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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23958
23960
>>23957
Shift into warpony.
Stare at Daddybird.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23959
23960
>>23955
"me find a tribe of savages me gonna take prisioner."
fVJvo
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No.23960
23961 23963
[1d20 = 10]
>>23959
He blinks a couple times. "Knock yourself out," he says dropping his goggles back over his eyes, picking up his latest piece, glowing red hot from one of the smaller forges. Oh, by the way there's a giant bird cooking in the uber-sized forge. "Nah, I don't know of any cages, and certainly not enough to cage a whole tribe. There is the quarantine area though," he says after a moments thought.
>>23958
The Roc is diving toward your position with a "SCREEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23961
23962 23964
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>>23960
Don't flinch.
Resume smoke and flame.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23962
23964
>>23961
Also, for the heck of it, practice blinking with etherealness.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23963
23964
>>23960
can you make knockout darts?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23964
23966 23967 23968
... and missed Tracy with a fly-by attack. It concludes its action moving out of range.
>>23961
Tracy resumes filling the place with smoke. The Roc resumes a holding pattern.
>>23962
No blinking. It takes a standard action to go ethereal or come back.
>>23963
"Hmmmm. Well, whether they're knockout darts or not depends on the poison not the design, but I don't think I've ever tried to make darts before. Let me think about it."
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23965
23969
>>23955
"Judging by the fact that you did not know what I was talking about immediately, I'll take that as a good sign. You recall that Equestrian Unicorn I showed up with here yesterday. Slovenia, 'bout 4 feet tall, white, and ran right past you. She said something to me this morning about making mill workers work for her, and to me it was a giant red flag, though I could not tell if she meant to say that she was going to charm the male mill worker with sex appeal, or if she meant she would do something coercive. I want to know if she's done... well, anything to make your mill workers do work outside of a wage based I-pay-you-money-to-do-this contractual nature. That's all"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23966
23967 23969
>>23964
How long can Tracy stay like that before she can't go ethereal or produce smoke, and she's fatigued and can only move at half speed?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23967
23969
>>23964
Heat eggs diligently for a few minutes, then stop again.
Stare down bird once more, not having moved a muscle.
>>23966
The change is psychosomatic: she's in Mother Goose mode atm.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23968
23971 23977
>>23964
"thanks lennos."
*ill go back to the orc village on utachit*

Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23969
23970 23973
>>23965
"Extra work? Sex appeal? Alright, she's pretty hot I'll admit it, but other than being a little bit of a cunt about production, nah. If my guys slack of, she lets 'em have it, but here glowing-horn shit is really useful to have around."
>>23967
That boy needs therapy.
Seriously, I get where her head's at.
>>23966
Probably at the end of this 'ethereal' casting, which she's about 1/4 of the way into
As Tracy checks on the eggs, the Roc starts flipping out and flying all over the place.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23970
23971
>>23969
Withgold flame until she gets a response from Daddybird.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23971
23974
>>23968
>Uatchit
Finally! Xp
>>23970
Daddy-bird is not paying attention, its flying around chaotically, flipping this way and that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23972
"SCREEEEE" can be heard, less loud than the Roc, but still clear and detectable.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23973
23975
>>23969
>That boy needs therapy. Seriously, I get where her head's at.
I want to know what this means
WAOpk
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No.23974
23975 23976
[2d20 = 20]
>>23971
Resume heater mode.
Spot plus Listen checks (both +5) as she angles her neck and ears towards the sound
What made the noise?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23975
>>23973
Sorry, it was a song-meme reference. "Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy"
>>23974
Its coming from the Roc, but its NOT coming from the Roc. "SCREEEEEEEE" THAT was from the Roc,...
"SCREEEEE" That was the other thing.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23976
23978
>>23974
You're too far away to get a good look, but there is something gray and reddish on the back of the Roc.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23977
23983
>>23968
WHat's your method of approach?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23978
23981
>>23976
I think I know exactly what that is...
[smoking intensifies]
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23981
23986
>>23978
You probably do. Thez disengages from the rock with a crescent-flip, landing some distance away on the air. "SCREEEEEE" she,... screeches.
The bird looks at her, the air around her boiling over with unholy aura, and then at Tracy's position, but doesn't advance on either.
fVJvo
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No.23982
[1d20 = 3]
The rock lifts up, and uses the slight elevation increase to begin a dive at Thez.
/GO+C
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No.23983
23987
[1d20 = 13]
>>23977
i get over directly over the tree then i go straight down. unless i see the roc.
fVJvo
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No.23984
[1d20 = 11]
Thez doesn't even dodge
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23985
23986
And punches the Roc square in the nosebeak, stunning it, which it begins to fall as a result of. "I fuggin' warned him,...."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23986
23989
>>23981
*nurses eggs pretending not to stare too much*
>>23985
... Is.. is he okay..?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23987
23988
>>23983
You see it, but its far enough away that it wouldn't register as immediate, and it just started falling.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23988
23990
>>23987
ok i continue with my plan.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23989
23993
>>23986
"He'll be fine, I hit him non-lethal. I didn't realize the bird I dropped earlier was mated. I guess I should have asked. It wasn't until I was already on his back that I remembered I can talk with any living creature (its a monk thing). So I apologized for having dropped his girl, told him he was better off leaving to try and live a new life, but that if he kept on he might not fly away from it," she says, a little sad.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23990
23991
>>23988
You see scrawny orcs with crude bows all around the perimeter of the platforms, attached to harnesses. The door has a beam sealing it off, and they're clearly listening and waiting for a sound or a clue from underneath.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23991
23994
>>23990
so are there various platforms through out the tree? oe is there just one?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23992
The Roc starts flapping again, and flies off to the south, vanishing along the horizon.
"OH FUG, the bird!" Thez <whoofs> away.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23993
23996 23998
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>>23989
Tracy gives a somewhat quizzical look, her plot still nestled upon the eggs causing her to look like a large blue hen, her front hooves crossed on her lap as steam rises all around her.
"... So.. what about their foals..?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23994
23997
>>23991
There's a netowrk of platforms, connecting several trees to the central one. Platforms are at different elevations, and the tree branches are bundled together at points, giving crude rain protection. Its hella shabby, but they can clearly survive in it. No walls to speak of though
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23996
24001
>>23993
What indeed?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23997
24003
>>23994
are there buildings?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23998
24003 24005
>>23993
We can make omelettes
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23999
24002
No
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.24000
24002
No
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24001
24007
>>23996
*averts gaze*
"... I.. I can't just leave them here.. they'll freeze to death like this.."

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24002
Z7HeRxU.png
>>24000
>>23999
>yfw
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24003
24004 24006 24037
>>23997
Nope, just open-air platformed sections. Crude decorations (they're Orcs, and SJWs at that) are at various spots and areas, some shoddy paint and such. Its an eyesore.
>>23998
Try it, I dare you.
/GO+C
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No.24004
24012
[1d20 = 7]
>>24003
can i see the chief?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24005
>>23998
If Tracy's faggot wanted to do that, he would've done it already.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.24006
24008
>>24003
What the actual fuck are we or Tracy going to do with Roc eggs? Seriously
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24007
24010
>>24001
Thez <whoofs> back to Tracy, her hair a bit singed.
"Saved it! So anyway, I was gonna say I made food. Were you coming back to the tower any time soon?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24008
24009
>>24006
Sit on them.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.24009
24011
>>24008
On top of a mountain for months until they hatch into chicks that are hostile and will also die on their own? What the fuck is the end game?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24010
24012
>>24007
"... I... *looks down past her lap at her dangling hooves* .. I hadn't planned on it.."