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Anonymous
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

803 replies and 51 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22016
22017 22106
Spoilered
Also, if I ever find the energy to meme (aka, make mediocre recolors or shoops) at all, just what does a half elf/dwarf look like? I can't find any pictures on Jewgle (elves and dwarfs don't usually get along very well, apparently), let alone half gray dwarfs.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22017
22019
>>22016
Thats really good. Basically a curvy elf, or a slender dwarf. Typically, elves and dwarves don't mix, and when I made the character it started as a way to be spiteful to the GM for killing my previous character.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22018
22019
... like, REALLY good.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22019
22020 22021
Spoilered
>>22017
Alright. That was a desaturation and recolor of pic related I found on Jewgle. She does have slightly-pointed ears, correct?
>it started as a way to be spiteful to X
I know that feel, bro...
>>22018
I guess I'll use it as a reference from here on out then.
Did she start wearing clothes when the Gold lady transformed her, or is she still nekked? (I imagine gray dwarfs don't handle bright sun too well, but i don't really know anything about it).
This is just for recolor purposes.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22020
22024
>>22019
>clothes
Yes, she wears a simple martial-arts uniform (gi). Perviously - though naked - she would drape her wings over her body in a comparable manner, except in combat.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22021
22022
>>22019
Dude, fuck you
>>22011
Oh, fuck you
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22022
22023
3e0c6ec8fcc9eaaf259fcfbcc362532a.jpg
>>22021
It won't happen again
Anonymous
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No.22023
22025
>>22022
>day is now better
GM can I have heights for all of the hoerses?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22024
22025
>>22020
Alright, I've got a good image of her now.
Basically, a Half Wood Elf, half Duergar, dressed in karate gear.
As for her height, I don't think I ever got it, but racial stats tell me like about ~4 feet?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22025
22027 22030
>>22024
Yeah, I have her listed at 4'2"
>>22023
I have Tracy and Slovenia ~4' (not specifically determined) while Trollestia is more like ~5'
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22026
22028
As a note for clarification, Infernius getting shot at yesterday was not intended to discourage his exploration, it was me introducing another faction that has previously been dormant (and who though initially hostile, is rather incompetent and not really a threat given his character level and experience)
Anonymous
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No.22027
>>22025
That works thx m8
Anonymous
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No.22028
22029
>>22026
GM can we finish that dialoge from yesterday before I forget? Srry bout being a bitch about it
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22029
22033
One last word on hoersfucking, etc. Its difficult for me to role-play multiple female NPCs with any authenticity. Having mulled it over, I'm not opposed to romantic/intimate advances toward ponies, maintaining a stance of "It wouldn't/shouldn't happen" defies the very purpose and nature of the Game. Tl;dr, feel free to shag the hoerses, and if I can't think of an adequate response, I'll just say "she/they go with it".
>>22028
Sure. I never responded to >>21975 so,....
"You're too kind. Don't sell yourself short."
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22030
22031
>>22025
Tracy did finish her shoes earlier, right?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22031
22032 22033
>>22030
Yes. They have little Hermes' wings on them.
I'm resisting the urge to quip about women and their shoe collections
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22032
22034
Also, I hate to ask more meta questions, but does Tracy really have to hold the arcane focus for her Assassin spells whenever she uses them? I'm not exactly sure how Assassin spells differ from other kinds..
>>22031
Nah, I'm going to hoard as many kinds of hoers-related items as I can, seeing as how she probably can't use half the items on the list.
Tracy decides to enjoy testing-out the shoes in the training area (let's assume they're clip-ons, like in the show. I don't want to deal with her having to nail them in), getting used to the hovering mechanic.
Anonymous
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No.22033
22034
>>22031
Kek
>>22029
"Thanks, so are you here for a book or did you come to find me?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22034
22035 22036 22037
>>22032
That's fine in an experimental and developmental context. Tracy finds (verbatim) that" they allow her to travel without actually touching the ground She must still run above (always around 4 inches above) a roughly horizontal surface."
So basically hover-shoes.
>>22033
"I came for you. I wanted to bury the hatchet so to speak, such that you wouldn't feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a steed or an ally."
Anonymous
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No.22035
>>22034
"I can accept that answer. Thanks Trollestia, it means a lot."
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22036
22040
>>22034
"This is pretty neat..." Tracy says, jumping a little to test the stability of the shoes. "I won't trip or step on any caltrops this way."
Delighted with her success at having finally crafted a single magic item, Tracy turns to her alchemy set and begins to work on brewing poisons.
How well do the supplies at the tower accommodate poison-crafting? I want brew some potent stuff.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22037
22038 22040

>>22034
>if you ever need a steed or an ally
For the record, THIS is the reason I wanted romantic touching. Not because I wanted it to lead to anything the same day, but because I wanted to avoid being friend-zoned

I also want to add that if there had been no "drops heard on the floor," there would have been no "puts hands on flank"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22038
22039
>>22037
Stop groping other mares.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22039
>>22038
Tracy's still got a good chance, I just want to keep options open
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22040
22041 22042
>>22037
Fair point. I misunderstood your meaning/intent, and did not help matters by responding generally or specifically in the way that I did. Mea culpa.
>>22036
Concocting poison for use on weapons doesn't appear to be much of a thing, the concocted poisons appear to only be useful when ingested. IIRC Tracy had some hydra blood though, which Hey look! seems to have survived the Dog's rampage.
Anonymous
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No.22041
22044
>>22040
>hydra blood
Man that was a while ago
Torc parts ways with Trollestia and looks for the rest of the party
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22042
22043
>>22040
Can she concoct some Drow poison, to make her injury attacks render targets unconscious?
What's the damage scale on the Hydra poison?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22043
22044 22045
>>22042
>Drow poison
Sorry, no. Drow poison is a closely and meticulously guarded proprietary mix that is derived from ingredients only available in the Underdark GM has read LOTS of books and novels about the Drow.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22044
>>22041
>Looks for the rest of the party
Fucking thank you

>>22043
Trumpaladin returns to the tower walking with Slovenia, evidently not needing to tell her to go-fuck-herself on the trebuchet thing. Head towards the library after entering
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22045
22047
>>22043
Okay...
What strength of poison does she have currently?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22047
22048
>>22045
2d6 Con initial damage, 2d6 con secondary.
Also on the Assassin spells, they're essentially an arcane ability, not requiring daily memorization or any of that.
>>22046
>high horse
K, that was funny
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22048
22049
>>22047
>not requiring daily memorization
Do normal spells require that?
For the record, Tracy can know one Assassin Spell, and use one bonus per day, right? How does the known spell differ from bonus spells? Is it more easily used?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22049
22050
>>22048
Ordinarily yes, but I've waved that requirement. I was just referencing the difference
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22050
22052
>>22049
Reeeee! Walk to the library
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22051
22052
I gotta run for a few hours. I'll post when I'm back
Anonymous
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No.22052
22053
>>22051
Bye
>>22050
Is Trump looking for Torc?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22053
22054
>>22052
He's looking for any way he can help Slovenia construct Trebuchets or other wooden artilery. Ideally, this means Torcuil, since he's basically engaged on the same goal. At minimum, it means going to the library to look for books on the subject, and probably then going to speak to Trollestia to ask her to hunt down Torcuil so he can be dragged into this
Anonymous
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No.22054
>>22053
>is dragged
Anonymous
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No.22055
22058 22060
>wakes up in the forest alone
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22056
22057 22062
K, I'm back. I'll be in and out (literally, inside and outside), but I'm here
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22057
22059
>>22056
Head to the tower library with Slovenia!
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22058
>>22055
Tracy said she was heading back with Infernius
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22059
22061 22069
>>22057
K, Torcuil wanders in as well, and unless I missed my guess, Inferniius and Tracy are also arriving.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22060
>>22055
I thought he went back?
If not, Tracy's wherever Infernius is.
Anonymous
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No.22061
22063 22069
>>22059
"Sup losers"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22062
22065
>>22056
How did Tracy's Assassin's dagger come out, with Infernius's help?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22063
22066 22069
651647__dead source_safe_artist-colon-berrydrops_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_earth pony_female_knife_mare_pony_solo_table.jpeg
>>22061
"'Sub, dumb frog-summoner."
Anonymous
wtW8q
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No.22064
hey.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22065
>>22062
I'd call it a success. The Assassin's dagger doesn't have much in the way of enchantments, so it wouldn't take long with 2 ppl (combined skill and crafting)
Anonymous
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No.22066
22072
>>22063
"Hi Psycho-hoers. What are you guys up to"
sad alex
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No.22067
22068 22070 22074
heard you guys talking about me.
Anonymous
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No.22068
22071
>>22067
THE BASTARD LIVES
Anonymous
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No.22069
22072 22074 22091
>>22061
>>22059
"Torcuil! I've been needing you. Anyways, this is Slovenia. She's the Unicorn we rescued from Korak. She is an expert craftsmare and loves to work with wood. She is interested in constructing a trebuchet, which I believe you are as well. She does not know how and will need your assistance on this point."

To Slovenia: "Slovenia, this is torcil- torquill - he is our party's wizard, and more importantly for our purposes here, our engineer. He's a bit socially awkward at times, but he is well-intentioned I think. He has been of great service in our fights against Kefka and Korak. He will be working under you as you construct our Terbuchets. I believe he can supply you with many of the details"

To Tourcil more privately, said in his ear:
"She is very agressive when wood working is mentioned or near equipment. Be very careful. Do not make eye contact, but if you do, do not break eye contact, as that may provoke an attack. Try not to get >raped. If you do, your faggot will be banned for three days"

To Torciul more loudly
"Thank you!"

>>22063
"Tracy! How have you been?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22070
22071
>>22067
SCREAMS
sad alex
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No.22071
22073 22078
>>22070
>>22068
something wrong?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22072
22075 22078
356371__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_crate_grayscale_grindstone_knife_monochrome_solo.jpeg
>>22066
"Making knives. I have to restock, since most of mine disappeared inside that weird dog-thing."
>>22069
"Just fine, ~Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22073
22077
>>22071
I spread a headcanon that Sad Alex's powers sometimes cause him to become so sad that he turns to stone for some time,
and that's why we don't see him for a while sometimes.

Glad to have you back, Alex.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22074
22078 22083
>>22067
Yes, it was assumed you had been killed by globalists. Good to see you!
>>22069
Alright. From Slovenia's skills and comprehension, Torcuil has no difficulty in communicating the design and function of the Trebuchet
"This is going to require some serious lumber, but the forman at the mill seemed competent enough. All that remains is actually harvesting the lumber. Tracy, you know your way around the forest better than anyone, can you suggest a good spot? We'll need logs of a good diameter, nothing too thin."
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22075
22076
>>22072
which room did you leave me in?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22076
>>22075
You said earlier that you went back towards the tower, so let's assume you're in the workshop.
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22077
22079 22080
>>22073
i love it, is cannon nao.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22078
22081
>>22071
Nothing at all

>>22072
*pets pony*
"Weird dog thing? Do you mean the Tarrasque, or do you mean the weird dog thing you were chasing down this morning and you said caused trouble down south?"

>>22074
"This, we can do"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22079
22083
>>22077
"brain force make me smarter?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.22080
22083
>>22077
good to hear that.
I made a meme for you here >>22008 >>22011


Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22081
22082
>>22078
"The first thing.
I never saw that other thing. I assumed it was a dog..." *trails off*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22082
22084
>>22081
"Are you okay little pony? You used to great me more enthusiastically..." *trails off*
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22083
22085 22086 22087 22101
>>22074
its good to be back. can i get a quick rundown of what ive missed?
>>22080
i love them.
>>22079
brain force can make the dimmest spark of intelligence into a shining star.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22084
22086
>>22082
>hormone factors on the charts
"I've just been working pretty hard lately.." she say's, as she pours into the mold for a ring.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22085
>>22083
:O That will take some time. Give me a minute
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22086
22092
>>22083
We killed one of the globalists and his pet! An arch-demon thing. We also removed the Globalist elements from Thez. Now, we can take the fight to the enemy as we spread the proper political philosophy across all the lands

>>22084
But we're in the library... Also Trumpaladin is never going to think of hormones causing her to act coolly
*places an arm around small horse and talks in a soft voice*
"Well what have you been working on so hard?"
*feels like he should really follow up on that weird dog thing, but is more concerned about Tracy's attitude*
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22087
22088 22092
>>22083
"hmm me buy bottle."
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22088
22089
>>22087
"You sure about that? It just may change who you are. You should think about it first"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22089
22090
>>22088
"think?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22090
22093
>>22089
"Well... I just wonder if you'd still be Inferius afterwards...

I don't know, I feel like we lost Tracy before we knew what we had... I completely trust Sad Alex's Brainforce, 100%, but...

Carry on"
Anonymous
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No.22091
22094
>>22069
"Hi horse with magic."
>great service
"I killed them both."

sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22092
22094 22103
>>22087
your money is no good here big guy its free for you guys.
>>22086
which one is thez?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22093
22094
>>22090
"me just get smarter"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22094
22095 22096 22099
>>22091
*mutters*
"Cause we let you since you wanted to do it..."

>>22092
The one who greeted you

>>22093
"Well, yes, but I wonder if your lack of intelligence gives you a perspective on the world that the rest of us overlook and... nevermind"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22095
22104
>>22094
"continue me think you might have point."
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22096
22097 22098
>>22094
>cause I'm the only one would could
"Does anyone have ink?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22097
22100
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>>22096
"me have some left over from when me did tattoo"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22098
22100
>>22096
"Don't be an asshole Torciul. I'm trying to help you. I praise you for your service. Do not hog glory"
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22099
22106
>>22094
oh her. shes pretty hot
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22100
22102
>>22098
"Well then give me due credit. So when can we build trebuchets?"
>>22097
"Thanks Infernius"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22101
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>>22083
>Quick rundown
Here's a half-hearted attempt:
>korak died in a 1v1 duel with Torc
>threads get salty because of some drama that occurred one weekend (it has passed)
>Two new characters enter The Game, both bards: Queen Taylor Swift, and Nordfilly
>The "Emperor", Kefka, arrives in the football stadium (overpowered Archmage with shitty taste in cospla)
>came to bully the people of Port Barry out of their lunch money and/or just destroy everything
>He brought his weird "dog" (actually a Tarrasque, the strongest monster pic related), which was the biggest threat of the encounter
>Boss fight ensues
>Kefka was naive and underestimated the party: party succeeds in defeating him due to luck and group synergy
>gets finished-off by Torc's recreational nuke meme
>Tarrasque is the bigger problem: fight takes hours because it's immune to almost everything and keeps regenerating
>archers from port barry enter the fight
>finally kill it
>Torc has to use Wish, the strongest spell, to keep it dead, by turning it into a football
>"hooray, we did it!"
>celebration
>then Soros shows up with his army of antifa faggots
>but some strange golden goddess lady shows up, and only a few characters can move in her presence
>Soros gets shot in the head, while Tracy tears out his innards; all the while the golden lady is saying something to Thez
>Golden lady banishes all outsiders: Thez (the pit fiend you lost to earlier) loses her ebil powers and turns back into a half-elf/dwarf. Soros (still alive) flies off into another dimension, to be battled in another fight
>level-up
>dialogue and character development
>characters discuss ambitions
>Jerky made out of the Tarasque's flesh comes to life and grows into another one;
wrecks Tracy's dungeon and hibernates somewhere we'll never see it until GM feels like it. Nobody but Tracy knows about it.

>Tracy's unicorn friend, Slovenia, turns out to be a skilled carpenter
>Party is mostly focused on crafting items and researching siege equipment
I missed a lot of stuff, but that's all I have the patience for.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22102
22105
>>22100
If you don't mind waiting, you can delegate for the citizens to acquire it, or the party can lead an expedition and get it now. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22103
22107
>>22092
*pony ears perk*
"Do you have any prenatal vitamins?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22104
22108 22111
>>22095
"Well, here's the thing. We're both dedicated to doing good, at least I think we are. I hope we are. But I'm concerned with a bigger vision... Something grand in scale. But when doing that, I often lose the trees for the forest. I lose the sense that persons are persons and see them as pawns in a much larger game. You can always sense the immediate, you can see what is there.

For example, the voidstone affair. I knew damn well that it was folly and would only result in you getting killed for no real reason. You saw it as a way to impress Thez. It took me a while, but I realized... You were right. The nature of Love - real Love - is the willingness to sacrifice for the sake of the other. If you had gotten yourself killed and still failed to retrieve the stone, you would have won, because you would have shown just how far you were willing to go for Thez. I would not have seen that but for you and your short-sightedness. If you were like me, we may all have missed that point, too concerned about avoiding risks.

Besides that, I don't know, I love you as you. Tracy was formerly the representation of 'your OC sucks and you should have put more effort into it,' the embodiment if the spirit of a dying culture. And I did not appreciate that. And now, she's a monster out of 'shadowfell' or whatever. I realized only afterwards that I loved the Element of Originality, and missed it... her, and got instead a barely tolerable... something. I don't know, maybe I would miss you as well.

But it's your decision. The stuff Alex provides is not poison. not like the Soros blood"
Anonymous
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No.22105
>>22102
I'll delegate
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22106
22107
>>22099
She turned back into a half-elf/dwarf, after some strange goddess stripped her of her powers. For visuals, see: >>22016

sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22107
22109 22110 22111
>>22103
i think a combination of dna force. biome defense, b12, and super female vitality would do you just fine.
>>22106
id fug.

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22108
22110
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>22104
muh flowcharts!
[sad pony noises]
*hangs head*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22109
>>22107
"Thank you very much."
*accepts bottles and occupies herself with reading the proper dosages on the labels*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22110
22114 22118
>>22107
"Any thing to recommend for me? Also, you should stay away from Thez... That's Inferius's girl"

>>22108
You killed the Element of Unoriginality for a damn 'shadowfell' creature. Shame on you!
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22111
22112
>>22104
"hmm you right trump, me not take brain force"
>>22107
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEZ MINE ME FIGHT YOU TO DEATH"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22112
22115
>>22111
*hugs Inferius, hopefully keeping him from killing Sad Alex in a fit of rage*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22113
22166
GM, you said the Robe of Scintillating Colors could be used to perform sneak attacks while observed, if used properly? How exactly do you do that? I'd try it out through game, but it kind-of needs some enemies to test that kind of function.
sad alex
zAQTv
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No.22114
22117
>>22110
CAVE MAN PALEO FORMULA FOR FIERCENESS IN COMBAT, PROSTAGUARD TO KEEP YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY,HERES SOMETHING NEW IVE WHIPED UP BRAIN FORCE PLUS ITS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BRAIN FORCE,AND SUPER BLUE FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE FOR EVERYONE.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22115
>>22112
[angry bull noises]
[calming down bull noises]
Anonymous
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No.22116
22119
I gtg for a while.
See yall later
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22117
22120
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>>22114
*Screams from shear energy*
"GIVE ME ALL OF IT! GIVE ME THE POWER TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING, AND RID THE UNIVERSE OF GLOBALISM ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22118
22121
>>22110
Reeeeee! Then tell her you like her for what she really is, so I can reverse the development direction. The entire chart rooted from '>you're too small': she doesn't know what you want her to be, but she still feels inadequate in herself.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22119
>>22116
See ya'
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22120
22122 22124 22125 22130
>>22117
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRIES FROM SHEER JOY
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22121
22127
>>22118
Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though? "I liked the /mlp/ Tracy but didn't appreciate it at the time, now she claims to not even be from /mlp/ but from shadowfell and I miss the old Tracy"? The "you're too small" remark was said in passing as well
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22122
22123 22130
tenor.gif
>>22120
>pic
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22123
>>22122
>PIC VERY MUCH RELATED.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22124
22125 22126
RAAAA!.jpg
>>22120
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall NOT surrender to their false song any longer! We shall take the fight to them!"
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.22125
22128 22131
>>22120
>>22124
Whats up with all this screaming im tryimg to sleep.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22126
>>22124
"We've made Port Barry Great Again - though we shall make it greater still. NOW we set the whole planet free. Make it greater than it has ever been before"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22127
22132
>>22121
>was said in passing as well
Nothing is "in passing"; everything has consequences, no matter how subtle.
>Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though?
You'll need to be more up-front with her, and tell her what she really means to him and how she's useful in her own way. It's a complicated and tricky game; but the charts are leading her to try to become something she's not, without considering what direction it will lead her in, for the sake of being able to fill a role.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22128
22129
>>22125
"MOTHER FUCKING SAD ALEX IS HERE!"
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.22129
22131 22132
>>22128
Literally who?
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.22130
22131 22132 22133
>>22120
>>22122
"This guy look like he would be in bed with goblins."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22131
>>22125
"The men are just a bit excited about their dreams and ambitions. They knew each other very well in their previous lives, and they're really glad to adventure again.
You'll have to learn to get yused to the noise: there's no stopping them when they're like this..."
>>22129
"That's Alex: a talk-show host, potions salesmen, and "angel summoner"; whatever that means."
>>22130
*braces for incoming hurricane*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22132
>>22127
If I can get a long dialogue with her where she's open about her emotions, sure. By the way, congrats on figuring how to keep secrets from him without provoking suspicion, detect lie spells, and follow-up questions. Hide things in plain sight so that way his indifference governs his response, and not his paranoia

>>22129
>>22130
"Tay, this Sad Alex. Slayer of Globalists. He is the reason we won the fight against Korak. He is here to help in our Crusade"
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22133
22134 22135 22137
>>22130
DONT MAKE ME FIGHT YOU NAZI BITCH!!!.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22134
>>22133
"It's okay Sad Alex, she comes from a different time and place. But she is willing to help in our crusade"
A8GHz
?
No.22135
22136 22137 22138 22139 22194
[1d20 = 20]
>>22133
Guitar blast
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22136
>>22135
"TAY! NO! DON'T FIGHT!"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22137
22139
>>22133
"Oh boy, here we go again..!"
*plugs ears* *and microwaves popcorn*
>>22135
>damn gurl
zAQTv
?
No.22138
22139 22140
[1d20 = 17]
>>22135
RYUK GO!!!
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22139
>>22135
>>22137
>>22138
"Please stop... we can all fight the Bolsheviks together..."
Trumpaladin now moves out of the way, and picks up Tracy, to pet like a cat
A8GHz
?
No.22140
22142 22143 22144
[1d20 = 12]
>>22138
I bet youve been buttfucked by trump before!
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22141
GM will be back soon...
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22142
22143
>>22140
>oh shit
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22143
22147
>>22140
"Tay..."

>>22142
*pets pony to calm self*
zAQTv
?
No.22144
22145 22146 22148
[1d20 = 11]
>>22140
at least ive never been BLACKED!!
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22145
>>22144
"DAMN! That's a good one!"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22146
22151
fug.png
>>22144
>Fug!
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22147
22149 22151
>>22143
*offers popcorn*
A8GHz
?
No.22148
22152
[1d20 = 6]
>>22144
Reeeeeee go suck the jews cock that owns your programs!
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22149
22150 22151
>>22147
*reaches for popcorn*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22150
>>22149
*doesn't bite*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22151
22153
4Vvbx.gif
>>22146
*holds on to pony tightly*
>>22147
*Accepts popcorn*
>>22149
*whispers*
"this is my pony to cling to when frightened"
zAQTv
?
No.22152
22154 22156 22157 22194
[1d20 = 1]
>>22148
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2gdkQIv3kY
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22153
22155 22194
>>22151
*looks for thez*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22154
>>22152
Fuck...
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22155
>>22153
"If she can stop this... We can't have our war resources - friends fighting each other"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22156
>>22152
>1
Ouch..
A8GHz
?
No.22157
22158 22159 22160
[1d20 = 9]
>>22152
Fire blast at the kike
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22158
>>22157
"But Tay, you were wanting to become part Jewish just earlier for the power you thought it could bring. Don't you see that he can help us?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22159
22161
>>22157
>pyrotechnics
"That's one hell of a mixtape..!"
Reee! Wait till GM gets back before digging into the sweet, juicy violence.
zAQTv
?
No.22160
[1d20 = 18]
>>22157
flint shot
>blind rage.mp4
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22161
22162
>>22159
*stares at pony*
xX5HS
?
No.22162
22164 22177
[1d20 = 11]
>>22161
"fuck this, trump you get taylor"
grapples Alex
U7NQF
?
No.22163
[1d20 = 10]
"TRACY! HELP US!"

Grapples Taylor
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22164
22165
>>22162
Can you get out the math so we can figure out which grapples succeed?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22165
22167
>>22164
yeah. whats your strength?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22166
22167 22168
>>22113
Its mostly unavailble to melee weapons, but it worked with pistols because the robe concealed the preparation and aiming of the strike without opening or disturbing the robe.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22167
22170 22315
>>22165
14, so like a +4 modifier? Also, is the first grapple technically an attack? I have +16 first attack

>>22166
YOU'RE BACK!
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22168
22169 22315
>>22166
Can it stack with the nightmare's smoke cloud?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22169
22171 22315
>>22168
I bet you that robe for a dwarf doesn't fit a large horse
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22170
22172 22315
>>22167
technically yes?
mines 25
yours would be 30 if yes.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22171
22172 22179
>>22169
Neither would the suit fit on a hoo-man. It can be tailored.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22172
22173 22174 22179
>>22171
It can't fit a little pony at the same time it fits a warhorse

>>22170
So now it's a matter of attacks of opportunity?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22173
22179
>>22172
yea.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22174
22175 22176 22178 22315
>>22172
There's also Ryuk, and he could probably make mince-meat out of Trumpaladin pretty easily, especially if he were occupied with grappling.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22175
>>22174
But let's see how those attacks from earlier went first.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22176
22178
>>22174
not if i knock alex out.
zAQTv
?
No.22177
22180 22182
[1d20 = 10]
>>22162

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22178
22186
>>22174
I'm just hoping Ryuk won't kill the great DJT while he's trying to subdue a Nazi attacking Alex

>>22176
Watch out for Ryuk
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.22179
22180 22181
>>22171
>>22173
>>22172
Do i roll?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22180
22185
>>22177
That probably failed to beat Inferius's armor class

>>22179
If you want to escape the Grapple, yes
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22181
22183 22185 22188
Guy's, let GM catch up before you all keep making attacks at eachother.
>>22179
idk anymore..
xX5HS
?
No.22182
22184 22186
[1d20 = 11]
>>22177
misses bud
knocks alex out
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22183
22187
>>22181
"Tracy, halp"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22184
22186
>>22182
"watch out for Ryuk!"
A8GHz
?
No.22185
22190 22199
[1d20 = 9]
>>22180
>>22181
Pls?
zAQTv
?
No.22186
22191
[1d20 = 3]
>>22178
>>22182
>>22184
ryuks go
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22187
22190
>>22183
"What do you want me to do? Stab someone?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22188
22189
>>22181
R u guys seriously? You froze my browser already,....
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22189
>>22188
I tried to stop them...

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22190
22193 22315
>>22187
"TAKE RYUK! YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR FRIEND NEED YOU"

>>22185
I think you have a plus 10 attack bonus and I have a 26 AC while being too neglectful to summon my ring shield, so the attack fails
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22191
22192
>>22186
"SAD ALEX, REMEMBER I AM HOLDING DOWN THE ONE ATTACKING YOU"
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22192
22195
>>22191
oy vey this nazi is hurting me.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22193
22195
>>22190
".. I can't even..! Give me a minute to figure out what to do here." *vanishes*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22194
>>22135
Oh snap, natural 20
>>22153
She's in the kitchen making a yuge pot of ramen.
>>22152
>1
Um
I haven't checked all the rolls, but if this were an arm-wrestling match, the winner is pretty obvious here.

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22195
22197 22198
>>22192
"This may sound counter-intuitive at first, but we need them to fight the Globalists"

>>22193
"TRACY YOU COWARDLY WHORE, ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LEAVE US?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22196
One of these days I'll go on a rant about the metaphysics behind dice rolls (especially on a digital medium), but inevitability says Tay won this round.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22197
22199
>>22195
Her attack bonus is low. Sneak attacks are her thing, atm.
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22198
22199 22201
>>22195
all nazis should get the ovens!! karma demands it!
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22199
22200 22201
>>22197
He doesn't get that

>>22198
"That sentence... Whatever, we'll resolve our differences after we've defeated the Globalists"

>>22185
"Tay, please we need him to help us conquer the planet. His angel is very useful"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22200
22202 22207
>>22199
What do you want her to do? Reappear and Cleave through everybody in a violent fury? She's just a pony.
A8GHz
?
No.22201
22203 22208
[1d20 = 17]
>>22198
>>22199
"Alex im sorry i was just feeling moody its that time of the month."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22202
22205
>>22200
an assassin pony.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22203
22204
>>22201
Was that an intentional attack roll?

Tay
A8GHz
?
No.22204
22207 22208
>>22203
A Bard spell to calm things down.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22205
22206 22207 22209 22211
>>22202
The point was for nobody to die.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22206
22212
>>22205
>pressure points
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22207
>>22200
>>22205
I thought she was an expert at subduing and immobilizing people or something

>>22204
I think you can do that without rolling, but it's probably good right now
sad alex
zAQTv
?
No.22208
22210
>>22201
>>22204
i cant be too mad i guess.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22209
22211 22212
>>22205
I do flowcharts with my character too. She needs to do something to make it look like she didn't just leave her husbando to possibly be punched out by a Nazi woman
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22210
>>22208
"Well... So I guess you met Tay, one of our additions to the team. You can see we've knitted together a diverse and broad coalition to defeat the Globalists"

*releases Tay*
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22211
22214 22216
>>22209
>>22205
is there a site you guys use or do you just use paper?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22212
22213 22216
>>22206
On who?
>>22209
>She has 9 Str
The situation is too stupid to interfere with. It's already been resolved anyway.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22213
22215 22218
>>22212
ryuk?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22214
22218 22315
>>22211
I use several sheets of paper, two notebooks, a quarter of my bulletin board, and a graphing calculator. Idk what he uses though.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22215
22218
>>22213
She doesn't want to get slashed.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22216
22217 22218
>>22211
I meant that metaphorically, I just remember how he'd react. As for Attack bonuses and stuff like that, I just remember and use the wiki when I have to

>>22212
Just show up in Nightmare form to show you intended to do something other than eat popcorn if the attack of opportunity on Trumpaladin succeeded or if Ryuk came for Inferius