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Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

903 replies and 61 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21814
>>21810
Trump wouldn't do that..
Whatever floats Iv guess...
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21815
21818 21819
>>21808
Trumpaladin goes to the mill with Slovenia, more or less telling her he can get her more equipment and a managerial position if she wants

>>21809
I actually had that planned and was egging on Tourcil for that purpose

>>21812
The Unicorn we rescued is a fucking beast at carpentry
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21816
>>21808
Can i produce ambrosia?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21817
21819 21821
>>21810
>>21813
GM, please tell me Tay is in the stables at the same time as Tourcil
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21818
>>21815
I know you did; it's sinister.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21819
21821 21822 21823
>>21813
Does tay weigh more or less than 90kg?
>>21815
Good. Torc, somehow becoming the party's engineer, will need help building
>>21817
NO

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21820
21824 21826
Where is my character?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21821
>>21817
>>21819
Lol i totally am torkuli
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21822
21825
>>21819
>90kg
>198.416 pounds
Definitely less than that.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21823
21825 21831
>>21819
Oh this unicorn is damn near psycho. She can produce all of it herself

>>21810
GM, can I do like a sense motive check or a profession check to determine if Slovenia has the skills to actually manage other people?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21824
>>21820
Wherever she wants to be. You're fast
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21825
21827 21831 21849
>>21822
GOOD
>>21823
But, can she do the math/design/usage?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21826
21829 21830
>>21811
The mill.
>>21820
I think Trump, Slovenia, and Tracy are headed to the mill.
I further think that Torcuil is at the stables, potentially there with Taylor (who recently saw the tailor,... HA!)
Infernius is wandering around the countryside. Still no sign of no bully Norfilly, who's adorable-ness brightens any day, or room, or campaign.
Also, Sad Alex hasn't been seen in a while, and while I'm on about it, neither has Yak Lee (who still has 'splainin' to do)
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21827
21831 21849
>>21825
Actually yes. She's psycho. Stay away from her, because if she rapes you, that's a three day ban
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21829
21840
>>21826
i thought we sacrificed yak lee?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21830
21837 21840
>>21826
Sad Alex is incredibly powerful, but the drawback to his power is that he sometimes turns into an incredibly sad-looking statue for a long time...
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21831
21832 21836
>>21823
Excellent question, she absolutely does not.
>>21825
>math
Yes
>>21827
Not one for rape, good lookin' out though
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21832
21835
>>21831
Alright...

Trumpaladin stops hinting that she can be in any sort of managerial position
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21833
21834 21840
>is in stables
So.. what's it look like in there?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21834
21837
>>21833
in the mill*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21835
21837
>>21832
Doesn't the mill already have its own manager?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21836
>>21831
Im in the stables
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21837
21838
>>21830
Don't make him scary

>>21835
Probably, and I'm not appointing this psychopath

>>21834
You can go to the forest if you want. Peeling off will not be punnished

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21838
21839
1190325__safe_solo_looking at you_ponified_doctor who_shy_statue_artist-colon-disastral_peeking_weeping angel.png
>>21837
>Don't make him scary
He's a guy possessed by an "angel" that looks like an infernal, who's always crying for some reason. Besides, he said he wanted to be spooky.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21839
21842
>>21838
Stahp!
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21840
21841 21843 21851
>>21829
Maybe, I just remember him being revealed as a troll. I'm still open to him playing though.
>>21830
His character isn't bad, just not well developed or thought out. I think he assumed having Ryuk would make him awesomer, except that there's a limit to everything. Also he picked a fight with Thez out the gate, which was a fight he couldn't win even WITH Ryuk.
>>21833
For the moment, nothing has changed

Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21841
21844 21846
>>21840
Thez was an infernal. Of course a fight is picked. Also, most of that was me trolling
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21842
21845
Spoilered
>>21839
Don't look away.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21843
>>21840
what else do i see on my walk?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21844
21845
>>21841
wait your alex?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21845
21847
>>21842
>>21842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZetoSOUeXE

>>21844
No, I just pretended to be him once
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21846
21848 21854
>>21841
No, I know about that didn't at the time, but saw in the aftermath. You goaded, but he still decided that Thez was a globalist and had Ryuk stab her.
You better not have been Alex the whole time. If you were, I advise he not appear anymore

Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21847
21850
>>21845
fuck 179 dude
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21848
21853
>>21846
Reeee! I'm not Sad Alex
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21849
21854
>>21827
>gets raped by your waifu
>banned
Fek u
>>21825
Alright
Estimating Tay's weight at 145lb
>long arm: 25 ft
>short arm: 7 ft
>sling length: 13 ft
>height of pivot: 17 ft
>counterweight mass: 30000 lb
>projectile weight: 145 lb
>release angle: 30°
EFECTIVE RANGE: 1400 ft roughly
Tay, I would run
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21850
21852
>>21847
Yeah I know. Scariest thing in media I think I've seen
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21851
21855
>>21840
>nothing has changed
Tracy decides to leave the genius to her work, and excuses herself to go off and track down Infernius to fetch the lumber.
(I she moves at more than twice his base speed, so she should catch up pretty quickly once she finds his scent, right?)
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21852
>>21850
it was made by /x/ bro
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21853
21856 21859
>>21848
Splendid! I won't have to nerf both of you then!

Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21854
21860
>>21849
Give her at least a few hours to make these things

>>21846
Heading to the mill, talking about how much resources I can help provide, and placing an arm around her
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21855
21860
>>21851
Has Tracy caught Infernius's trail yet?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21856
21857 21859
>>21853
Does trollestia say anything to me?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21857
21858 21859
>>21856
Ask her if she's seen your boyfriend
Tay
A8GHz
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No.21858
>>21857
Oh i will.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21859
21863
>>21853
Troll never responded to Torc
>>21856
>>21857
>urge to shoot intensifys
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21860
21861 21862
>>21854
Upon arriving at the mill, Slovenia and Trump are greeted by Adam, who is overseeing the running of the mill. I have no idea how the mill runs, since it certainly wouldn't be an electrical grid, let alone hydraulics, but lets just leave that alone for the time being?
Upon entering, Adam turns and says "Whoa there. You can't be here, this area is off,..."
Slovenia launches into a tirade about how the machines can probably (and can) run faster, that the workers Adam has are not working to any degree of efficiency or resolve, and that the group is doing neither themselves nor the Port a service by slacking off or working anywhere outside their 'best'.
>>21855
Yeah, he's still a ways off though. She passes an arrow stuck oddly in the ground.

SXv2m
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No.21861
21865
[3d20 = 23]
>>21860
Spot + Listen to detect nearby creatures
Search to scan the area for clues and speed-up the tracking.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21862
21873
>>21860
Watermill

To Adam: "I'm Trumpaladin. I own the person who owns you."

To psycho: "It's okay Slovenia, we'll get this"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21863
21866
>>21859
If there was a question, I must have lost it, and I backtracked 2x.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21864
Unless it was the question about Tay's weight, which appeared sufficiently answered
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21865
21867
>>21861
Well that was a shitty roll..
*Continues down the trail*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21866
>>21863
It wasn't a question, it was the "I have something to confess"
>spahgetti begins pouring out of sporran
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21867
21868
>>21865
Wait, I forgot Warponies get +5 on Spot and Listen checks.
Does she sense anything?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21868
21869 21870 21872 21874
>>21867
Yes. She senses that she and others might just get struck by a random bolt of lightning if they don't stop being so vague about what they're doing and what their intentions are, such that the GM can actually make a reasonable response that fits both their intentions and the 'developing' plotline.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21869
21871
>>21868
How am I being vauge?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21870
>>21868
*trots forward through the forest, diligently, continuing towards the scent of the red bull*
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21871
21875
>>21869
You're right, I missed your comment about having something to say, please continue. Trollestia is listening.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21872
21876 21885
>>21868
Alright then

Trumpaladin puts his arm in front of Slovenia, if that is still possible, to prevent her from destroying something or whipping someone. He says to her "hold on, you'll get this"

He looks at Adam and says "I am Trumpaladin. Perhaps you heard of me. Part of the Party that killed Kefka and the Tarrasque. I severed Soros's arm. Anyways, we want to order Trebuchets for our party. I believe another member of our party was here earlier. I have here an expert craftsmare who you are going to accept onto your team, although we should probably teach her how to work with others a bit better first."
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21873
21876
>>21862
"Owns? Heh, good luck with that," he turns back to his crew.
Slovenia however, doesn't seem too bothered by the scene. "I expected worse, but this will do fine."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21874
21877 21882
>>21868
im walking because i sad im not vauge.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21875
21882
>>21871
>spagehtti is shooting out of sporran at the speed of light
"Well, um. You s-see, I went to the b-bathouse. I was invited by Tay. I got in my plain kilt, got in and t-then......"
Torc begins mumbling like a madman, which I guess he is in a way.
U7NQF
?
No.21876
>>21873
Alrighty then, say what is in >>21872

\r
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21877
21878 21880 21882
>>21874
Tracy is still looking for this guy, finding every one of his deep, heavy hoofprints, and easily picking up his potent musk and trail of broken branches and dropped copies of Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21878
21879 21881
>>21877
>Dropping copies of Mien Kampf
>Ever
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21879
21880 21881
>>21878
this.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21880
>>21877
>>21879
ok there might be one.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21881
21883
>>21878
>>21879
I assumed he always carried enough for the whole continent.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21882
21884 21885 21886
>>21875
Just spit it yo.
>>21877
Now we're getting somewhere.
>>21874
Saying you're walking cuz sad without referencing or indicating why or what's the issue IS vague
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21883
21887 21893
>>21881
i get supply drops of them from the inter-dieminsion lufftewaffe.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21884
21885 21887
>>21882
because tracy basicly said "im not your friend infernuis"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21885
21892
>>21882
See >>21872

>>21884
That's so sad...

Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21886
21909
>>21882
"Uh, well"
>whispering
"Iwazshagged"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21887
21888 21889
>>21883
>Hitler appears from another dimension for a couple seconds every few months and hand-delivers signed copies of his books
I am okay with this.
>>21884
She was too tsun to admit it
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21888
21890 21892
>>21887
She's having romantic feelings for Inferius?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21889
21891
>>21887
infernuis takes everything to heart
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21890
>>21888
No.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21891
>>21889
I can tell..
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21892
21898
>>21885
"Blah blah, I don't care what you're doing. Give me measurements and dimensions and I'll make it happen."
Slovenia seems pleased with the mill.
"This is acceptable. Shall we venture back to the tower then?"
>>21888
SHHH, you're ruining it! I saw it too! Also you should have booped!
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21893
21894
>>21883
Wait, wut? You wanna run THAT by me again?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21894
21896
>>21893
kek it was a joke.
>but can i though?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21895
Aww shart. I have to attend to something that seriously can't wait until later.
In the mean time, Tracy continues stealthily following the bull's trail.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21896
21897 21900
>>21894
Infernius twists his ankle on a rock. Movement rate is halved.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21897
21899
>>21896
>casts cure minor wounds
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21898
>>21892
Adam: "Excellent. We'll return with the details, I assume. And maybe more timber as well"

To Slovenia "Then we shall. Are you sure you don't want to make it on your own, to ensure quality? We might have a set of elves who can do lifting"

Starts to walk back to the tower. Wraps an arm around Slovenia as he goes

I know
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21899
21901
>>21897
As he finishes healing himself, Tracy runs up on him, clearly having tracked him down at great length.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21900
21902
>>21896
"Um... Slovenia? What do you know about Trebuchets exactly?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21901
21904 21905
>>21899
her faggot is gone,what do?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21902
21903
>>21900
"No idea, but they sound both exciting and challenging (trebuchets)."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21903
>>21902
"Well..."

Trumpaladin is out of words, and is heading back to the tower
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21904
21906
>>21901
No rape my waifu
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21905
21908 21910
>>21901
Well, if I was in YOUR position, I might consider taking the opportunity to express why Infernius is salty at Tracy. Aside, I might consider the opportunity to throw MORE salt and bail. I might FURTHER describe the lanky-green fellows and belay the issue entirely. I might also,....
Sky's the limit.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21906
21907
>>21904
slovenia is with you.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21907
>>21906
No rape my other waifu
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21908
21911 21912
>>21905
i didnt know if you wanted me to interact with her while hes gone but okay
"tracy what you do hear?"
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21909
21911
Waiting for Troll's responce on
>>21886

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21910
21913
Slovenia Right Now.jpg
>>21905
While walking towards the Tower, Trumpaladin starts staring at Slovenia and physically touching her at more or less random to see if she responds to anything, and generally if this psycho-bitch ever breaks her trance
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21911
21912 21915 21935
>>21908
>goes with an interactive question, knowing that interaction is going to be delayed
>>21909
Troll sighs. "I can see this is important to you. It appears that this is a matter of great significance to you, and that it took a measure of courage and fortitude to even admit this to me," she says with a conciliatory sigh.
"What has that got to do with me?" she asks bluntly.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21912
21919 21930
>>21908
>>21911
"tracy me sad because you act like you no want to be friends"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21913
21914 21916
>>21910
Are you TRYING to get attacked? I've relegated her responses to being 'fixated/occupied' so far 'cuz I don't want to have to deal with NPCs engaging in mutiny.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21914
>>21913
okay then....