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Random Nuts
Anonymous
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

803 replies and 46 files omitted.
Yetsturdy
Scruffy
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No.21612
21614
165468__artist needed_source needed_safe_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_broom_crossover_dark magic_futurama_mane .png
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BANISH ME! Fools!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.21613
21616
Spoilered

Anonymous
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No.21614
21618 21620 21621
>>21612
You know, I'm very much tempted to make Scruffy a villain in this game,...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.21615
21617
How long should it take to cast those horseshoes?
Yetsturdy
Scruffy
U7NQF
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No.21616
346421__safe_artist-colon-marcusmaximus_princess erroria_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-milky way_oc-colon-tracy cage_broom_colored_female_fluffy pony_human.png
>>21613
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
Anonymous
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No.21617
>>21615
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
U7NQF
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No.21618
21619 21622 21628
m3rFufA.jpg
>>21614
Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
\r
U7NQF
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No.21619
21628 21630 21634
>>21618
22/06/12

(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
(23:07:07) » Join: UltraHoss ([email protected])
(23:07:07) » ChanServ (+v) UltraHoss
(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other

[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism

(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.

<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt

<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan

443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
\r
Anonymous
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No.21620
21621
>>21614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0
Anonymous
SXv2m
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No.21621
>>21620
Kek
>>21614
Meme-enemies are the best.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21622
21625
>>21618
can we all agree that moot was a faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21623
21624 21627
Does infernius still want his horn back?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21624
21626
>>21623
From who? Thez?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21625
>>21622
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:

(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21626
>>21624
Thez already made the other horn into jewelry. Tracy still has hers though.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21627
21629 21632
>>21623
sure what do i goota do for it?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21628
21634
>>21618
>>21619
hang all 4cuck mods.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21629
>>21627
Don't do it...
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21630
>>21619
>yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
>yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
sure your not bud.
Scruffening Leaks
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21631
21638
Found the best ones

(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.

(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl


Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21632
21633 21635
infernius irl.png
>>21627
Help her out with her crafting.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21633
21636
>>21632
>Not asking her husband
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21634
>>21619
>>21628
kek penis gets to avoid the rope
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21635
21637
>>21632
alright. its a deal.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21636
>>21633
I need spells. Also, this is for him to get his horn back.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21637
21639
images (1).jpg
>>21635
But we need to resurrect the pirates...
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21638
>>21631
REEEEEEEEEEEE scrufy gets a slow acid bath!!
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21639
>>21637
i can do both.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21640
21641
3.5e Barbarian trying to craft.png
Tracy is currently in the forge/workshop, crafting instruction booklets all around her, trying her hardest to fix the string onto a composite longbow with her teeth. She looks frustrated at a catalog page full of magic items.
>pic semi-related
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21641
21643
>>21640
"hey what do?"
Anonymous
RNBHD
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No.21642
21644 21646
image.png
Trumpaladin waits for GM to show up so he can talk to NPCs. In the meantime, he uses Vanderiem's Bolshevik sensing powers to hunt down the evil sausage remnants and swipe them before they can infect his unborn child
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21643
21644
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>21641
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21644
21646
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>>21642
>rare pepe pls no steal
>>21643
"what you need me help with?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21645
21649
Alright, catching up
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21646
21647 21649
>>21642
Reeeeeee! Muh sausages!
>>21644
*sighs in antisocial pony*
".. I have a lot of t-trouble in this workshop, despite these weird shoes Lenos made me... Y-you spend quite a bit of time down here, s-s-so I wonder.. would you mind helping me out every once in a while..?" *half-assed smile*
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21647
21659
>>21646
"yea me help you when you need it" *thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21648
oh shit, g2g for now
Dialogue will have to wait
Anonymous
RNBHD
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No.21649
>>21646
It's in the child's best interests

>>21645
GM!

Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.

"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21650
21651 21652
Alright. What a day! So I'm figuring that the zephyr shoes can be done in a day's time since they're a simple enchantment. Any other things for me to address? I know Trump has questions for Slovenia, but if everyone is still in Port/Tower, I can't really throw any monsters at 'em with any legitimacy. I did have one idea cooked up, but we'll get to that.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21651
>>21650
im in the forge. with tracy
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21652
21653 21655
>>21650
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21653
21656
>>21652
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.

"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.

So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21655
>>21652
I imagine that all unicorns would have Mage Hand level telekinesis as their base ability.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21656
21657 21658
>>21653
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21657
21660
>>21656
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.

I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.

But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21658
>>21656
im gonna be bringing the bastard swords into town while trump talks to his second waifu
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21659
21661 21670
>>21647
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21660
21665
>>21657
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21661
21662
>>21659
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
SXv2m
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No.21662
21663
[1d20 = 4]
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21663
21665
>>21662
"......."
*picks up swords with tiny pony hooves and slowly carries them away one by one*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21664
21667 21690
Idk how this Control Shape skill works,
but I'll just roll with it and figure it out as I go.

Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21665
21674
>>21660
"Fascinating! With your soft appearance, I would not have guessed, though you do look like you have an eye for aesthetics.

Now I don't know if you want to stay cooped up in a room all day, or if you get bored sometimes. But if you want the chance to get back at it, to build things, we have many opportunities.

One of the members of our party - Tor-cil, tor-quill, how ever you say his name - is actually in the process of crafting Trebuchets for a campaign we are planning. I don't know if the Trebuchet, or the Ballista is your idea of beauty... I love the power and the glory expressed when they let loose... But it is a way you can focus your creative energies. If you'd like to do something... more artistic, we could always use an expert carpenter to create furniture, fixtures, and facades for my various building projects. Restaurants, the Stadium, hotels, apartments. A whole new world to shape.

Of course, if you have something else in mind, or you'd like to start on something smaller, I'm all ears"

>>21663
Kek
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21666
images.jpg
Boop
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21667
21668
>>21664
Want a bow?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21668
21669 21671 21690
*finally finishes dragging all of the swords to the forge*

Were we going to have a session tonight?
>>21667
I implied she made one earlier.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21669
21675
>>21668
The handbow she shot herself with?
xX5HS
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No.21670
21679
[2d20 = 26]
>>21659
rolls to make the items +14 to both
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21671
21672
>>21668
I had planned to, I've been working with Lenos' faggot, learning the ins and outs of 'how to lathe'. I promise I'll be less faggoty in a bit.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21672
21673
>>21671
how did koraks faggot feel about his char dying?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21673
21676 21677
>>21672
Uhm,... he doesn't know yet. He's working in a different department, and I haven't had a chance to break the news to him.
>+14
Oh hell no. Max augment for a weapon is +5
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21674
21678
>>21665
"There's something satisfying about the feeling of wood-chips in my mane. I'm not familiar with a trebuchet, but it sounds big. Normally I am more for smaller crafts, but I'm up for a challenge. You'll have to introduce me to this Torquil."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21675
21678
>>21669
No. The bowstring she was fastening while she was talking to Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21676
>>21673
Only one was a weapon. The other two were the Nithing poles.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21677
21690
>>21673
that was for my rolls m8 i put my smithing up to +14 when i lvled.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21678
21691
>>21675
That's way too subtle, and also just a bow string

>>21674
"Well, he's not around at the moment. I don't believe I can find him anyways, and I believe we're going to have to harvest the wood for those first. In the meantime, would you like to craft something else? We have a fine craft shop with all sorts of equipment. You may want to take a look at it.

Would you, could you, perhaps make a composite longbow, or crossbow?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21679
21680
>>21670
I had him cast on one unfinished Assassin's dagger and two Darkskulls. How do I need to roll in order to finish those?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21680
21681
>>21679
dont you need magic?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21681
21682
>>21680
Does she? I thought Infernius cast the spells earlier.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21682
21683
>>21681
yea. i thought you meant youd do it yourself.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21683
21684 21685
>>21682
Idk how crafting works and neither does she... I'll try later.
Also, if Infernius checks his vest-pocket, the horn will be in there.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21684
21686
>>21683
"oi when did you put this here?"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21685
21686
>>21683
i have +14 in crafting(blacksmith) if you want me to.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21686
21687 21692
>>21684
*doesn't respond for a moment or two*
"... Ugh.. S-s-some time a while ago. It's not like I feel extra gracious or anything b-baka!" *averts gaze*
>>21685
With the dagger, yes. The Nithing Poles only need their spells to be completed.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.21687
Spoilered
>>21686
Naughty Naughty little pony
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21688
I know, I'm being an exceptional faggot. ~_~
I can explain though, and its only taking this long cuz A. its business related, and B. I don't want to be rude. Plz no bully
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21689
*continues working on bow*
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21690
>>21664
In non-combat, you mostly don't need to roll for that, excepting new attempts like w/ the crossbow or otherwise untrained attempts.
>>21668
The blades are finished, he needs them fitted
>>21677
My bad, carry on

Anonymous
RNBHD
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No.21691
>>21678
"On further consideration, maybe it's better to explore the shop later"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.21692
21693
>>21686
"tracy why you so nervous around friends?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.21693
21694 21695
1514643__safe_artist-colon-mr square_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_animated_gif_monochrome_pony_undertale.gif
*fills body with chocolate icecream*
>>21692
".. F-f-f-friends?! Wh-who said anything about friends?!baka"
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21694
21696
>>21693
Thez, almost out of nowhere (since she lost most of her magic, she's using her skills more) jumps in and grabs Tracy in a big hug.
"You didn't HAVE to say it! Its too late!" ^_^
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21695
21696
>>21693
"of course were friends i forgave you for stabbing me"

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21696
21698
>>21694
*tries to contain icecream*
>>21695
*gasps* "Oh.. so you did..." *gasps*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21697
21698
*hides blushing*
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21698
>>21697
>>21696
"whats wrong little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21699
21700
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>tfw all your OC friends are either dead or only kept "alive" by cancerous shitposters
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21700
21701
>>21699
"pets poner"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21701
21702
>>21700
*doesn't bite*
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21702
21703
>>21701
"you didnt bite me i see. i like being friends."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21703
21704
>>21702
"grrrrr...!"
*still doesn't bite*

Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21704
21705
>>21703
"why growl?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21705
21706 21707
>>21704
*doesn't respond*
*looks at the ground and turns away*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21706
21708 21710
>>21705
Except that Thez is still hugging her
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21707
21708
>>21705
*sad minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21708
>>21706
*is stuck*
>>21707
*suppressed sad pony noises*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21709
21711
T> lets go
"K, so my faggot is completely and totally done, and is committed for whatever duration. He's gotta do a tiny bit of back-reading to make sure nothing's overlapping or getting forgotten, but he's not running off anymore."
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.21710
21712 21713
>>21706
Um... Can I come join the group?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21711
1506720374100.jpg
>>21709

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21712
21714
>>21710
I thought he was still talking to that unicorn?
>would let join
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21713
>>21710
If Thez still had a tail, she'd use it to literally rope him in
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.21714
21719
>>21712
I don't think I ever got a response....
Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.21716
21717
Fuck it.

Go to the crafts room bringing Slovenia
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21717
21718 21724
>>21716
Fucking shite..! muh flowcharts; muh math..
*ears perk at detected movements outside*

Anonymous
RNBHD
?
No.21718
>>21717
Yes, I did think of the mathycharts. But fuck it,
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21719
21720 21721 21725
>>21714
Again, I apologize for being a faggot. Let's see,....
"This is amazing! There's several lathes yes of COURSE I'm including real-life elements!, a variety of saws, air tools,... I could furnish the whole TOWER with all this!" Slovenia says wide-eyed. She grabs a pair of safety-glasses safety first. "Is there a ready supply of lumber? We can cut it if needs be," she is looking around furiously, and Trump can tell she is doing a variety of calculations without really being aware of it.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21720
21722
>>21719
Is this the same room as the location Inferius and Tracy are located, or a different one?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21721
21723
>>21719
"Well, as I said before, if you want to do something big - really big - we'll need to collect more lumber"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21722
21725 21728
Tracy meanwhile, has finished all her projects. Yes, all of them. I figure you guys put up with my flaky-ness today, the least I could do is nix any time-requirements on projects (assuming they're not excessive). I know there was a bow and some Nithing poles, please list any omissions.
>>21720
They were originally mapped as different areas, but (gasp) there's a staircase that connect the two areas, almost like the Tower is morphic.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21723
21724
>>21721
"I see. From what you describe, these trebuchets will require not just lumber but timber as well. There,... doesn't happen to be a mill does there?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21724
21727
Excellent
>>21717
Crisis averted, they are separated by one floor

>>21723
"Yes, there is a mill in town"
*does not know the difference between lumber and timber*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21725
21726 21727 21733
>>21719
*sees unicorn that did not in fact get eaten by the tarrasque she accidentally unleashed upon the forest*
[surprised pony noises]
"Y-y-you're alive!" she says, toned with relief.
"I.. I was looking for you earlier.."
>>21722
There was the Assassin's Dagger too.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21726
>>21725
Alrighty then

"Hey little Pony! I heard you two were friends! So I don't need to introduce you two?"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21727
21729 21730 21734
>>21724
Her mouth drops soundlessly, and her expression is that of a child who just got told that there is an entire cake with their name on it. A sound of dripping can be heard.
>>21725
S> "You're here too? Where have you been! When you didn't come back I thought something had happened! OMG is this where you LIVE?! This is INCREDIBLE!" she crushes Tracy in an overly excited hug.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21728
21732
1510651174965.jpg
>>21722
gm infernuis is feeling a bit sad so he decideds to take a walk to this mountain range
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21729
21731 21732
>>21727
did she just get wet?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21730
21733 21737
>>21727
*HUGS BOTH PONIES!*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21731
>>21729
Now I know her turn on
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21732
21735
>>21729
... maybe....
>>21728
K. That's the same range that the walled circle is on the edge of.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21733
>>21725
See >>21730

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21734
21736
>>21727
*hugs back*
"A whole bunch of things came up, including pirates, a giant monster, an evil sorcerer attacking, and some kind of time warp. I'm glad you're okay.:
"Yeah.. this is where I live.. I had another place around here that I wanted to show you, but it's not really in peak condition right now..."
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21735
21736 21744
>>21732
which city cardishore?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21736
21737 21738
>>21735
No, the starting point, that has the (ruined) ant hive and the former location of the Tower.
>>21734
"Don't worry about that, I'm just glad to see that you're still alright! This world,... you're the only hospitable people/pones I've met."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21737
21738
>>21730
*group hugs*
>>21736
"I see you've met my husband?"

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21738
21740 21741
>>21736
"We'll be making the world more hospitable. Friendship will be spread"
*places hand on flank*

>>21737
*places hand on flank*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21739
numap.png
Cardishore is between x and court, sparintenar is on the right, Krenshall-blur is on the left. Circle is walled
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21740
21742
>>21738
>*places hand on flank*
*eye twitches*
".......................!"
>*places hand on flank*
*twitching lessens slightly*
"~.......!"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21741
21742 21743
>>21738
Slovenia doesn't seem to notice, and continues talking to Tracy. "Gimme a suggestion! I wanna make something!"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21742
>>21740
*moves fingers towards pussy*
"Have you been crafting a bow, little pony?"

>>21741
"Why don't you make a bow for Tracy?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21743
21753
>>21741
".. I only know how to build cucksheds.." (learned from marker)
"The stables could use an upgrade though, maybe some room-dividers?"
SfzWE
?
No.21744
21746
[1d20 = 2]
>>21735
While walking amongst the hills and mountains, Infernius notices an increase in wildlife. Birds fly where previously the sky was more barren, animals can be seen flitting from tree to tree in the distance, and out of nowhere,....
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21745
... an arrow comes thudding into the ground at Infernius' feet.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21746
21747
>>21744
Wait, Infernius went to Cardishore?
shoot, I meant to accompany him..
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21747
21750
>>21746
Not that far, just on a walk
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21748
"Hibbity!" can be heard cried from a concealed position, while from another comes the response "Hooblah!"
"Hibbity hooblah?" "Hooblah!" the voices exchange in apparent dialogue.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21749
21754 21756
The lankiest orc Infernius has ever seen (has he ever seen an orc?) pokes its head out of a bush, and then pops it back in. Another arrow sails harmlessly by him.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21750
21751
>>21747
Still meant to go, but whatever...
"Hey, where did the bull disappear to?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21751
21752
>>21750
"He was here?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21752
21757
>>21751
"Yeah, just a few minutes ago.." *ponders*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21753
21757 21758 21776
>>21743
"That's a GREAT idea!" Slovenia runs toward an easel and - using magic and mouth - begins furiously working out designs and plans.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21754
21760
>>21749
(no)
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21755
21768
Thez, observing the whole deal from aback wonders quietly: "Whatever happened to that adorable filly, and that,... lovely blond vixen?"
xX5HS
?
No.21756
21769
[1d20 = 11]
>>21749
"WHAT YOU WANT!!"
intimidation check
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21757
>>21753
"heh, glad to see you are having fun here. If you need anything, just ask. I'll show you the mill sometime"

>>21752
"Wanna go find him?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21758
21762 21769
>>21753
*a bit taken aback at the unicorn's diligence*
"Okay.. you said you needed wood?"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21759
21761
Bonjour les faguettes.
Whats going on?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21760
>>21754
Okay, then the lankiest green-skinned, angular-faced bipedal homonid he's ever seen.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21761
21764 21769
>>21759
im being ambushed by orcs
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21762
21763
>>21758
".......... Oh"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21763
21766
>>21762
wat?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21764
21765 21767
>>21761
Did you roll a 3 again?
GM, where is Torc and what is happening in that general area
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21765
>>21764
its fine they look like beanpoles compared to me.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21766
21776
>>21763
*hugs pony*
your statement was a double entendre
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21767
21771
>>21764
>11 +4
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21768
21775 21785 21796
526523_900.jpg.cf.jpg
>>21755
I went to the tailor and had pick relatrd made but instead of pants
>mini skirt
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21769
21770 21771 21772 21776
>>21761
Not ambushed, just shot at.
>>21756
"Hibbity!" "Hooblah!" "Hibbity hooblah!" they cry as they run from the location.
>>21758
Yeah, that could be taken a couple ways (also a double-entendre)
To both Trump and Tracy. "I wish to see this mill.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21770
21775
>>21769
"Well then, I can take you"
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21771
21775
>>21767
Bullshit
>>21769
>over 200 posts to read
Kill me
xX5HS
?
No.21772
21773 21774 21775 21776
[1d20 = 2]
>>21769
track shitskins
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21773
21779
>>21772
Top feckin kek m8
xX5HS
?
No.21774
[1d20 = 9]
>>21772
test
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21775
21777 21778 21782 21788
>>21768
Hawt
>>21770
"Please do, I'll need to see what these bitches are capable of." Yes, I'm giving Slovenia my professional disposition.
>>21771
Don't be in a hurry, you didn't miss much except for some inter-personal dialogue.
>>21772
Infernius almost thinks they went toward the Tower, but realizes that can't be right.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21776
21783
>>21766
*hugs back*
>>21753
>>21769
"Hay.. a storm recently blew by and knocked down a bunch of trees in the forest. Maybe when we find the bull, we could carry back some of those?"
>>21772
>no Track feat
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21777
21787
>>21775
Okay good
>skips reading
So where is Torc?
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21778
21790
>>21775
"fuck it"
infernuis continues his walk
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21779
21780 21781
>>21773
Oh, and Tracy let the Terrasque loose. That's important.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21780
21784 21785
>>21779
I already heard that, that fucking bitch
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21781
>>21779
Oh wait, that's right, no one knows this. That's all meta at the moment.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21782
21787
>>21775
"Do you mean the workers at the mill? Do you think you can lead carpenters as well as do it yourself?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21783
21785
>>21776
"Huh. I would have noticed a storm"
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21784
>>21780
This.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21785
21786 21792
>>21780
It was an accident!
>>21768
Good evening.
>>21783
"It went by pretty quickly. Didn't catch it myself..."
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21786
>>21785
Evening.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21787
21789 21792
>>21777
Where does he want to be? You just got trips.
>>21782
Slovenia gets a stern look on her face. "When it comes to shaping wood, I don't mess around."

Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21788
>>21775
Thanks.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21789
21791 21795
>Nordfilly hasn't been around
But where will I get my diabeetus?
>>21787
Uh, tower heading to the stables. Knowing he is heading to almost certian death.
>RIP in peace Torc
SfzWE
?
No.21790
21806
[1d20 = 18]
>>21778
Infernius continues walking around the hill/mountains. Shriveled brush and trees occasionally dot the area, but its mostly bare or mossy-covered rocks. The area escalates in elevation the further south he travels.
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21791
21794 21795 21796
>>21789
>rape
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21792
21793 21795
>>21785
"Well, if she needs wood" *giggles* "We can go collect some."
*said a bit more secretly and directly*
"We shall have seige engines soon"

>>21787
"Excellent. I can help you live up to you full potential."

>>21787
>>21785
To Tracy and Slovenia simultaneously
"Tell you what. Tracy, why don't you go find inferius, and see if you can get some timber."
"Slovenia, I can take you to the mill, and use my contacts to see what I can get set up for you"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21793
21796 21799
>>21792
I thought you wanted to go with her?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21794
21795 21796
>>21791
B E G O N E T H O T
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21795
21796 21797 21798 21800
>>21789
Death? News to me, and issuing death is my job,....
>>21792
"I really hope there are lazy faggots there." she says as she and Trump depart for the mill.
>>21791
>>21794
Silently, Thez laments that she no longer produces her own lethargy poison.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21796
>>21768
Nice!

>>21791
Excellent!

>>21793
Doesn't Slovenia want both wood and to see the mill?

>>21794
Kek

>>21795
"If there are, I'm certain your attitude can help beat them into shape"
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21797
21800 21808
>>21795
Can i produce anything?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21798
21804 21808
>>21795
Oh, you know exactly who Torc is going to talk to you bastard
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21799
21801
>>21793
Aww... Did tracy actually want to do a thing together with Trumpaladin for once?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21800
21802 21808
>>21795
>they left without her
[sad pony noises]
>>21797
You can cast Daylight once per day at will, being an Aesmiar.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21801
>>21799
Yes
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21802
21803 21808
>>21800
*grabs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21803
21805 21808
>>21802
No, you already left. She's going to go track down Infernius to d the heavy lifting, before he gets himself killed.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21804
21807 21809
>>21798
If you don't want to do it, I can show up to break the news. Then comfort her afterwards when she feels hurt and betrayed and looking to cheat back
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.21805
21812
>>21803
Eh, okay. Bring plenty of timber. Your husband's empire will need those trebuchets
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.21806
>>21790
i continue a little more on guard.
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21807
>>21804
No one asked you, ye cunt
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21808
21811 21812 21815 21816
>>21797
... within reason.
>>21798
And Trollestia is calmly (almost smugly) waiting in the stables.
>>21800
You're not being excluded, but Slovenia's on a mission now.
>>21802
See?
>>21803
Nope, too late. You're being dragged along.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21809
21810 21815
>>21804
>"Lawful Good"
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.21810
21814 21817 21823
>>21809
>TRUMP Good
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.21811
21826
>>21808
>You're being dragged along.
To where?
Anonymous
BQMfp
?
No.21812
21813 21815
>>21805
SUPERIOR SIEGE ENGINES
>>21808
Oh god, Torc's fucked. Nice playing with y'all
"H-hi Trollestia. I h-have s-something to say.........."
Tay
A8GHz
?
No.21813
21817 21819
>>21812
"Holy shit a unicorn!"