This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.
Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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>>24419*shut up before i take your tounge."
thez help me get him to the containment center.
>>24421"Not the containment center for THIS one, he'll just escape. We need to take him to the tower. He won't go willingly either, we'll need Uatchit."
"Oh, you're no fun." comes a squeaky voice from the bald guy.
Can I invent duct-tape if I level-up crafting? I want duct-tape...
>>24424You'll have to deduce how to craft duct-tape from available materials.
>>24425Hmmm.. I'll figure something out..
>>24420"Uh... Sure, I'll go with you"
He says that as if he thinks he's taking a real risk, like he isn't sure he won't be ambushed
>>24425GM, how much information can be communicated through empathic link? Like can "distress, get help" be communicated?
>>24427"Th-the eggs are pretty well heated for now.. Want to go for a trot in the canyon down north?"
>>24430"Alright, I'll walk with you"
>>24428Infernius and Thez both hold the ball of rope with a dark-elf (but apparently a bald middle-eastern man) in hand, departing to the tower. They arrive.
"We need a secure place to keep him.
>>24429All of the above. Nothing specific, like no directions, but all of the natural emotions (panic, calm, excitement, dismay, etc.)
>>24430>eggs has sunny-buttThey're fine, yes
>>24432"how about the vault theres enough space in there.(glares at Drow)"
Holy shit, I'm at a bar with a friend who is a bit drunk, and he is absolutely insistent on going to some strip club, and I really don't want to go
>>24431>with you*stares for a long time*
You notice that see seems to be slightly taller.
>>24433"Yes, the vault should be fine.
Since he's already familiar with it anyway,...."
>>24434I have no words. If you want to meat-space, thats fine
Not that I'm in a place to grant or restrict meat-space permissions or w/e, I just mean that the Game will (mostly Xp) wait if Trump (or anyone) is pressed or in a circumstance that begs response.
>>24435"We're you wanting to go for a walk?"
>>24436Hell no I don't want to go
>>24438"I thought maybe on the trail through the forest or the mountains.. someplace quiet, you know.."
*kicks the ground and blushes*
>>24437I base Trumpaladin's responses and actions on my current mood. If I seem annoyed, that is why
*is polishing golden saddle*
>>24442Nice pali
https://youtu.be/Y6MEIfmeHsE (ignore the vid, its 4 the music)
Don't forget, you're here forever.
"Alright... Tracy Cage... I know you have been jealous of Fae and have wanted me to ride you for a very long time so..."
He takes a leap
"Can you be my Paladin's mount?"
Fae is not released from service
>>24446That was supposed to be quads...
Maybe I should delete and try again next quads
>>24449what are you talking about? i dont see anything.
>>24446"I've been waiting for so long to hear that.."
>has grown to the size of a heavy warhorse*puts head to chest*
"..Yes!"
Oh just tell 'em you're tending to your final Fantasy Football!
Other things aside, Infernius (overwhelmingly) and Thez succeeded in capturing a dark elf, who has been presenting himself as the proprietor of the Bazaar this whole time. He sits in a bundle (a large bundle) of ropes and straps, which have him securely mounted to a chair in the vault.
>>24446we're gonna pretend that was quads. Objections? ITS QUAD 4's XpI spent the last hour and a half being badgered, but my meatspace problems are over, and I have time for this
I'm still upset I didn't get quads with it, but the post was only shadow deleted, so I restored it
>>24446Dawwwwww thats sweet im happy now.
>>24460What are you talking about, by my perception and will, I see quads.
"No offense I'nis, but let 'em have it"
>Is glad didn't go to bed
..So..?
GM is gonna need some serious anti-reddit Bronco-pasta BTW, if anyone is game
>>24464Trumpaladin still thinks he probably fucked up, but he mounts Tracy, and in that non-sexual way you mount a giant warhorse.
"Alright... Lead the way"
>>24464>>24466Feel free to do pretty much anything in that form actually, except commit evil acts
>>24466And with this, with Tracy's acceptance and permission, and with Trump's grandiose-ness, Tracy can be seen to gain in size. It is as though the magnificent energy of Trump Good mingles with the extreme EDGE of Tracy Cage. There are alot of explanations, but with trump astride Tracy, she gains the height and full-flowing (but non-damaging) fire and size of a legendary Cauchemar. Her appearance is wicked and sharp, seeming capable of rending asunder the most foolish of adversaries, while Trump regally embodies the soft-hard hand of temperance mixed with assertiveness. Truly, they depict an icon of compromise and diverse intentions, working together as one.
>>24466>non-sexual>Implying*shudders*
[sublime hoers noises]
"I promise, you'll have f-fun tonight.."
*trots off down the path, *
Do I need to build the scene myself? What's the most scenic location in the vicinity?
>>24469A shadow (Thez) whispers "I hear there's a secluded grove,...."