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Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

803 replies and 61 files omitted.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22422
22423
>>22421
She found Slovenia. Besides, they know where this is, and Orcs will go right up to Inferius. They don't need heavy tracking. The other group, MIGHT. Wait to hear what it is
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22423
>>22422
>trolls
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22424
I'll wait for GM's response before the characters go anywhere.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22425
22426 22427
>>22421
>not wanting to go with your waifu
This is why Tracy hasn't been proposed to
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22426
>>22425
*cough* this.*cough*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22427
>>22425
This. Pretty much perfectly explains it.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22428
22429 22431
>>22379
Sorry, it was business
"I had all the gold, the jewels, the priceless art pieces sealed in a vault! I went to make a deposit and the vault was empty! I don't know how this could have happened! My lock is impenetrable!" Ben says
>>22382
He's also not that fluent in common

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22429
>>22428
"If only we had an expert tracker in the party,"
Trumpaladin says sarcastically
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22430
22432
Thez narrows her eyes. "Wut?" her eye twitches. "You LOST the money?? THAT is going to cost you," she says giving Ben the evil eye.
"I'm going for the lumberjack team. I on't know the location but I can anyone interested there,... quickly."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22431
22433 22437
>>22428
Actually, a Tracy-Torcuil pairing to find the jewels and a Trump-Inferius pairing to kill the trolls might work pretty well
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22432
22433
>>22430
"me torc and unicorn go find jack"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22433
>>22432
>>22431
ok wait
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22434
22438 22439 22440
She continues to glare at Ben, "This is your mess, you knew the risks... that is,... um. We'll sort this out later, I'm sure we cam figure out a way to resolve the situation without resorting to violence."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22435
22436 22437 22438
I want to go find Ponimaru and fight trolls.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22436
>>22435
Finding Ponimaru is fighting the trolls
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22437
22438
>>22431
>>22435
whats the battleplan?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22438
22439 22449
>>22434
Alrighty then. I guess the entire team goes to fight the trolls

>>22435
You have learned nothing and shall receive no proposal

>>22437
The entire team goes for the Trolls now
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22439
>>22438
>>22434
"lets go save jack!!"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22440
22442 22449
>>22434
>the party can't decide on this shit
Torc is going to find the money
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22441
22442 22443 22444 22449
"Grab hold then," she says holding out her arms.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22442
>>22440
I like your initiative

>>22441
Holds?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22443
>>22441
"hugs thez"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22444
22446 22447 22448
>>22441
"Ummm.." *reaches out hoof*
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22445
22447
>get for thez
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22446
>>22444
ill kill you one day
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22447
>>22444
>>22445
kek
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22448
22450
>>22444
"You have learned nothing about putting aside minor personal interests for the well functioning of the team."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22449
22451 22452
>post
>>22440
>then see
>>22438
CAN WE DECIDE SOMETHING FOR ONCE
>>22441
"No thanks, I'll stay with ben and find out the money problem."
And I mean Trump doesn't think Torc would be usefu so why go? Learn the hard way
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22450
22451
>>22448
Tracy already told Ponimaru she would be his Nee-san. She can't let him get killed by someone else.

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22451
22454
>>22449
You'd be pretty useful in either location.
>>22450
Yeah, bullshit. Strike 1
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22452
22455 22456 22457 22459 22460
>>22449
"Alright." she says, and everybody goes <whooof>
And finds themself falling from about 4000'.
"Oh shit! Not again,...." she can be heard to say as you all fall, seq quickly trails aftter.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22453
*she
Think fast
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22454
22456
>>22451
It's true though. It's in the charts.
She needs some kind of ulterior motivation to get her to look for shekels: she doesn't care about money.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22455
22458 22461
>>22452
*sobs because falling*
*summons uatchit*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22456
22457 22459
>>22454
Jesus, the motivation is that the Party is helping the townsfolk

>>22452
Um... Is Thez going to stop us?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22457
22461 22462
>>22456
>>22452
Yeah... CALL FAE
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22458
22461 22465 22549
>>22455
casts airwalk on thez
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22459
22463
>>22452
"What the fu-!"
What's beneath them? How far is the fall?
*momentarily assumes monstrous shape, involuntarily*
>>22456
She doesn't care about the town. She cares about creatures close to her.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22460
22471
>>22452
Glad I didn't have Torc go
>turns to Ben
"Meet me out front, I'll be ready in a minute."
Torc goes to the stable, deciding he needs a Watson if he's going to play Shelock for this
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22461
22466 22468
>>22455
"Whoops," Thez embarrassedly says as she whizzes past.
In between panic and the wind bustling by, players notice several large fires well into the distance of the forest, bonfires essentially.
>>22457
A shiny-brass twinkle can be seen in the distance.
>>22458
Um, you're out of range for that. In fact, Thez is the only one who isn't falling including you.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22462
>>22457
*catches*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22463
22464
>>22459
Why is she not willing to pair off with Flashy then?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22464
>>22463
Get on her back before you die.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22465
>>22458
Rather, Thez is in a controlled dive/descent, there's a difference.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22466
22467
>>22461
i summoned uatchit though.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22467
22469 22471
>>22466
Right, my bad. Ignore I said
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22468
22470
>>22461
Grapples nearby black horse thing and awaits
Fae's arrival
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22469
22472
>>22467
*surf boards towards bonfires*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22470
>>22468
"~Unf!"
*slows descent, with best of ability, stabilizing herself to allow her husband to get onto her saddle.*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22471
22475
>>22467
See
>>22460

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22472
>>22469
*also carefully moves towards bonfire, making sure her husband is well-seated*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22473
22474 22476
Alright! Everyone involved in the falling has successfully defeated instantaneous falling. That's a useful skill. Thez is now the one speeding toward the ground saying
"Well shit."
But she Whoofs back to party level, standing in mid-air. "Sorry about that, force of habit. But hey! There's where the trolls probably are!"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22474
>>22473
[excited hoers noises]
Pls make the trolls stark white, like 9gag memes.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22475
22476 22480
>>22471
Troll is there waiting. "Ar we gonna make someone cry?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22476
22478
>>22473
>>22475
Trumpaladin transfers over to his mount, so he can fight while mounted, when safe to do so
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22477
22479 22481
Infernius speeds of on Uatchit (the Egyptian goddess, btw). Thez speeds of close behind. Trump jumps over to Fae "I would have made it you know," and quickly follows behind.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22478
>>22476
>40 flight speed
lol, You're right Tracy for at least a few minutes. Get comfy until the kitty finally shows up.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22479
22483
>>22477
Aaaand it's gone...
Tracy, feeling lighter, but somehow heavier, slowly gallops towards the area of the bonfire.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22480
22482 22488
>>22475
"Maybe, someone took all of prt barry's money. Wanna help get it back?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22481
>>22477
"I am sorry for doubting you even momentarily" Trumpaladin says to Fae, and takes out both ring shield and Vanderiem, ready to attack
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22482
22485
>>22480
By the way, I think you made a good choice. thank you and good job
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22483
22487 22489
>>22479
Slowly? Not hardly. Thez is fastest 111, followed by Infernius 100 (Uatchit), followed by Tracy 90, followed by 30
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22484
Essentially what I just did there was allowed player reaction and accoutrements to determine initiative. Trump goes last.
T> Etherealness (monk ability) - And Thez vanishes
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22485
>>22482
Uuhhh, thanks you too?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22486
22491 22492 22496
Infernius, you're up. You're about 3 rounds out at current speed.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22487
>>22483
+10 FOR PALADIN'S MOUNT, DAMN IT!

We need Sad Alex to give her a boost
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22488
>>22480
"If there is any way I can help, I will do so. Shall I show you the crime scene?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22489
22490
>>22483
Tracy bottles up her frustration, and holds herself back from snorting out a cloud of smoke into the Dragonne (she really wants to do it)
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22490
>>22489
Well then she should have been more cooperative earlier now shouldn't she?
xX5HS
?
No.22491
[1d20 = 20]
>>22486
activate burn then go in for a melee attack.
SXv2m
?
No.22492
22493
[2d20 = 20]
>>22486
Tracy observes the bonfire area from a distance
Rolling Spot + Search
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22493
>>22492
Does she still get her Spot bonus in this form?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22494
Trumpaladin sits back patiently waiting, wishing he had gone with Torcuil
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22495
I got work tomorrow...
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22496
22497 22498
>>22486
GM?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22497
22498
>>22496
GM is Kill
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22498
>>22496
>>22497
ja.
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22499
I think I'll go to bed then...
Might check in later, if I'm awake...
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22500
22501 22502
im gonna go play oblivion.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22501
22503
>>22500
>sighs
Sorry, I left you hanging. Again. I didn't mean/plan to, but I did step away. I neglected to mention, and that is also something that will emergently addressed. With a 20 roll, Infernius lead a grand charge, decimating the Trolls who spout all sorts of reddit-nonsense (seriously, they're trolls. Unfortunately, despite the cheers of the lumberjacks, and the minimal experience that was gained, the trolls were a red herring.
What Torcuil discovers from trace but inspecific magic residue is that a coordinated effort was exerted on the vault, of a type unknown to him.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22502
22506 22508
>>22500
if i eat one of there hearts will i gain some degree of fast healing?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22503
>>22501
HE LIVES
>the trolls were a red herring
As in a distraction for the people who ran off with Port Barry's gold and possibly ours while we were here?
*Kills Ponimaru for giving bad information/letting his pidgeon be captured, and also because fuck Tracy*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22504
22505
Seriously, the trolls were literally going to say stupid troll-phrases; low-energy, stupid, and base insult not worth hearing. I was literally going to troll you with the trolls to see if anyone followed the money. Torquil did, so the party has a disadvantaged advantage.
Also note, the money in the treasury (the jew hoard) is untouched, whats missing pertains onlt to Ben'a/Thez' contract
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22505
22506
>>22504
My intent was to have half the party go for the trolls and half go for the money with the division based upon complementary skills, but (((someone))) refused this.

My action is to kill Ponimaru
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22506
22507 22509
>>22502
Try it
>>22505
Ponimaru gave good intel, it wasn't his fault that the situation wasn't as pressing as others. Not to be a dick, but I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome,....
>>22505
Torcuil fulfilled the requirement to determine that it was a group effort, orchestrated and deliberate. These were pros.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22507
>>22506
>I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome
No shit, I noticed.

>Ponimaru gave good intel
I want to kill him out of salt over Tracy
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22508
22511
>>22502
If GM says "Try it" that means YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING TRY IT or you'll be turned into a newt
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22509
22510
>>22506
they are dnd trolls right?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22510
22515 22516
>>22509
Yes, not LOTR trolls
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22511
22513
>>22508
Whatever do you mean? I would put it to a dice roll. No takebacks anymore.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22512
22514 22517 22519
Don't ask the dice anything you can't determine yourself, through combined effort, skill, patience, strategy, etc. Always stack the deck. Whether crafting magic shoes, or murdering useless shit. Otherwise, the dice can make your day/wreck your shop. Its stupid the degree of variance the dice allow for.
Each party member excels at something, let them do that first. Thez excels at murder, so if she says "I' gonna" then she's gonna. Good freefall practice tho.

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22513
>>22511
>Dice roll
Then Inferius DEFINITELY shouldn't do it

The only things that should be eaten are weeaboo horse flesh by Fae and Unicorn pussy by me
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22514
>>22512
I've been saying this forever!
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22515
22516
>>22510
I collect all the troll hearts.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22516
22518 22530
By the way GM, I never gave you proper credit for this line
>>20858 →
>I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one
Fae has picked up on Trumpaladin's contempt for/way of speaking about Tracy. It's like a dog picking up on the master's emotions. It's adorable. I need to make more use of Fae

>>22515
>>22510
Um... I guess free the lumberjacks, shake their hands and try to take as much credit as possible, then set the wagons to take the wood back, ten go inform Adam that the lumberjacks are safe and inform Slovenia that I have secured the wood she needs (okay... with help)
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22517
22519
>>22512
after i get all the hearts i go to ben to see if he needs help.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22518
22520
>>22516
Appreciated, but thats the least of the double-entendres, refrences, and ironic jokes,
\\>>22517
As Infernius arrives, he hears Torcuil exclam:
"A team did this, this was coordinated."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22519
>>22517
>>22512
I should probably go help with the stolen goods, but damn it if Tracy runs off with that stallion after the battle, I'm running off with a mare
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22520
22521
>>22518
i ask ben what hes on about
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22521
22522
>>22520
"Oy, it wasn't me freunlewen!" Ben blurts. "I dunno, I didn't do anything wrong!"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22522
22523 22524 22525
>>22521
JA WIRKLICH? why so tense ben?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22523
22527
>>22522
Because he's a jew who just lost all the money. Roll a sense motive if you're in doubt.
xX5HS
?
No.22524
[1d20 = 9]
>>22522

Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22525
22526 22529
>>22522
GM, can I confirm that 1. Charm potions exist and 2. That I slipped one off of Torcuil during a fight? Is the one who consumes it the one who is charmed?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22526
>>22525
he did. i remember the fight.
RNBHD
?
No.22527
22528 22529
[1d20 = 3]
>>22523
I have a +23 on sense motive, so I'm going to roll on Ben just because I can

SENSE MOTIVE
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22528
>>22527
26 aint bad.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22529
22530
>>22525
"Charm Person" re the potion/spell, yes. Also yes, they who drink potion r spelled toward the "1st influemce"
>>22527
He's for real. He thought the cash was safe,"
"It was a team," Torcuil says.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22530
22531
>>22529
By the way, I do all of the stuff in >>22516

I guess that means tell Adam the loggers are safe, and tell Slovenia I can give her wood if she wants it
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22531
22532 22533
>>22530
Success
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22532
22533
>>22531
I want to hold at this moment, see what Tracy does before deciding how to proceed
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22533
1497865371180.png
>>22531
>>22532
See if she chooses to go to the vault with me or if she ignores me and runs off after that stallion. Again
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22534
22535
Its to the point where if I sleep now I'll get 5 hrs, so I'm gonna sleep now.
The trolls were am opportunity to creatively and visually murder some shit. Also I was gonna throw weak memes (and maybe some board-specific though not explicit trolling. The party strategized in a waythat was effective neypnd the dice. Victory was assured. At the same time Port Barry was getting jacked, in a way that was unavoidable given the existing securty measures of the vault The only place that might have been safe is the tower treasury.
The method of theft is unknown, but did involve magic.
The party is still well-paid, but the port is broke.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22535
22536 22537
>>22534
GM, if Fae is sent alone after Ponimaru, what is the chance of success? She has Track as a feat and +4 racial modifier on search and listen checks. She eats those kinds of things right?

Also, does her Command work on horses or just Dragonnes and perhaps dragon like creatures?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22536
22539
>>22535
Tl;dr https://youtu.be/dYZq_DlRBHQ
The trolls r kill. Ponimaru played a notable job in the death of the trolls and Tracy learns that he can throw 8 kunai per round (she only gets 4!) but his accuracy sucls.

Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22537
22539
>>22535
Yes, she has a favorable (75%) chance of tracking Ponimaru. Locating him however is <50%
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22538
>gawd
'Night
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22539
22540 22543
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
>>22536
You have very good taste in Music

>That rat bastard has the audacity to show himself in the open
ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! And now a fourth attack, because I'm level 16, so ATTACK! Plus Dragonne pounce

>>22537
>He can hide
His cover is flammable, damn it!
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22540
22541 22542
>>22539
Wait, ur seriously attacking him?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22541
22542
>>22540
Tracy was asked to accompany her Flashy on a mission where her skills would be useful. And she agreed. But then she reneged and ignored him. Why? She decided she'd rather go see a certain Stallion. Well she needs to learn her lesson somehow.

Why not? Is murdering possible romantic competitors in front of witnesses not within the Paladin code of conduct or something?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22542
22600
>>22540
>>22541
I can just go after the Unicorn instead
xX5HS
?
No.22543
22544 22600
[1d20 = 6]
>>22539
GRAPPLE trump
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22544
22552
>>22543
Why you betray me too Inferius? Can't you see I've been betrayed enough today?
*Sad Trump noises*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22545
22546 22547 22550
>Fug @[email protected]'
Well, I'm back on my normal schedule, so I'll be around all afternoon with no distractions, giving details to what Torcuil discovered from his investigation as well as what Ponimaru learned about the Trolls and the situation in the forest, and whatever else is in progress/development.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22546
22547 22552
>>22545
Trumpaladin wakes up, still heart broken, tired, and having overshot the time he intended to wake up, and wonders what the actual fuck was his state of mind earlier

"Why you do this shit sober?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22547
>>22545
>>22546
Wait, wait, got a question for Ponimaru before leaving the scene

Trumpaladin spends what seems to be an inordinate amount of time giving death glares at Ponimaru, but eventually approaches, not really breaking eye contact as he does this:

"Do not trust the Blue One. However much you want to believe that she is different from the last time she fucked you over, however much you want to tell yourself 'its not the same as it was the last time,' she's the same as she has always ever been. Do not trust her as it will only harm you... I learned this the hard way.

I have one question for you about the trolls, just one: based upon your knowledge and experience with trolls, is the incursion that occurred here out of the ordinary, as if caused by some outside force not formerly present, or is this an ordinary troll attack?"
Mrs. Sentry
rNmfE
?
No.22548
I'm going to be at work all day. For the moment, has anything changed since last night?
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22549
22551
image.png
>>22458
Trolls are all kill and it turned out the better choice was the missing money.

My paper is turned in (late) but I still have other things I need to do
>tfw you want to die but you can't because you haven't done all of your work yet
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22550
>>22545
Hi, I'm here

What did Torc find out last night? I passsed the fuck out.

Mrs. Sentry
o6TJw
?
No.22551
>>22549
>trolls are kill
Aww.. I wanted to have some fun with them...
>Gotta get back to work
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22552
22553 22554
>>22546
>>22544
"me do right thing you no kill ponimaru"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22553
22554 22555
>>22552
*crying paladin noises*
"But Tracy chose him over me..."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22554
>>22553
>>22552
What the hell did I miss?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22555
22556 22557
>>22553
"that not his fault, you should chastise tracy instead of trying to murder a horse whose only crime is helping us fight the trolls."
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22556
22558
>>22555
"What can be done about Tracy? She's unchastizable. But if she loses Ponimaru, then she'll learn"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22557
22559
>>22555
>wasted
WHO WANTS STEAK?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22558
22560
>>22556
"theres always a way to punish someone without murdering horse."
xX5HS
?
No.22559
22562
[1d20 = 13]
>>22557
cupcheck
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22560
22561 22562
>>22558
"And what is that way exactly?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22561
22563
>>22560
"prision." or faking you death.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22562
22563
>>22559
Fuck off
>>22560
Chastity dvices
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22563
22564 22565
>>22561
"That sounds... Very difficult to accomplish"
>>22562
"Now that could work. Could you make a magical one?"
I think a cup could have really helped Torcuil in an important scene a few nights ago
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22564
22566
>>22563
"we have magic to help"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22565
22566 22570
>>22563
Go die in a hole
Rmember only quotes when Torc is speaking. He isn't even close to you faggots. But he could, when everyoe rejoins
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22566
22572
>>22565
Oh that's right. They are not together

>>22564
"We need to do something. Do you know of any helpful magic? We could also take some of her items"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22567
22568
Who is Ponimaru again?
RNBHD
?
No.22568
22569
>>22567
Ponimaru is a horse obtained from Port Barry who Tracy killed when she killed all the horses in the stable. Ponimaru deserved it, but was revived because GM said do. He's supposed to be like a ninja or something, and can do some stealth things. Thez and Ben have been using him mostly as a messenger. Tracy's faggot wants him as a trick pony
\r
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22569
22571 22573
>>22568
Is aagically gelding him an option?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22570
>>22565
im at bens so i am.
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22571
22573
>>22569
My guess is yes, but would that really puss off Tracy's faggot? If he could be scared away or teleported to where Tracy couldn't get him, that would work wells]
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22572
>>22566
"torc knows hold person."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22573
22574 22575
>>22569
>>22571
im not letting you faggots do anything to ponimaru
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22574
22576
>>22573
But it sounds fun
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22575
22577
>>22573
Now why the hell not? It's a horse. Not a person. And not a horse any of us own.

Now we could swipe items from Tracy instead

Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22576
>>22574
Also this
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22577
22578 22579
>>22575
it speaks English
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22578
>>22577
Oh whatever. Help me do something to Tracy
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22579
22580 22587
>>22577
So does Bill Clinton, would you be opposed to us cutting his balls off?
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22580
>>22579
And this as well
Mrs. Sentry
Fd6i0
?
No.22581
22583 22584
>On way home from work
>Trump's faggot is trying to steal my yandere gig
Oh stop it you. If I can figure out the math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insisted on riding instead of Tracy), you can play a rational human being. Wait until I get done before y'all start acting like idiots.

Anyway, the first thing Tracy would've done upon seeing Ponimaru would be give him brutal, "friendly" Indian sunburns, for running off by himself, and ask him if he's been practicing with his soccer ball.
Also, skin the Trolls and bottle their fluids. Their hides, bones and tissue will make for good upgrades to her spooky armor.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22583
22585 22591
>>22581
>I can't be Yandere
Wrong. I can do it better than you can

>being mean to Ponimary
Wrong. Also my thing

>Doing bizarre shit to trolls
Burning them

>Math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insistent on riding instead of Tracy)
It's taken the intervention of Inferius to prevent Trumpaladin from killing Ponimaru (who you insisted on going to see instead of Trumpaladin)
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22584
>>22581
>>22582
You need to go investigate the crime scene, mrs. "spot check"
Mrs. Sentry
Fd6i0
?
No.22585
22586
>>22583
Trumpaladin came too, so what's the issue?

Also, I really wish we could've had that troll fight in session...
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22586
22591
>>22585
Because it fucked up the plan! Tracy would have been more useful at the crime scene, which was the real incident, and not the troll fight
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22587
22589
>>22579
yea but bill is a rapist ponimaru is not.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22589
>>22587
I think Torcuil taking Ponimaru as a sort of pet or assistant would be a neat idea
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22590
>>22588
NO! Don't be friendly to the fucker
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22591
22592
>>22583
>Burning them
She's a seasoned body-snatcher: she already hauled off the remains earlier; which is when she didn't react when Trumpaladin was attacking Ponimaru.
>>22586
Troll fight sounded like a lot of fun though.. Tracy is a professional troll-slayer, and I wanted to try a Sneak-attack, ride-by, cleaving combo...
Did the trolls drop any inorganic items? Any clubs, tridents or magnets?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22592
22596
>>22591
If flashy asks her to accompany her, she says yes. Imagine if he were raped by some mare while she was away?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22596
>>22592
Tracy became confident in his ability to not get >raped after she, the queen of >Rapists, failed to >rape him (I marked it off of the "Worries" list: it's no longer a concern factor).
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22599
22601
Posts keep disappearing and changing order, is there a bug or something?
xX5HS
?
No.22600
>>22543
>>22542
the only reason i did that is because murder is wrong AND illegal...
\r
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22601
22602
>>22599
no its trump.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22602
22603
>>22601
Y those posts though? I don't see any wrongthink there.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22603
22605
>>22602
hes jealous of you running of with ponimaru.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22605
22607 22608
>>22603
>running of with
Isn't the group still together atm? Tracy only disappeared momentarily to process the troll parts (while I was at work).
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22606
Oh shit, g2g. I'll resolve this autism later.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22607
>>22604
that seems terrible.
>>22605
im at bens with torc i dunno where you are.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22608
22609
>>22605
Trump and Inferius returned to the Tower, to show off to Adam and Slovenia their work in rescuing the lumber crew (and the lumber) and to ask Ben an Torcuil about the heist. Inferius even interrogated a jew
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22609
22610
>>22608
ben and torc where in the tower?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22610
22611
>>22609
Uh... Maybe?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22611
22612
>>22610
where is port barrys money kept?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22612
22613 22614
>>22611
It was never explicitly stated, but I got the impression it was in Ben's building
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22613
22615 22617 22618
>>22612
we should construct a town hall and appoint sechs mayor. that way when we move to the capital we know port barry is in good hands.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22614
>>22612
yea that was the impression i got too.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22615
22616 22617
>>22613
That hasn't happened already?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22616
22618
>>22615
not technically i don't think.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22617
22618
>>22615
>>22613
how much autonomy do we want port barry to have?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22618
22619 22622
>>22613
>when we move to the capital
I love that line of thinking, although we could perhaps move the capital of all lands to Port Barry

>>22616
I kind of feel like I said "build a town hall" at some point, and Sechs has got to be some sort of official leader, but sure, we can do that

>>22617
As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want, which is a pretty decent amount
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22619
22622 22623
>>22618
>move capital to port barry
i like this idea.
>As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want
that"s a lot.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22620
22621
Wait, where are all ofd the characters atm?
I don't have much time for this...
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22621
22622
>>22620
Mine: THe Tower
Inferius: With Ben
Torcuil: with ben
Yours: Who knows
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22622
22624 22627
>>22618
>>22619
Idk, shouldn't a capital of a country be further inland, normally? It'd be better to check out surrounding areas first, and then see what territories want their own autonomy, unless the plan is to just conquer everyone.
>>22621
What's he doing at the tower?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22623
>>22619
>>22619
It's easy with Port Barry because they are enchanted with us. They do pretty much anything we want just by being asked. Where it will be difficult is when we expand into different cities. A lot of them will probably have civilian populations that feel they are being oppressed and so might respond to having their government overthrown as being liberated. But I don't know. In general, the less direct control we take, the easier it will be to claim we have good intentions
U7NQF
?
No.22624
22626
>>22622
>Capital be further inland
Well, here's the thing. I personally believe the ability to move by ship is insanely useful, especially on a map split into multiple continents

>see what territories want autonomy
I'd assume autonomy is the default and most of them want it. I'd rather conquer the Court City, and then see which territories want military protection, or at least trade relations

>Why at the tower
To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia. That, and I assumed Ben and Torcuil were at the tower, but I honestly do not know
\r
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22626
22631
>>22624
>the Court City
It's highly likely that the court city may not have the same centralizing function now that the nerd who bullied everyone out of their lunch money is gone. Keep that in mind.
>To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia.
Tracy would've followed back that way then.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22627
22631
>>22622
>conquer everyone.
good idea.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22628
>sighs
Baking, one sec
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22630
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/22629.html
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22631
>>22626
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates

>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching

>>22627
I love this idea too