Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BANISH ME! Fools!
>>21613
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
>>21615
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
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>>21614
Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
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Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
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>>21618
22/06/12
(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
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(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other
[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism
(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.
<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt
<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan
443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
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22/06/12
(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
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(23:07:07) » ChanServ (+v) UltraHoss
(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other
[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism
(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.
<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt
<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan
443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
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>>21622
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:
(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:
(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
Found the best ones
(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.
(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl
(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.
(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl
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Tracy is currently in the forge/workshop, crafting instruction booklets all around her, trying her hardest to fix the string onto a composite longbow with her teeth. She looks frustrated at a catalog page full of magic items.
>pic semi-related
>pic semi-related
Trumpaladin waits for GM to show up so he can talk to NPCs. In the meantime, he uses Vanderiem's Bolshevik sensing powers to hunt down the evil sausage remnants and swipe them before they can infect his unborn child
>>21641
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
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oh shit, g2g for now
Dialogue will have to wait
Dialogue will have to wait
>>21646
It's in the child's best interests
>>21645
GM!
Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.
"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
It's in the child's best interests
>>21645
GM!
Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.
"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
Alright. What a day! So I'm figuring that the zephyr shoes can be done in a day's time since they're a simple enchantment. Any other things for me to address? I know Trump has questions for Slovenia, but if everyone is still in Port/Tower, I can't really throw any monsters at 'em with any legitimacy. I did have one idea cooked up, but we'll get to that.
>>21650
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
>>21652
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.
"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.
So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.
"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.
So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
>>21653
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
>>21656
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.
I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.
But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.
I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.
But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
>>21647
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
>>21657
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
>>21659
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
[1d20 = 4]
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)
Idk how this Control Shape skill works,
but I'll just roll with it and figure it out as I go.
but I'll just roll with it and figure it out as I go.
>>21660
"Fascinating! With your soft appearance, I would not have guessed, though you do look like you have an eye for aesthetics.
Now I don't know if you want to stay cooped up in a room all day, or if you get bored sometimes. But if you want the chance to get back at it, to build things, we have many opportunities.
One of the members of our party - Tor-cil, tor-quill, how ever you say his name - is actually in the process of crafting Trebuchets for a campaign we are planning. I don't know if the Trebuchet, or the Ballista is your idea of beauty... I love the power and the glory expressed when they let loose... But it is a way you can focus your creative energies. If you'd like to do something... more artistic, we could always use an expert carpenter to create furniture, fixtures, and facades for my various building projects. Restaurants, the Stadium, hotels, apartments. A whole new world to shape.
Of course, if you have something else in mind, or you'd like to start on something smaller, I'm all ears"
>>21663
Kek
"Fascinating! With your soft appearance, I would not have guessed, though you do look like you have an eye for aesthetics.
Now I don't know if you want to stay cooped up in a room all day, or if you get bored sometimes. But if you want the chance to get back at it, to build things, we have many opportunities.
One of the members of our party - Tor-cil, tor-quill, how ever you say his name - is actually in the process of crafting Trebuchets for a campaign we are planning. I don't know if the Trebuchet, or the Ballista is your idea of beauty... I love the power and the glory expressed when they let loose... But it is a way you can focus your creative energies. If you'd like to do something... more artistic, we could always use an expert carpenter to create furniture, fixtures, and facades for my various building projects. Restaurants, the Stadium, hotels, apartments. A whole new world to shape.
Of course, if you have something else in mind, or you'd like to start on something smaller, I'm all ears"
>>21663
Kek
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Boop
*finally finishes dragging all of the swords to the forge*
Were we going to have a session tonight?
>>21667
I implied she made one earlier.
Were we going to have a session tonight?
>>21667
I implied she made one earlier.
>>21668
I had planned to, I've been working with Lenos' faggot, learning the ins and outs of 'how to lathe'. I promise I'll be less faggoty in a bit.
I had planned to, I've been working with Lenos' faggot, learning the ins and outs of 'how to lathe'. I promise I'll be less faggoty in a bit.
>>21672
Uhm,... he doesn't know yet. He's working in a different department, and I haven't had a chance to break the news to him.
>+14
Oh hell no. Max augment for a weapon is +5
Uhm,... he doesn't know yet. He's working in a different department, and I haven't had a chance to break the news to him.
>+14
Oh hell no. Max augment for a weapon is +5
>>21665
"There's something satisfying about the feeling of wood-chips in my mane. I'm not familiar with a trebuchet, but it sounds big. Normally I am more for smaller crafts, but I'm up for a challenge. You'll have to introduce me to this Torquil."
"There's something satisfying about the feeling of wood-chips in my mane. I'm not familiar with a trebuchet, but it sounds big. Normally I am more for smaller crafts, but I'm up for a challenge. You'll have to introduce me to this Torquil."
>>21675
That's way too subtle, and also just a bow string
>>21674
"Well, he's not around at the moment. I don't believe I can find him anyways, and I believe we're going to have to harvest the wood for those first. In the meantime, would you like to craft something else? We have a fine craft shop with all sorts of equipment. You may want to take a look at it.
Would you, could you, perhaps make a composite longbow, or crossbow?"
That's way too subtle, and also just a bow string
>>21674
"Well, he's not around at the moment. I don't believe I can find him anyways, and I believe we're going to have to harvest the wood for those first. In the meantime, would you like to craft something else? We have a fine craft shop with all sorts of equipment. You may want to take a look at it.
Would you, could you, perhaps make a composite longbow, or crossbow?"
>>21670
I had him cast on one unfinished Assassin's dagger and two Darkskulls. How do I need to roll in order to finish those?
I had him cast on one unfinished Assassin's dagger and two Darkskulls. How do I need to roll in order to finish those?
>>21682
Idk how crafting works and neither does she... I'll try later.
Also, if Infernius checks his vest-pocket, the horn will be in there.
Idk how crafting works and neither does she... I'll try later.
Also, if Infernius checks his vest-pocket, the horn will be in there.
I know, I'm being an exceptional faggot. ~_~
I can explain though, and its only taking this long cuz A. its business related, and B. I don't want to be rude. Plz no bully
I can explain though, and its only taking this long cuz A. its business related, and B. I don't want to be rude. Plz no bully
*continues working on bow*
*fills body with chocolate icecream*
>>21692
".. F-f-f-friends?! Wh-who said anything about friends?!baka"
>>21692
".. F-f-f-friends?! Wh-who said anything about friends?!baka"
>>21693
Thez, almost out of nowhere (since she lost most of her magic, she's using her skills more) jumps in and grabs Tracy in a big hug.
"You didn't HAVE to say it! Its too late!" ^_^
Thez, almost out of nowhere (since she lost most of her magic, she's using her skills more) jumps in and grabs Tracy in a big hug.
"You didn't HAVE to say it! Its too late!" ^_^
>tfw all your OC friends are either dead or only kept "alive" by cancerous shitposters
T> lets go
"K, so my faggot is completely and totally done, and is committed for whatever duration. He's gotta do a tiny bit of back-reading to make sure nothing's overlapping or getting forgotten, but he's not running off anymore."
"K, so my faggot is completely and totally done, and is committed for whatever duration. He's gotta do a tiny bit of back-reading to make sure nothing's overlapping or getting forgotten, but he's not running off anymore."
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>>21714
Again, I apologize for being a faggot. Let's see,....
"This is amazing! There's several lathes yes of COURSE I'm including real-life elements!, a variety of saws, air tools,... I could furnish the whole TOWER with all this!" Slovenia says wide-eyed. She grabs a pair of safety-glasses safety first. "Is there a ready supply of lumber? We can cut it if needs be," she is looking around furiously, and Trump can tell she is doing a variety of calculations without really being aware of it.
Again, I apologize for being a faggot. Let's see,....
"This is amazing! There's several lathes yes of COURSE I'm including real-life elements!, a variety of saws, air tools,... I could furnish the whole TOWER with all this!" Slovenia says wide-eyed. She grabs a pair of safety-glasses safety first. "Is there a ready supply of lumber? We can cut it if needs be," she is looking around furiously, and Trump can tell she is doing a variety of calculations without really being aware of it.
>>21719
"Well, as I said before, if you want to do something big - really big - we'll need to collect more lumber"
"Well, as I said before, if you want to do something big - really big - we'll need to collect more lumber"
Tracy meanwhile, has finished all her projects. Yes, all of them. I figure you guys put up with my flaky-ness today, the least I could do is nix any time-requirements on projects (assuming they're not excessive). I know there was a bow and some Nithing poles, please list any omissions.
>>21720
They were originally mapped as different areas, but (gasp) there's a staircase that connect the two areas, almost like the Tower is morphic.
>>21720
They were originally mapped as different areas, but (gasp) there's a staircase that connect the two areas, almost like the Tower is morphic.
>>21721
"I see. From what you describe, these trebuchets will require not just lumber but timber as well. There,... doesn't happen to be a mill does there?"
"I see. From what you describe, these trebuchets will require not just lumber but timber as well. There,... doesn't happen to be a mill does there?"
>>21725
Alrighty then
"Hey little Pony! I heard you two were friends! So I don't need to introduce you two?"
Alrighty then
"Hey little Pony! I heard you two were friends! So I don't need to introduce you two?"
>>21724
Her mouth drops soundlessly, and her expression is that of a child who just got told that there is an entire cake with their name on it. A sound of dripping can be heard.
>>21725
S> "You're here too? Where have you been! When you didn't come back I thought something had happened! OMG is this where you LIVE?! This is INCREDIBLE!" she crushes Tracy in an overly excited hug.
Her mouth drops soundlessly, and her expression is that of a child who just got told that there is an entire cake with their name on it. A sound of dripping can be heard.
>>21725
S> "You're here too? Where have you been! When you didn't come back I thought something had happened! OMG is this where you LIVE?! This is INCREDIBLE!" she crushes Tracy in an overly excited hug.
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>>21727
*hugs back*
"A whole bunch of things came up, including pirates, a giant monster, an evil sorcerer attacking, and some kind of time warp. I'm glad you're okay.:
"Yeah.. this is where I live.. I had another place around here that I wanted to show you, but it's not really in peak condition right now..."
*hugs back*
"A whole bunch of things came up, including pirates, a giant monster, an evil sorcerer attacking, and some kind of time warp. I'm glad you're okay.:
"Yeah.. this is where I live.. I had another place around here that I wanted to show you, but it's not really in peak condition right now..."
Cardishore is between x and court, sparintenar is on the right, Krenshall-blur is on the left. Circle is walled
>>21738
>*places hand on flank*
*eye twitches*
".......................!"
>*places hand on flank*
*twitching lessens slightly*
"~.......!"
>*places hand on flank*
*eye twitches*
".......................!"
>*places hand on flank*
*twitching lessens slightly*
"~.......!"
>>21738
Slovenia doesn't seem to notice, and continues talking to Tracy. "Gimme a suggestion! I wanna make something!"
Slovenia doesn't seem to notice, and continues talking to Tracy. "Gimme a suggestion! I wanna make something!"
>>21741
".. I only know how to build cucksheds.." (learned from marker)
"The stables could use an upgrade though, maybe some room-dividers?"
".. I only know how to build cucksheds.." (learned from marker)
"The stables could use an upgrade though, maybe some room-dividers?"
[1d20 = 2]
>>21735
While walking amongst the hills and mountains, Infernius notices an increase in wildlife. Birds fly where previously the sky was more barren, animals can be seen flitting from tree to tree in the distance, and out of nowhere,....
>>21735
While walking amongst the hills and mountains, Infernius notices an increase in wildlife. Birds fly where previously the sky was more barren, animals can be seen flitting from tree to tree in the distance, and out of nowhere,....
... an arrow comes thudding into the ground at Infernius' feet.
"Hibbity!" can be heard cried from a concealed position, while from another comes the response "Hooblah!"
"Hibbity hooblah?" "Hooblah!" the voices exchange in apparent dialogue.
"Hibbity hooblah?" "Hooblah!" the voices exchange in apparent dialogue.
The lankiest orc Infernius has ever seen (has he ever seen an orc?) pokes its head out of a bush, and then pops it back in. Another arrow sails harmlessly by him.
>>21743
"That's a GREAT idea!" Slovenia runs toward an easel and - using magic and mouth - begins furiously working out designs and plans.
"That's a GREAT idea!" Slovenia runs toward an easel and - using magic and mouth - begins furiously working out designs and plans.
Thez, observing the whole deal from aback wonders quietly: "Whatever happened to that adorable filly, and that,... lovely blond vixen?"
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>>21768
Hawt
>>21770
"Please do, I'll need to see what these bitches are capable of." Yes, I'm giving Slovenia my professional disposition.
>>21771
Don't be in a hurry, you didn't miss much except for some inter-personal dialogue.
>>21772
Infernius almost thinks they went toward the Tower, but realizes that can't be right.
Hawt
>>21770
"Please do, I'll need to see what these bitches are capable of." Yes, I'm giving Slovenia my professional disposition.
>>21771
Don't be in a hurry, you didn't miss much except for some inter-personal dialogue.
>>21772
Infernius almost thinks they went toward the Tower, but realizes that can't be right.
>>21775
"Do you mean the workers at the mill? Do you think you can lead carpenters as well as do it yourself?"
"Do you mean the workers at the mill? Do you think you can lead carpenters as well as do it yourself?"
>Nordfilly hasn't been around
But where will I get my diabeetus?
>>21787
Uh, tower heading to the stables. Knowing he is heading to almost certian death.
>RIP in peace Torc
But where will I get my diabeetus?
>>21787
Uh, tower heading to the stables. Knowing he is heading to almost certian death.
>RIP in peace Torc
[1d20 = 18]
>>21778
Infernius continues walking around the hill/mountains. Shriveled brush and trees occasionally dot the area, but its mostly bare or mossy-covered rocks. The area escalates in elevation the further south he travels.
>>21778
Infernius continues walking around the hill/mountains. Shriveled brush and trees occasionally dot the area, but its mostly bare or mossy-covered rocks. The area escalates in elevation the further south he travels.
>>21785
"Well, if she needs wood" *giggles* "We can go collect some."
*said a bit more secretly and directly*
"We shall have seige engines soon"
>>21787
"Excellent. I can help you live up to you full potential."
>>21787
>>21785
To Tracy and Slovenia simultaneously
"Tell you what. Tracy, why don't you go find inferius, and see if you can get some timber."
"Slovenia, I can take you to the mill, and use my contacts to see what I can get set up for you"
"Well, if she needs wood" *giggles* "We can go collect some."
*said a bit more secretly and directly*
"We shall have seige engines soon"
>>21787
"Excellent. I can help you live up to you full potential."
>>21787
>>21785
To Tracy and Slovenia simultaneously
"Tell you what. Tracy, why don't you go find inferius, and see if you can get some timber."
"Slovenia, I can take you to the mill, and use my contacts to see what I can get set up for you"
>>21802
No, you already left. She's going to go track down Infernius to d the heavy lifting, before he gets himself killed.
No, you already left. She's going to go track down Infernius to d the heavy lifting, before he gets himself killed.
>>21798
If you don't want to do it, I can show up to break the news. Then comfort her afterwards when she feels hurt and betrayed and looking to cheat back
If you don't want to do it, I can show up to break the news. Then comfort her afterwards when she feels hurt and betrayed and looking to cheat back
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