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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

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Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40605
40607 40608
Muh lunch scene!
*fishes skull-plates out of armor*
*throws them in the entertron*
*treats fire-giants to lunch*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40606
>>40603
"Holy shit yes"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40607
40609
>>40605
"tracy can come too we eat lunch there."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40608
40612
>>40605
Fire giants wouldn't fit. Also they are dicks. Or those ones were
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40609
40610 40611
>>40607
"What about my buns?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40610
>>40609
"they good but thezs food better."
*smug minotuar face*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40611
>>40609
"I'm not in grade school anymore. I never eat any meat unless I know what it is first"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40612
40613 40614
>>40608
They're not that much bigger than Infernius, and she's just treating them to lunch.
*hands-out meat buns*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40613
40615
>>40612
When we fought them, they were actual giants though
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40614
40615
>>40612
can i tame one?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40615
40616
>>40613
Eh.
*hands out free meals*
>>40614
I thought they'd just leave after they ate.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40616
40617
>>40615
*eats*
"tracy these good, what kind of meat is in it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40617
40618
>>40616
"Assorted local game."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40618
40619
>>40617
"like deer and rabbit?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40619
40623
>>40618
"Yeah, like that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40620
40621
Felicia's body still exists
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40621
40622
>>40620
What of it?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40622
40624
>>40621
Missed opportunity
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40623
40625 40626
>>40619
"tracy me hear red wine help with baby development when drank in small doses."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40624
40627
>>40622
this could have made it into buns.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40625
40626 40629
>>40623
"I don't believe that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40626
0215a51b6b1f7d66dc4a2932a25e4b0d.jpeg.png
>>40623
*glares*

>>40625
"THANK YOU!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40627
40628 40835
>>40624
kek
Darkie was sure to get her horn.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40628
40630 40631
>>40627
How the fuck do we fight lichs and an army of undead, and the result is that an NPC character who didn't participate in combat gets a free unicorn horn?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40629
40633 40634
>>40625
"well me not gonna make you do it but you can come along. me and trump going to the wicket."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40630
>>40628
this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40631
40633 40634
>>40628
Nobody else took it.
He's a shrewd thief: he saw the opportunity.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40632
40637 40835
>>40590
I want a silver dragon who takes the form of a cute grey earth pony of a character class we don't have
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40633
>>40631
Actually, he learned about the unicorn body from my character, and asked him where the body was located.

>>40629
*goes with Infernius*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40634
40635 40636
>>40631
>>40629
"oh and bring buns."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40635
40637
>>40634
"Don't mention those please..."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40636
40637
>>40634
"You can take this batch with you. There's plenty more in the freezer anyway."

I g2g
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40637
40638
>>40632
we dont have a barbarian
>>40635
"they good."
>>40636
"thank you."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40638
40639
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>>40637
I don't want a barbarian. I want something civilized. But you can take a cohort the same way I can
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40639
40640
>>40638
sorcerer then?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40640
40641 40642
>>40639
Sorcerer makes the most sense, because Silvers have insanely high mental scores that would absolutely help a sorcerer, more so than any other class. My character also lacks offensive spell casting ability. Most of all, I could use a sorcerer pony to help make potions and scrolls, and then sell them.

I kind of want a business partner. Like she's being introduced to the wonderful world of capitalism, and learning how to acquire wealth and power and status that way
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40641
40646
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>>40640
>I kind of want a business partner
i know the feel.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40642
40643
>>40640
"trump me forgive you."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40643
40644
>>40642
*tries not to cry*
*cries*

"I never wanted to hurt you"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40644
40646
>>40643
*puts hand on shoulder*
"it okay friend."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40645
40647
*fries more buns*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40646
40648 40649
>>40644
*Is still sad, but is recovering*

"You and Thez are doing very well"

>>40641
I also kind of want some one to share superfluous equipment with
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40647
40648
>>40645
"I'm guessing you cleared out all of the wildlife in Trollestia's forest?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40648
40651
>>40646
>superfluous equipment
Just leave it on the pile for potential new players.
>>40647
Is he still in the tower?
"Not really. I gave up after I realized she wasn't going to show.."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40649
40650 40651
>>40646
"yea we doing good, we even picked out name for baby."me am a bit worried about mixing races though me hope baby is fine."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40650
40655
>>40649
>name
"This early? What'd you decide on?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40651
40652 40655
>>40648
"Then where did you get the meat?"

>Potential new players
That's kind of what I'm doing with a cohort

>>40649
"D'aww, that's sweet! What will you name her?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40652
40653
>>40651
"Hunting."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40653
40654
>>40652
"uh huh. Where?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40654
40656
>>40653
"The woods, mostly.
Whatever I don't eat, I grind-up and leave in the freezer."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40655
40656 40657 40835
>>40650
>>40651
"Adeline Adolfa Preston"
i think thats the first name.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40656
40659
>>40654
"And you're not lying to me?"

>>40655
"D'aww. That's cute. Why did you pick that name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40657
40658 40660
>>40655
"What if it's a boy?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40658
40661
>>40657
"Pfft! And I bet you think ours might be a girl"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40659
40662
>>40656
"thez liked first name, me say okay but her middle name be Adolfa."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40660
>>40657
"me love him just the same."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40661
40662
>>40658
"How can you tell?"
**pats abdomen*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40662
40663 40665 40835
>>40661
"How could it be otherwise?"

>>40659
"She won't be taking the name of the house of Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40663
40664
>>40662
"What if we had a filly? You wouldn't be disappointed, would you?"
*brushes up against leg*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40664
40668
>>40663
"I don't... think so"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40665
40666
>>40662
"me guess not. thez didnt say anything about that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40666
40667 40668
>>40665
"Preston is a beautiful maiden name for her"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40667
40669
>>40666
"thank you. hey trump is trumpaladin your name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40668
40669
implying you wouldn't.png
>>40664
"You know, I'd be happy to give you another foal, Flashy. Just promise me you'll love all of our children the same."
>>40666
Satan confirms
5pjEW
?
No.40669
40670 40671
>>40667
"It's what I go by here. Or what everyone calls me here."

>>40668
"I will... but in return, will you promise not to get in the way of my purpose? What I am here for"
\r
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40670
40672
>>40669
"trump noy your real name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40671
40672 40673 40676
stretching.png
>>40669
>What I am here for
"...1488?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40672
40674 40675
>>40670
"No, Trump is the name of my model and hero. He who I strive to be like"

>>40671
"I am not a Nazi. No, I am here to be a soldier. Law Enforcement. A defender. A Patriot"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40673
40676
>>40671
"no that my reason."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40674
40676
>>40672
"... but... You are here to 14, right?"
*stretches provocatively*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40675
40676
>>40672
"what nazi?"
>>40672
"then what is name?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40676
40677
>>40671
>>40673
"I'm just fine to help secure a future for white children though. I don't see why that is controversial. I just don't hate Jews, Mexicans, or Blacks"

>>40674
"Sure, I guess"

>>40675
"My name is Brad. Brad Sentry. Tracy calls me by a nickname I gained in high school"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40677
40678
>>40676
"me sorry for being rude and not asking earlier. me thought trumpalidin was name."
> I just don't hate Jews
"y-you like jews?"
5pjEW
?
No.40678
40679 40680 40682 40835
>>40677
"And for three months I thought there was no "n" in your name. It's okay, call me Trumpaladin. I don't like me very much anyways"

"Eh, why not?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40679
40681
>>40678
>I don't like me very much anyways
"... I like you.."
*humps leg*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40680
>>40678
*no 'n'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40681
>>40679
*pets pony*
"would you ever lie to me?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40682
40683
>>40678
"brad me like you my friend."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40683
40684 40685 40688
>>40682
"Aww!"

*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40684
40685 40686 40687
>>40683
*hugs*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40685
>>40683
>>40684
*hugs*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40686
>>40684
*adds pony*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40687
40690
>>40684
"But Tracy, will you promise not to get in the way of my purpose?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40688
40689
>>40683
"hey brad can me ask about life before you come here?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40689
40694
>>40688
"What do you want to know?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40690
40691
>>40687
"Sure, Flashy.."
*resumes humping leg*
"So long as you'll be ready to settle down once I'm ready to givebirth to our foal."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40691
>>40690
"I would. I will. I just need to be sure I can trust you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40692
40693 40694
Gosh I'm sick...
I'm going to bed. Might get up again later if I feel better.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40693
>>40692
Get better
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40694
40695
>>40689
"where did you live?"
>>40692
have a good rest.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40695
40696
>>40694
"I lived in the great and noble United States, in many places, mostly across the old south. I spent much of my life trying to hold the line on the Texas border"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40696
40697
>>40695
"united states?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40697
40698
>>40696
"Difficult to describe. Imagine freedom and opportunity, in their noblest forms as ideas, and an entire country built around that"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40698
40699
>>40697
"what is freedom?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40699
40700 40702
>>40698
"Well that's something of a philosophical question, now isn't it. That's okay, I may as well put my philosophical studies to use.

Freedom, in it's basest, simplest form, is the lack of inhibition. That is, that no one is preventing you from doing that which you want to do. But any animal in the forest enjoys that sort of freedom, yet no person of worth would chose to live like an animal. No, we did better than that. We created a freedom fit for Man. The freedom to become the best person you can possibly be. The freedom to put your talents to use, the freedom to create, and the freedom to enjoy the fruits of your own work. The freedom to build prosperity for yourself and your family. The Hope that you may leave for your children a better life than was left for you. The hope that you too, though perhaps starting as a poor, underclass immigrant in new land, may one day become a legend"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40700
40701
>>40699
Why'd you want to be a Lawful Paladin instead of a Paladin of Freedom?

*goes back to bed*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40701
40705
>>40700
Well, for starters, I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I started, and i think Paladin was just suggested to me so I went with it. But I like the lawful alignment, and while I'm peeved at times by how weak the Paladin class feels compared to some other classes, I am not sure I regret playing one
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40702
40703
>>40699
"hmm that sound nice but can jews take office?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40703
40704
>>40702
"Anyone can take office who meets the requirements, is voted in under the relevant procedures, and takes the oath. Tests of religion are prohibited"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40704
40706
>>40703
"ha you think "jew" is just a religion? i bet you think they arent all evil either. then this freedom is highly corruptible."