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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24320
24323
>>24319
"Drow? I have heard no mention of Drow, Habibi" - True
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24321
24322
>>24308
Is Tracy's faggot in?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24322
24327
>>24321
Present
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24323
24325
>>24320
"do you know where the gold is?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24324
>>24319
The Bazaar area is still under police control, and a crowd has gathered outside of it, wondering what is going on. Thez arrives on scene, and begins talking to apparently random citizens in the surrounding crowd.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24325
24329
>>24323
"I don't understand Habibi, we have many items and wares that are gold." False - True
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24326
24327 24328
Trumpaladin looks into a mirror and says "I can do this"

Returns to the stables with a fire iron and oven mittens. He taps Tracy with the fire iron until she wakes

"Tracy? Tracy?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24327
>>24322
See >>24326
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24328
24330
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
>>24326
"Yes, Flashy?"
Did he put on the ring earlier? Or should I have her give it to him again?
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24329
24331
>>24325
"me think you know something about my missing gold is that true?"
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24330
24333
>>24328
He left it in her hoof and ran
"What are you doing?"
fVJvo
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No.24331
24336
[1d20 = 20]
>>24329
"Missing gold? You have missing gold?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24332
24336
Infernius detects that he's sweating. He definitely knows something, and his use of asking questions is a stalling technique, allowing him to avoid making false statements.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24333
24335
>>24330
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Wear the ring!
"Me? Just relaxing."
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24335
24337
>>24333
"On top of random eggs? That randomly appeared in the stables? What are you doing?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24336
24339
>>24332
>>24331
"look me see how much you sweat me know you know something, now this can go a couple ways and only a few of those result in you keeping life and buisness."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24337
24338
>>24335
"I'm sitting on them to keep them warm. Their mother isn't around, so I thought I'd take them in."
*steam rises*
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24338
24341
>>24337
"Why are you steaming?"
Clearly unsettled
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24339
24340
>>24336
The bald guy steps back, his expression slowly transitioning from shock and dismay to clever amusement. His voice and his speech shift, into something of a sly english villain. "Well, this won't do at all."
D> smokebomb, chameleon power
He throws down a smokebomb, and the immediate area is clouded.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24340
24342
>>24339
"thez!!!! i found him!!!!!!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24341
24345
>>24338
*shrugs*
"..I dunno. When I sit on these eggs I just feel.. warm.."
*steam rises off of blushing pony*
fVJvo
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No.24342
24346
>>24340
A <whoof> sound can be heard nearby. "Where! Oh gawd, what is this? I can't see a damn thing!"
fVJvo
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No.24343
[2d20 = 19]

Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24344
24346
Not good enough, the bald guy can be felt brushing past, knocking over a table and causing increased commotion in the area as bored and tired and otherwise idle vendors who are waiting to be released are upset by some asshole,...
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24345
24347
>>24341
"Stop it, it's disturbing me. You realize you are not these random eggs' mother right?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24346
24349
>>24342
"smoke bomb"
>>24344
"GEASTAPO STOP THE ARAB!!!!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24347
24352
>>24345
*steaming stops*
"... but.. their mommy isn't around.. Who's going to take care of them?"
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24348
24351
"Fug, get to the perimeter!" Thez shouts, before <whooof>
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24349
>>24346
Thez <whooof> to one end of the perimeter as Infernius calls out to the Gestapo, and she confirms Infernius' order. "This side is ready! Get to the other side!"
fVJvo
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No.24350
[1d20 = 8]

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24351
24353 24354
>>24348
*sprints to perimeter*
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24352
24357
>>24347
"You know the tower is heated, right? And that this species lives in cold areas of mountains, right? So heating these eggs now is unnecessary? Why are you spending all of your time on this?"
fVJvo
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No.24353
[1d20 = 11]
>>24351

Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24354
24356
>>24351
Infernius emerges to face the guard, still a little surprised by the order, but ready. Moments after, Infernius emerges from the crowd to face an adjacent section of the guard, but ready.
"Stop that man!" Infernius says, pointing at Infernius. The guards appear confused.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24355
24360
For clarification, 'Infernius' just ordered the guard to stop Infernius.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24356
24358 24359
>>24354
i rip my horn off
"that faggot is knife ear in disguise."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24357
24365
>>24352
How does he know what the species it is?
"... I don't know.. I just kind of acted on instinct.. I could feel they needed.. sitting."
*trembles like a pressure-cooker from suppressed steaming*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24358
24360
>>24356
That'll work. The guard, having seen Infernius' transition from horns to no horns to one horn, quickly determine that something beyond the norm is at work, and quickly take 'Infernius' in hand.
"Well well, this is a surprise. You're not quite the bunch of fools that was first anticipated." True - True
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.24359
24362 24363
>>24356
Thez is an elf too though..
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24360
24361 24364
>>24355
>>24358
"hold out his hands."
*infernuis says with a toothy smile*
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.24361
>>24360
Oh dear...
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24362
>>24359
yea but i wouldn't call her that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24363
24366
>>24359
Yeah, but he gave the Gestapo a quick rundown when bringing them over. Also I haven't commented on the Trump/Tracy exchange 'cuz the thing with Infernius and the bazaar, but that shit is fuggin' adorable.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24364
24367
>>24360
"Sigh, very well. I should warn you though, I'm only going along with this because I'm a good sport," baldy says condescendingly.
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24365
24368 24374
>>24357
Size of the eggs
Trumpaladin shrugs in a clear 'fuck it'
"Alright then, if that is your choice. Be mother hen if you want to be mother hen to someone else's eggs. But if you want to be mother of your own child, you can come find me."

He turns around, and leaves
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24366
Spoilered
>>24363
>fuggin' adorable
Glad to see my efforts are showing.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.24367
24369
>>24364
*chop off his right hand*
"no one steal from the people of port barry or infernuis. now how about you tell me where that gold is?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24368
24370 24375
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>>24365
REEEEEEEEEEEEE! Come take the ring.
[confused pony noises]
*watches door close, rubbing her abdomen*
"........ Can't I be both..?" she wonders glumly after a while, to nobody in particular
*steaming slowly resumes*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24369
24371 24373
>>24367
"Oh dear, you're not a good sport at all are you?" from the sleeve of the chopped off hand falls another smokebomb, again concealing the area.
D> Throw line, 2nd story.

Due to proximity to baldy, Infernius hears a squeaky voice as the area is filled with smoke, followed by baldy mutter something.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24370
24374
>>24368
Trollestia taps Tracy on the back, and nods for her to go after Trump.