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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
918 replies and 58 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23855
23856
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Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23856
>>23855
This
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23858
23859 23860 23870
And at last I'm back
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23859
>>23858
~Yay!
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23860
>>23858
Huzzah!
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23861
23862 23863
>>23845
"I don't know!" he seems pleased by this.
>>23848
Did you mean through the hole?
>>23847
The bird eventually relaxes its patrol and makes its way over to a rocky spire over there GM points. You following it?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23862
23864
>>23861
"Ever lit before?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23863
23864
>>23861
Yes, follow in stealth, from a safe distance.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23864
23865 23866
>>23862
Nope, its entirely unused.
>>23863
Yeah, he lands on that spire over there points
6kSUe
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No.23865
23867
[1d20 = 14]
>>23864
"Why did you suggest it to me? What did I say that made you think it was right for me?"

Sense motive
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23866
23869
>>23864
Slowly approach the spire over "there", in stealth.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23867
23868
>>23865
"Im sorry, I completely forgot. But I see it, and I know this man. It for you, it definitely. You should buy," his shtick would be far more irritating if money was an issue.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23868
23869
>>23867
"Should it be used in formal setting or similar to a torch?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23869
23871 23872 23873
>>23866
Its a perch. From here you can see all around the spire, with no obstructions. Including, the nest about 60' lower, nesled in a jut of stone.
>>23868
"I do not know." ^_^
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23870
23874
>>23858
as am i.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23871
23872 23874
>>23869
*eyes narrow*
"I'll take it"

"But before I go, does the shop [this guy is from the shop right?] have any special knives, daggers, or special stabbing equipment in stock?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23872
>>23871
>>23869
>inb4 shop disappears
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23873
23874
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>>23869
>it really had a nest
Aw, poor thing...
Look closer, carefully. What's in it?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23874
23875 23876 23877
>>23871
"Yes of course habibi. Come I take you." He leads you to a booth with letter openers. "Here are special knives."
>>23870
Welcome. So is it through the hole or through the floor?
>>23873
2 eggs
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23875
23879
>>23874
>letter openers
"I'll take all of them"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23876
23878
>>23874
>2 eggs
Fug...
Give me a minute to figure something out.
Poor birdie..
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23877
23879
>>23874
it depends on if i have to roll to bust through the floor.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23878
23880
>>23876
ill take one.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23879
23881 23884
>>23877
Yes, you do.
>>23875
"Very good. Thank you."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23880
23882
the-thinker-3.jpg
>>23878
I would in a heartbeat, but the priority is what to do with daddy bird. A Roc won't stop hopelessly circling its nest until it's mate comes back: it will die of starvation before it leaves its eggs alone.
I'm a big mythology nut, with a soft spot for animals.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23881
23887
>>23879
HOW MANY LETTER OPENERS DO I RECIEVE!

Go with Fae to see Adam at the saw mill
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23882
>>23880
It was hunting ponies just a few minutes before
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23883
23887
Is the tower visible from the top of the mountain?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23884
23887 23889
>>23879
ill knock on the trapdoor.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23885
23886
Also, is he incubating the eggs atm?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23886
23893
>>23885
males dont do that.
fVJvo
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No.23887
23890 23894
[1d20 = 15]
>>23881
One dozen letter openers. "What'cha gonna do with those?" Thez asks.
>>23883
Off in the distance, yes.
>>23884
The trapdoor is banged in. The orcs react with surprise.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23888
23895
>thez
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23889
>>23884
Excuse me, I misread that. They do react with surprise tho.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23890
23891 23895
>>23887
"hello do you have a minute to talk about our lord?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23891
23892 23896
>>23890
Infernius can hear whispering for a moment, then the trapdoor opens a crack, and then shuts its self. Agitated whispering can be hears.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23892
23909
>>23891
*opens trapdoor before they stab through it*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23893
23906
>>23886
Then who incubates the eggs while the mother is gone?
Okay then, very, very very stealthily approach the rim of the nest, making sure the eggs are between Tracy and Daddybird, to obstruct her image (back in small form).
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23894
23904
>>23887
"I was wanting a proper gift for Tracy, but I doubt she'd be impressed by these. I think one or two would be nice as a contingency stabbing weapon, since I have no stabbing weapons, and it has happened before that I have lost my one lethal melee weapon in combat. Get hit in the eye with this and you're reasonably fucked. Also I think Tracy would be impressed if I killed someone that way. It's even edgier than using a sword or knife.

And the rest, well, I'll use them to open letters"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23895
>>23888
Checked
>>23890
Keked
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23896
23897 23904
>>23891
Goes to the mill

Tells Fae "alright, burn the sludge. I'd rather you be fine with my decisions"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23897
23898
>>23896
>asking a lion to start a fire
Help her out.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23898
23899
>>23897
She's part dragon. I'm sure she can find some way of burning things
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23899
23900 23901 23902
>>23898
is she silver?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23900
>>23899
Get your head out of the gutter and convert the heathens, Mr. Cleric.
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23901
>>23899
Dude...
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23902
23903
>>23899
Also, she has brass scales.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23903
>>23902
Gold dragons can do it too
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23904
23905
>>23894
Thez nods, impressed.
>>23896
"At once."
No, she doesn't have a breath weapon.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23905
23907
>>23904
Helps Fae burn sludge, if necessary