other ring and bracers that you have?
>>40136Pretty sure only Lenos has that kind of appraisal ability.
>>40135i put the ring i have with me on.
>>40136Actually, there is no choosing, its what the particular lich had.
>>40137I need to figure out what the ring and bracers are first to make any decisions
>>40139whats the bonus on my ring?
[1d20 = 9]>>40140Can Torc apprase that staff?
Does Knowledge (arcana) give him a bonus?
>>40144ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
>>40143Wanna find out what an item does? There's a spell for that.
>>40142Good question.
Oh shit. You guys are gonna like it if you raid their lair.
>>40143He said it was a staff of abjuration. I'm guessing that's just one item. Rings of protection and bracers of protection have values that vary
>>40145I can't really say I know. We bought the ammo at a Cabellas. They had 8mm Mauser ammo
>>40146oh i know i will.
>>40147cabellas huh? i think theres one close by ill check it out thanks.
>>40143The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.
Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
>>40149infernuis goes to he needs to apologize about what the worm made him do.