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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

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Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39838
39839
>>39836
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39839
39840
>>39838
Infernius isn't spent. He has plenty of spells, not to mention melee.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39840
39842
>>39839
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39841
39843 39844
>GM wonders whether he should save Tracy and Infernius time and effort
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39842
39845
>>39840
>What is the benefit
I'm impatient.
I at least want to see if it can be broken.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39843
39856
>>39841
GM, can cute sex horse or any of the Generals or any of the Spartans use a cannon?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39844
39847 39856
>>39841
is there a door?
also casts choas"kek" at the pyramid
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39845
39846
>>39842
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39846
39847 39848 39850 39859
>>39845
my sword kills them just fine.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39847
39850
>>39846
This.
>>39844
Pretty sure that only works on living things.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39848
39849
>>39846
Why not wait until you have sword and spells both?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39849
39851
>>39848
You could say the same thing about the enemies.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39850
39856
>>39847
>>39846
I swear to God I am the guy who yelled at Custer asking him why the hell he didn't want to bring the Gattling guns to face the Sioux in battle
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39851
39852
>>39849
The big ones in the lair didn't see combat. They are fresh and ready
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39852
39853 39856 39858
>>39851
They could also be planning a ritual to destroy the entire port at once.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39853
39854
>>39852
Huh?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39854
39855
>>39853
Ebin Spells are Nuke-tier.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39855
>>39854
And they can be made in 10 hours?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39856
39857 39860 39862
>>39843
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39857
>>39856
I feel like going in anyway.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39858
>>39852
this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39859
39865
>>39846
Try Earthquake. Even if it doesn't collapse it, it has to do some damage.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39860
>>39856
i cast earthquake on it.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39861
Cross-thread remider that the 99999 and 100000 get are <200 posts away
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39862
39864
>>39856
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken

Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39863
39867
Kek. Some of these Ebin Spells are funny.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mass_Frog
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39864
>>39862
And once that spot is open, enter through boat or fly in
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39865
39866 39867
>>39859
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
4cikZ
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No.39866
39868
[1d20 = 4]
>>39865
is there any opening on it?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39867
39868 39870
>>39863
>range: 300 ft
>Duration: permanent
>>39865
Is there any guess of what kind of material it could be?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39868
39869 39872 39873 39875
>>39866
No.
>>39867
e.e
How many times are you going to make me say "not unlike Trump tower"?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39869
39870 39871 39872
>>39868
"cant you go inside tracy?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39870
>>39869
for
>>39867

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39871
39872
>>39869
Dimension lock works both ways
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39872
39874
>>39869
"Nope."
>>39868
I never really determined what the Trump tower was made of either.
>>39871
Tracy doesn't know that.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39873
39874
>>39868
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.

Looking for Darkie
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39874
39877
>>39872
Its glassteel
>>39873
He's not hiding; in future "Goes and finds Darkie" will be fine
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39875
39876 39879 39882
>>39868
since its floating can it be moved?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39876
39878 39879
>>39875
>*get together and tilt the tower over, like niggers pushing-over a car*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39877
39879 39882
>>39874
Excellent. Ask him

"If you wanted to break into this tower, how would you do it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39878
39882 39884
>>39876
>push tower upside down
>everyone in it has their week ruined
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39879
39880 39881 39883 39890
>>39875
>>39876
Cuz its not gi-fucking-gantic and shit
>>39877
"I'd have to think about that. When I first um,... visited to um,... pick up a bit, it was easy. Since I'm already a player I can readily come and go at will, even with fields in place. I just went chameleon and walked right in."

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39880
39889
>>39879
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39881
39884 39885 39889
>>39879
if we tie a rope around it and pull it with trump tower will it move?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39882
>>39878
>>39877
>>39875
We could also just get on its surface, undo the dimension lock, and then slip in before it teleports. Or teleport with it
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39883
39889
>>39879
"hey thez. do you know how to get inside tower?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39884
39886
>>39881
>>39878
Actually I still want to shoot at it with cannons. 12 cannons firing every minute for two hours.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39885
>>39881
It'd be a pain to tie around.
Use sovereign duct tape to attach the cables.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39886
39887 39888 39889 39890
>>39884
Do we have any adamantine?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39887
>>39886
no i dont think we do.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39888
>>39886
Probably some
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39889
39891 39893
>>39880
"Why don't you just ask me to try and figure out how to get in the pyramid over there? Its not like I didn't notice it when I was picking up the horn."
>>39881
e_6
>>39883
Thez is in the port, helping clean up the mess that she still blames herself for.
>>39886
How much are you talking?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39890
>>39886
Adamantine was explicitly stated as being among the metals in the treasury

>>39879
To Darkie
"Second question for you. If any particular spot on the tower were shot at with cannon balls and trebuchets enough times - and I mean literal hundreds of shots over hours - would it eventually break?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39891
39895
>>39889
"That's pretty much my question"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39893
39895
>>39889
i walk over and inquire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39894
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39895
39896 39897
>>39891
"I'll see what I can come up with. As far as cannons, you might want to ask the midgit, he's the resident expert on this place."
>>39892
>expensive fuggin' cannonballs
Not enough for more than a few shots.
>>39893
"No... sorry."
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39896
39899
>>39895
"me help you clean up."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39897
39899
>>39895
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39898
39901
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39899
39900 39903
>>39897
"I mean the little shit with a penchant for setting things on fire."
>>39896
"... thanks. There's two things I need your help with actually."
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39900
39904
>>39899
"what they are?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39901
39914
>>39898
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
5pjEW
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No.39903
39905 39908 39911
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>>39899
"Thank you"

Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back

>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39904
39906
>>39900
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39905
>>39903
IKR?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39906
39910
>>39904
"me know you still blame yourself, but me don't blame you thez. you didn't know."
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39907
39910
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie

"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39908
39909 39911
>>39903
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez

Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39909
1514346473870.jpg
>>39908

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39910
39912 39915
>>39906
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39911
39913
>>39903
>>39908
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39912
39921
>>39910
"I'm... I'm sorry. I too left things and people behind"

*Attempts to hug pony*

>>39910
Good. Good. Join the light side
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39913
39917
>>39911
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39914
39916 39921
>>39901
Tracy gives up and goes back to the tower.
It's like ~3:00 AM, right?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39915
39922
>>39910
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39916
39917 39921
>>39914
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39917
39918 39919
>>39913
>'I couldn't find her...'
>>39916
There's no way it's before midnight. And hoo-mans need sleep.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39918
39920
>>39917
I'm hoping RBG was killed before sunset and the rest of this autistic mess didn't take more than six hours. But yes, he's going to sleep eventually

*starts removing heavy plate*

>>39917
>"Tracy... do you... really appreciate what did on the docks..."

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39919
39920
>>39917
>"I'm in the tower in the common area. If you care"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39920
39923
>>39918
>'I do.. although it's kind of pointless, because she's still at large..'
>>39919
>'Let's go to bed...'
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39921
39923
>>39912
Accepts hug
>light side
Its alot easier since she's not half-devil
>>39914
More like 5 I think, a few hours before dawn yet.
>>39916
Unless you mean new years, why midnight?

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39922
39924
>>39915
Her expression hardens. "Oh, I'm gonna call in a favor for this one."
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39923
>>39921
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better

>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"

>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39924
39925
>>39922
"oh? from who?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39925
39926 39927
>>39924
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39926
39928
>>39925
"you mean darkie?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39927
39928
>>39925
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task

Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39928
39929 39931
>>39926
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39929
39930
>>39928
"thez me don't want you to make deals with devils"
*sad Minoutaur face*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39930
39932 39933
>>39929
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39931
>>39928
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39932
>>39930
"okay me trust you thez"
*tightens hug*
5pjEW
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No.39933
39934 39935
[1d20+30 = 42]
>>39930
Does Felicia have any wants at the moment? Sense motive on pony
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39934
39936
>>39933
+30? Rly? Damn. That's some Jedi-level shit

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39935
39937
>>39933
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39936
>>39934
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39937
39938 39940 39942
>>39935
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39938
39939
>>39937
*cleans up and piles bodies*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39939
39941 39943
>>39938
"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."