Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>40250"I asked him. He implied it was through etherealness or other plane shifting"
>>40252 *facepalm* thez do these ones not explore the temple or are you messing with their minds. The controls are in the portal room
>>40254Also this. There was probably an open door
>>40256"I personally find the town more interesting.
How do you get to the portal room when all exterior doors are shut?"
I g2g for a bit.
Tracy leaves to go tend to her birds.
>>40258 oh just open the trap door in the treasury and use the chute
>>40251He's a monk, lawful; he wouldn't lie
>>40256"They can be kinda thick at times,...."
>>40260"lennos will you teach me more about forging later?"
>>40260"From outside? Where is that accessible on the structure?"
>>40260>>40263Wait, are you talking about Trump tower or the pyramid?
>>40262 sure i could do that
>>40263 you use trump towers control room that you can get too through the trap door in the treasure room to hack the other structures controls
>>40264I don't know. I was away the day that was explored
>>40265The Tower, on the theory that the pyramid is identical in that regard
>>40266"You can use this tower to hack similar structures and open their doors?"
>>40266"thanks me love forging."
>>40266Thez has no idea what any of this means
>>40267K. "If not for the Dimensional Lock, I could use a portable hole. Speaking of which, where is my old torso?" Darkie says, twiddling the unicorn horn in one hand. "That's how I robbed the jeweler by the way, completely unwarded walls."
>>40271 thez you really should get around to reading that control manual yourself we have had enough time
>>40272"I tried once, it was really boring. Besides, I can't do magic anymore, so its a moot point."
>>40272>>40272"But you say we can use the controls of this tower to open the doors of others?"
>>40273 thats a fair point ill2give you that one
>>40274 yes but it will only allow you to get inside the other one
>>40276"Well... That's good enough for our purposes.
This may seem a bit off the wall, but where in the tower can I find paint brushes, canvas, and other painting materials?"
\r
>>40277 i would guess somewhere in one of the crafting areas if there are any i dont have a use for that sort of thing unless its to burn
>torso
"I hollowed it out and took it apart piece-by-piece. I only managed to throw a few parts in my bad before the spider crawled over me though. The rest is probably charcoal."
>>40280"Lovely. There was a magical device in there, but that's probably been destroyed."
>>40282*shrugs*
"I only realized it was covered in spiders after I scraped it all out and put on your skin. The organs are drying out in my room, if you care to look."
>>40283"And now I remember why I never go in your room"
>>40284"I prefer to sleep in the stables anyway. It'll be a bit more relaxing until that cunt shows up again."
>>40280"Perhaps another time," he says a bit dryly.
"That reminds me," Thez says, turning to Darkie. "I wanna talk to Spooder."
Tracy leaves towards the stables to check her just to make sure Troll hasn't showed up again.
Detect good once 60 ft away.
>>40287She only sleeps there when she's invited.
>>40288No, Trollestia is nowhere to be found.
>>40288But he asked her to start sleeping there generally
Okay....
"I mean... I thought since we were engaged... That's okay I guess"
>>40291>*comes back*"Except when I'm with you, ~Flashy."
Well, may as well have her go to the holodeck and train for Mobility.
Actually, I'll have her give her birds some exercise as well.
Inferniuos if you wish to learn come to the forge *lenos stumbles off to the forge drinking as he goes
>>40297"me be there in a minute, thez wanted me to hallow the whorehouse."
*goes and hallow the whorehouse*
>>40298"That will take a day to cast, you can do that during the week."
>>40299"me be in forge then if you need me."
Torc wakes up, after being passed out on the street.
"Guys?"
>>40297"Will it be simple enough to make mithril breast plate for my special mount? I mean how long would it take?"
>>40300She's quite busy aggressively conversing with a tiniest spider, barely a speck. "K."
>>40304pali kek
>>40301Wut?
>>40304I fucking swear
>>40304"Get your hands off of me. Where is everyone?"
>>40307Last time someone checked their pockets, Torcuil got laid by death, don't forget.
>>40307"Well with that attitude I'm not telling"
>>40308That was a box with cards in the bottom
>>40309"Well don't touch me"
>>40311"Aw fuck you too"
Torc heads towards the tower
>>40310*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
>>40313*catch*
"Thanks smol murder hoers"
>>40314>>40315"What are you guys doing?"
Torc looks ready to flee
Nice roll
>>40315Trumpaladin caries his prize catch back to the tower
>>40316"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.
By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
>>40317"Weirdos"
Torc follows them bak towards the tower.
>>40319"Thanks.
Hmmm, a unicorn? Uh, no I haven't. Why, need a unicorn for some reason?"
Is this the kinda thing I roll bluff checks on? >>40320"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
>>40321"Oh Troll? Not since the battle, he said she had something to do"
>>40320>bluffDon't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
>>40323"You didn't see a white female unicorn with a green mane yesterday?"
>>40324That's not the reason why. I did it so it would be easier to manipulate NPCs by figuring out what they want. But that's s good idea
>>40325"No need to worry, little pony. You have me. You don't need to think about her."
*hugs pony with his perfect grapple*
>>40325"Uh, south? I don't know I was occupied."
>>40326"Never seen one like that before."
>>40320Good luck with that, Trump's got hax on sense motive!
>>40329"Uh, yes? Now I get a question. Why do you care?"
>>40330>>40326Fuk u both
>inb4 Torcuil gets a soap party
>The master of a snake familiar gains a +3 bonus on Bluff checks.Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332>googles soap partyFirst of all what the fuck
>>40335Pretty sure he already is his familiar.
*brandishes sock*
[1d20+25 = 44]>>40331"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?
Now, roll sense motive
>>40337Are unicorns even summon-able monsters?
Can Tracy summon extra stuff too?
>>40333>polymorphed*summoned
>>40336"Hey would you look at the time"
>>40337>+25>ethreal is haxKeep telling yourself that
"Intelligent? What?"
Torc teleports to his room in the tower
>>40338You aren't a spell caster
>>40340>You aren't a spell casterYes she is.
Blackguards summon fiends: that's what they do.
>>40338GM will be pissed if we start spamming NPCs he's going to have to write biographies for
>>40342I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
>>40342Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
>>40342>NPCsNah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
>>40344Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
>>40342Oh, cuz suddenly you're worried about causing trouble for GM?
>>40347Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
>>40350Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
>>40350>Trading one unicorn for anotherDid you think Tracy would just give up after that?
>>40353And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I wanted to kill-off a good character![angry Blackguard-player noises] >>40356Uh, fuck. Idk...
I guess Torc is sleeping on the sofa
>>40356Trump isn't sad about killing her anymore, if that matters