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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24489
24490 24503
>>24487
"Pfft! Do you really think I'd have sex with you when you're a 1200 pound creature of nightmare?"
His eyes say yes
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24490
24503
>>24489
*holds eye contact for a while, still gazing back beyond her flank*
"Press X, Mr. Hero."
RnPXK
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No.24491
24492 24503
Trumpaladin starts to dismount Tracy
"Bestiality is depraved.."

Presses X to ravish her, which he does furiously, although because of the height difference, he'd either have to stand on something or she'd have to lay down

He yells out "Yippee Kiyay!" At the moment of orgasm, and thrusts Vanderiem up into the air as he does this... Again
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24492
24493 24503
>>24491
[genuinely happy monster noises]
*legs buckle (allowing for better reach)*

Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24493
24494 24503
>>24492
*lustful paladin humping noises*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24494
24496 24503
>>24493
*carnal nightmare bucking noises*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24495
"Look away u perv! Yeah you, the one eyeballin' from the overboard!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24496
24497 24503
>>24494
Smiles and grabs onto her hide, or pulls her mane, or her tail, at various points of the intercourse
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24497
24498 24503
>>24496
*confers fire resistance so mane doesn't burn hand*
*shudders feverishly, still letting off smoke and steam involuntarily*
>Scene looks like an angry storm cloud from a distance
RnPXK
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No.24498
24499 24503
>>24497
Trumpaladin is still weirded out by much of this but he's in the "just go with it" mood, and his lust is far too great to overcome anyways, except by dominating this monster sexually

He ehaculates in the fire horsey with the aforementioned "Yippee Kiyay!"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24499
24500 24503
>>24498
[Simultaneous finishing monster noises]
*legs buckle again, all muscles spasming at once, before she collapses in a huff*
RnPXK
?
No.24500
24503
>>24499
Freed from the tyranny of lust, Trumpaladin has a moment to think freely, where all of the old doubts creep back in, but he forces those to the side as he sheaths his sword again, then sheathes himself.

She almost looks adorable lying on the ground, and he pets her coat, down her back, down her mane, and on her belly in the part of that monstrous creature he knows contains his own unborn child. He goes to her face and kisses her. Not kissing cute little pony lips, but the lips of a horse from hell. He looks into her eyes, and says

"And I thought you'd want to kill find something and kill it"
He puts his hand on the hilt of his sword
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24501
24502 24503 24505
[sleepy monster noises]
*Beckons paladin to lay down*
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24502
24503 24508
>>24501
*sad paladin noises*
*holds his sword*
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24503
>>24489
>>24488
>>24487
>>24485
>>24484
>>24483
>>24490
>>24491
>>24492
>>24493
>>24494
>>24496
>>24497
>>24498
>>24499
>>24500
>>24501
>>24502

Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24505
24507
>>24501
"But the bible says that 'to lay with an animal' is a sin, little pony"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24507
24509
>>24505
"What about the Elway prophecy though? It seemed like a common motif in there."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24508
>>24502
*Rolls over*
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24509
24510
>>24507
"Uh... Okay..." He says, lying down next to her, although propped up lying his back on her
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24510
24511 24513
>>24509
[Happy, relaxed monster noises]
*Let's out a drawn-out sigh of steam*
"I love you so much, Flashy..."
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24511
24512
>>24510
*hugs giant nightmare horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24512
24514
>>24511
*Heart flutters*
".. I really do..!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
?
No.24513
>>24510
"No jibber genocide? No slashing down trolls or orcs for the fun of it? No phasing right through the walls of drupistan?"

Trumpaladin knows he will change his mind as soon as his emotions change, but for the night, if only for the night, he is committed to Tracy.

"But if you wish to fall asleep, right here, r
under the night sky, that is fine too"
He hugs onto her again
RnPXK
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No.24514
24516
>>24512
"Despite myself... I think I might love you too"
He says this with a kind of sadness or reserve, which ironically makes the words seem to hold deeper sincerity. He places his hand over her heart as he does this.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24515
I'm too tired to do those other things
[Content monster noises]
*Lays peacefully, carcass slowly rising and falling with each breath*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.24516
24521
>>24514
*Doki Doki*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24517
And lo, for it doth say in the bible about sins and laying with animals, there are two caveats. For one, a hoers is no mere animal, for look how this one doth walk around as an animal and speak like a human? Clearly the writers did not plan for such a thing, nor could they be relied on to judge such an occurrence as is habbening.
For two, this begs the question of sin. For was not Elway himself born of Rainbow Dash? Is he not the paragon of American, manhood personificated, and all and one Football? Lo, that which comes from Poner, and is of Football, indeed is Football cannot be said to be sinful, thus it cannot be sinful to come into a Poner (for only by cumming into can one come out of).
And so, the paradox of John Elway was resolved in that it can never be resolved. It is a paradox, and by being so it is true.
And further, just as Rainbow Dash was came into by Dan Reeves, Tracy Cage,... well if you're reading this, you already know.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24518
24520
And Thez did rape? Infernius, cuz of all the feels
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24519
24522
>the two love birds are sleeping peacefully in a green meadow under a starry sky, happy and content
And my work here is done for tonight.
Goodnight, everybody.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24520
24523
>>24518
jej rape? nah.
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24521
>>24516
"Tracy... One more thing"
Trumpaladin carefully picks into Tracy's side bad and withdraws Korak's sword. He places this I his hand, then positions it carefully over Tracy, right over top her heart. One hand is on the handle, while the other is on the end of the hilt to thrust it in. He holds it there
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24522
24525
>>24519
One last thing
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24523
24524
>>24520
Okay, "asserts herself upon" then
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24524
24525
>>24523
"its cute you think thats how its going down."
*grapples and mounts*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.24525
24526 24527
>>24522
GM watches intently
>>24524
Like that wasn't what she wanted to happen to begin with,....
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24526
>>24525
ive made some flowcharts.
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24527
24528
>>24525
Thez can feel a distant, but nevertheless very intense glare
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24528
24529 24530
>>24527
From her ahem position, Thez can almost be heard to whistle innocently. Between,... well,... 'ya know.
Also, I almost think that Tracy fell asleep, curiously poised lethally beneath Trump, Korak's blade in hand, ready to deliver a coup de grace.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24529
>>24528
>ya know.
beef sausage.
RnPXK
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No.24530
24531
>>24528
The dread horse having evidently fallen asleep before him, he declines movement, placing the sword aside. He does not return it to its hoister. He wonders how much of tonight - and what from tonight - he will come to regret the next day. He lays himself down, back propped against the nightmare horse, and then places Korak's sword partly underneath him, so it could not be moved without disturbing him. He takes his sheathed Vanderiem, removes him from his sheath.

He asks the Scottish sword:
"What do you think of this? Taking her as mount"
\r
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24531
24532
>>24530
"Lad, this shit is beyond me. I've a mind to get pissed after all this. A sword just gotta cut through things, I'm not one fer' knowin' how to keep things in one piece."
"Still, she be sleepin' more soundly than e'er."
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24532
24533 24534
>>24531
Trumpaladin shrugs at this answer, figuring he could not get better tonight. I mean, he wanted Fae's, but he kind of didn't want her to see him like this. He partly re-sheathes Vanderien, leaving him able to speak, then sets Vanderiem aside, and grasps onto Korak's sword. He lies down, with his head and back clearly across Tracy, who has partly wrapped herself around him
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24533
24534
>>24532
Hoping the morning would bring clarity of thought, he stares into the distance, until he falls asleep
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24534
24535
>>24532
>>24533
"Like ah couldn't talk me shit even fully sheathed,... ya'd think ye didn't have a talkin' sword for all the screen-time I be gettin'. Though there hasn't been much o' the hellions for a wee minute, so ah suppose it's fine. Oh, sorry, nevermind"

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24535
24536
>>24534
are thez and i done?
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24536
24537 24546
>>24535
That elf will be gone by the morning
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24537
24546
>>24536
thats why i was asking.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.24540
266167__safe_artist-colon-lesang_oc_oc only_oc-colon-trample_oc-colon-tumblehoof_oc-colon-valiant sword_armor_axe_berserker_crossbow_dagger_earth pony_.jpg
>pic for next bread
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24545
Is he going to have something to say in the morning, or can I just have her carry him back to the tower?
Anonymous
Eruth
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No.24546
>>24536
>>24537
One of the risks of having a waifu who can teleport almost entirely at will. She's sleeping though.

Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/24544.html