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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
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Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24217
24220 24221 24223
>>24216
Indeed it is

"What the actual fuck am I looking at here?"
Trumpaladin says to whoever will answer
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24218
>>24214
Yeah, a Darkskull with Cause Fear as it's Unhallow spell. I wasn't in the open, but in the woods close enough to the crossroads that one who were already looking for it could find it if they searched the wood.
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24219
24220 24221 24223
>>24216
"And how the fuck is Tracy a space heater now?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24220
24225
>>24217
Troll brings her head in, looks at Trump, then at Tracy, and then back at Trump. "Mheh heh" she giggles at him and sticks her head back out the window.
>>24219
Creative license of the Nightmare-flaming/smoking. Its almost entirely story with no combat modifiers or effects, so as long as its tactful I'll allow it.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24221
24226 24227 24231
>>24219
>>24217
*infernuis walks up behind trump*
"trump me and ana find clue in missing money last night."
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24222
24224
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>Forgotpic
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24223
24226 24231
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>>24217
Tracy appears dazed for a moment, but snaps back to reality at the sound of her husband's voice.
"O-Oh, Flashy! It's good to see you. How was your day?"
>>24219
"Well.. I.. Ugh.. Something just clicked in me, I guess. I'm been practicing my transformations.."
*steam rises off of blushing pony*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24224
>>24222
Checked..
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24225
24232
>>24220
Retrieves oven mittens, and then uses them to remove Tracy from hay stacks before something spontaneously combusts. Tracy is placed in a non-flammable environment
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24226
24228 24232
>>24221
>>24223
"Gah! I thought you were sleeping"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24227
>>24221
>Trump hadn't yet heard about missing money
>until now
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24228
>>24226
"you wake me up when you stomp up stairs."
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24229
24230
Infernius runs up and blurts something foolish in Trump's ear.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24230
>>24229
more of a whisper. since ana said "be discreet you faggot"
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24231
24233 24234
>>24223
>she can makeherself too hot to handle at will
Well shit, I have to re-write my Tracy handling

"Why the hell are there giant eggs in the stable?

>>24221
"The money stolen from Ben? We already know Driw stole it"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24232
24235
>>24225
She confers fire resistance, fyi.
[hot blushing pony noises]
>>24226
"Well.. I have trouble sleeping sometimes, so I thought I'd occupy myself some other way and.. one thing led to another..."
*produces ring* (see >>24121 )
"Look at what I made, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24233
24235
>>24231
"but do you know how they did it?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24234
>>24231
".... To keep them warm.."
*dangles legs*
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24235
24236 24237
>>24233
"Magic, right?"
>>24232
Nothing more than a startled look
"..."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24236
24238 24239
>>24235
"a teleportation circle."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24237
24242
>>24235
*presses ring into palm, with an eager look*
"I made it for you, Flashy."
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24238
24241
>>24236
"Any idea to where they teleported?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24239
24241 24247
>>24236
Actually,..
>Thez clamps hands over GM's face.
"Your anaysis is acceptable," ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24240
24243
Couldn't Infernius use a combination of his Divine Spells to lead us to the Drow? Or at least enough to get on their trail so Tracy can track them?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24241
24244
>>24238
"no i was gonna go try to find out then i heard you stomping around so i thought trump will probably help."
>>24239
hmmm
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24242
>>24237
"You, you, you still haven't told me why... There's... Eggs..."
He appears clearly scared and ready to move backwards and away
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24243
24247
>>24240
He could have <again, Thez forces him to stop talking>
"Its worth a shot!"
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24244
24246
>>24241
"Well, they do need a good killing. Any idea how I can help?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24245
24248
>Locate Object
>Divination
>Commune
>Scrying
>Greater Scrying
>Discern_Location
One of those has got to get us enough to catch a trail with the rest of the party's skills, right?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24246
>>24244
"do you know how to make a room magic proof?"

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24247
24249 24251 24252
>>24239
>>24243
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Discern_Location
i use this on the jew gold.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24248
24249 24250
>>24245
The city's gold*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24249
>>24248
meant for >>24247

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24250
>>24248
this.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24251
24252
>>24247
Infernius shifts into a fast-forward vision. The gold is collected in relative range of the tower (by travel distance) in an area surrounded by shrouds, dividers, and tables (more fast movement) relatively out in the open, but surrounded by edifices and individuals.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24252
24253
>>24247
Divination could help figure out how to get there.
>>24251
Can he tell in what direction it is, or how far away it is?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24253
24254
>>24252
>not getting it
Anyone else?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24254
24255
>>24253
do i know where it is?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24255
24257
>>24254
You're pretty sure its somewhere near the center of town
>_<
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24256
24258
Is it in the bazaar?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24257
24261
>>24255
"its still in town!"
*sprints in the direction*
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24258
>>24256
It suddenly occurs to Trump that while there has always been a Bazaar, there has been observably increased activity in and around it of late, coinciding stragely with the the timing of the first burglary (Ben). This can be no coincidence, is the thought he's left with.
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.24259
24261
Trumpaladin says to Tracy:

"This is not over yet, I'll be back" as he backs away and makes a tactical withdrawal

His faggot, meanwhile, is occupied by other things and cannot do anything for several hours
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24260
24261
Well, now that he's got a clear mental image, he could use Locate Object to lead us right too it.
My guess is that it's beneath the city.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.24261
24263
>>24259
Noted, be well faggot
>>24257
>>24260
Discern location is locate object, he's already on the chase. Its in the bazaar.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24262
>tfw thief hideout could be full of traps, but you're busy nursing orphaned Rocs to go there
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24263
24264 24268
>>24261
before im out of the tower i scream "thez wanna come?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24264
24265 24268
>>24263
She's at the fight club.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.24265
24267
>>24264
i guess this is a solo mission then.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.24267
>>24265
I really want to go...
Don't get yourself killed.