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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1132 replies and 96 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40705
40706
>>40701
*rises from the dead*

It's one of the variant Paladin's in Unearthed Arcana. They're just like regular Paladins except muh freedom.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Freedom_Class_Features
..Now that I think of it, I guess you're more of a Lawful type anyway....

*dies once more*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40706
40707 40708
>>40704
"I can't say I am an expert in Jews. As I understand it, it's several ethnic groups. Why would I think they are all evil?"

>>40705
To quote for you the final lines of America the Beautiful, "Confirm thy soul in self-control, thy liberty in law"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40707
40708 40710
>>40706
Yeah, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm...
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40708
40709 40710
>>40707
take some Tylenol.
>>40706
"are you being serous? they have caused every war in war in Equestrian history. and since me dont have any books about america i can only assume its the same with your dimension. and that your history is being manipulated by a few jews in high places in your government."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40709
>>40708
"and it has been that way for centuries."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40710
40711
>>40707
>>40707
*Pets Tracy's faggot*

I'm immune to disease, so I can't really say I understand your situation...

>>40708
"Do you even have Ashkenazim in Equestria?

I can tell you that the people who fucked us over, mostly, were the white male Christians we trusted - we chose - to protect us. Their insistence they were good Christian did not help us when they flooded the country with poor immigrants"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40711
40712
>>40710
"yes the (((griffions))) are from the area you speak of." Reeeeeeeeeee mien fuhrer was christian."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40712
40713
>>40711
"Griffons, you say? Well, we may sooner or later want to look for some in the mountains. I found another mountain range north of here while hunting with Tracy a few days ago. I've been meaning to go Dragon hunting anyways.

Did thy Fuhrer let ten million Mexicans just walk over?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40713
40714 40715
>>40712
"no he didnt. he got rid of they invaders for his neighbors."

"Me love monster hunting, me used to do it all the time when me was in the mountains were me went after me was banished."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40714
40715
bearhunting.jpg
>>40713
".. I like hunting.."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40715
40717 40727
>>40714
"Do you now?"

>>40713
"Well, then I guess he was a better leader than so many of ours.

I haven't really gone monster hunting much at all, but I haven't killed a dragon yet"

*does a sequence like William Shattner yelling "KHAN!!!" in Wrath of Khan, except he yells "KIYNEN!!!"*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40717
40718
>>40715
"I do..
.. meat bun?"
*hold out lunch cooked with love*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40718
40719
>>40717
*takes meat bun from pony*

*looks at pony*

"Can I trust you?"
GWAzm
?
No.40719
40720 40722
[1d20+15 = 20]
>>40718
>seductive tone
"Of course you can, ~Flashy"
Sleight Of Hand to remove his pants while he's distracted eating.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40720
>>40719
It's actually supposed to be +17, but I fucked up.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40721
40723 40724
Torc's door bursts out with a explosion. Out walks a singed wizard.
"Hey eejits, the fuck are you guys doing?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40722
>>40719
Reeeeeeee!

*Looks at her in a way that shows his suspicion of her*

*Full of apprehension, he takes a bite*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40723
40725
>>40721
*Stands up with no pants on*
*pulls sword, since weapons belt is on but pants are not*

"Who the hell just burst in!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40724
40725
>>40721
"Meat bun?"
*offers sizzling hot meat bun*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40725
40728 40729
>>40723
"You know, your imidation doesn't really work without your pants."
>>40724
"Thx frend"
>takes bite
"Thats good, what is it?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40727
40728
>>40715
"yes but he fell under the weight of (((communist jews))) and (((capitalist jews))) working together, do you know what the (((griffons))) did to the pony and Minotaur women in Germaneigh?""

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40728
40730 40731 40734
>>40725
Assumes Combat stance

"Nigger, I ain't here to merely intimidate"

Looks down, to see that he is not wearing pants

>>40727
"Uh... what did they do?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40729
40734
>>40725
"Local game."

Reeeeeeeeeeee! You told him.
GWAzm
?
No.40730
40733
sounds.jpg
[1d20 = 18]
>>40728
>Combat stance
Oh no you don't. She's got you flat-footed and (partly) unarmored.

~Sneak Attack!
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40731
40732 40734 40735
1416653__safe_starlight glimmer_4chan_angry_crying_meme_op is mad_solo_tfw_wojak.jpeg
>>40728
"well all of the men died holding off (((them))), so the woman were brutally raped and when the reds drank to much and couldn't get it up they raped them with bottles."

the sad part is this actually happend look up the rape of Berlin
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40732
>>40731
Fucking history man...
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40733
40737
>>40730
>>40730
I'm confused by this post

"Gah!"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40734
40736 40739
>>40729
"You need to cook more often"
>>40728
"Yeah, sorry but it ain't working"
>>40731
Torc walks over and conforts Infernius
Hiatory sucks sometimes
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40735
40737 40739
>>40731
"You mean... Like the bolsheviks did?

Excuse me I think I'm being attacked right now"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40736
40746
>>40734
"Why are you always such a dick to me?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40737
40738 40739
>>40733
>>40735
S U C C
U
C
C
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40738
40740
>>40737
I'm imagining him being knocked over and falling to the floor
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40739
40745 40746
>>40735
>>40737
"oh um excuse me"
>>40734
"torc brad seems to be getting the suck should we move to a different room?"
GWAzm
?
No.40740
40741 40742
[1d20 = 3]
>>40738
Good idea.
*Assumes hybrid shape*
Bull Rush
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40741
40743
>>40740
>bounce off
Oh well..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40742
40744
>>40740
did you take that Tylenol faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40743
40747
>>40741
*reverts to pony form*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40744
40750
>>40742
Don't have any.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40745
40755
>>40739
While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself

"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40746
>>40736
"Hey you're the one parading your underware"
>>40739
"Good idea"
Torc runs
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40747
40748
>>40743
You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?

*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40748
40749
>>40747
She only bounced off of the bull rush to push the chair over.
*gets into chair and grapples*
5pjEW
?
No.40749
40751 40754 40755
[1d20 = 10]
>>40748
Counter grapple
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40750
>>40744
go get some queer.
GWAzm
?
No.40751
40753 40754
[1d20 = 15]
>>40749

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40752
40758 40761
B-b-but.. it's ~cold outside!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40753
40756
>>40751
Um... +5 strength modifier and higher base attack
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40754
40757
>>40749
>>40751
*Tries to set pony on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40755
40759
>>40745
>>40749
"uh we can start it again later if you are busy."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40756
>>40753
Grapples are just strength checks.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40757
40759
>>40754
*bounces on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40758
40761
>>40752
you are need to kill that virus/ bacterial infection m9.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40759
40760 40762
>>40755
*still fighting Tracy*

"No, it's fine. Tell me more about the Jews, Germaneight, And thy fuhrer

>>40757
Trumpaladin makes sure he is sitting in a chair with his lack of pants hidden by table and pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40760
40761
>>40759
*kisses*
>'Shhhh now.. Let the dumb Bull tell his story, while I relieve some of that stress that's been bugging you lately...'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40761
40764
>>40752
This

>>40758
I don't think tracy's faggot is as much of a bitch as you make him out to be

>>40760
>"uh.. okay..."

>>40758
*moves pony mouth away for long enough to talk*

"No no, tell us about the jews"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40762
40763 40766
>>40759
"uh okay did a boat called the Titanic exist in your world?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40763
40765
>>40762
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40764
40768
>>40761
*bounces rhythmically*
>'I love you so ~much, Flashy.'
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40765
40768
>>40763
"does the phrase "federal reserve" mean anything to you?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40766
40767 40769
>>40762
"Yeah, what do icebergs have to do with it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40767
40771
>>40766
>Ice(((berg)))
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40768
40772 40778
>>40764
*humps back a little, but not a lot because Infernius is in front of him and he doesn't want to be rude*

>"I guess I love you too"

>>40765
"But of course. It's the central bank. It controls the money supply"

>40767
Kek
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40769
40770 40771 40835
>>40766
"there was no iceberg, the way the boat snapped sujests missiles."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40770
>>40769
"Ice is softer than steel anyways"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40771
40835
>>40767
Tep kek
>>40769
Plz tell me people dn't actually believe the titanic was an inside job
Lag is killing me, so I'm just gonna lurk
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40772
40773
>>40768
*bouncing intensifies*
>'I know I love you more than anything, ~Flashy..!
>'You even made me a mommy: the only thing I ever wanted.. None could ever explain how much I love you..'
>'I I can feel our love growing inside me every day. Growing bigger, stronger, hotter.. I can feel it right now.. Can you feel it Flashy?'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40773
40774
>>40772
>"Against my stomach, yes, just a little. He's got a long ways to go though in his development"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40774
40775
>>40773
*locks jaws once more*
>'It makes me so, so, so happy..!'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40775
40776
>>40774
>"Okay... so you're cuddly, I'll give you that"
*Kisses back and humps back*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40776
40777
>>40775
*humps in tandem*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40777
40780
>>40776
>>40776
>"Do you worry about me?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40778
40779
>>40768
"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40779
40781 40784
>>40778
*pulls pony away for long enough to respond*

"I don't recall it being owned by a family"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40780
40782 40783
>>40777
>'Whenever we're apart. I love you so much..!'
*bounces happily*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40781
40782 40783
>>40779
[desperate pony noises]
*hugs tightly*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40782
>>40780
>"I guess I love you too"

>>40781
*hugs pony*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40783
40786
>>40781
>>40780
>"Is there something bothering you, little pony?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40784
40785
>>40779
"it is privately owned the government keeps its money there."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40785
40787
>>40784
"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40786
40788
>>40783
>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'
*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'
*Grinds at breakneck speed*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40787
40788
>>40785
"and who is the head of that bank?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40788
40789
>>40786
>"Please don't drive me off little pony... Hold on just a moment"
*hugging pony*
>Cums inside pony

>>40787
"I'm not sure... Actually"

is coming inside pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40789
40790
>>40788
*Shudders*
>'~Yeeeeeesssssss..! Just like that.. good boy.. let it all out..'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40790
40793 40798
>>40789
*humps more*
Lets out more into pony
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40791
40792 40794 40796
talmud.png
"they all "happen" to be jewish."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40792
>>40791
"and this is what they think about you and me."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40793
40796
>>40790
*Pat's back*
>'Good boy...'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40794
40795
>>40791
Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40795
>>40794
thats where their superiority complex comes from.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40796
40799
>>40791
"Damn.... Uh... Is that an issue for society?"

>>40793
Kek
*is a good boy*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40798
40800
>>40790
*Receives greatfully*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40799
40800
holohoax.png
holohoax2.png
>>40796
"now you are getting it. read this."
*hands pages*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40800
40801 40804
>>40797
>>40797
>>40798
*ruffles pony fur*

>>40799
"Takes it and tries to read"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40801
40802
>>40800
"~Hmmmmph..!"
[Happy pony noises]
*Licks affectionately*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40802
40803
>>40801
"You won't drive me off though, will you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40803
40805
>>40802
"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*

Faggot goes to bed.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40804
40805
>>40800
"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40805
40806
>>40803
"Don't get in your own way, little pony"
*Pets sleeping pony*

>>40804
"They killed Rockwell? I must say I know almost nothing about him"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40806
40807
>>40805
"they made it look like one of the members he kicked out for (((degeneracy))) did it."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40807
40808
>>40806
"He was murdered? What did he teach?"