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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23548
23552
Spoilered

Trumpaladin
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No.23549
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Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23550
>>23546
>satisfying more primal urges
Ah Hell no. I want her primal urges to be unsatisfied by the time she leaves
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23552
>>23548
What WILL you do if I use this as OP pic?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23553
23555
>>23546
if liking well-done steaks makes me controlled op then call me dr.shekelstein.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23554
23557 23560
Can she just transform momentarily?
Does the city have any visible ways in?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23555
23558
>>23553
You do realize Thez eats raw faces right?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23556
23560
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>>23546
I eat my steaks well-done
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23557
23559
>>23554
You have six trillion rogue skills. Use those
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23558
23562
>>23555
okay? i dont mind how my waifu takes her steaks.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23559
23561
>>23557
The one that walks through walls is the simplest
>Wishes she could use her power to make items to extend her Etherealness.
I'll have to ask for help on those..
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23560
23564 23565
>>23554
Nothing readily apparent. It seems quite basic and utilitarian.
>>23556
A pity you missed trips then inb4 edit
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23561
23563
>>23559
YOU CAN CLIMB WALLS AS A ROGUE. You can pick locks! Be creative for once!

>just walk through them
Because... ugh. Now you are fatigued after doing that, which reduces speed by 50%
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23562
23567
>>23558
"Good, just testing that you weren't one of those "EVERYTHING must be well done" spergs."
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23563
>>23561
This. I know its not as easy as walking through the wall, but Tracy has more than enough skills and abilities to continue progress if you want.
"Trust me, I KNOW you wanna go the easy route," Thez whispers from a shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23564
23565 23570
>>23560
I could have her jaunt through the door, but I'm too tired to deal with that tonight...
I'll just have her turn back to the tower and take her prenatal vitamins. Then she can pour the mold for that ring before she passes out on a pile of bones.
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23565
23569 23572
>>23560
Waiting on the food to arrive, Trumpaladin smiles at Slovenia, as per usual

"Let me tell you the greatest story ever told. It's a story of trial and tribulation, of treachery and trepidation, of terror but also Triumph. It's the story of the 2016 presidential election..."

Trumpaladin tells the story as besty he can, will all essential emotions and hand gestures. I think this will take until long after the food comes in

>>23564
Husbando comes in much later to pet the poor exhausted sleeping pony
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23566
23568 23572 23573
Goodnight everybody.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23567
>>23562
im not its cool.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23568
>>23566
*pets pony... after he's back*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23569
23648
>>23565
[Happy sleeping pony noises]
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23570
23571
>>23564
A surprisingly wise and level-headed decision for Tracy. No bully, that was simpler than I expected. She's able to determine from the surroundings that while the wall around the city is well-built, the area is not particularly well-kept; someone has been neglecting their duties, and the area around the city - while serviceale - is in need of some hard labor.

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23571
>>23570
Her curiosity ends where my exhaustion begins. I gotta do a bunch of stuff tomorrow.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23572
23574
>>23565
A most epic story, and one that will live on for generations.
"Did I ever tell 'ye about the time Trump was elected president?" shall be uttered for decades to come, increasingly.
>>23566
'Night!
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23573
>>23566
thanks for leading me to the orcs,night.
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23574
23575
[1d20 = 12]
>>23572
Sense motive on Slovenia to determine how she's feeling or responding
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23575
23576
>>23574
She's fine, she's been working all day (and maybe during the night time?)
The food arrives as Trump is detailing Trump's proud stance as the Piano Guys played their rendition of Amazing Grace/Fight Song, and the overall effect it had on those who were witnessing, both live and digitally.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23576
23577
>>23575
*Ends the story gloriously*
*Offers Ketchup bottle*
"But enough about me. Anything you want to share?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23577
23578 23579
>>23576
https://youtu.be/zTzMRB9vfU0
(in case ppl missed out on it live)
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23578
23580
>>23577
Holy shit that's perfect
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23579
>>23577
absolutely beautiful no homo.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23580
23581
>>23578
Dude, seeing it live was something else
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23581
23584
>>23580
haggis intensifies.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23582
23585 23589
So yeah, Slovenia is transfixed by the story, enjoying with rapt attention the degree of magnificence which Trump describes. Then he turns his attention and questioning on Slovenia.
"Me? I'm not much to speak of really. I have always taken to the hard, dirty jobs that no one seems to want. I've made my way putting more resolve and conviction into a task than those who have done it previously, and have both succeeded and suffered for it. Not many are want to welcome a unicorn into an "Earth-pony trade" like carpentry, and I've had my share of successes and failures. I've learned that I can't rely on anyone else to put as much conviction in their work, and tend to get,... somewhat blinded when engaged in a project. Consequently I can seem curt and unemotional, but I always get the job done."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23583
23586
Fucking GET Raiders
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23584
>>23581
Don't make me blog-post
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23585
>>23582
*rises from the dead like zombie Jesus*
Muh feelz.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23586
>>23583
I was going to take it, but i made the mistake of going to bed first. By the time I remembered, it was too late...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23588
23591
>>23587
"Uhm,... I don't know if I really have any place saying it, but can't we just leave the GETs alone? I mean, I know there's trolls and groups who wanna shit in our cereal, but doesn't leaving Mlpol open as a target only increase traffic? At the least there's gonna be those who 'wanna see', and beyond that it might help the board's reputation if we were more accommodating/inviting to outsiders? Remember, Jordan Peterson talks about how being social is about both learning to play the games that others are playing, in addition to playing our/one's own game," Thez says, as though she's been thinking these things for a long time but hasn't had the opportune moment to say them without incredible same-faggotry.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23589
23592
>>23582
"That's... pretty incredible.

My grandfather was a mack truck repairman. Worked his whole life on diesel engines while also owning a tobacco farm. My father, he had real skills. He was a welder for many years, until he realized he could run the businesses better than his managers could. Even after he became a white collar business man he loved doing the hard work - going out into swampy land to put up signs, renovate a building, or install a pond. I had amazing respect for him. I don't know if I can quite say the same about myself with regards to the hard work. But if you had seen me on the line...

If you need any help with your work, please just ask"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23590
23591
Slightly emboldened (I've got Amazing grace on repeat) she continues: "So what if Spartans, or Weebs, or Trolls, or whoever comes to try and fuck up out shit. Its not like it really hurts us, if anything the ability to say "Good game" and continue on will be a greater asset to the site. I'm all for tribalism (BRONCOS 4LYFE), but,... well its not like Mlpol is going anywhere,... not like last time anyway."
Trumpaladin
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6kSUe
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No.23591
23592
>>23588
>>23590
"In my experience, open war is better than letting them just take it" Trumpaladin says, remembering deleting dozens of spam posts and banning dozens of proxies from a sperging inta spammer while on his phone in a theater in Univeral Studios Orlando over the summer, watching a movie with a friend
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23592
23594
>>23589
"I shall ask you first and foremost." She extends a hoof in a bump-esque gesture, blushing cuz its far more informal than she's done since coming "here".
>>23591
Careful, that latter post is Thez
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23593
Wait, nevermind
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23594
23595 23598
>>23592
Trumpaladin extends his hand out, matching his palm to the bottom of her hoof and then sort of grasping, but letting go if she withdraws the hoof. He smiles at her

"I'm not sure I fully explained who I am to you, who we are"

Trumpaladin tells her about the group, and most importantly, his roles in their adventures, ommitting details like the in-fighting and getting Tracy pregnant. A sort of set of war stories, kind of trying to impress her.

He starts talking about his larger plans, which leads right back into how he thinks Slovenia could help

Okay, I have to ask, what is the manner in which she eats steak?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23595
23596 23597
I'd like to share something. Its egregiously blog-posty, but it pertains to the overall/underlying scope and direction of the Game, why I'm so on about metaphysics, what we're doing in general and specific, and what I hope(know) can come of of a little bit of resolve, even if it seems absurd or whatever.
"Objections?" Thez asks, startling Infernius (who is still mid-way up the Orc's tree), as well as everyone else.
>>23594
She clasps it between hooves and rips small chunks off of it.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23596
>>23595
Um... okay....

>rips small chucks out
Now where are her manners? Kek
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23597
>>23595
go ahead.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23598
23600 23601 23603
>>23594
Sorry, that was a neglectful response. The comments about ripping were simply to do with eating meat.

Thez steps forward (in a mind-sense on this one). "GM has been flittering around the background of the digital community for years. At the same time he stumbled across a set of 3.5 D&D books, and me as a consequence, he was studying the republican primaries. At the same time, he stumbled across the original video of Amazing Grace/Fight Song (the Piano Guys). As his efforts progressed (which included the digital capacity of metaphysics, which to his knowledge an undeveloped and unexplored genre, but most effective esp wrt meme magic) he attempted to coax and inspire others in his material surroundings to participate in a collaborative effort, which no one wanted to do. Whether it was the time involved, the musical technical ability, or just the theme, participants showed interest that eventually waned. Even as Trump was elected - joy for that - there was a sadness, that people seemed unable or unwilling to excite themselves, beyond their fervor for the 'icon'.
Then the inauguration happened. When the Piano Guys first took the stage, GM was already in tears, but as the song and the procession took place, he turned into a barrel of wetworks. It was a horrible and shameful display, but he also had the last of his fucks taken away.
What he learned that day is that there are metaphysicists in the world - outside one's particular interaction - that are powerful, deliberate, and who seek maybe not the exact same thing, but an acceptable compromise. He didn't get to lead a group to sing Amazing Grace/Fight Song (he literally planned/tried to) but he did see the impossibly-yet emergent president have that same exact song played at said president's inauguration.
In a manner of speaking, Trump himself (cuz its not like Trump had no say in the music for the inauguration) said to GM that day: "Thats a good idea. Lets do it on a grander scale"


Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23599
23600 23601
"Thats what this thread is all about. Its the butterfly effect, except at the level of the butterfly."
Thez smiles