Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22315I literally only use my memory...
I should probaly write some shit down though
>>22316"Well... you must understand that there's a lot of sacrifices that must be made to be a wife or a mother.
The first thing I think you need to know is that the child is not going to be served well by having an unstable or broken household. If you want to be a good mother to him, however much you may want it, that will not be possible unless there is first a good relationship between us"
>>22321*holds belly*
"... I think we should get married right away, so we can start building our household together.."
>>2232410/10 motivated me enough to try and fix it tomorrow
>>22325*puts hands on pony shoulders to sort of push her down*
"little pony, I don't think you understand. I need to know you will be there for me. That you are willing to work with me. That we can get along. If we can't, we need to know this before the child is born.
There's something needed from you...
You've been trying to "augment" yourself as it were with all sorts of biological changes"
Expression changes to a mixture of anger and disgust
"When you make yourself unclean, well, that child is a part of you. You make the child unclean. Please do not curse my child. I... I cannot allow it"
>>22327Trump hears a muffled "JUST PROPOSE ALREADY" from the walls
>>22328I will do whatever you ask.
Just help me save Trollestia's life.
I can't live without her.
For the mentally retarded, this is a joke >>22327*looks at hoof*
>it flickers like static, momentarily becoming ethereal and transparent*sighs*
"When I changed for the first time, I felt something oddly, familiar.. almost nostalgic, in an uncomfortable way. Now, I can hardly tell the difference between how I felt before and now.. Almost, like I got used to being a ghost, or I'd remembered something I'd forgotten.." *trails off*
"I wouldn't do anything that would hurt our foal though..."
Check'em
>>22333"Nostalgic? Nostalgic for what?"
>>22333*Trumpaladin jumps backwards slightly at the sight of the hooves flickering*
>>22338Did I miss some deeper meaning?
Thez wanders in from the kitchen with a HUGE smile on her face, a chef's hat on her head, an oversized ladel, and beams: "RAMEN DAYO!"
At the same time, Ben and Adam are fighting their way onto the tower. They fully climb up at the same time and are struggling to be the first to say anything.
>>22341And Tracy and Trumpaladin are locked away in a room on their own, although it seems like Torcuil is able to listen in somehow
>>22342"I'm not listening"
Trump opens the door and Torc falls over, then runs.
"SHIT"
>>22344I forgot..
She wouldn't have been able to explain it either. Think of it as the physical manifestation of being a recurring yet dying meme.
>>22346"Well, I can see I've got about as much accomplished as could be reasonably expected. There's something deeper in you that you are not willing to explain.
Just... Try to be a good member of our team? Could you be a friend?"
>>22349".. I want to me more than a friend, Flashy.. but I can try.."
>no proper proposal >>22351*holds her hoof*
"Please, be my friend. Anything else you want requires at least that much"
Trumpaladin goes to Thez
>>22351>>22350Three reasons:
We were interrupted before discussion of the relationship could be properly breached
I don't want to be shackled to Tracy the next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off again
There is no proper gift for her, at least yet
>>22354See
>>22011But in character, Trumpaladin is still seriously off-put, and needs more interactions before he can fully trust her
>>22355I'm actually suprised I was right. That was just a guess
>>22357Don't believe it, it's a lie
>>22358I'll believe what I want ye cunt headed bastard
>>22360Adam is the manager of the lumber mill
>>22359I'd be giving you the talk if you were my waifu
>>22362Glad to know Trump isn't that degenerate
yet"Thez, can I hvve a bowl please?"
>>22364No, I just don't you to feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a Paladin or an ally
>>22346"Yeah! I made an extra BIIIIIG pot so everyone can have some!"
>>22360Adam is the mill foreman
>>22363"There's pleny for everyone! Be sure to grab ham, noodo, and all the other fixin's from the noodo bar, and beverages from the available dispensers, You guys should really take advantage of the ammenities by the way." ^_^
Adam and Ben wrestle-fight there way close enough to be heard. They both simultaneously take in a deep breath.
>>22366To Adam and Ben, whom Trump approaches
"How may we help you?"
>>22366*helps self to bowl of ramen, and sets it aside until it's cool enough to stick her face in it*
>>22368*puts ice in Tracy's Ramen*
>>22364"No! Absolutely not, you're,... haha, just kidding!"
Adam: "Our lumberjack crew has been kidnapped by trolls!"
Ben: "Someone has stolen the Port's money!"
>>22366"ana can you fix me a plate please?"
>>22370To Adam: "We'll get them back. Tell us where"
To Ben: "What?!?!? Where were you keeping it?"
>>22372*pets pony*
>>22370"Fucking hell lads, one at a time"
Torc sits down and accepts the Ramen
"Thanks Thez. So, Adam, you first"
>>22370>the Port's moneyDoes he mean the Jew gold that was piled up neatly in the treasure trove?
"Wh-what? Trolls? Money? When did this all happen?" *chokes down mouth-full of noodles*
>>22376They don't even know about that yet. It's a different stockpile
>>22371>ramen>plate~_~'
>>22374>>22375"They sent an expedition to the west of that giant tree that we heard was hiding the (((rats))) wealth-hoard. That was the only place where we could find sufficiently sized logs to build the trebuchet's. We lost hadn't heard from them, so we asked Ponimaru to get word. He sent a carrier pigeon - good idea by the way - with this note:
"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
>>22378"Looks like we'll need to assemble a party.
Now Ben, what can you tell us of the gold?"
>>22378"me not know how ramen works"
>>22378>He sent a carrier pigeonREEEEEEEEE stop being more skilled than me!
>"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."He could touch up on his grammar... Maybe Tracy could tutor him.
>>22381I am the one who suggested carrier pidgeons. He's using concise language because of limited space, like a telegraph
>>22380You just constantly stay adorable
>>22378"Okay, rescue mission time. Give me a minute."
Torc inhales the ramen then goes to ask Trollestia a question.
>>22379"I'll go to the lumberjacks, I'm the reason their out there. You can meet me out by the stables it you want to go."
>>22378"So then, where's the little weeb now?" Tracy say, inquiring about the whereabouts of the colt.
>>22383"Well... I want to go with Tracy"
>>22383"Actually, if you are taking Trollestia, along with Inferius, that would work"
>>22385*rubs cheek against chest*
"~Hmmmm.. That would be lovely, ~Flashy."
>>22383"i want to eat a troll heary to gain its power."
>>22388REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
That's my thing!
>>22388"Um... Inferius... Let's not try that"
>>22390but trolls are my favorite monster.
[sad minotuar noises]
>>22388>>22391"Thez made you a giant bowl of Ramen! Be happy with that!"
>>22392I thought you said it was orc?
>>22388"Sounds good. Ifernius you can finish up here, I'm gonna look for Trollestia."
Torc head to the stables
>>22398"Shouldn't we wait until Ben speaks? okay..."
>>22395>>22398*fills one of my stomachs with ramen*
"I'll just be a moment."
*walks off to the stables to find Ponimaru's futbol or other object she can use to Track down his scent*
>>22401You're going in a different group to find the gold. Aww, fuck it
>>22400"Inferius, don't leave yet. Someone needs to be here to hear the other assignment"
>>22402Tracy wants to find Ponimaru and ensure that nobody else is bullying him but her.
>>22404And not be on the same mission as her Flashy? Your choice, but it's smarter to pair one tank with one non-tank
>>22405"Inferius, both Torcuil and I guess now Tracy have assigned themselves to find the trolls. Let's at least LISTEN to what Ben has to say
>>22407"I was wanting bonding time with Tracy... But here we are"
Tracy-Tourcil and Inferius-Trump is a terrible way to allocate the players. It makes use of none of the special advantages the players have. Especially against trolls you want to pair a stealth attacker with a ranged attacker against heavy enemies like Trolls? You need a tank
>>22410You forgot the Unicorn.
I didn't ask for Tracy, you can have her back
>>22412The unicorn helps, but she's not a heavy melee fighter.
>You can have her backkek
>>22413TAKE THE SMOL PHYSCO HOERS
Are we doing this tonight?
*is sniffing through Ponimaru's quarters to get familiar with his scent and Track him*
>>22415>>22414If you can force her to go with me, then yes, you can
>>22416TRACY! This is what I'm talking about. You are needed elsewhere. You can bully the weeaboo later, but now, your skills are needed!
>>22417".. But what if he;s already dead by then? How is that wimpy wizard supposed to track him down?" she say, with a hint of genuine concern.