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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
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This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23600
23602
>>23598
>>23599
you guys can thank one 4cuck mod that banned me for shit posting for me being here right now. i like butterflies.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23601
23602
>>23599
>>23598
I had a friend in law school who messaged me on April 1 and said that the /pol/ and /mlp/ boards were merged...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23602
23604
>>23600
It was/will (one of my 'proxies' is gone for the next 4 days e\\_/e) be relayed and thanked. Though I am most critical of 4chan, I will never stop thanking them for the blessings that have come of 4/mlpol/ and everything thereafter.
>>23601
IKR? When I first saw it I was like "Oh hell no!",... funny ol' world 'aint it?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23603
>>23598
D'aww

Trumpaladin continues trying to impress Slovenia and also flatter her
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23604
23605 23606
>>23602
I thought it was the most wonderful idea I had ever heard of at that point. I had never even looked at a chan board before then
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23605
>>23604
really?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23606
23607
>>23604
"Yes. It was 10-thousand things, unleashed and given form. I think Mlpol.net has begun to forget, not to their detriment or laziness, but simply from familiarity. A reminder is due desu," Thez says smilingly.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23607
23608
>>23606
So, I guess Trumpaladin and Slovenia are finished eating by now. So Trumpaladin will have to get the check... Just kidding! He owns the place, he can eat for free. Or at least has an indefinite tab open

Is she too tired to go sight seeing in the town?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23608
23609 23610
>>23607
"Not at all, I haven't had the chance to explore yet, I've been too involved. Please lead the way," she replies, offering her hoof.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23609
23612
>>23608
hows that rope climbing coming along?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23610
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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23611
>>23610
You miffed that one, the Rusty Duck IS favored by the townsfolk, but is NOT favored by Thez (she still likes the Sticky Wicket) for the same reason.
No further corrections or side-notes.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23612
>>23609
Infernius ... pant pant ... is almost ... to the top ... pant
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23613
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Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.23615
23616 23617
>>23614
Kek, what?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23616
23617
>>23615
Nothing, carry on.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23617
23618
>>23613
>>23614
>>23615
>>23616
hmmph
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23618
23619
>>23617
"Psst, he's doing a better job of converting the otherwise undetermined layfolk than you. Don't take it personally."
Thez whispers from under a random branch (she has crazy shadow-hax btw).
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23619
23620
>>23618
*miontuars sighs*
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23620
23621
>>23619
>gets shadow-groped
"Everyone has their skills and weaknesses."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23621
23623
>>23620
*soothed minotuar noises*
RnPXK
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No.23622
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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23623
23624 23625
>>23621
While we're on the subject, can I get a ruling on Minotaur penis? Is it like a tentacle (re: bulls) or is it more like a cylinder (re: hoers)?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23624
23625
>>23623
Horse penis is sexier
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23625
23626
>>23623
>>23624
horse like benis, due to mutation.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23626
23627
>>23625
"Gald you said it," Thez smiles.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23627
>>23626
"glad you like it" *infernuis winks*
Trumpaladin
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6kSUe
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No.23628
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Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23629
>>23628
Trumpaladin holds the forward hooves and looks into her eyes
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23630
23631 23633
>>23628
Her eyes are alight with the ideas presented, but her brow furrows a few times.
"Wait, please, I don't understand these 'Broncos'. Who are they?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23631
23633 23634
>>23630
"They are those who love their country and their home. Who understand the true value of teamwork, of authority and tradition. To translate it into Equestrian religious terms, they are those who have mastered the understanding of Harmony, and Friendship.

They are the citizens of Port Barry who play for Port Barry, represent it, and when needed, fight it's battles. They are those members of the Church Militant nearest sainthood"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23632
>>23628
>liberal arts
degenerate.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23633
23634
>>23630
>>23631
"I think I misunderstood your question. Our Broncos are named after the True Broncos, those disciples of Elway, who played with him, were managed by him, at Mile High. They are among the greatest saints. They are Football, in a real sense. They are America"

Trumpaladin seems overcome with awe as he speaks these words
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23634
23635
>>23631
>>23633
"It sounds,... nice. I'm not sure I understand Port Barry, its lengths and breadths, nor do I conclusively understand the Broncos or the grandness of John Elway (I'm assuming that if one talks about the Broncos and Football, that John Elway would have been mentioned) but I very much agree with the tenor you have described thus far."
6kSUe
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No.23635
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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23636
23637
>>23635
"Its all so much,... let me consider, will you? In the meantime, I shall work at driving excellence from the mill?" she says, a bit starry-eyed, but maintaining a degree of dignity and poise.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23637
23638
>>23636
Laughing
"hehe, but of course! I have full faith in you. From what I've seen already today, you do indeed place full conviction into your work. You will get the job done. And you will do well here"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23638
>>23637
They proceed through the North gate and are on their way to the Tower
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23639
23640
Alright. From tonight, we can conclude that
- The orcs have been minimally/moderately observed and determined as an operative faction. They are entirely native, and,... well,... "based on sjws".
- The cannon-city is well built and well defended,... but not well-maintained, or responsibly tended to.
- Slovenia likes hard work and autism
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23640
23641
>>23639
Reee I'm not done!
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23641
23642
>>23640
I never said you were, nor was trying to overshadow or diminish, just summarizing (both for my own benefit, as well as whomever else,... remember there's an implicit audience).
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23642
23643
>>23641
Trumpaladin and Slovenia walk their way back to the tower and enter. He takes her up to the door of her room.

"It's been a wonderful night, and great getting to know you. I hope we can do this again. I won't keep you if you must go, but one last thing"

Trumpaladin, with one hand, grasps onto Slovenia's foreleg, and with another, gently caresses her muzzle. He leans in, and attempts a kiss
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23643
23644
>>23642
Being not an overly equestrian gesture (though not unheard of) she awkwardly looks about for a moment, before finally relinquishing to and abandoning herself to the kiss. And for a moment, even the thought of wood-working vanishes amidst fireworks and lights and sounds (all mental) that fire off and flare within her head. You're welcome
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.23644
23645
>>23643
thabj you
Trumpaladin increases passion to the degree she will accept, hugging and embracing the pony

Only one question, will she take him into her room for you exactly what, or does she wish him a goodnight?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23645
23646
>>23644
That depends. Is Trump intending to seduce er body or her mind? There IS a difference,.....
"Its been a lovely evening, I look forward to learning more and doing my part to, what was the phrase, "Make Port Barry Great Again?" she says with a smile.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23646
23647
>>23645
>Is Trump intending to seduce er body or her mind?
Yes

Seeming entranced by her, he responds
"I look forward to getting to know you as well. You truly are beautiful. Indeed, Make Port Barry Great Again!"

He embraces her once more, and then departs, unless she has something else to to say
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23647
23648
>>23646
If yes, then work on the mind first the body second. Thats just a suggestion tho, not a prescription.
>more to say
Perhaps, but leaving now is the best move. Always leave them in a state of uncertainty/disbelief, either literally or figuratively wanting more.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23648
23649 23658 23672
>>23647
Leaving was more or less what I had in mind. She doesn't seem like the type to screw on a first date. So long as she accepts a kiss it's good enough.

>>23569
When he is done elsewhere, Trumpaladin looks around to find Tracy. He finds her having fallen asleep in the forge. He pets her, then cradles her and carries her into his bedroom. He then strips down from his now complete full plate mail armor, magical underarmour, and everything else.

He then mounts Tracy, intensely having sex with her, probably enough to wake her into full consciousness, but she maintains at least the appearance of remaining asleep. He lies down next to her, and it occurs to him that this is the first time she's been in his room in the tower. He falls asleep with her in his arm.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23649
23650
>>23648
Okay, I need to sleep. Thanks for staying up for my autism GM
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23650
>>23649
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