Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>39937
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
>>39937
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
>>39942
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
>>39944
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
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>>39952
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
>>39953
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
>>39954
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
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>>39975
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
~ 50 posts till gets
>>39979
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
>>39981
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
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Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
>>39990
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
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>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
a soyboy spartan.
>>39994
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
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>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
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>>40002
I know that
I know that
>>40005
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40014
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
>>40020
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
>>40021
they can sleep.
they can sleep.
>>40030
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
>>40034
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
>>40025
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
>>40041
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
>>40043
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
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