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Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

803 replies and 48 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21814
>>21810
Trump wouldn't do that..
Whatever floats Iv guess...
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21815
21818 21819
>>21808
Trumpaladin goes to the mill with Slovenia, more or less telling her he can get her more equipment and a managerial position if she wants

>>21809
I actually had that planned and was egging on Tourcil for that purpose

>>21812
The Unicorn we rescued is a fucking beast at carpentry
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21816
>>21808
Can i produce ambrosia?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21817
21819 21821
>>21810
>>21813
GM, please tell me Tay is in the stables at the same time as Tourcil
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21818
>>21815
I know you did; it's sinister.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21819
21821 21822 21823
>>21813
Does tay weigh more or less than 90kg?
>>21815
Good. Torc, somehow becoming the party's engineer, will need help building
>>21817
NO

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21820
21824 21826
Where is my character?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21821
>>21817
>>21819
Lol i totally am torkuli
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21822
21825
>>21819
>90kg
>198.416 pounds
Definitely less than that.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21823
21825 21831
>>21819
Oh this unicorn is damn near psycho. She can produce all of it herself

>>21810
GM, can I do like a sense motive check or a profession check to determine if Slovenia has the skills to actually manage other people?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21824
>>21820
Wherever she wants to be. You're fast
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21825
21827 21831 21849
>>21822
GOOD
>>21823
But, can she do the math/design/usage?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21826
21829 21830
>>21811
The mill.
>>21820
I think Trump, Slovenia, and Tracy are headed to the mill.
I further think that Torcuil is at the stables, potentially there with Taylor (who recently saw the tailor,... HA!)
Infernius is wandering around the countryside. Still no sign of no bully Norfilly, who's adorable-ness brightens any day, or room, or campaign.
Also, Sad Alex hasn't been seen in a while, and while I'm on about it, neither has Yak Lee (who still has 'splainin' to do)
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21827
21831 21849
>>21825
Actually yes. She's psycho. Stay away from her, because if she rapes you, that's a three day ban
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21829
21840
>>21826
i thought we sacrificed yak lee?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21830
21837 21840
>>21826
Sad Alex is incredibly powerful, but the drawback to his power is that he sometimes turns into an incredibly sad-looking statue for a long time...
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21831
21832 21836
>>21823
Excellent question, she absolutely does not.
>>21825
>math
Yes
>>21827
Not one for rape, good lookin' out though
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21832
21835
>>21831
Alright...

Trumpaladin stops hinting that she can be in any sort of managerial position
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21833
21834 21840
>is in stables
So.. what's it look like in there?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21834
21837
>>21833
in the mill*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21835
21837
>>21832
Doesn't the mill already have its own manager?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21836
>>21831
Im in the stables
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21837
21838
>>21830
Don't make him scary

>>21835
Probably, and I'm not appointing this psychopath

>>21834
You can go to the forest if you want. Peeling off will not be punnished

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21838
21839
1190325__safe_solo_looking at you_ponified_doctor who_shy_statue_artist-colon-disastral_peeking_weeping angel.png
>>21837
>Don't make him scary
He's a guy possessed by an "angel" that looks like an infernal, who's always crying for some reason. Besides, he said he wanted to be spooky.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21839
21842
>>21838
Stahp!
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21840
21841 21843 21851
>>21829
Maybe, I just remember him being revealed as a troll. I'm still open to him playing though.
>>21830
His character isn't bad, just not well developed or thought out. I think he assumed having Ryuk would make him awesomer, except that there's a limit to everything. Also he picked a fight with Thez out the gate, which was a fight he couldn't win even WITH Ryuk.
>>21833
For the moment, nothing has changed

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21841
21844 21846
>>21840
Thez was an infernal. Of course a fight is picked. Also, most of that was me trolling
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21842
21845
Spoilered
>>21839
Don't look away.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21843
>>21840
what else do i see on my walk?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21844
21845
>>21841
wait your alex?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21845
21847
>>21842
>>21842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZetoSOUeXE

>>21844
No, I just pretended to be him once
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21846
21848 21854
>>21841
No, I know about that didn't at the time, but saw in the aftermath. You goaded, but he still decided that Thez was a globalist and had Ryuk stab her.
You better not have been Alex the whole time. If you were, I advise he not appear anymore

Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21847
21850
>>21845
fuck 179 dude
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21848
21853
>>21846
Reeee! I'm not Sad Alex
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21849
21854
>>21827
>gets raped by your waifu
>banned
Fek u
>>21825
Alright
Estimating Tay's weight at 145lb
>long arm: 25 ft
>short arm: 7 ft
>sling length: 13 ft
>height of pivot: 17 ft
>counterweight mass: 30000 lb
>projectile weight: 145 lb
>release angle: 30°
EFECTIVE RANGE: 1400 ft roughly
Tay, I would run
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21850
21852
>>21847
Yeah I know. Scariest thing in media I think I've seen
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21851
21855
>>21840
>nothing has changed
Tracy decides to leave the genius to her work, and excuses herself to go off and track down Infernius to fetch the lumber.
(I she moves at more than twice his base speed, so she should catch up pretty quickly once she finds his scent, right?)
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21852
>>21850
it was made by /x/ bro
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21853
21856 21859
>>21848
Splendid! I won't have to nerf both of you then!

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21854
21860
>>21849
Give her at least a few hours to make these things

>>21846
Heading to the mill, talking about how much resources I can help provide, and placing an arm around her
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21855
21860
>>21851
Has Tracy caught Infernius's trail yet?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21856
21857 21859
>>21853
Does trollestia say anything to me?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21857
21858 21859
>>21856
Ask her if she's seen your boyfriend
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21858
>>21857
Oh i will.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21859
21863
>>21853
Troll never responded to Torc
>>21856
>>21857
>urge to shoot intensifys
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21860
21861 21862
>>21854
Upon arriving at the mill, Slovenia and Trump are greeted by Adam, who is overseeing the running of the mill. I have no idea how the mill runs, since it certainly wouldn't be an electrical grid, let alone hydraulics, but lets just leave that alone for the time being?
Upon entering, Adam turns and says "Whoa there. You can't be here, this area is off,..."
Slovenia launches into a tirade about how the machines can probably (and can) run faster, that the workers Adam has are not working to any degree of efficiency or resolve, and that the group is doing neither themselves nor the Port a service by slacking off or working anywhere outside their 'best'.
>>21855
Yeah, he's still a ways off though. She passes an arrow stuck oddly in the ground.

SXv2m
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No.21861
21865
[3d20 = 23]
>>21860
Spot + Listen to detect nearby creatures
Search to scan the area for clues and speed-up the tracking.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21862
21873
>>21860
Watermill

To Adam: "I'm Trumpaladin. I own the person who owns you."

To psycho: "It's okay Slovenia, we'll get this"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21863
21866
>>21859
If there was a question, I must have lost it, and I backtracked 2x.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21864
Unless it was the question about Tay's weight, which appeared sufficiently answered
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21865
21867
>>21861
Well that was a shitty roll..
*Continues down the trail*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21866
>>21863
It wasn't a question, it was the "I have something to confess"
>spahgetti begins pouring out of sporran
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21867
21868
>>21865
Wait, I forgot Warponies get +5 on Spot and Listen checks.
Does she sense anything?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21868
21869 21870 21872 21874
>>21867
Yes. She senses that she and others might just get struck by a random bolt of lightning if they don't stop being so vague about what they're doing and what their intentions are, such that the GM can actually make a reasonable response that fits both their intentions and the 'developing' plotline.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21869
21871
>>21868
How am I being vauge?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21870
>>21868
*trots forward through the forest, diligently, continuing towards the scent of the red bull*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21871
21875
>>21869
You're right, I missed your comment about having something to say, please continue. Trollestia is listening.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21872
21876 21885
>>21868
Alright then

Trumpaladin puts his arm in front of Slovenia, if that is still possible, to prevent her from destroying something or whipping someone. He says to her "hold on, you'll get this"

He looks at Adam and says "I am Trumpaladin. Perhaps you heard of me. Part of the Party that killed Kefka and the Tarrasque. I severed Soros's arm. Anyways, we want to order Trebuchets for our party. I believe another member of our party was here earlier. I have here an expert craftsmare who you are going to accept onto your team, although we should probably teach her how to work with others a bit better first."
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21873
21876
>>21862
"Owns? Heh, good luck with that," he turns back to his crew.
Slovenia however, doesn't seem too bothered by the scene. "I expected worse, but this will do fine."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21874
21877 21882
>>21868
im walking because i sad im not vauge.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21875
21882
>>21871
>spagehtti is shooting out of sporran at the speed of light
"Well, um. You s-see, I went to the b-bathouse. I was invited by Tay. I got in my plain kilt, got in and t-then......"
Torc begins mumbling like a madman, which I guess he is in a way.
U7NQF
?
No.21876
>>21873
Alrighty then, say what is in >>21872

\r
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21877
21878 21880 21882
>>21874
Tracy is still looking for this guy, finding every one of his deep, heavy hoofprints, and easily picking up his potent musk and trail of broken branches and dropped copies of Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21878
21879 21881
>>21877
>Dropping copies of Mien Kampf
>Ever
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21879
21880 21881
>>21878
this.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21880
>>21877
>>21879
ok there might be one.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21881
21883
>>21878
>>21879
I assumed he always carried enough for the whole continent.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21882
21884 21885 21886
>>21875
Just spit it yo.
>>21877
Now we're getting somewhere.
>>21874
Saying you're walking cuz sad without referencing or indicating why or what's the issue IS vague
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21883
21887 21893
>>21881
i get supply drops of them from the inter-dieminsion lufftewaffe.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21884
21885 21887
>>21882
because tracy basicly said "im not your friend infernuis"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21885
21892
>>21882
See >>21872

>>21884
That's so sad...

Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21886
21909
>>21882
"Uh, well"
>whispering
"Iwazshagged"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21887
21888 21889
>>21883
>Hitler appears from another dimension for a couple seconds every few months and hand-delivers signed copies of his books
I am okay with this.
>>21884
She was too tsun to admit it
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21888
21890 21892
>>21887
She's having romantic feelings for Inferius?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21889
21891
>>21887
infernuis takes everything to heart
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21890
>>21888
No.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21891
>>21889
I can tell..
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21892
21898
>>21885
"Blah blah, I don't care what you're doing. Give me measurements and dimensions and I'll make it happen."
Slovenia seems pleased with the mill.
"This is acceptable. Shall we venture back to the tower then?"
>>21888
SHHH, you're ruining it! I saw it too! Also you should have booped!
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21893
21894
>>21883
Wait, wut? You wanna run THAT by me again?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21894
21896
>>21893
kek it was a joke.
>but can i though?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21895
Aww shart. I have to attend to something that seriously can't wait until later.
In the mean time, Tracy continues stealthily following the bull's trail.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21896
21897 21900
>>21894
Infernius twists his ankle on a rock. Movement rate is halved.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21897
21899
>>21896
>casts cure minor wounds
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21898
>>21892
Adam: "Excellent. We'll return with the details, I assume. And maybe more timber as well"

To Slovenia "Then we shall. Are you sure you don't want to make it on your own, to ensure quality? We might have a set of elves who can do lifting"

Starts to walk back to the tower. Wraps an arm around Slovenia as he goes

I know
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21899
21901
>>21897
As he finishes healing himself, Tracy runs up on him, clearly having tracked him down at great length.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21900
21902
>>21896
"Um... Slovenia? What do you know about Trebuchets exactly?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21901
21904 21905
>>21899
her faggot is gone,what do?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21902
21903
>>21900
"No idea, but they sound both exciting and challenging (trebuchets)."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21903
>>21902
"Well..."

Trumpaladin is out of words, and is heading back to the tower
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21904
21906
>>21901
No rape my waifu
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21905
21908 21910
>>21901
Well, if I was in YOUR position, I might consider taking the opportunity to express why Infernius is salty at Tracy. Aside, I might consider the opportunity to throw MORE salt and bail. I might FURTHER describe the lanky-green fellows and belay the issue entirely. I might also,....
Sky's the limit.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21906
21907
>>21904
slovenia is with you.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21907
>>21906
No rape my other waifu
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21908
21911 21912
>>21905
i didnt know if you wanted me to interact with her while hes gone but okay
"tracy what you do hear?"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21909
21911
Waiting for Troll's responce on
>>21886

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21910
21913
Slovenia Right Now.jpg
>>21905
While walking towards the Tower, Trumpaladin starts staring at Slovenia and physically touching her at more or less random to see if she responds to anything, and generally if this psycho-bitch ever breaks her trance
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21911
21912 21915 21935
>>21908
>goes with an interactive question, knowing that interaction is going to be delayed
>>21909
Troll sighs. "I can see this is important to you. It appears that this is a matter of great significance to you, and that it took a measure of courage and fortitude to even admit this to me," she says with a conciliatory sigh.
"What has that got to do with me?" she asks bluntly.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21912
21919 21930
>>21908
>>21911
"tracy me sad because you act like you no want to be friends"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21913
21914 21916
>>21910
Are you TRYING to get attacked? I've relegated her responses to being 'fixated/occupied' so far 'cuz I don't want to have to deal with NPCs engaging in mutiny.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21914
>>21913
okay then....
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21915
21917 21925 21937 21948
>>21911
>Trump has been setting me up this whole time
>eye twitch
Torc turns about 20 differrnt shades of red, and fails to say anything (though not for lack of trying)
Then he teleports away in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a note
"I'm sorry. I was trying to salavge a boat that never made it to port in the first place. -Torcuil"
Torc, now in his cave, breaks out the scotch
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21916
21919
Spoilered
>>21913
I was just trying to test what she is and is not comfortable with is all...
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21917
21918
>>21915
Does Trumpaladin know where Torc's cave is?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21918
>>21917
You can bet your ass not
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21919
21921 21922
>>21912
THAT is a question/assertion which necessitates a response. I can't give it, cuz last time I attempted to emote Tracy it was declined, but still.
>>21916
If you're testing the boundaries re: sexual intimacy, I have a hard time legitimately sanctioning a hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human.
>inb4 Trollestia did
Emphasis on troll
Sorry, hate to break it to you, but it sounds bass-ackward to me.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21920
21924
inb4 REEEE
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21921
>>21919
What? She's an Equestrian pony
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21922
21923
>>21919
>hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human
>I'll take "Blue equine playing this game" for $500
>stabby stabby
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21923
21924 21925
>>21922
Who is "Not a character I'm directing"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21924
21926
>>21920
>>21923
It's an Equestrian pony. They have sexual relationships with humans
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21925
>>21923
Fair point
>>21915
>patiently waita for responce
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21926
21927 21931
>>21924
Lets assume what you say is true and objective. Even then, it wouldn't be a case of "Oh snap, there's a penis! I better,..." shoomp onto.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21927
21929
>>21926
Hands down weirdest thing I've read all day
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21928
21929
Sorry for being a faggot.
What did I miss?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21929
21932 21934
>>21927
Execpting Lyra and NEET-pone, I get the distinct impression that every other pone isn't going "Oh well, you got dubs/trips, so have at it."
>>21928
see>>21912
The rest are learnin' about waifus
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21930
21933
>>21912
*averts gaze*
"I.. I don't make friends very easily..."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21931
Trumpaladin turns to Slovenia as they are walking, and says the following:

"I'm sorry Slovenia, but I think we are at an impasse. You want to build a trebuchet, but you don't know how to build one. I do not know how to build one. Adam asked at the mill what dimensions we needed, and I did not know the answer, and neither did you. There is one person who knows these things, and that is Tourcil. But I do not where to find him or how to contact him. He is like a cat, he shows up when he wants to. I would recommend going to the library in the Tower and seeing if there are any books on Trebuchets. I am not sure I have ever been to the Tower library myself, and I am also not sure that any book on Trebuchets are still in the library, and haven't been removed by Torcuil. I also don't know exactly what sized targets we'd be expecting, or what sized timber we'd need. So basically, there is nothing I can do to help you with your task further today. It will have to wait until more favorable conditions.

Unfortunately, I have other things I need to do in town and it's best I do these things before heading back, especially since I don't have anything else there I need to accomplish as of now, and without Inferius present. I must leave you now. I trust that you can find your way back to the tower on your own? Just follow the path and look to the sky. It's visible from far away. It's been great spending time with you."

CALL MOUNT

>>21926
What? It's not like I haven't been taking things slowly
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21932
21935
>>21929
>still not give troll's responce
Torc settles down to a fire, some scotch, and a book hoping to doown out his spaghetti
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21933
21938
>>21930
"then why you track me all the way here?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21934
21935
>>21929
You could have mentioned this three weeks ago
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21935
21937 21939
>>21932
see >>21911
>>21934
And ruin this moment? ^_~
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21936
21938 21939
Yes, GM is observable evil
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21937
>>21935
How bout you see
>>21915

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21938
21940
7cde2c9f57036cca1ed3c6243afc9380.jpg
>>21933
".. Um.. ugh.. I was wondering where you went...." *trails off*
".. A bunch of trees got knocked over in the forest recently. Could you help me load them onto the wagon, so I could bring them to the mill?"
>>21936
>pic
Fuck You
Mod
U7NQF
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No.21939
21945
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
>>21935
>>21936
You might want to be a little more cautious with your posting on mlpol.net, lest you inadvertently break any rules
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21940
21941
>>21938
"me guess"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21941
21942
>>21940
"Alright.." *sees arrow stuck in the ground*
"Were you practicing archery or something?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21942
21952
>>21941
"some green humans attack me, me yell they run."
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21943
21944
File (hide): 5791CA5ACEFD7FF6EBDA0EFD6376DF9A-500872.mp4 (489.1 KB, Resolution:206x222 Length:00:00:12, 9dh1OtM.mp4) [play once] [loop]
9dh1OtM.mp4
Found the perfect weapon for the party
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21944
>>21943
make one.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21945
21946
>>21939
If I were found to be operating in a manner inconsistent with the established intentions and guidelines (rules) of Mlpol.net, and I were doing so observably outside the consistent behavior of a number (a gross number) of participants, and were doing all that while not contributing,... then I would accept that. Tl;dr Xp

Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21946
>>21945
>yawn
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21947
P.S. If I vanish for a minute,....
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21948
21949 21950
>>21915
I had thought that a rather final 'resolution' to the situation. Teleportation is a pretty final statement.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21949
21951
>>21948
Okay, just didn't know if you wanted to add your two cents.

Torc realizes the Scotch isn't drowning his spagehtti, so he returns to the library to study somemore engineering
xX5HS
?
No.21950
21951 21952
[1d20 = 17]
>>21948
i explore the area looking for any ruins other than the walled city.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21951
21953 21955
>>21949
"You should have brought the scotch." Troll says walking in.
>>21950
Infernius determines that a number of breeds and genus' of wildlife and tribal life reside in the area, ranging from crude (biped) to indigenous animals.
SXv2m
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No.21952
[1d20 = 9]
>>21942
"Cowards.."
*inspects arrow nonchalantly while walking*
>>21950
That sound like fun.
Rolling Search, to scout the area for any interesting structures.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21953
21954 21956 21960
>>21951
how many breeds of biped are there?
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.21954
>>21953
>how many races?
6 gorillion
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21955
21956 21958
>>21951
>furiously presses the "i need an adult button"
"Uhhhhhhh, Hi"
What are my chances of surviving this?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21956
21957
>>21953
From your cursory search (allowing for nice dice roll) 2.
>>21955
Oh quit being a baby. Its not like she's gonna suck your blood or anything,... at least I hadn't planned on having her,... I might though. Xp
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21957
21959 21960
>>21956
what are they?

Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21958
21961 21967
>>21955
She telekinesis' a shot and then downs it.
"You're troubled, and awkward, and ashamed. Why?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21959
21963 21965
>>21957
Impossible to determine from tracks and surrounding signs, but they are conclusively of slight build and sparse number.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21960
21962
>>21953
*Peers over the ledge towards the structure*
>>21957
>is bored
"Want to go check it out?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21961
>>21958
>Troll drinking
Oh dear...
xX5HS
?
No.21962
21963 21964
[1d20 = 14]
>>21960
"yes lets go."
tries to find camp of them or an equivalent.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21963
>>21962
>>21959

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21964
21966
>>21962
Tracy flares all her detection abilities to assist him in searching the area.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21965
>>21959
*Tracy inspects the tracks available, and tries to make out a scent she can follow*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21966
21968 21971
>>21964
Tracy notices a liquid stain on the very occasional rock or stretch of grass. It smells like flesh, but bears none of the characteristics of flesh.

Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21967
21970
>>21958
Wait hold up, is this at the library?
"I lived in a cave for years, and you're honestly wondering why I'm awkward?"
Torc sits down, and adopts the 1000 yard stare
"You see, even before that I had never been good with people. Honestly was suprised I got a girl to marry me."
He smiles a bit and chuckles
"I guess I thought I could change it, and be better with people. then that.... whatever you want to call it, happened between us and I don't know. I guess I really was wrong though."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21968
21971 21972
>>21966
*gravitates towards the area, carefully*
".. What's this supposed to be..?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21969
21974
>GM is a bot apparently
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21970
21975
>>21967
"Do you regret it? It was the first time I'd ever experienced such a thing. Many had,... presented themselves, but all did so wanting 'something' (not least of which was the obvious). You were the first I'd encountered who seemed to actually have an interest in who I am. It wasn't a purely carnal thing, there was an innocence to it. I know you didn't ask for what happened TO have happened, and yet in the moment, I felt it would be a shame if I let the matter rest, or allowed the urge - the unspoken desire - to remain unanswered. You must understand, as a primal unicorn, I am particularly sensitive to natural impulses, to the fruition of desire and need. Though unspoken, I could sense a desire within you. I did not mean to offend, and if I did so, you have my sincerest apology," she finishes this statement, offering hoof and head in a bow of respect and supplication.
Didn't I say something about tyrants?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21971
>>21966
>>21968
*continues down the trail, beckoning Infernius to follow*
"I think I found something!" she shouts behind her
xX5HS
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No.21972
21974 21981
>>21968
if tracy tells me about it i go over and taste it.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21974
>>21969
Happened to me too.
>>21972
inb4 semen
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21975
22003 22029
>>21970
"No, you didn't offend me. So please stop bowing" Torc gestures for her to stand up "I just, I just imagined something that wasn't there. Thats all."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21976
are they running maintenance on the site trump?
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21977
21981
This Captcha sure is new.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21978
21980 21982
I'm getting pretty tired. I might call it for the night, if there's no objection.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21979
when i hover over a post number the post doesn't pop up.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.21980
21982
>>21978
Same
Plus this captcha is annoying.
See you faguettes tomorrow
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21981
21983
>>21972
"I found something"
"I'll eat it"
Rly? It tastes like salt and tissue (like, living tissue)

Well on the ONE hand, there are a pair of new entries on the ban-list. On the other hand, I was deliberately (and unabashedly) goading Trump. Who knows?
>>21977

Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21982
>>21978
Feel free, tonight has been 'different', and not necessarily in a good way.
>>21980
Again the previous
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21983
21984
>>21981
does it taste like a bitch?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21984
21986
>>21983
What?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21985
Note: To post, scroll to the top and click the captcha FIRST, otherwise "ur a bot"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21986
21987
1460833745244.jpg
>>21984
say what one more damned time
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21987
>>21986
Motherfucker whaaaat?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21988
Apologies for suggesting and thinking - I did, I am a troll sometimes - that the site issues had anything to do with Trump's faggot or my deliberate trolling of.
Anonymous
o5fWO
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No.21989
21990 22003 22008
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>talks in her sleep
"... castle ... road ... forest .... candy ..."

Just wanted to let you guys know I have not forgotten, but I have a dog that is visiting me and it keeps me awake during the daytime.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21990
21991
>>21989
Thez gently pets the mane of the most adorable of fillies.
"If you choose to wake, there will always be someone here. If you choose to sleep, there will always be someone watching over. Don't mistake me saying; having chosen a filly your playerfaggot invokes ideas of protection and watchfulness, and on behalf of ALL the other faggots I thank you for that. Whether you wish to play or wish to sleep, there will always be someone here, adorable filly."
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21991
22006
>>21990
infernuis heads back to port barry.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21992
loving these new board themes.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21993
21994 21995
>Is a faggot
I'm still not finished sorting myself. If I offended, I ask for the means to make it right. I'm done saying "I'm sorry.". I knew what I was doing, did it deliberately, and dared consequence. Thats not who I want to be.
I want anons to feel/be welcome, but don't know how to be welcoming.
I'm gonna step back from everything. Tell me what you (players, and even lurkers) want, and I'll try to make it happen (it still has to make sense tho, and there is an adverse world outside). This isn't my show, it's yours. I forgot that, and its a mistake I won't repeat.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21994
21996
C4SNfxRVcAAwlUO.jpg
>>21993
i know the feel its alright bro.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21995
>>21993
you've been super welcoming
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21996
21997
>>21994
Thanks, but its not alright. It will be though.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21997
21998
1460363370329.png
>>21996
i walk back to port barry, if were still on for the night some of it was my fault to i probbably shouldn't have wandered off like that.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21998
21999 22005
>>21997
>thinking this is cuz he wandered off
"I'nis,... sweet I'nis. No, this is not your doing, don't mind yourself over it."
She's right. GM is in a state of non plus. Players and characters have no fault in this.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21999
>>21998
>thez
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22000

Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22001
22002 22003 22004
I feel that I have done you - the participants (and perhaps the lurking observers) - a disservice. I did not choose to act in a way that would avoid or mitigate a disasterous or unnecessary outcome. All kidding, all maneuvers aside, I recognize and own that. Simply put, I got careless. I won't diminish my role by citing this or that. It is what it is, it is my fault, and there is little more to be said.
That I am sorry is a matter of consequence and hind-sight, which looks all fine and good after the fact but does not eliminate the choices I made nor does it explain or excuse my behavior. I will not ask for forgiveness or pardon because I don't feel they are warranted.
I hope to continue, to write and depict all sorts of outlandish stories for all to engage in, but I'm uncertain that I am adequately skilled. As a person, I have more issues than a magazine rack, and there is no doubt in my mind that such will color any future interactions.
Simply, I am a fool. I can't but be a fool. I will be less of a fool in time.
The desires of the players will entirely determine the continuity or cessation of my foolishness.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22002
>>22001
im in.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22003
>>21989
YOU LIVE
Hey
>>22001
See
>>21975
Your rambling confuse me

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22004
22007
>>22001
I don't really know what you're talking about, but I don't have any serious problems as is.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22005
22007
>>21998
Don't sweat it, m8. This has all been really fun so far.
Mind that you don't need to do this every week if it's too difficult. I appreciate it any way.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22006
>>21991
Tracy wake up from a coma in the middle of the woods and follows Infernius back.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22007
22009 22015
>>22004
>>22005
Tl;dr Last night I started acting a damn fool, and behaved inexcusably. That's really all there is to it.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22008
22080
sad alex statue2.png
>>21989
Feel free to drop in whenever you can. There's no pressure. Your character brighten's up the place.
Sad Alex is still petrified, until his player decides show up again. His angel guards him though, and he makes for the most badass statue.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22009
22010
>>22007
>behaved inexcusably
You're excused.
Let's have more fun in the future.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22010
22011 22013 22015
>>22009
Appreciated, but I don't accept that. Its one thing to bant/shitpost, another thing entirely to deliberately disregard player's equally (if not more so) valuable time and efforts.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22011
22012 22014 22021 22356
sad alex statue3.png
sad alex statue4.png
>>22010
Yeah, I sensed you were a bit stressed out at the time...
Just try a bit harder in the future. We all have bad weeks like the time I was acting like an insufferable loot whore to the party, just to piss-off Trump's faggot.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22012
1190329__safe_solo_looking at you_ponified_doctor who_statue_artist-colon-disastral_peeking_weeping angel.png
>>22011
Also, I've already grown very fond of this Weeping Angel headcanon. Makes it so much cooler for Alex to just pop-in at interesting moments.
Don't tell Alex though. He doesn't actually realize it when he turns to stone.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22013
22014
>>22010
On that note, were you planning anything tonight?
I would like to further explore those crafting options, and I'd be glad if anyone else joined.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22014
22015
>>22011
I will, I can think of a number of "cheeky/douchy" aspects which may not have been particularly malicious, but may also not have been the best choice. Ex: referring to players as "faggots" was thought to be a way of reminding myself and others to not take themselves so seriously, but over time I saw/took it as an excuse to belittle. Another example is insisting on rules at one point and then arbitrarily throwing them out at others. Yes, I was stressed, but that's not an excuse to act petty and confrontational. I've dealt with GMs like that before, and seeing myself act that way is a bitter pill.
>>22013
I have some business to attend to in an hour or so, but I will be here at length in the early afternoon (~3 PST)
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22015
>>22007
>>22010
>>22014
>inexusably
As long as no one died, I don't see the problem.
I'm enjoying it, besides sometimes rules need oo be ignored for fun