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Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

803 replies and 50 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22217
22219
>>22216
Nah..
>*poof*
Tracy reappears in the center of the room bearing a tray of soft-serve icecream cones (that she totally didn't intend to eat all herself)
"Can we all just calm the fuck down?!" she says, not doing a good job of hiding her annoyance
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22218
22220 22222 22225
>>22216
>>22215
>>22214
>>22213
guys i have a confession im yak lees player, this started out as a troll char but then i actually started having fun so can i stay?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22219
>>22217
*takes Ice cream cone and starts licking*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22220
22226
>>22218
Duh. I mean, "whatever do you mean?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22221
22226
Of COURSE you can stay
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22222
22223 22224 22225 22226
>>22218
Only if you help us defeat the Globalists
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22223
22226
>>22222
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22224
22226
>>22222
this.
>nice get.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22225
22226
>>22218
I knew it.
Yeah, sure. Why not? Good character.
>>22222
Checked.
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22226
22227
>>22220
>>22221
>>22222
>>22223
>>22224
>>22225
Awesome.so i heard i have some splaing to do.
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22227
22228 22231
>>22226
>splaing
Idk. What did you have to say?
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22228
22229 22230
>>22227
i was never the trap. i was counter trolled.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22229
>>22228
Counter-trolled?
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22230
22232
>>22228
You're saying the faggot was only pretending to be you?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22231
22234
>>22227
For this speech, Trumpaladin picks up the pony, and holds her like a baby
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22232
22235
>>22230
this.
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22233
22234 22235
*speechless*
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22234
22235
>>22233
meant for >>22231

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22235
22238 22244
>>22232
So why did you give up on Yak Lee?

Or never mind that. Want to kill shit with us?

>>22233
>>22234
*He lightly and lovingly kisses her on the cheek*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22236
22237
Guess who's back
Back again...
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22237
>>22236
sad alex is back tell a friend.
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22238
22239 22240 22241
>>22235
honestly i thought you guys would kill him.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22239
>>22238
Aww... Well you're welcome to come and play more often Try to start fewer fights though. We are damned good at doing that on our own
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22240
22242
>>22238
Probably, but anyone can be fixed. There's the Entertron, Infernius and Torcuil can both Resurrection, there's plenty of ways of putting ppl back together.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22241
>>22238
we thought about it.

sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22242
22244 22245 22252
>>22240
can you make him an npc? i really liked that character.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22243
22245
Did I miss anything but shitposts?
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22244
22245
>>22235
[happy pony noises]
>>22242
Hw wasn't that bad, desu. Part of how Tracy reacted, aside from yandere stuff, was because ponies and Yaks don't normally get along well.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22245
22246
>>22244
Aww... I thought she was going to defend her husband...

>>22243
Not really

>>22242
You could probably make him your player character now if you prefer him
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22246
22247 22248
>>22245
>she was going to defend her husband…
That was exactly what it was.
She just also happens to be a race-realist.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22247
22249
>>22246
how does she feel about mlp minotuars?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22248
>>22246
I've been doing race-realism with Infernals this whole time and no one seems to get it
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22249
22250 22251
>>22247
She got used to Infernius.
Tracy hates everything, so she's not normally discriminatory, unless something bugs her in particular.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22250
22256
>>22249
How does she feel about Paladins?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22251
22253
>>22249
"we friends now!"
[ecstatic Minotaur noises]
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22252
22257
>>22242
You want me to make Sad Alex into a recurring character, who you take control of from time to time, is that what you are asking?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22253
22258 22266
>>22251
"You're not taking my pony"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22254
22255
70e-1.jpg
IT IS DONE
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22255
>>22254
>chisels stone tablet
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22256
22259
>>22250
She barely knows what a paladin is. She just thinks it's Trumpaldin's hobby or something, although she get's secretly annoyed if she believes it's getting in the way of their relationship at times.
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22257
22289
>>22252
i like alex more than lee so i want to play alex, what im asking is will you make yak lee an npc i dont want to control him but i kinda dont want him to be left behind either.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22258
22259
>>22253
"we friends!"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22259
22260 22263 22266
>>22256
>Trumpaladin;s purpose in life is a "hobby"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>22258
"Oh... Yes, why yes we are"
Trumpaladin is cradling Tracy at the moment, he can't hug
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22260
22261 22263
>>22259
She is a pony. How do you expect her to understand that stuff?
*hugs*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22261
22262 22266
Look of Doom.png
>>22260
Hugs who?
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22262
22265
>>22261
She's hugging Trumpaladin; she's humming peacefully.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22263
22264 22265
>>22260
>>22259
Torc gets sick of this feely touchy ass bullshit and resumes working.
"Hey, how are we going to be transporting the trebuchets? Its important for my designs?"

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22264
22267
>>22263
"... Idk.. on ships?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22265
22270
>>22262
*Rocks her, almost like a child*

>>22263
"Pulled by mules or horses, would be my guess"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22266
22268
>>22261
>>22259
>>22253
infernuis honestly just wants to be friends with tracy, im not gonna stick my dick in your glass of kool-aid trump.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22267
22271
>>22264
>paying attention to outside stimulus
*sad paladin stops rocking*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22268
22272
>>22266
That's pretty obvious and Trumpaladin is smart enough to know this, he just gets irrational and emotional at moments
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22270
22273 22274
>>22265
>>22265
"So, pulling teams? And some ship based weaponry?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22271
22274
>>22267
[sad distracted pony noises]
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22272
>>22268
Like a child being possessive of a large stuffed animal
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22273
22274 22275
>>22270
yea and remember i made you admiral of the gestapo ship.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22274
22276 22278
>>22270
>>22273
"We also have the galleon now. But yes, pulling teams, and if you can make ship based weaponry - or a frigate, that is good too

>>22269
I saw that!

>>22271
He wants her to be focused on his actions. If she's not, that means he's not good enough to keep her focused
*continues rocking, and looks back down at pony*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22275
22277 22278 22279 22323
>>22273
"Oh yeah, thanks again"
Alright, Torc begins two designs. One for ships, and another for pulling teams.
I'm sad because I won't have wifi on my pc for about a month, so I can't actually make blueprints and OC memes
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22276
22279
>>22274
*wingding eyes*
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22277
22281
>>22275
Aw fug, sorry about that, m8.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22278
22279 22281
>>22274
>>22269
i saw it too.
>>22274
>>22275
>frigate this is your next reshearh after the treb.
U7NQF
?
No.22279
22280 22281 22282
[1d20 = 13]
>>22276
Using sense motive, Trumpaladin tries to get a sense of what the little pony wants and thinks

>>22278
>>22275
Build frigates
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22280
22281 22283 22285
>>22279
place and order for lumber and timber and steel
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22281
22285
>>22279
>>22278
K, will do
>>22280
I'll need that
>>22277
Thx m8, but it's what I get for using a ~5 year old pc

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22282
>>22279
>'~Hmmmm.. it feels good to be so close..'
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22283
22284
*nuzzles pony, putting his nose up to hers*

>>22280
*spoken to inferius only after a minute or so pause*
"Yeah... I can help with something that big"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22284
22285
>>22283
*touches nose-to-nose and blushes*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22285
22286 22287 22288
>>22281
>>22280
"I'm sorry, if you wouldn't mind"

*leaves room with Tracy*

>>22284
Break out your graphing calculator
*carries little pony into another room, still cradling her*
"Little pony, you are not used to being needed, are you?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22286
22288
>>22285
Bloody hell..!
"..N-no.."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22287
>>22285
"Nah, I don't mind."
>>22285
I'm breakin out mine for trebuchets and ballistas.
I need a life
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22288
22290
>>22285
>>22286
Kek. I'm sorry but we're doing this. The better be sober and well rested
*He has Tracy in his lap, and positions her facing him and looking into his eyes, as he looks back. He' s careful to be sure that she is not over his crotch, but on his legs*

"Little pony, I know you want me... for some reason. I feel like you may have never understood exactly what I need from you. Because whether you understand it or not, and whether I am to be your husband or child's father or not, I need you"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22289
22306
1511026588626.gif
>>22257
Sure, Thez will be happy to whup the shit out of him. Fight Club is always on, so there'll be plenty of ways for him to develop both statistically and in character.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22290
22291
>>22288
[doki doki]
*nods slowly*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22291
22294
>>22290
"little pony, you come from a culture that values friendship, right? Being a part of a team? Tradition? And the Cutie Mark - the idea that each invidual can benefit everyone by living up to their best individual potential?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22292
22293
I'll be done in about 30 minutes, then I'll be here for the duration
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22293
>>22292
I hope I'll be done with Tracy by then
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22294
22295
>>22291
".. Um.. I guess so..?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22295
22296
>>22294
"But you are not used to playing as a part of a team, are you?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22296
22297 22298
960220__safe_oc_oc-colon-maría teresa de los ponyos paguetti_oc only_oc-colon-portal breakway_oc-colon-tracy cage_badass_hammer_kingdom hearts_kni.jpg
268987__safe_artist-colon-marcusmaximus_princess erroria_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_alicorn_crab_fight_giant crab_knife_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pony_sw.png
1230697__safe_artist-colon-mkogwheel_derpy hooves_rainbow dash_rarity_starlight glimmer_twilight sparkle_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-milky way_oc-colon-t.png
185983__safe_artist-colon-sleepykoinu_oc_oc-colon-nyx_oc only_oc-colon-ticket_oc-colon-tracy cage_alicorn_alicorn oc_explosion_pony_weapon.png
342002__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_derpy hooves_fluttershy_sibsy_spike_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-littlepip_oc-colon-mandopony_oc-colon-marker.png
>>22295
"..It's not a foreign concept to me.. I've been on group adventures before. I was was even on a sports team...." *trails off*
"All that has come to pass though... along with the glorious faggots I used to be able to tolerate.. Nothing lasts forever, I guess.."
U7NQF
?
No.22297
22298 22299
>>22296
*grabs her and forces her towards him in a tight hug*
\r
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22298
22300
>>22296
>>22297
"Then I guess we have that in common. What do you think of these faggots?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22299
22301
>>22297
*shudders*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22300
22301
>>22298
".... I could get used to them.."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22301
22302
>>22299
>>22300
*cries lightly, and grabs her back tightly*
"Could you get used to me?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22302
22304
>>22301
"... but Flashy, I'm already used to you, aren't I?" *cheerful wink*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22303
brb in 5 mins
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22304
22305 22308 22310
>>22302
*the wink is not responded to. He looks at her seriously*
"Little pony, we've organized more or less a team here that can act as a cohesive whole. We all have our different talents and abilities, and we are all able to bring those abilities to use to help in our common goal.

That common goal is to fight off the forces of evil and impose a new order over as large an area as possible. We have slightly different understandings of "evil," exactly how we shall "impose," and we definitely have different ideas about what new order we want to bring about, but we are able to agree enough to focus our energies together.

Little pony, you are usually off on your own. But don't you see that with your energies, you could be our spy, our infiltrator, perhaps if necessary, our assassin? Be our rogue. Be my rogue"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22305
240_preview.png
>>22304
>mfw this is the first post I see
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22306
22307
>>22289
great! i have to go for the night unluckily. feel free to take control of alex if you need to.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22307
1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg
>>22306
I love having you around!
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22308
22309
>>22304
>*doesn't really understand, but gets the gist of it*
*slowly nods*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22309
22311 22313
1943D_Mercury_Dime_reverse.jpg
>>22308
Trumpaladin reaches into his pocket and produces a coin, something like pic related - either a Mecury dime from Earth he acquired at some point, or a coin commissioned in Port Barry. What is important is that the prop has a Fasces symbol on it prominently displayed. He shows it to Tracy

"Tracy, each, individually, we are weak, unable to channel our talents to great use, or to meaning. But all united together, especially under a powerful leader, or different talents accentuate each other. United, we become one mighty faggot. In that, we obtain purpose, and can accomplish great things.

You say you were on a team before? Embrace this team, and you can feel the power and the glory"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22310
22312 22314
>>22304
>be my rogue
When's the wedding?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22311
22314
>>22309
*accepts coin and looks at it*
"Oh-Okay.. I think.."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22312
22314
>>22310
Also this.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22313
>>22309
>looks like i have some new coins to collect.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22314
22316 22317 22320
>>22311
>>22312
>>22310
"Little pony...

That's not the only team you're needed on. Do you truly want to be a mother or a wife?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22315
22318 22319
>>22167
14 is a +2 modifier (+1 for every 2 points above 10)
>>22169
It can actually, she only has to cover the front
>>22168
Yes, when active
>>22170
Yours is 37 all things considered
>>22174
Yeah, combatants engaged in a grapple gt -4 on their armor class
>>22190
You forget, its Ryuk who's attacking
>>22214
Yeeah. I've got a lined writing pad, a graphing lines pad, a whiteboard, a roll of butcher paper (permanent notes), and a scientific calculator
<cont>
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22316
22317 22320 22321
>>22314
"..A-absolutely! I never wanted anything else in my life.."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22317
22320
>>22314
>>22316
ITS HAPPENING
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22318
>>22315
>38
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22319
22322
>>22315
I literally only use my memory...
I should probaly write some shit down though
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22320
1474952456495.gif
>>22314
>>22316
>>22317

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22321
22325
>>22316
"Well... you must understand that there's a lot of sacrifices that must be made to be a wife or a mother.

The first thing I think you need to know is that the child is not going to be served well by having an unstable or broken household. If you want to be a good mother to him, however much you may want it, that will not be possible unless there is first a good relationship between us"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22322
22323
>>22319
open a txt and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuGz1B6QIy0
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22323
22324
>>22322
>open txt
>>22275

Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22324
22326
>>22323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6-A64-f4-I
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22325
22327
>>22321
*holds belly*
"... I think we should get married right away, so we can start building our household together.."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22326
22328
>>22324
10/10 motivated me enough to try and fix it tomorrow
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22327
22329 22333
>>22325
*puts hands on pony shoulders to sort of push her down*
"little pony, I don't think you understand. I need to know you will be there for me. That you are willing to work with me. That we can get along. If we can't, we need to know this before the child is born.

There's something needed from you...

You've been trying to "augment" yourself as it were with all sorts of biological changes"

Expression changes to a mixture of anger and disgust
"When you make yourself unclean, well, that child is a part of you. You make the child unclean. Please do not curse my child. I... I cannot allow it"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22328
22330
>>22326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3v-FpKFg
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22329
>>22327
Trump hears a muffled "JUST PROPOSE ALREADY" from the walls
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22330
22331 22332
>>22328
I will do whatever you ask.
Just help me save Trollestia's life.
I can't live without her.
For the mentally retarded, this is a joke
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22331
>>22330
kek
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22332
22338
>>22330
>if you ever need a steed or ally
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22333
22336 22337 22338
>>22327
*looks at hoof*
>it flickers like static, momentarily becoming ethereal and transparent
*sighs*
"When I changed for the first time, I felt something oddly, familiar.. almost nostalgic, in an uncomfortable way. Now, I can hardly tell the difference between how I felt before and now.. Almost, like I got used to being a ghost, or I'd remembered something I'd forgotten.." *trails off*
"I wouldn't do anything that would hurt our foal though..."
Check'em
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22335
>>22334
>"I saw that."
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22336
22343
>>22333
"Nostalgic? Nostalgic for what?"
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.22337
>>22333
*Trumpaladin jumps backwards slightly at the sight of the hooves flickering*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22338
22339
>>22333
DAMN SON
CHECKED
>>22332
>for the mentally retarded
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22339
22340
>>22338
Did I miss some deeper meaning?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22340
>>22339
Nah, just checking trips
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22341
22342 22346 22360 22363
Thez wanders in from the kitchen with a HUGE smile on her face, a chef's hat on her head, an oversized ladel, and beams: "RAMEN DAYO!"
At the same time, Ben and Adam are fighting their way onto the tower. They fully climb up at the same time and are struggling to be the first to say anything.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22342
22345
>>22341
And Tracy and Trumpaladin are locked away in a room on their own, although it seems like Torcuil is able to listen in somehow
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22343
22344
1061700__grimdark_artist-colon-the claud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_2edgy4me_blood_disturbing_edgy_eye twitch_grin_gun_hoof hold_ow the edge_>rap.png
>>22336
>"The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Queen."
I've been pushing this "ghost-pony" motif for a while now. Tracy represents death. She blends into the background, more-so than other "background ponies". Anons periodically keep referring to her as the quintessential example of a "dead oc", but they never stop talking about her entirely. She disappears and reappears without consistency. She crosses boundaries that others do not. She's pale with exposed bones. For all purposes, except physical (and now physical), she is a spook.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22344
22348
>>22343
Why is that in spoilers? She was asked a direct question in character
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22345
22347
>>22342
"I'm not listening"
Trump opens the door and Torc falls over, then runs.
"SHIT"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22346
22349 22366
>>22341
*ravings activate*
"Did you say ramen?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22347
22350
>>22345
Well...
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22348
>>22344
I forgot..
She wouldn't have been able to explain it either. Think of it as the physical manifestation of being a recurring yet dying meme.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22349
22350 22351
>>22346
"Well, I can see I've got about as much accomplished as could be reasonably expected. There's something deeper in you that you are not willing to explain.

Just... Try to be a good member of our team? Could you be a friend?"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22350
22352
>>22347
Torc runs to the food
>>22349
>no propsal
Why though
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22351
22352
>>22349
".. I want to me more than a friend, Flashy.. but I can try.."
>no proper proposal
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22352
22353 22354
>>22351
*holds her hoof*
"Please, be my friend. Anything else you want requires at least that much"

Trumpaladin goes to Thez

>>22351
>>22350
Three reasons:

We were interrupted before discussion of the relationship could be properly breached

I don't want to be shackled to Tracy the next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off again

There is no proper gift for her, at least yet
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22353
>>22352
*Broached
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22354
22355 22356
>>22352
>next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off agains
>implying it isn't because Trump hasn't proposed
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22355
22357
>>22354
This, in part.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22356
>>22354
See >>22011
But in character, Trumpaladin is still seriously off-put, and needs more interactions before he can fully trust her
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22357
22358
>>22355
I'm actually suprised I was right. That was just a guess
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22358
22359
266000ab427ae09d548eaa7.png
>>22357
Don't believe it, it's a lie
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22359
22362
>>22358
I'll believe what I want ye cunt headed bastard
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22360
22361 22366
>>22341
Who is Adam again?
*nose twitches at scent*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22361
>>22360
Adam is the manager of the lumber mill
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22362
22364
>>22359
I'd be giving you the talk if you were my waifu
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22363
22366
>>22341
"me want ramen."
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22364
22365 22370
>>22362
Glad to know Trump isn't that degenerate yet
"Thez, can I hvve a bowl please?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22365
>>22364
No, I just don't you to feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a Paladin or an ally
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22366
22367 22368 22371
>>22346
"Yeah! I made an extra BIIIIIG pot so everyone can have some!"
>>22360
Adam is the mill foreman
>>22363
"There's pleny for everyone! Be sure to grab ham, noodo, and all the other fixin's from the noodo bar, and beverages from the available dispensers, You guys should really take advantage of the ammenities by the way." ^_^
Adam and Ben wrestle-fight there way close enough to be heard. They both simultaneously take in a deep breath.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22367
>>22366
To Adam and Ben, whom Trump approaches

"How may we help you?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22368
22369
>>22366
*helps self to bowl of ramen, and sets it aside until it's cool enough to stick her face in it*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22369
22372
>>22368
*puts ice in Tracy's Ramen*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22370
22373 22374 22375 22376
>>22364
"No! Absolutely not, you're,... haha, just kidding!"
Adam: "Our lumberjack crew has been kidnapped by trolls!"
Ben: "Someone has stolen the Port's money!"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22371
22378
>>22366
"ana can you fix me a plate please?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22372
22374
>>22369
".. Thank you, Flashy."
*puts face in bowl*
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22373
>>22370
"what?!?!"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22374
22378
>>22370
To Adam: "We'll get them back. Tell us where"

To Ben: "What?!?!? Where were you keeping it?"

>>22372
*pets pony*
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22375
22378
>>22370
"Fucking hell lads, one at a time"
Torc sits down and accepts the Ramen
"Thanks Thez. So, Adam, you first"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22376
22377
>>22370
>the Port's money
Does he mean the Jew gold that was piled up neatly in the treasure trove?
"Wh-what? Trolls? Money? When did this all happen?" *chokes down mouth-full of noodles*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22377
>>22376
They don't even know about that yet. It's a different stockpile
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22378
22379 22380 22381 22383 22384
>>22371
>ramen
>plate
~_~'
>>22374
>>22375
"They sent an expedition to the west of that giant tree that we heard was hiding the (((rats))) wealth-hoard. That was the only place where we could find sufficiently sized logs to build the trebuchet's. We lost hadn't heard from them, so we asked Ponimaru to get word. He sent a carrier pigeon - good idea by the way - with this note:
"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22379
22383 22428
>>22378
"Looks like we'll need to assemble a party.

Now Ben, what can you tell us of the gold?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22380
22382
>>22378
"me not know how ramen works"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22381
22382
>>22378
>He sent a carrier pigeon
REEEEEEEEE stop being more skilled than me!
>"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
He could touch up on his grammar... Maybe Tracy could tutor him.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22382
22428
>>22381
I am the one who suggested carrier pidgeons. He's using concise language because of limited space, like a telegraph

>>22380
You just constantly stay adorable
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22383
22385 22386 22388
>>22378
"Okay, rescue mission time. Give me a minute."
Torc inhales the ramen then goes to ask Trollestia a question.
>>22379
"I'll go to the lumberjacks, I'm the reason their out there. You can meet me out by the stables it you want to go."

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22384
>>22378
"So then, where's the little weeb now?" Tracy say, inquiring about the whereabouts of the colt.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22385
22387
>>22383
"Well... I want to go with Tracy"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22386
>>22383
"Actually, if you are taking Trollestia, along with Inferius, that would work"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22387
>>22385
*rubs cheek against chest*
"~Hmmmm.. That would be lovely, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22388
22389 22390 22391 22393 22398
>>22383
"i want to eat a troll heary to gain its power."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22389
>>22388
*heart
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22390
22392
>>22388
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
That's my thing!
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22391
22393 22394
>>22388
"Um... Inferius... Let's not try that"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22392
22395
>>22390
but trolls are my favorite monster.
[sad minotuar noises]
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22393
>>22388
>>22391
"Thez made you a giant bowl of Ramen! Be happy with that!"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22394
22396 22397
>>22391
i want fast healing man.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22395
22400
>>22392
I thought you said it was orc?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22396
>>22394
I sympathize..
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22397
>>22394
You're a cleric. And you have the ring. The one that Thez gave you.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22398
22399 22400
>>22388
"Sounds good. Ifernius you can finish up here, I'm gonna look for Trollestia."
Torc head to the stables
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22399
>>22398
"Shouldn't we wait until Ben speaks? okay..."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22400
22403
>>22395
>>22398
*fills one of my stomachs with ramen*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22401
22402
"I'll just be a moment."
*walks off to the stables to find Ponimaru's futbol or other object she can use to Track down his scent*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22402
22404
>>22401
You're going in a different group to find the gold. Aww, fuck it
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22403
22405
>>22400
"Inferius, don't leave yet. Someone needs to be here to hear the other assignment"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22404
22406
>>22402
Tracy wants to find Ponimaru and ensure that nobody else is bullying him but her.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22405
22406
>>22403
"but troll hearts"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22406
22407
>>22404
And not be on the same mission as her Flashy? Your choice, but it's smarter to pair one tank with one non-tank

>>22405
"Inferius, both Torcuil and I guess now Tracy have assigned themselves to find the trolls. Let's at least LISTEN to what Ben has to say
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22407
22408
>>22406
"fine" *hmph*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22408
22409
>>22407
"I was wanting bonding time with Tracy... But here we are"
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22409
>>22408
"what ben have to say?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22410
22411 22412
Tracy-Tourcil and Inferius-Trump is a terrible way to allocate the players. It makes use of none of the special advantages the players have. Especially against trolls you want to pair a stealth attacker with a ranged attacker against heavy enemies like Trolls? You need a tank
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22411
>>22410
>a tank with a fire sword
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22412
22413 22414
>>22410
You forgot the Unicorn.
I didn't ask for Tracy, you can have her back
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22413
22414 22415
>>22412
The unicorn helps, but she's not a heavy melee fighter.
>You can have her back
kek
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22414
22417
>>22413
>>22412
ill go with torc?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.22415
22417
>>22413
TAKE THE SMOL PHYSCO HOERS
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22416
22417
Are we doing this tonight?
*is sniffing through Ponimaru's quarters to get familiar with his scent and Track him*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22417
22418
>>22415
>>22414
If you can force her to go with me, then yes, you can

>>22416
TRACY! This is what I'm talking about. You are needed elsewhere. You can bully the weeaboo later, but now, your skills are needed!
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22418
22419 22420
>>22417
".. But what if he;s already dead by then? How is that wimpy wizard supposed to track him down?" she say, with a hint of genuine concern.