This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.
Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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>>24520Okay, "asserts herself upon" then
>>24523"its cute you think thats how its going down."
*grapples and mounts*
>>24522GM watches intently
>>24524Like that wasn't what she wanted to happen to begin with,....
>>24525ive made some flowcharts.
>>24525Thez can feel a distant, but nevertheless very intense glare
>>24527From her
ahem position, Thez can almost be heard to whistle innocently. Between,... well,... 'ya know.
Also, I almost think that Tracy fell asleep, curiously poised lethally beneath Trump, Korak's blade in hand, ready to deliver a coup de grace. >>24528The dread horse having evidently fallen asleep before him, he declines movement, placing the sword aside. He does not return it to its hoister. He wonders how much of tonight - and what from tonight - he will come to regret the next day. He lays himself down, back propped against the nightmare horse, and then places Korak's sword partly underneath him, so it could not be moved without disturbing him. He takes his sheathed Vanderiem, removes him from his sheath.
He asks the Scottish sword:
"What do you think of this? Taking her as mount"
\r
>>24530"Lad, this shit is beyond me. I've a mind to get pissed after all this. A sword just gotta cut through things, I'm not one fer' knowin' how to keep things in one piece."
"Still, she be sleepin' more soundly than e'er."
>>24531Trumpaladin shrugs at this answer, figuring he could not get better tonight. I mean, he wanted Fae's, but he kind of didn't want her to see him like this. He partly re-sheathes Vanderien, leaving him able to speak, then sets Vanderiem aside, and grasps onto Korak's sword. He lies down, with his head and back clearly across Tracy, who has partly wrapped herself around him
>>24532Hoping the morning would bring clarity of thought, he stares into the distance, until he falls asleep
>>24532>>24533"Like ah couldn't talk me shit even fully sheathed,... ya'd think ye didn't have a talkin' sword for all the screen-time I be gettin'. Though there hasn't been much o' the hellions for a wee minute, so ah suppose it's fine. Oh, sorry, nevermind"
>>24535That elf will be gone by the morning
Is he going to have something to say in the morning, or can I just have her carry him back to the tower?
>>24536>>24537One of the risks of having a waifu who can teleport almost entirely at will. She's sleeping though.
Nu bread
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