This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.
Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[2d20 = 20]
>>24061
Did you just assume its gender? Its behind you, twisting an arrow in his shoulder-blade
The two infernius is holding start kicking at him.
>>24061
Did you just assume its gender? Its behind you, twisting an arrow in his shoulder-blade
The two infernius is holding start kicking at him.
>>24057
T>"Oh, you can be assured that not only I will keep them safe." Ponimaru re-enters and begins piling hay around the eggs. He nods to Tracy in passing.
T>"Oh, you can be assured that not only I will keep them safe." Ponimaru re-enters and begins piling hay around the eggs. He nods to Tracy in passing.
>>24057
Its a gold ring with a gemstone eyeball design on it, mounted to a metal clasp for attaching to a collar. Lenos says "I kinda assumed."
Its a gold ring with a gemstone eyeball design on it, mounted to a metal clasp for attaching to a collar. Lenos says "I kinda assumed."
>>24057
>*picks up ring*
*Returns to her seat steam rising all around her like she were a simmering pot, her cheeks flushed with heat and hormones*
".. There, there.. *pats egg* safe and warm..." she coos faintly
>>24065
>before then
"Th-thanks a lot, guys.." (she meant it)
*gallops off to pick-up the ring*
>>24066
Can she have "TC" engraved onto the gold-plated side?
*whips out keen-edged knife*
I gotta sleep
>*picks up ring*
*Returns to her seat steam rising all around her like she were a simmering pot, her cheeks flushed with heat and hormones*
".. There, there.. *pats egg* safe and warm..." she coos faintly
>>24065
>before then
"Th-thanks a lot, guys.." (she meant it)
*gallops off to pick-up the ring*
>>24066
Can she have "TC" engraved onto the gold-plated side?
*whips out keen-edged knife*
I gotta sleep
[6d20 = 54]
>>24064
Miss with the gore. The orcs run up and surround Infernius grabbing at the arrows.
>>24064
Miss with the gore. The orcs run up and surround Infernius grabbing at the arrows.
One successfully grabs another of the arrows, this one in his leg.
Infernius has two kicking sjw's in either hand, two more are grabbing at arrows still embedded in his body, and he's otherwise surrounded.
Move?
Infernius has two kicking sjw's in either hand, two more are grabbing at arrows still embedded in his body, and he's otherwise surrounded.
Move?
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>>24073
That's right. How many motherfuckers do you want to beat with that motherfucker? Cuz now they're just cowering. You can use the motherfucker as a non-lethal weapon if you like, just knocking motherfuckers out.
That's right. How many motherfuckers do you want to beat with that motherfucker? Cuz now they're just cowering. You can use the motherfucker as a non-lethal weapon if you like, just knocking motherfuckers out.
>>24076
K. We'll skip to the part where they're all ko'd. With you flying along, you can carry 3 of them at a time. As you're finishing with the last living ones, Uatchit thinks
shall we bring the corpses?
K. We'll skip to the part where they're all ko'd. With you flying along, you can carry 3 of them at a time. As you're finishing with the last living ones, Uatchit thinks
shall we bring the corpses?
>>24083
"you can have as many as you want.you do good job bringing them here."
*affectionately pets fly.*
"you can have as many as you want.you do good job bringing them here."
*affectionately pets fly.*
>>24084
Infernius gets back, finishing the transfer of all the remaining sjws (there's 11) and however many corpses. Thez finally bursts from the kitchen and announces: "Food is ready! I'm gonna take some of it into town. There's a gathering at the Rusty Duck, the Whorehouse, the Police station, everyone's gathered together and we have SO much Roc, I figure the whole Port can have a mighty thanksgiving feast. I'll be back in a bit, I call one of the drumstics!" she calls, <whooof> away.
Infernius gets back, finishing the transfer of all the remaining sjws (there's 11) and however many corpses. Thez finally bursts from the kitchen and announces: "Food is ready! I'm gonna take some of it into town. There's a gathering at the Rusty Duck, the Whorehouse, the Police station, everyone's gathered together and we have SO much Roc, I figure the whole Port can have a mighty thanksgiving feast. I'll be back in a bit, I call one of the drumstics!" she calls, <whooof> away.
>>24085
i grab some haunches of turkey, and head to the police station.if i cant find thez while im getting some turkey.
i grab some haunches of turkey, and head to the police station.if i cant find thez while im getting some turkey.
>>24086
You find her inside the Police Station actually. "Hey! I was just gonna grab a plate. I'll be right back."
You find her inside the Police Station actually. "Hey! I was just gonna grab a plate. I'll be right back."
[1d20 = 14]
>>24088
Yeah. "We hear you cleaned out a (oh fug, what's the RWSS term for an sjw health risk environment? I'll look it up in a moment)!" several pats on the back and approval. Thez <whooofs> back carrying a drumstick bigger than she is. "I'nis,... can you come here for a minute?"
>>24088
Yeah. "We hear you cleaned out a (oh fug, what's the RWSS term for an sjw health risk environment? I'll look it up in a moment)!" several pats on the back and approval. Thez <whooofs> back carrying a drumstick bigger than she is. "I'nis,... can you come here for a minute?"
>>24090
"Not yet, but,... we have a problem." She bluffs, not alarming anyone.
"The treasury is empty."
"Not yet, but,... we have a problem." She bluffs, not alarming anyone.
"The treasury is empty."
>>24092
"What's the rush? Tracy is passed out, and Torcuil is in a coma. I can't detect magic for shit anymore. Can you?" nom nom drumstick.
"What's the rush? Tracy is passed out, and Torcuil is in a coma. I can't detect magic for shit anymore. Can you?" nom nom drumstick.
>>24094
"The Treasury would probably be best," she whispers. "Football!" she yells, drawing cheers from the crowd, before <whoof> she and Infernius are outside the Tower Treasury. "I poked my head in earlier cuz I saw Uatchit nomming on a corpse and I thought we could keep it in there so it doesn't stink up the place, and I found this," she opens the vault. The whole place is empty, all the stored wealth from the (((rats))), recent developmental tools/weapons, everything, is gone. "Don't tell Lenos!"
"The Treasury would probably be best," she whispers. "Football!" she yells, drawing cheers from the crowd, before <whoof> she and Infernius are outside the Tower Treasury. "I poked my head in earlier cuz I saw Uatchit nomming on a corpse and I thought we could keep it in there so it doesn't stink up the place, and I found this," she opens the vault. The whole place is empty, all the stored wealth from the (((rats))), recent developmental tools/weapons, everything, is gone. "Don't tell Lenos!"
>>24096
"Don't look at me, I'll find someone who's hiding all day long, but magical forensics are beyond me."
"Don't look at me, I'll find someone who's hiding all day long, but magical forensics are beyond me."
>>24098
There is a series of footprints, that glow under magical scrutiny. There is also a radius glow just outside the vault.
There is a series of footprints, that glow under magical scrutiny. There is also a radius glow just outside the vault.
>>24100
The footprints wander about the room, systematically approaching every area of the room, and making loops back to the radius glow.
The footprints wander about the room, systematically approaching every area of the room, and making loops back to the radius glow.
[1d20 = 5]
>>24105
is there any clear sign of how they got in? if not perception roll looking for the smallest thing out of place.
>>24105
is there any clear sign of how they got in? if not perception roll looking for the smallest thing out of place.
>>24106
The circle and the footprints are the only available evidence, and the glow from both is fading.
The circle and the footprints are the only available evidence, and the glow from both is fading.
>>24108
They don't. The circle is just outside the vault, and the footprints lead from it and back to it.
They don't. The circle is just outside the vault, and the footprints lead from it and back to it.
>>24109
i explain the situation to thez and say.
"me dont know how they do.the fucking feet prints lead no where REEEEEEEE. me head hurts from thinking to hard."
i explain the situation to thez and say.
"me dont know how they do.the fucking feet prints lead no where REEEEEEEE. me head hurts from thinking to hard."
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