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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23906
23907
>>23893
Tracy approaches the nest carefully.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23907
23908 23909 23911
>>23905
She can handle it. If you had committed to keeping it I would have had it turn into a monster on you, but disposing it will avoid that consequence.
>>23906
There are two ways to approach the nest. One is to ethereal right to it and become material again, the other is to climb up along the rock in stealth.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23908
>>23907
reeeeee
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23909
23912
>>23892
>>23907

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23911
23914 23916 23917
>>23907
Have her go Ethereal while she can. Get between the eggs and Daddybird to hide behind them.
Press ear to one of the eggs and listen.
fVJvo
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No.23912
23913 23915 23919
[1d20 = 20]
>>23909
An orc wearing a pot for a helmet is inside the trap-door with a black scarf over his face yells: "Nazi!" as he attacks with a club.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23913
>>23912
Ouch
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23914
>>23911
Let the eggs be between her and the bird*
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23915
23917
>>23912
Go to the Saw Mill specifically to speak with Adam
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23916
>>23911
Listen to both the eggs for that matter.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23917
23918 23920
>>23911
Hold on a sec. There's no "popping back in from ethereal and being auto-stealth". The position of the eggs is such quite because of the visibility factor.
>>23915
K. "Yeah?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23918
>>23917
With an intense look he asks bluntly

"What did she do?"
/GO+C
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No.23919
23926
[1d20 = 6]
>>23912
>>23912
"ow what hell?"
punch the commie out
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23920
23921
>>23917
Okay then, slowly creep over the rim of the nest in material pony form alongside the eggs, while Daddybird isn't looking (the moment he looks back at the valley), then hide behind the eggs.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23921
23922
>>23920
Rock eggs are as big as a car, right?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23922
23923 23924
>>23921
Well, maybe a smartcar.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23923
23925 23933
>>23922
And the adult ones are big enough to carry off a pony or much, much bigger. Why do you want to bring one home? You already have a Tarrasque
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23924
>>23922
Dubs
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23925
>>23923
>bring one home
I didn't say that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23926
23927
>>23919
You would, but that was a really good hit. I'm gonna say it stunned you and they force the trapdoor closed again and bolt it.
The talking is muffled, but loud and excited. You can't make out what they're saying.
/GO+C
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No.23927
23928 23929 23931
[1d20 = 6]
>>23926
bust through the floor!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23928
>>23927
>ouch
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23929
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>>23927

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23930
23931
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Would this be considered a non-lethal weapon?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23931
23932 23933 23936
>>23927
The door holds solid. Your position on the ladder doesn't allow any sufficient leverage to apply against the door.
>>23930
>barbed club
>non-lethal
So, while Tracy can go etherealness at will, that doesn't change the fact that the spell-like ability does have a limited duration. Tracy momentarily appears and either begins falling or is spotted on the ledge next to the nest.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23932
23934 23937 23939
>>23931
>limited duration
I thought it was 20 rounds?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23933
23939
>>23923
Speaking of taking home creatures to raise that you think are harmless or domestic-able, but really just destroy everything when you leave them alone...

>>23931
GM, what does Adam say when asked
"What did she do?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23934
23939
>>23932
You spent several minutes etheral waiting for the Roc to lose interest. That alone is 20, 30 or more rounds of Etheralness
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23935
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why the fuck do i Never roll over 10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23936
23939
>>23931
I stab into the floor as far as i can then i set my sword on fire.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23937
23945
>>23932
Oh, wait, the transformation, you mean.
Get on the ledge for cover, or rather, get in the nest right next to the eggs, and stare straight at the bird, because why not at this point?
I've been a massive fool tonight. Idk t this point...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23939
23940 23942 23945
>>23933
You're asking Adam?
"Yeah, it is," his body language suggests that was a dumb question and why the fuck did you come all the way here to ask me that.
>>23932
Its 20 minutes actually, but >>23934 its been a minute since she first went ethereal to escape the Roc. It can be re-engaged from wherever it is you never said she's at, but she's definitely been spotted.
>>23936
Again, same story. The ladder doesn't provide sufficient leverage to stab into the wood, and the wood appears long-stained over many years, preventing it from being casually flammable.

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23940
23941
>>23939
fuck this i go back to the tower.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23941
23943
>>23940
You arrive back at the tower, about to get the trolling of a lifetime. Thez is there, finishing up preparations on what appears to be an ebin feast. The whole mess area tables are lined with ridiculous proportions of all kinds of stuffs. Its fuckin' Thanksgiving, what do you want from me? As Infernius enters, she looks over at him and smiles. "Hey there I'nis. Have you seen Tracy?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23942
23955
>>23939
"I'll... come back later..."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23943
23944
>>23941
gm when was the last time i saw her? last night?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23944
23951
>>23943
Hmmmm, she thinks for a moment, not getting the sort of answer she'd hoped for. <whoof> she disappears.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23945
23946
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>>23937
>>23939
>disappear momentarily
>reappear on eggs
*sits on eggs with fat horsebutt*
[staring intensifies]
Beckon it to come closer.
I'm drunk as fuck, but here goes.
She does confer fire resistance like in 5e, right? Her tail won't burn the egg,
right?

Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23946
23947
>>23945
No, but that would heat them quite well now that you mention it, and more than a round in one spot gives concealment (smoke). The Roc can no longer see effectively into the nest area.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23947
23948
>>23946
Listen to eggs.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23948
23949 23951
>>23947
They're still alive. The Roc flaps around frustratedly, but even with its wing beat it can't dissipate the smoke that readily billows from Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23949
23950
>>23948
How far progressed to they feel? Are they well-developed, or freshly laid?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23950
23953
>>23949
It feels like the embryos occupy all of their eggs except the air cells.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23951
23952
>>23944
>>23948
i go to lennos.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23952
23954
>>23951
"Yep?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23953
23955
stare.jpg
>>23950
Assume Heavy Warhorse shape, after eggs are heated sufficiently.
>Smoke stops
*stares straight up at the bird, even more intensely than before*
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23954
23955
>>23952
"do we have any cages around here?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23955
23956 23959 23965
>>23942
"You do that," he replies. Please note, Adam is a sarcastic bastard, I'm not just making that up.
>>23954
He stops what he's doing. "What now?" raising his goggles. "I don't know about cages, but what do you need a cage for?"
>>23953
Didn't we just agree you'd need to be mounted to go Heavy Warhorse?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23956
23957
>>23955
>to go Heavy Warhorse
I thought that was for Cauchemar form?
Either way, do what it takes to stop the smoking.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23957
23958
>>23956
You're right. Heavy warhorse was for when she's on fire and ethereal and shit. Which she is/has-been the whole time. Going Pony is how to stop the smoke.