This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.
Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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>>23845"I don't know!" he seems pleased by this.
>>23848Did you mean through the hole?
>>23847The bird eventually relaxes its patrol and makes its way over to a rocky spire over there
GM points. You following it?
>>23861Yes, follow in stealth, from a safe distance.
>>23862Nope, its entirely unused.
>>23863Yeah, he lands on that spire over there
points [1d20 = 14]>>23864"Why did you suggest it to me? What did I say that made you think it was right for me?"
Sense motive
>>23864Slowly approach the spire over "there", in stealth.
>>23865"Im sorry, I completely forgot. But I see it, and I know this man. It for you, it definitely. You should buy," his shtick would be far more irritating if money was an issue.
>>23867"Should it be used in formal setting or similar to a torch?"
>>23866Its a perch. From here you can see all around the spire, with no obstructions. Including, the nest about 60' lower, nesled in a jut of stone.
>>23868"I do not know." ^_^
>>23869*eyes narrow*
"I'll take it"
"But before I go, does the shop [this guy is from the shop right?] have any special knives, daggers, or special stabbing equipment in stock?"
>>23869>it really had a nestAw, poor thing...
Look closer, carefully. What's in it?
>>23871"Yes of course habibi. Come I take you." He leads you to a booth with letter openers. "Here are special knives."
>>23870Welcome. So is it through the hole or through the
floor?
>>238732 eggs
>>23874>2 eggsFug...
Give me a minute to figure something out.
Poor birdie..
>>23874it depends on if i have to roll to bust through the floor.
>>23879HOW MANY LETTER OPENERS DO I RECIEVE!
Go with Fae to see Adam at the saw mill
>>23880It was hunting ponies just a few minutes before
Is the tower visible from the top of the mountain?
>>23879ill knock on the trapdoor.
Also, is he incubating the eggs atm?
[1d20 = 15]>>23881One dozen letter openers. "What'cha gonna do with those?" Thez asks.
>>23883Off in the distance, yes.
>>23884The trapdoor is banged in. The orcs react with surprise.
>>23884Excuse me, I misread that. They do react with surprise tho.
>>23887"hello do you have a minute to talk about our lord?"
>>23890Infernius can hear whispering for a moment, then the trapdoor opens a crack, and then shuts its self. Agitated whispering can be hears.
>>23891*opens trapdoor before they stab through it*
>>23886Then who incubates the eggs while the mother is gone?
Okay then, very, very very stealthily approach the rim of the nest, making sure the eggs are between Tracy and Daddybird, to obstruct her image (back in small form).
>>23887"I was wanting a proper gift for Tracy, but I doubt she'd be impressed by these. I think one or two would be nice as a contingency stabbing weapon, since I have no stabbing weapons, and it has happened before that I have lost my one lethal melee weapon in combat. Get hit in the eye with this and you're reasonably fucked. Also I think Tracy would be impressed if I killed someone that way. It's even edgier than using a sword or knife.
And the rest, well, I'll use them to open letters"
>>23891Goes to the mill
Tells Fae "alright, burn the sludge. I'd rather you be fine with my decisions"
>>23897She's part dragon. I'm sure she can find some way of burning things
>>23899Get your head out of the gutter and convert the heathens, Mr. Cleric.
>>23899Also, she has brass scales.
>>23902Gold dragons can do it too
>>23894Thez nods, impressed.
>>23896"At once."
No, she doesn't have a breath weapon.
>>23904Helps Fae burn sludge, if necessary