Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BANISH ME! Fools!
>>21613
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
Why, if it isn't the old Tracy Cage. I remember you. I shall banish you and your Milk Mare, and all the rest of your kind as I did before!
>>21615
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
I gotta run some errands, I'll think on that (probably not too long, likely before the end of tonight)
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>>21614
Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
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Oh, you have no idea. However bad of a human being you think it must take to perpetrate the Scruffening, this Yetsturdy autist is much, much worse. Just read through some of the leaked 4chan Janitor IRC chatlogs and you'll see what I mean
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>>21618
22/06/12
(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
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(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other
[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism
(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.
<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt
<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan
443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
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22/06/12
(23:05:38) +Troid: are you just /mlp/, yets?
(23:05:45) +yetsturdy: and /g/
(23:05:51) +yetsturdy: according to moots I am Top Autism
(23:05:58) +Troid: yes, I remember that
(23:06:04) +yetsturdy: (I could probably sue but ily guys)
(23:06:33) +yetsturdy: I'm not even autistic
(23:06:35) +Spitch: I didn't know you were on /g/ yets
(23:06:36) +yetsturdy: doctors said so
(23:06:44) +Troid: /g/ has more janitors than I thought, that makes 4
(23:06:45) +yetsturdy: I hate /g/ too
(23:06:45) +Kamui: Alright, time to crash. If anyone finds it of interest to scan the /m/ board and sees any threads with the Disney XD logo, if you can report them (or throw the link to a mod to BR, I'm not starting that crap up again)
(23:06:48) +yetsturdy: I hate everything
(23:06:50) +yetsturdy: It's a problem
(23:06:51) +errorname457: I'd love ya on /v/ wwl, /jp/ janitors seem to have an instinctive understanding of the place
(23:06:55) +yetsturdy: I only see flaws in everything
(23:06:59) +Troid: including one mystery janitor who doesn't use IRC
(23:07:01) +Troid: night kamui!
(23:07:02) +yetsturdy: IRL too
(23:07:02) +Spitch: I like it, besides the avatarfags and the flamebaiting it's a quality board
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(23:07:07) » ChanServ (+v) UltraHoss
(23:07:20) +Spitch: There's a couple janis who don't use IRC, I think a couple of them are on /cgl/
(23:07:30) +Kamui: night Troid, all~
(23:07:36) +yetsturdy: why is everyone so terrible
(23:07:39) +Spitch: night
(23:07:40) +Troid: one of /cgl/'s janitors doesn't use IRC, yeah
(23:07:41) +yetsturdy: why can't people just be nice to each other
[10:58:57] <yetsturdy> I wish /pol/ was smart enough to understand postmodernism
(17:52:41) +yetsturdy: That will open your mind like postmodernism.
<yetsturdy> I've got to figure out the headcanon that makes me OK with her having wings.
<yetsturdy> I can't ignore the wings. They're not going away. I need to accept that.
<yetsturdy> Drinky_Kraw: Brainstorm with me.
<yetsturdy> I think the most acceptable way for her to have wings is if she has taken that power from Celestia.
<yetsturdy> There was fanart of that sort of thing before it actually happened.
<yetsturdy> So maybe if I conceive of Twilight's princesshood as Celestia's fatal mistake, with Twilight later being corrupted by dark alicorn magic…
<penis_> yetsturdy, stop being so autistic
<yetsturdy> No, penis_.
<penis_> `88,
<penis_> wake up
<penis_> help me here
<yetsturdy> This is important for my mental health.
<yetsturdy> Now then
<yetsturdy> I don't think Celestia KNOWS about Twilight's dark alicorn magic.
<yetsturdy> And we've already seen that alicorn magic CAN be evil, as evidenced by the Alicorn Amulet's influence over Trixie.
<penis_> yeah but trixie was a lesser unicorn
<penis_> with lesser powers
<penis_> clearly not princesshood material
<yetsturdy> Now, Twilight first awakened her alicorn magic when under the influence of King Sombre, whose magical aura Twilight's alicorn spell inherited.
<penis_> where's your precious headcanon now
<yetsturdy> penis_: The point I was making about Trixie is that alicorn magic CAN be evil.
<penis_> nobody cares
<penis_> just watch the show
<S600> this
<S600> ^^
<penis_> pls yets, i dont want to see you tear yourself up over this
<penis_> it's not worth it
<yetsturdy> My headcanon is becoming this: Celestia sensed when Twilight used alicorn magic when facing Sombre, and thought that this was the sign she'd been waiting for, that Twilight's friendship had grown so strong that she had tapped into the cosmic source of Alicorn magic power, and was ready to be tipped over the edge into full alicorn princesshood, wings and all.
<yetsturdy> But Celestia was mistaken, because she had not witnessed the corrupt dark aura that Twilight's horn takes on when she accesses alicorn magic.
<penis_> that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen you type
<S600> lol
<Shadowwalker> sick burn
<yetsturdy> For you see, Twilight gained alicorn power while under the influence of King Sombre, who used the opportunity to corrupt her magical alicorn energy stream with his dark influence.
<yetsturdy> Celestia's fatal mistake then was to enable Twilight's transformation without realizing that Sombre had already gotten his hooks into her.
<penis_> in other words, "i still have hope that her alicornhood will be removed later on in the season, there's still a chance"
<penis_> just end it
<penis_> your life
<S600> #rekt
<penis_> I think I see your problem yetsturdy
<yetsturdy> inb4 autism
<penis_> Twilight, for the entirety of this show, has been growing, learning
<penis_> while you have remained the same, boring, useless pile of flesh
<penis_> you envy that
<penis_> you hate the change
<penis_> maybe you should do something with your life
<yetsturdy> penis_: you're right
<yetsturdy> I should do something with my life
<yetsturdy> I should focus on my job
<yetsturdy> and ignore all of you forever
<penis_> good plan
443:[11:11:09] <yetsturdy> The holocaust killed languages
445:[11:11:39] <yetsturdy> like, we consider it a lesser crime if someone hurts you than if they straight-up kill you
446:[11:11:59] <yetsturdy> to kill someone is an order of magnitude more criminal than just hurting them, like cutting them, even.
447:[11:12:31] <yetsturdy> so it's an order of magnitude above killing, at least, to kill a CULTURE or LANGUAGE.
448:[11:12:50] <yetsturdy> assault is to homocide as homocide is to genocide
449:[11:13:00] <yetsturdy> A genocide isn't just "killing a lot of people", it's "killing a culture"
452:[11:13:18] <yetsturdy> yeah
453:[11:13:21] <yetsturdy> and like
455:[11:13:31] <yetsturdy> the survivors of the holocausts and wars
456:[11:13:39] <yetsturdy> they look at American society, and they see all the warning signs
457:[11:13:43] <yetsturdy> and it scares them
459:[11:13:45] <yetsturdy> so they study the culture
461:[11:14:00] <yetsturdy> they make it academic, they build universities to study the culture and figure out why, how, it could happen
462:[11:14:03] <yetsturdy> and how to prevent it
463:[11:14:07] <yetsturdy> guys
465:[11:14:20] <yetsturdy> the SJWs are the only ones stopping us from doing another holocaust in America
467:[11:14:34] <yetsturdy> If it wasn't for them, our culture would be in full-blown racist mode like Nazis
468:[11:14:38] <yetsturdy> seriously
471:[11:14:44] <yetsturdy> Stop and think about it.
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>>21622
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:
(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
I wasn't active on 4chan at the time. I do know this:
(00:38:02) ‹+yetsturdy› I don't think /mlp/ would notice me unless I started deleting all the porn.
(00:38:27) ‹~moots› considering it's a worksafe board, you should
(00:38:30) ‹~moots› clop clop isn't allowed
(00:38:40) ‹~moots› the fact that i even had to type that grosses me out
Found the best ones
(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.
(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl
(19:41:07) +yetsturdy: it's going to be excellent.
(19:41:15) +yetsturdy: Exterminatus.
(19:41:21) +yetsturdy: Purge.
(19:42:12) +McNuggets: I'll be more than happy to purge the place ... I can handle the rage
(19:42:41) +yetsturdy: moot said "no porn"
(19:42:47) +yetsturdy: and I asked moot what counts
(19:42:55) +yetsturdy: and he gave me a very liberal definition.
(22:20:26) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: are you participating in the exterminatus?
(22:20:41) +dashiCRAY: exterminatus?
(22:20:51) +yetsturdy: dashiCRAY: you're /mlp/, right?
(22:21:07) +dashiCRAY: yea but I havent ben surfing lately that mush
(22:21:10) +Axism: exterminatus is the happening, right?
(22:21:16) +Axism: in /mlp/?
(22:21:41) +dashiCRAY: I'm not caught up on my board news haha
(22:21:42) +yetsturdy: Axism: the Happening was Lauren Faust visiting /mlp/
(22:22:11) +Axism: so what's exterminatus?
(22:22:15) +yetsturdy: and now per moots spake, we're purging the shit.
(22:22:38) +yetsturdy: deleting all fetish generals and applying the rules more harshl
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Tracy is currently in the forge/workshop, crafting instruction booklets all around her, trying her hardest to fix the string onto a composite longbow with her teeth. She looks frustrated at a catalog page full of magic items.
>pic semi-related
>pic semi-related
Trumpaladin waits for GM to show up so he can talk to NPCs. In the meantime, he uses Vanderiem's Bolshevik sensing powers to hunt down the evil sausage remnants and swipe them before they can infect his unborn child
>>21641
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
*looks over slightly annoyed, but appreciative*
"... when I arrived in this world, I didn't think it'd be so different from back at home: everything needs either magick or thumbs to operate around here..." *trails off*
"...W-w-would you mind giving me a hand?"
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oh shit, g2g for now
Dialogue will have to wait
Dialogue will have to wait
>>21646
It's in the child's best interests
>>21645
GM!
Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.
"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
It's in the child's best interests
>>21645
GM!
Trumpaladin finds and carefully seals away the Soros parts, then cleans all associated materials. He goes to the kitchen and prepares a cup of Chamomile Tea. He then goes to the stables or the spare room where Slovenia is presently located.
"Hello!" Offers Tea
"How are you finding your new accommodations?"
Alright. What a day! So I'm figuring that the zephyr shoes can be done in a day's time since they're a simple enchantment. Any other things for me to address? I know Trump has questions for Slovenia, but if everyone is still in Port/Tower, I can't really throw any monsters at 'em with any legitimacy. I did have one idea cooked up, but we'll get to that.
>>21650
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
"This is far better than I anticipated, thank you," she says taking the tea (telekinesis is a 5th level spell, but I'm figuring for MLP continuity I'll let her have it an nerf other abilities)
>>21652
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.
"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.
So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
Trumpaladin moves himself to sit in a position near her, looking at her.
"I'm very glad to hear that are adjusting well here so far.
So... You're from Equestria, correct? Who were you in your former life?"
>>21653
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
She tilts her head coyly.
"What would you guess?"
I have an answer, I'm not just stalling, but the thought occurred to me to play it this way.
>>21656
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.
I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.
But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
"With your looks and charm you could be a fashion model, or an actress. But I do not know your talents.
I was a law enforcement officer for many years. When I wondered why we were being impeded I became a civilian government official, and ascended a few ranks there, before my life was cut abruptly.
But tell me about you. What you did and can do"
>>21647
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
*tries to smile*
"..Th-thanks a lot, big guy..!"
*Looks over at unfinished items*
"I had a couple of projects here that aren't getting completed any time soon without spells.. Would you mind helping me out?"
*produces an unhilted knife and two pole with hides wrapped around one end*
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Assassin%27s_Dagger
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Darkskull
".. I-If that's okay, that is..." *averts gaze for a bit* "I can finish them later-on myself once the enchantments are set.."
>>21657
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
"You flatter me, but my talents lie in carpentry and woodworking. I adore the smell of sawdust, and the satisfaction of taking a rough piece of lumber and shaping it into something both beautiful and functional. It is the beauty and aesthetics that really draws my attention."
>>21659
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
"yea me help you cause you my friend, but would you mind taking these bastard swords to get finished for me?"
[1d20 = 4]
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)
>>21661
"That's fine by me."
Rolling Control Shape +9 to assume hybrid form (light war horse)
Idk how this Control Shape skill works,
but I'll just roll with it and figure it out as I go.
but I'll just roll with it and figure it out as I go.
>>21660
"Fascinating! With your soft appearance, I would not have guessed, though you do look like you have an eye for aesthetics.
Now I don't know if you want to stay cooped up in a room all day, or if you get bored sometimes. But if you want the chance to get back at it, to build things, we have many opportunities.
One of the members of our party - Tor-cil, tor-quill, how ever you say his name - is actually in the process of crafting Trebuchets for a campaign we are planning. I don't know if the Trebuchet, or the Ballista is your idea of beauty... I love the power and the glory expressed when they let loose... But it is a way you can focus your creative energies. If you'd like to do something... more artistic, we could always use an expert carpenter to create furniture, fixtures, and facades for my various building projects. Restaurants, the Stadium, hotels, apartments. A whole new world to shape.
Of course, if you have something else in mind, or you'd like to start on something smaller, I'm all ears"
>>21663
Kek
"Fascinating! With your soft appearance, I would not have guessed, though you do look like you have an eye for aesthetics.
Now I don't know if you want to stay cooped up in a room all day, or if you get bored sometimes. But if you want the chance to get back at it, to build things, we have many opportunities.
One of the members of our party - Tor-cil, tor-quill, how ever you say his name - is actually in the process of crafting Trebuchets for a campaign we are planning. I don't know if the Trebuchet, or the Ballista is your idea of beauty... I love the power and the glory expressed when they let loose... But it is a way you can focus your creative energies. If you'd like to do something... more artistic, we could always use an expert carpenter to create furniture, fixtures, and facades for my various building projects. Restaurants, the Stadium, hotels, apartments. A whole new world to shape.
Of course, if you have something else in mind, or you'd like to start on something smaller, I'm all ears"
>>21663
Kek
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Boop
*finally finishes dragging all of the swords to the forge*
Were we going to have a session tonight?
>>21667
I implied she made one earlier.
Were we going to have a session tonight?
>>21667
I implied she made one earlier.
>>21668
I had planned to, I've been working with Lenos' faggot, learning the ins and outs of 'how to lathe'. I promise I'll be less faggoty in a bit.
I had planned to, I've been working with Lenos' faggot, learning the ins and outs of 'how to lathe'. I promise I'll be less faggoty in a bit.
>>21672
Uhm,... he doesn't know yet. He's working in a different department, and I haven't had a chance to break the news to him.
>+14
Oh hell no. Max augment for a weapon is +5
Uhm,... he doesn't know yet. He's working in a different department, and I haven't had a chance to break the news to him.
>+14
Oh hell no. Max augment for a weapon is +5
>>21665
"There's something satisfying about the feeling of wood-chips in my mane. I'm not familiar with a trebuchet, but it sounds big. Normally I am more for smaller crafts, but I'm up for a challenge. You'll have to introduce me to this Torquil."
"There's something satisfying about the feeling of wood-chips in my mane. I'm not familiar with a trebuchet, but it sounds big. Normally I am more for smaller crafts, but I'm up for a challenge. You'll have to introduce me to this Torquil."
>>21675
That's way too subtle, and also just a bow string
>>21674
"Well, he's not around at the moment. I don't believe I can find him anyways, and I believe we're going to have to harvest the wood for those first. In the meantime, would you like to craft something else? We have a fine craft shop with all sorts of equipment. You may want to take a look at it.
Would you, could you, perhaps make a composite longbow, or crossbow?"
That's way too subtle, and also just a bow string
>>21674
"Well, he's not around at the moment. I don't believe I can find him anyways, and I believe we're going to have to harvest the wood for those first. In the meantime, would you like to craft something else? We have a fine craft shop with all sorts of equipment. You may want to take a look at it.
Would you, could you, perhaps make a composite longbow, or crossbow?"
>>21670
I had him cast on one unfinished Assassin's dagger and two Darkskulls. How do I need to roll in order to finish those?
I had him cast on one unfinished Assassin's dagger and two Darkskulls. How do I need to roll in order to finish those?
>>21682
Idk how crafting works and neither does she... I'll try later.
Also, if Infernius checks his vest-pocket, the horn will be in there.
Idk how crafting works and neither does she... I'll try later.
Also, if Infernius checks his vest-pocket, the horn will be in there.
I know, I'm being an exceptional faggot. ~_~
I can explain though, and its only taking this long cuz A. its business related, and B. I don't want to be rude. Plz no bully
I can explain though, and its only taking this long cuz A. its business related, and B. I don't want to be rude. Plz no bully
*continues working on bow*
*fills body with chocolate icecream*
>>21692
".. F-f-f-friends?! Wh-who said anything about friends?!baka"
>>21692
".. F-f-f-friends?! Wh-who said anything about friends?!baka"
>>21693
Thez, almost out of nowhere (since she lost most of her magic, she's using her skills more) jumps in and grabs Tracy in a big hug.
"You didn't HAVE to say it! Its too late!" ^_^
Thez, almost out of nowhere (since she lost most of her magic, she's using her skills more) jumps in and grabs Tracy in a big hug.
"You didn't HAVE to say it! Its too late!" ^_^
>tfw all your OC friends are either dead or only kept "alive" by cancerous shitposters
T> lets go
"K, so my faggot is completely and totally done, and is committed for whatever duration. He's gotta do a tiny bit of back-reading to make sure nothing's overlapping or getting forgotten, but he's not running off anymore."
"K, so my faggot is completely and totally done, and is committed for whatever duration. He's gotta do a tiny bit of back-reading to make sure nothing's overlapping or getting forgotten, but he's not running off anymore."
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>>21714
Again, I apologize for being a faggot. Let's see,....
"This is amazing! There's several lathes yes of COURSE I'm including real-life elements!, a variety of saws, air tools,... I could furnish the whole TOWER with all this!" Slovenia says wide-eyed. She grabs a pair of safety-glasses safety first. "Is there a ready supply of lumber? We can cut it if needs be," she is looking around furiously, and Trump can tell she is doing a variety of calculations without really being aware of it.
Again, I apologize for being a faggot. Let's see,....
"This is amazing! There's several lathes yes of COURSE I'm including real-life elements!, a variety of saws, air tools,... I could furnish the whole TOWER with all this!" Slovenia says wide-eyed. She grabs a pair of safety-glasses safety first. "Is there a ready supply of lumber? We can cut it if needs be," she is looking around furiously, and Trump can tell she is doing a variety of calculations without really being aware of it.
>>21719
"Well, as I said before, if you want to do something big - really big - we'll need to collect more lumber"
"Well, as I said before, if you want to do something big - really big - we'll need to collect more lumber"
Tracy meanwhile, has finished all her projects. Yes, all of them. I figure you guys put up with my flaky-ness today, the least I could do is nix any time-requirements on projects (assuming they're not excessive). I know there was a bow and some Nithing poles, please list any omissions.
>>21720
They were originally mapped as different areas, but (gasp) there's a staircase that connect the two areas, almost like the Tower is morphic.
>>21720
They were originally mapped as different areas, but (gasp) there's a staircase that connect the two areas, almost like the Tower is morphic.
>>21721
"I see. From what you describe, these trebuchets will require not just lumber but timber as well. There,... doesn't happen to be a mill does there?"
"I see. From what you describe, these trebuchets will require not just lumber but timber as well. There,... doesn't happen to be a mill does there?"
>>21725
Alrighty then
"Hey little Pony! I heard you two were friends! So I don't need to introduce you two?"
Alrighty then
"Hey little Pony! I heard you two were friends! So I don't need to introduce you two?"
>>21724
Her mouth drops soundlessly, and her expression is that of a child who just got told that there is an entire cake with their name on it. A sound of dripping can be heard.
>>21725
S> "You're here too? Where have you been! When you didn't come back I thought something had happened! OMG is this where you LIVE?! This is INCREDIBLE!" she crushes Tracy in an overly excited hug.
Her mouth drops soundlessly, and her expression is that of a child who just got told that there is an entire cake with their name on it. A sound of dripping can be heard.
>>21725
S> "You're here too? Where have you been! When you didn't come back I thought something had happened! OMG is this where you LIVE?! This is INCREDIBLE!" she crushes Tracy in an overly excited hug.
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>>21727
*hugs back*
"A whole bunch of things came up, including pirates, a giant monster, an evil sorcerer attacking, and some kind of time warp. I'm glad you're okay.:
"Yeah.. this is where I live.. I had another place around here that I wanted to show you, but it's not really in peak condition right now..."
*hugs back*
"A whole bunch of things came up, including pirates, a giant monster, an evil sorcerer attacking, and some kind of time warp. I'm glad you're okay.:
"Yeah.. this is where I live.. I had another place around here that I wanted to show you, but it's not really in peak condition right now..."
Cardishore is between x and court, sparintenar is on the right, Krenshall-blur is on the left. Circle is walled
>>21738
>*places hand on flank*
*eye twitches*
".......................!"
>*places hand on flank*
*twitching lessens slightly*
"~.......!"
>*places hand on flank*
*eye twitches*
".......................!"
>*places hand on flank*
*twitching lessens slightly*
"~.......!"
>>21738
Slovenia doesn't seem to notice, and continues talking to Tracy. "Gimme a suggestion! I wanna make something!"
Slovenia doesn't seem to notice, and continues talking to Tracy. "Gimme a suggestion! I wanna make something!"
>>21741
".. I only know how to build cucksheds.." (learned from marker)
"The stables could use an upgrade though, maybe some room-dividers?"
".. I only know how to build cucksheds.." (learned from marker)
"The stables could use an upgrade though, maybe some room-dividers?"
[1d20 = 2]
>>21735
While walking amongst the hills and mountains, Infernius notices an increase in wildlife. Birds fly where previously the sky was more barren, animals can be seen flitting from tree to tree in the distance, and out of nowhere,....
>>21735
While walking amongst the hills and mountains, Infernius notices an increase in wildlife. Birds fly where previously the sky was more barren, animals can be seen flitting from tree to tree in the distance, and out of nowhere,....
... an arrow comes thudding into the ground at Infernius' feet.
"Hibbity!" can be heard cried from a concealed position, while from another comes the response "Hooblah!"
"Hibbity hooblah?" "Hooblah!" the voices exchange in apparent dialogue.
"Hibbity hooblah?" "Hooblah!" the voices exchange in apparent dialogue.
The lankiest orc Infernius has ever seen (has he ever seen an orc?) pokes its head out of a bush, and then pops it back in. Another arrow sails harmlessly by him.
>>21743
"That's a GREAT idea!" Slovenia runs toward an easel and - using magic and mouth - begins furiously working out designs and plans.
"That's a GREAT idea!" Slovenia runs toward an easel and - using magic and mouth - begins furiously working out designs and plans.
Thez, observing the whole deal from aback wonders quietly: "Whatever happened to that adorable filly, and that,... lovely blond vixen?"
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>>21768
Hawt
>>21770
"Please do, I'll need to see what these bitches are capable of." Yes, I'm giving Slovenia my professional disposition.
>>21771
Don't be in a hurry, you didn't miss much except for some inter-personal dialogue.
>>21772
Infernius almost thinks they went toward the Tower, but realizes that can't be right.
Hawt
>>21770
"Please do, I'll need to see what these bitches are capable of." Yes, I'm giving Slovenia my professional disposition.
>>21771
Don't be in a hurry, you didn't miss much except for some inter-personal dialogue.
>>21772
Infernius almost thinks they went toward the Tower, but realizes that can't be right.
>>21775
"Do you mean the workers at the mill? Do you think you can lead carpenters as well as do it yourself?"
"Do you mean the workers at the mill? Do you think you can lead carpenters as well as do it yourself?"
>Nordfilly hasn't been around
But where will I get my diabeetus?
>>21787
Uh, tower heading to the stables. Knowing he is heading to almost certian death.
>RIP in peace Torc
But where will I get my diabeetus?
>>21787
Uh, tower heading to the stables. Knowing he is heading to almost certian death.
>RIP in peace Torc
[1d20 = 18]
>>21778
Infernius continues walking around the hill/mountains. Shriveled brush and trees occasionally dot the area, but its mostly bare or mossy-covered rocks. The area escalates in elevation the further south he travels.
>>21778
Infernius continues walking around the hill/mountains. Shriveled brush and trees occasionally dot the area, but its mostly bare or mossy-covered rocks. The area escalates in elevation the further south he travels.
>>21785
"Well, if she needs wood" *giggles* "We can go collect some."
*said a bit more secretly and directly*
"We shall have seige engines soon"
>>21787
"Excellent. I can help you live up to you full potential."
>>21787
>>21785
To Tracy and Slovenia simultaneously
"Tell you what. Tracy, why don't you go find inferius, and see if you can get some timber."
"Slovenia, I can take you to the mill, and use my contacts to see what I can get set up for you"
"Well, if she needs wood" *giggles* "We can go collect some."
*said a bit more secretly and directly*
"We shall have seige engines soon"
>>21787
"Excellent. I can help you live up to you full potential."
>>21787
>>21785
To Tracy and Slovenia simultaneously
"Tell you what. Tracy, why don't you go find inferius, and see if you can get some timber."
"Slovenia, I can take you to the mill, and use my contacts to see what I can get set up for you"
>>21802
No, you already left. She's going to go track down Infernius to d the heavy lifting, before he gets himself killed.
No, you already left. She's going to go track down Infernius to d the heavy lifting, before he gets himself killed.
>>21798
If you don't want to do it, I can show up to break the news. Then comfort her afterwards when she feels hurt and betrayed and looking to cheat back
If you don't want to do it, I can show up to break the news. Then comfort her afterwards when she feels hurt and betrayed and looking to cheat back
>>21811
The mill.
>>21820
I think Trump, Slovenia, and Tracy are headed to the mill.
I further think that Torcuil is at the stables, potentially there with Taylor (who recently saw the tailor,... HA!)
Infernius is wandering around the countryside. Still no sign of no bully Norfilly, who's adorable-ness brightens any day, or room, or campaign.
Also, Sad Alex hasn't been seen in a while, and while I'm on about it, neither has Yak Lee (who still has 'splainin' to do)
The mill.
>>21820
I think Trump, Slovenia, and Tracy are headed to the mill.
I further think that Torcuil is at the stables, potentially there with Taylor (who recently saw the tailor,... HA!)
Infernius is wandering around the countryside. Still no sign of no bully Norfilly, who's adorable-ness brightens any day, or room, or campaign.
Also, Sad Alex hasn't been seen in a while, and while I'm on about it, neither has Yak Lee (who still has 'splainin' to do)
>>21825
Actually yes. She's psycho. Stay away from her, because if she rapes you, that's a three day ban
Actually yes. She's psycho. Stay away from her, because if she rapes you, that's a three day ban
>>21826
Sad Alex is incredibly powerful, but the drawback to his power is that he sometimes turns into an incredibly sad-looking statue for a long time...
Sad Alex is incredibly powerful, but the drawback to his power is that he sometimes turns into an incredibly sad-looking statue for a long time...
>>21837
>Don't make him scary
He's a guy possessed by an "angel" that looks like an infernal, who's always crying for some reason. Besides, he said he wanted to be spooky.
>Don't make him scary
He's a guy possessed by an "angel" that looks like an infernal, who's always crying for some reason. Besides, he said he wanted to be spooky.
>>21829
Maybe, I just remember him being revealed as a troll. I'm still open to him playing though.
>>21830
His character isn't bad, just not well developed or thought out. I think he assumed having Ryuk would make him awesomer, except that there's a limit to everything. Also he picked a fight with Thez out the gate, which was a fight he couldn't win even WITH Ryuk.
>>21833
For the moment, nothing has changed
Maybe, I just remember him being revealed as a troll. I'm still open to him playing though.
>>21830
His character isn't bad, just not well developed or thought out. I think he assumed having Ryuk would make him awesomer, except that there's a limit to everything. Also he picked a fight with Thez out the gate, which was a fight he couldn't win even WITH Ryuk.
>>21833
For the moment, nothing has changed
>>21841
No, I know about that didn't at the time, but saw in the aftermath. You goaded, but he still decided that Thez was a globalist and had Ryuk stab her.
You better not have been Alex the whole time. If you were, I advise he not appear anymore
No, I know about that didn't at the time, but saw in the aftermath. You goaded, but he still decided that Thez was a globalist and had Ryuk stab her.
You better not have been Alex the whole time. If you were, I advise he not appear anymore
>>21840
>nothing has changed
Tracy decides to leave the genius to her work, and excuses herself to go off and track down Infernius to fetch the lumber.
(I she moves at more than twice his base speed, so she should catch up pretty quickly once she finds his scent, right?)
>nothing has changed
Tracy decides to leave the genius to her work, and excuses herself to go off and track down Infernius to fetch the lumber.
(I she moves at more than twice his base speed, so she should catch up pretty quickly once she finds his scent, right?)
>>21854
Upon arriving at the mill, Slovenia and Trump are greeted by Adam, who is overseeing the running of the mill. I have no idea how the mill runs, since it certainly wouldn't be an electrical grid, let alone hydraulics, but lets just leave that alone for the time being?
Upon entering, Adam turns and says "Whoa there. You can't be here, this area is off,..."
Slovenia launches into a tirade about how the machines can probably (and can) run faster, that the workers Adam has are not working to any degree of efficiency or resolve, and that the group is doing neither themselves nor the Port a service by slacking off or working anywhere outside their 'best'.
>>21855
Yeah, he's still a ways off though. She passes an arrow stuck oddly in the ground.
Upon arriving at the mill, Slovenia and Trump are greeted by Adam, who is overseeing the running of the mill. I have no idea how the mill runs, since it certainly wouldn't be an electrical grid, let alone hydraulics, but lets just leave that alone for the time being?
Upon entering, Adam turns and says "Whoa there. You can't be here, this area is off,..."
Slovenia launches into a tirade about how the machines can probably (and can) run faster, that the workers Adam has are not working to any degree of efficiency or resolve, and that the group is doing neither themselves nor the Port a service by slacking off or working anywhere outside their 'best'.
>>21855
Yeah, he's still a ways off though. She passes an arrow stuck oddly in the ground.
[3d20 = 23]
>>21860
Spot + Listen to detect nearby creatures
Search to scan the area for clues and speed-up the tracking.
>>21860
Spot + Listen to detect nearby creatures
Search to scan the area for clues and speed-up the tracking.
>>21860
Watermill
To Adam: "I'm Trumpaladin. I own the person who owns you."
To psycho: "It's okay Slovenia, we'll get this"
Watermill
To Adam: "I'm Trumpaladin. I own the person who owns you."
To psycho: "It's okay Slovenia, we'll get this"
Unless it was the question about Tay's weight, which appeared sufficiently answered
>>21863
It wasn't a question, it was the "I have something to confess"
>spahgetti begins pouring out of sporran
It wasn't a question, it was the "I have something to confess"
>spahgetti begins pouring out of sporran
>>21867
Yes. She senses that she and others might just get struck by a random bolt of lightning if they don't stop being so vague about what they're doing and what their intentions are, such that the GM can actually make a reasonable response that fits both their intentions and the 'developing' plotline.
Yes. She senses that she and others might just get struck by a random bolt of lightning if they don't stop being so vague about what they're doing and what their intentions are, such that the GM can actually make a reasonable response that fits both their intentions and the 'developing' plotline.
>>21869
You're right, I missed your comment about having something to say, please continue. Trollestia is listening.
You're right, I missed your comment about having something to say, please continue. Trollestia is listening.
>>21868
Alright then
Trumpaladin puts his arm in front of Slovenia, if that is still possible, to prevent her from destroying something or whipping someone. He says to her "hold on, you'll get this"
He looks at Adam and says "I am Trumpaladin. Perhaps you heard of me. Part of the Party that killed Kefka and the Tarrasque. I severed Soros's arm. Anyways, we want to order Trebuchets for our party. I believe another member of our party was here earlier. I have here an expert craftsmare who you are going to accept onto your team, although we should probably teach her how to work with others a bit better first."
Alright then
Trumpaladin puts his arm in front of Slovenia, if that is still possible, to prevent her from destroying something or whipping someone. He says to her "hold on, you'll get this"
He looks at Adam and says "I am Trumpaladin. Perhaps you heard of me. Part of the Party that killed Kefka and the Tarrasque. I severed Soros's arm. Anyways, we want to order Trebuchets for our party. I believe another member of our party was here earlier. I have here an expert craftsmare who you are going to accept onto your team, although we should probably teach her how to work with others a bit better first."
>>21862
"Owns? Heh, good luck with that," he turns back to his crew.
Slovenia however, doesn't seem too bothered by the scene. "I expected worse, but this will do fine."
"Owns? Heh, good luck with that," he turns back to his crew.
Slovenia however, doesn't seem too bothered by the scene. "I expected worse, but this will do fine."
>>21871
>spagehtti is shooting out of sporran at the speed of light
"Well, um. You s-see, I went to the b-bathouse. I was invited by Tay. I got in my plain kilt, got in and t-then......"
Torc begins mumbling like a madman, which I guess he is in a way.
>spagehtti is shooting out of sporran at the speed of light
"Well, um. You s-see, I went to the b-bathouse. I was invited by Tay. I got in my plain kilt, got in and t-then......"
Torc begins mumbling like a madman, which I guess he is in a way.
>>21874
Tracy is still looking for this guy, finding every one of his deep, heavy hoofprints, and easily picking up his potent musk and trail of broken branches and dropped copies of Mein Kampf.
Tracy is still looking for this guy, finding every one of his deep, heavy hoofprints, and easily picking up his potent musk and trail of broken branches and dropped copies of Mein Kampf.
Aww shart. I have to attend to something that seriously can't wait until later.
In the mean time, Tracy continues stealthily following the bull's trail.
In the mean time, Tracy continues stealthily following the bull's trail.
>>21892
Adam: "Excellent. We'll return with the details, I assume. And maybe more timber as well"
To Slovenia "Then we shall. Are you sure you don't want to make it on your own, to ensure quality? We might have a set of elves who can do lifting"
Starts to walk back to the tower. Wraps an arm around Slovenia as he goes
I know
Adam: "Excellent. We'll return with the details, I assume. And maybe more timber as well"
To Slovenia "Then we shall. Are you sure you don't want to make it on your own, to ensure quality? We might have a set of elves who can do lifting"
Starts to walk back to the tower. Wraps an arm around Slovenia as he goes
I know
>>21897
As he finishes healing himself, Tracy runs up on him, clearly having tracked him down at great length.
As he finishes healing himself, Tracy runs up on him, clearly having tracked him down at great length.
>>21901
Well, if I was in YOUR position, I might consider taking the opportunity to express why Infernius is salty at Tracy. Aside, I might consider the opportunity to throw MORE salt and bail. I might FURTHER describe the lanky-green fellows and belay the issue entirely. I might also,....
Sky's the limit.
Well, if I was in YOUR position, I might consider taking the opportunity to express why Infernius is salty at Tracy. Aside, I might consider the opportunity to throw MORE salt and bail. I might FURTHER describe the lanky-green fellows and belay the issue entirely. I might also,....
Sky's the limit.
>>21905
i didnt know if you wanted me to interact with her while hes gone but okay
"tracy what you do hear?"
i didnt know if you wanted me to interact with her while hes gone but okay
"tracy what you do hear?"
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>>21905
While walking towards the Tower, Trumpaladin starts staring at Slovenia and physically touching her at more or less random to see if she responds to anything, and generally if this psycho-bitch ever breaks her trance
While walking towards the Tower, Trumpaladin starts staring at Slovenia and physically touching her at more or less random to see if she responds to anything, and generally if this psycho-bitch ever breaks her trance
>>21908
>goes with an interactive question, knowing that interaction is going to be delayed
>>21909
Troll sighs. "I can see this is important to you. It appears that this is a matter of great significance to you, and that it took a measure of courage and fortitude to even admit this to me," she says with a conciliatory sigh.
"What has that got to do with me?" she asks bluntly.
>goes with an interactive question, knowing that interaction is going to be delayed
>>21909
Troll sighs. "I can see this is important to you. It appears that this is a matter of great significance to you, and that it took a measure of courage and fortitude to even admit this to me," she says with a conciliatory sigh.
"What has that got to do with me?" she asks bluntly.
>>21910
Are you TRYING to get attacked? I've relegated her responses to being 'fixated/occupied' so far 'cuz I don't want to have to deal with NPCs engaging in mutiny.
Are you TRYING to get attacked? I've relegated her responses to being 'fixated/occupied' so far 'cuz I don't want to have to deal with NPCs engaging in mutiny.
>>21911
>Trump has been setting me up this whole time
>eye twitch
Torc turns about 20 differrnt shades of red, and fails to say anything (though not for lack of trying)
Then he teleports away in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a note
"I'm sorry. I was trying to salavge a boat that never made it to port in the first place. -Torcuil"
Torc, now in his cave, breaks out the scotch
>Trump has been setting me up this whole time
>eye twitch
Torc turns about 20 differrnt shades of red, and fails to say anything (though not for lack of trying)
Then he teleports away in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a note
"I'm sorry. I was trying to salavge a boat that never made it to port in the first place. -Torcuil"
Torc, now in his cave, breaks out the scotch
>>21912
THAT is a question/assertion which necessitates a response. I can't give it, cuz last time I attempted to emote Tracy it was declined, but still.
>>21916
If you're testing the boundaries re: sexual intimacy, I have a hard time legitimately sanctioning a hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human.
>inb4 Trollestia did
Emphasis on troll
Sorry, hate to break it to you, but it sounds bass-ackward to me.
THAT is a question/assertion which necessitates a response. I can't give it, cuz last time I attempted to emote Tracy it was declined, but still.
>>21916
If you're testing the boundaries re: sexual intimacy, I have a hard time legitimately sanctioning a hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human.
>inb4 Trollestia did
Emphasis on troll
Sorry, hate to break it to you, but it sounds bass-ackward to me.
>>21919
>hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human
>I'll take "Blue equine playing this game" for $500
>stabby stabby
>hoers who would be open to a sexual relationship with a human
>I'll take "Blue equine playing this game" for $500
>stabby stabby
>>21924
Lets assume what you say is true and objective. Even then, it wouldn't be a case of "Oh snap, there's a penis! I better,..." shoomp onto.
Lets assume what you say is true and objective. Even then, it wouldn't be a case of "Oh snap, there's a penis! I better,..." shoomp onto.
Trumpaladin turns to Slovenia as they are walking, and says the following:
"I'm sorry Slovenia, but I think we are at an impasse. You want to build a trebuchet, but you don't know how to build one. I do not know how to build one. Adam asked at the mill what dimensions we needed, and I did not know the answer, and neither did you. There is one person who knows these things, and that is Tourcil. But I do not where to find him or how to contact him. He is like a cat, he shows up when he wants to. I would recommend going to the library in the Tower and seeing if there are any books on Trebuchets. I am not sure I have ever been to the Tower library myself, and I am also not sure that any book on Trebuchets are still in the library, and haven't been removed by Torcuil. I also don't know exactly what sized targets we'd be expecting, or what sized timber we'd need. So basically, there is nothing I can do to help you with your task further today. It will have to wait until more favorable conditions.
Unfortunately, I have other things I need to do in town and it's best I do these things before heading back, especially since I don't have anything else there I need to accomplish as of now, and without Inferius present. I must leave you now. I trust that you can find your way back to the tower on your own? Just follow the path and look to the sky. It's visible from far away. It's been great spending time with you."
CALL MOUNT
>>21926
What? It's not like I haven't been taking things slowly
"I'm sorry Slovenia, but I think we are at an impasse. You want to build a trebuchet, but you don't know how to build one. I do not know how to build one. Adam asked at the mill what dimensions we needed, and I did not know the answer, and neither did you. There is one person who knows these things, and that is Tourcil. But I do not where to find him or how to contact him. He is like a cat, he shows up when he wants to. I would recommend going to the library in the Tower and seeing if there are any books on Trebuchets. I am not sure I have ever been to the Tower library myself, and I am also not sure that any book on Trebuchets are still in the library, and haven't been removed by Torcuil. I also don't know exactly what sized targets we'd be expecting, or what sized timber we'd need. So basically, there is nothing I can do to help you with your task further today. It will have to wait until more favorable conditions.
Unfortunately, I have other things I need to do in town and it's best I do these things before heading back, especially since I don't have anything else there I need to accomplish as of now, and without Inferius present. I must leave you now. I trust that you can find your way back to the tower on your own? Just follow the path and look to the sky. It's visible from far away. It's been great spending time with you."
CALL MOUNT
>>21926
What? It's not like I haven't been taking things slowly
>>21929
>still not give troll's responce
Torc settles down to a fire, some scotch, and a book hoping to doown out his spaghetti
>still not give troll's responce
Torc settles down to a fire, some scotch, and a book hoping to doown out his spaghetti
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Found the perfect weapon for the party
>>21939
If I were found to be operating in a manner inconsistent with the established intentions and guidelines (rules) of Mlpol.net, and I were doing so observably outside the consistent behavior of a number (a gross number) of participants, and were doing all that while not contributing,... then I would accept that. Tl;dr Xp
If I were found to be operating in a manner inconsistent with the established intentions and guidelines (rules) of Mlpol.net, and I were doing so observably outside the consistent behavior of a number (a gross number) of participants, and were doing all that while not contributing,... then I would accept that. Tl;dr Xp
P.S. If I vanish for a minute,....
>>21915
I had thought that a rather final 'resolution' to the situation. Teleportation is a pretty final statement.
I had thought that a rather final 'resolution' to the situation. Teleportation is a pretty final statement.
>>21948
Okay, just didn't know if you wanted to add your two cents.
Torc realizes the Scotch isn't drowning his spagehtti, so he returns to the library to study somemore engineering
Okay, just didn't know if you wanted to add your two cents.
Torc realizes the Scotch isn't drowning his spagehtti, so he returns to the library to study somemore engineering
>>21951
>furiously presses the "i need an adult button"
"Uhhhhhhh, Hi"
What are my chances of surviving this?
>furiously presses the "i need an adult button"
"Uhhhhhhh, Hi"
What are my chances of surviving this?
>>21957
Impossible to determine from tracks and surrounding signs, but they are conclusively of slight build and sparse number.
Impossible to determine from tracks and surrounding signs, but they are conclusively of slight build and sparse number.
>>21964
Tracy notices a liquid stain on the very occasional rock or stretch of grass. It smells like flesh, but bears none of the characteristics of flesh.
Tracy notices a liquid stain on the very occasional rock or stretch of grass. It smells like flesh, but bears none of the characteristics of flesh.
>>21958
Wait hold up, is this at the library?
"I lived in a cave for years, and you're honestly wondering why I'm awkward?"
Torc sits down, and adopts the 1000 yard stare
"You see, even before that I had never been good with people. Honestly was suprised I got a girl to marry me."
He smiles a bit and chuckles
"I guess I thought I could change it, and be better with people. then that.... whatever you want to call it, happened between us and I don't know. I guess I really was wrong though."
Wait hold up, is this at the library?
"I lived in a cave for years, and you're honestly wondering why I'm awkward?"
Torc sits down, and adopts the 1000 yard stare
"You see, even before that I had never been good with people. Honestly was suprised I got a girl to marry me."
He smiles a bit and chuckles
"I guess I thought I could change it, and be better with people. then that.... whatever you want to call it, happened between us and I don't know. I guess I really was wrong though."
>>21967
"Do you regret it? It was the first time I'd ever experienced such a thing. Many had,... presented themselves, but all did so wanting 'something' (not least of which was the obvious). You were the first I'd encountered who seemed to actually have an interest in who I am. It wasn't a purely carnal thing, there was an innocence to it. I know you didn't ask for what happened TO have happened, and yet in the moment, I felt it would be a shame if I let the matter rest, or allowed the urge - the unspoken desire - to remain unanswered. You must understand, as a primal unicorn, I am particularly sensitive to natural impulses, to the fruition of desire and need. Though unspoken, I could sense a desire within you. I did not mean to offend, and if I did so, you have my sincerest apology," she finishes this statement, offering hoof and head in a bow of respect and supplication.
Didn't I say something about tyrants?
"Do you regret it? It was the first time I'd ever experienced such a thing. Many had,... presented themselves, but all did so wanting 'something' (not least of which was the obvious). You were the first I'd encountered who seemed to actually have an interest in who I am. It wasn't a purely carnal thing, there was an innocence to it. I know you didn't ask for what happened TO have happened, and yet in the moment, I felt it would be a shame if I let the matter rest, or allowed the urge - the unspoken desire - to remain unanswered. You must understand, as a primal unicorn, I am particularly sensitive to natural impulses, to the fruition of desire and need. Though unspoken, I could sense a desire within you. I did not mean to offend, and if I did so, you have my sincerest apology," she finishes this statement, offering hoof and head in a bow of respect and supplication.
Didn't I say something about tyrants?
>>21970
"No, you didn't offend me. So please stop bowing" Torc gestures for her to stand up "I just, I just imagined something that wasn't there. Thats all."
"No, you didn't offend me. So please stop bowing" Torc gestures for her to stand up "I just, I just imagined something that wasn't there. Thats all."
are they running maintenance on the site trump?
I'm getting pretty tired. I might call it for the night, if there's no objection.
when i hover over a post number the post doesn't pop up.
Note: To post, scroll to the top and click the captcha FIRST, otherwise "ur a bot"
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Apologies for suggesting and thinking - I did, I am a troll sometimes - that the site issues had anything to do with Trump's faggot or my deliberate trolling of.
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>talks in her sleep
"... castle ... road ... forest .... candy ..."
Just wanted to let you guys know I have not forgotten, but I have a dog that is visiting me and it keeps me awake during the daytime.
"... castle ... road ... forest .... candy ..."
Just wanted to let you guys know I have not forgotten, but I have a dog that is visiting me and it keeps me awake during the daytime.
>>21989
Thez gently pets the mane of the most adorable of fillies.
"If you choose to wake, there will always be someone here. If you choose to sleep, there will always be someone watching over. Don't mistake me saying; having chosen a filly your playerfaggot invokes ideas of protection and watchfulness, and on behalf of ALL the other faggots I thank you for that. Whether you wish to play or wish to sleep, there will always be someone here, adorable filly."
Thez gently pets the mane of the most adorable of fillies.
"If you choose to wake, there will always be someone here. If you choose to sleep, there will always be someone watching over. Don't mistake me saying; having chosen a filly your playerfaggot invokes ideas of protection and watchfulness, and on behalf of ALL the other faggots I thank you for that. Whether you wish to play or wish to sleep, there will always be someone here, adorable filly."
loving these new board themes.
>Is a faggot
I'm still not finished sorting myself. If I offended, I ask for the means to make it right. I'm done saying "I'm sorry.". I knew what I was doing, did it deliberately, and dared consequence. Thats not who I want to be.
I want anons to feel/be welcome, but don't know how to be welcoming.
I'm gonna step back from everything. Tell me what you (players, and even lurkers) want, and I'll try to make it happen (it still has to make sense tho, and there is an adverse world outside). This isn't my show, it's yours. I forgot that, and its a mistake I won't repeat.
I'm still not finished sorting myself. If I offended, I ask for the means to make it right. I'm done saying "I'm sorry.". I knew what I was doing, did it deliberately, and dared consequence. Thats not who I want to be.
I want anons to feel/be welcome, but don't know how to be welcoming.
I'm gonna step back from everything. Tell me what you (players, and even lurkers) want, and I'll try to make it happen (it still has to make sense tho, and there is an adverse world outside). This isn't my show, it's yours. I forgot that, and its a mistake I won't repeat.
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>>21996
i walk back to port barry, if were still on for the night some of it was my fault to i probbably shouldn't have wandered off like that.
i walk back to port barry, if were still on for the night some of it was my fault to i probbably shouldn't have wandered off like that.
>>21997
>thinking this is cuz he wandered off
"I'nis,... sweet I'nis. No, this is not your doing, don't mind yourself over it."
She's right. GM is in a state of non plus. Players and characters have no fault in this.
>thinking this is cuz he wandered off
"I'nis,... sweet I'nis. No, this is not your doing, don't mind yourself over it."
She's right. GM is in a state of non plus. Players and characters have no fault in this.
I feel that I have done you - the participants (and perhaps the lurking observers) - a disservice. I did not choose to act in a way that would avoid or mitigate a disasterous or unnecessary outcome. All kidding, all maneuvers aside, I recognize and own that. Simply put, I got careless. I won't diminish my role by citing this or that. It is what it is, it is my fault, and there is little more to be said.
That I am sorry is a matter of consequence and hind-sight, which looks all fine and good after the fact but does not eliminate the choices I made nor does it explain or excuse my behavior. I will not ask for forgiveness or pardon because I don't feel they are warranted.
I hope to continue, to write and depict all sorts of outlandish stories for all to engage in, but I'm uncertain that I am adequately skilled. As a person, I have more issues than a magazine rack, and there is no doubt in my mind that such will color any future interactions.
Simply, I am a fool. I can't but be a fool. I will be less of a fool in time.
The desires of the players will entirely determine the continuity or cessation of my foolishness.
That I am sorry is a matter of consequence and hind-sight, which looks all fine and good after the fact but does not eliminate the choices I made nor does it explain or excuse my behavior. I will not ask for forgiveness or pardon because I don't feel they are warranted.
I hope to continue, to write and depict all sorts of outlandish stories for all to engage in, but I'm uncertain that I am adequately skilled. As a person, I have more issues than a magazine rack, and there is no doubt in my mind that such will color any future interactions.
Simply, I am a fool. I can't but be a fool. I will be less of a fool in time.
The desires of the players will entirely determine the continuity or cessation of my foolishness.
>>21998
Don't sweat it, m8. This has all been really fun so far.
Mind that you don't need to do this every week if it's too difficult. I appreciate it any way.
Don't sweat it, m8. This has all been really fun so far.
Mind that you don't need to do this every week if it's too difficult. I appreciate it any way.
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>>21989
Feel free to drop in whenever you can. There's no pressure. Your character brighten's up the place.
Sad Alex is still petrified, until his player decides show up again. His angel guards him though, and he makes for the most badass statue.
Feel free to drop in whenever you can. There's no pressure. Your character brighten's up the place.
Sad Alex is still petrified, until his player decides show up again. His angel guards him though, and he makes for the most badass statue.
>>22009
Appreciated, but I don't accept that. Its one thing to bant/shitpost, another thing entirely to deliberately disregard player's equally (if not more so) valuable time and efforts.
Appreciated, but I don't accept that. Its one thing to bant/shitpost, another thing entirely to deliberately disregard player's equally (if not more so) valuable time and efforts.
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>>22010
Yeah, I sensed you were a bit stressed out at the time...
Just try a bit harder in the future. We all have bad weeks like the time I was acting like an insufferable loot whore to the party, just to piss-off Trump's faggot.
Yeah, I sensed you were a bit stressed out at the time...
Just try a bit harder in the future. We all have bad weeks like the time I was acting like an insufferable loot whore to the party, just to piss-off Trump's faggot.
>>22011
Also, I've already grown very fond of this Weeping Angel headcanon. Makes it so much cooler for Alex to just pop-in at interesting moments.
Don't tell Alex though. He doesn't actually realize it when he turns to stone.
Also, I've already grown very fond of this Weeping Angel headcanon. Makes it so much cooler for Alex to just pop-in at interesting moments.
Don't tell Alex though. He doesn't actually realize it when he turns to stone.
>>22010
On that note, were you planning anything tonight?
I would like to further explore those crafting options, and I'd be glad if anyone else joined.
On that note, were you planning anything tonight?
I would like to further explore those crafting options, and I'd be glad if anyone else joined.
>>22011
I will, I can think of a number of "cheeky/douchy" aspects which may not have been particularly malicious, but may also not have been the best choice. Ex: referring to players as "faggots" was thought to be a way of reminding myself and others to not take themselves so seriously, but over time I saw/took it as an excuse to belittle. Another example is insisting on rules at one point and then arbitrarily throwing them out at others. Yes, I was stressed, but that's not an excuse to act petty and confrontational. I've dealt with GMs like that before, and seeing myself act that way is a bitter pill.
>>22013
I have some business to attend to in an hour or so, but I will be here at length in the early afternoon (~3 PST)
I will, I can think of a number of "cheeky/douchy" aspects which may not have been particularly malicious, but may also not have been the best choice. Ex: referring to players as "faggots" was thought to be a way of reminding myself and others to not take themselves so seriously, but over time I saw/took it as an excuse to belittle. Another example is insisting on rules at one point and then arbitrarily throwing them out at others. Yes, I was stressed, but that's not an excuse to act petty and confrontational. I've dealt with GMs like that before, and seeing myself act that way is a bitter pill.
>>22013
I have some business to attend to in an hour or so, but I will be here at length in the early afternoon (~3 PST)
Also, if I ever find the energy to meme (aka, make mediocre recolors or shoops) at all, just what does a half elf/dwarf look like? I can't find any pictures on Jewgle (elves and dwarfs don't usually get along very well, apparently), let alone half gray dwarfs.
>>22016
Thats really good. Basically a curvy elf, or a slender dwarf. Typically, elves and dwarves don't mix, and when I made the character it started as a way to be spiteful to the GM for killing my previous character.
Thats really good. Basically a curvy elf, or a slender dwarf. Typically, elves and dwarves don't mix, and when I made the character it started as a way to be spiteful to the GM for killing my previous character.
>>22017
Alright. That was a desaturation and recolor of pic related I found on Jewgle. She does have slightly-pointed ears, correct?
>it started as a way to be spiteful to X
I know that feel, bro...
>>22018
I guess I'll use it as a reference from here on out then.
Did she start wearing clothes when the Gold lady transformed her, or is she still nekked? (I imagine gray dwarfs don't handle bright sun too well, but i don't really know anything about it).
This is just for recolor purposes.
Alright. That was a desaturation and recolor of pic related I found on Jewgle. She does have slightly-pointed ears, correct?
>it started as a way to be spiteful to X
I know that feel, bro...
>>22018
I guess I'll use it as a reference from here on out then.
Did she start wearing clothes when the Gold lady transformed her, or is she still nekked? (I imagine gray dwarfs don't handle bright sun too well, but i don't really know anything about it).
This is just for recolor purposes.
>>22019
>clothes
Yes, she wears a simple martial-arts uniform (gi). Perviously - though naked - she would drape her wings over her body in a comparable manner, except in combat.
>clothes
Yes, she wears a simple martial-arts uniform (gi). Perviously - though naked - she would drape her wings over her body in a comparable manner, except in combat.
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>>22020
Alright, I've got a good image of her now.
Basically, a Half Wood Elf, half Duergar, dressed in karate gear.
As for her height, I don't think I ever got it, but racial stats tell me like about ~4 feet?
Alright, I've got a good image of her now.
Basically, a Half Wood Elf, half Duergar, dressed in karate gear.
As for her height, I don't think I ever got it, but racial stats tell me like about ~4 feet?
As a note for clarification, Infernius getting shot at yesterday was not intended to discourage his exploration, it was me introducing another faction that has previously been dormant (and who though initially hostile, is rather incompetent and not really a threat given his character level and experience)
>>22026
GM can we finish that dialoge from yesterday before I forget? Srry bout being a bitch about it
GM can we finish that dialoge from yesterday before I forget? Srry bout being a bitch about it
One last word on hoersfucking, etc. Its difficult for me to role-play multiple female NPCs with any authenticity. Having mulled it over, I'm not opposed to romantic/intimate advances toward ponies, maintaining a stance of "It wouldn't/shouldn't happen" defies the very purpose and nature of the Game. Tl;dr, feel free to shag the hoerses, and if I can't think of an adequate response, I'll just say "she/they go with it".
>>22028
Sure. I never responded to >>21975 so,....
"You're too kind. Don't sell yourself short."
>>22028
Sure. I never responded to >>21975 so,....
"You're too kind. Don't sell yourself short."
>>22030
Yes. They have little Hermes' wings on them.
I'm resisting the urge to quip about women and their shoe collections
Yes. They have little Hermes' wings on them.
I'm resisting the urge to quip about women and their shoe collections
Also, I hate to ask more meta questions, but does Tracy really have to hold the arcane focus for her Assassin spells whenever she uses them? I'm not exactly sure how Assassin spells differ from other kinds..
>>22031
Nah, I'm going to hoard as many kinds of hoers-related items as I can, seeing as how she probably can't use half the items on the list.
Tracy decides to enjoy testing-out the shoes in the training area (let's assume they're clip-ons, like in the show. I don't want to deal with her having to nail them in), getting used to the hovering mechanic.
>>22031
Nah, I'm going to hoard as many kinds of hoers-related items as I can, seeing as how she probably can't use half the items on the list.
Tracy decides to enjoy testing-out the shoes in the training area (let's assume they're clip-ons, like in the show. I don't want to deal with her having to nail them in), getting used to the hovering mechanic.
>>22032
That's fine in an experimental and developmental context. Tracy finds (verbatim) that" they allow her to travel without actually touching the ground She must still run above (always around 4 inches above) a roughly horizontal surface."
So basically hover-shoes.
>>22033
"I came for you. I wanted to bury the hatchet so to speak, such that you wouldn't feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a steed or an ally."
That's fine in an experimental and developmental context. Tracy finds (verbatim) that" they allow her to travel without actually touching the ground She must still run above (always around 4 inches above) a roughly horizontal surface."
So basically hover-shoes.
>>22033
"I came for you. I wanted to bury the hatchet so to speak, such that you wouldn't feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a steed or an ally."
>>22034
"This is pretty neat..." Tracy says, jumping a little to test the stability of the shoes. "I won't trip or step on any caltrops this way."
Delighted with her success at having finally crafted a single magic item, Tracy turns to her alchemy set and begins to work on brewing poisons.
How well do the supplies at the tower accommodate poison-crafting? I want brew some potent stuff.
"This is pretty neat..." Tracy says, jumping a little to test the stability of the shoes. "I won't trip or step on any caltrops this way."
Delighted with her success at having finally crafted a single magic item, Tracy turns to her alchemy set and begins to work on brewing poisons.
How well do the supplies at the tower accommodate poison-crafting? I want brew some potent stuff.
>>22034
>if you ever need a steed or an ally
For the record, THIS is the reason I wanted romantic touching. Not because I wanted it to lead to anything the same day, but because I wanted to avoid being friend-zoned
I also want to add that if there had been no "drops heard on the floor," there would have been no "puts hands on flank"
>>22037
Fair point. I misunderstood your meaning/intent, and did not help matters by responding generally or specifically in the way that I did. Mea culpa.
>>22036
Concocting poison for use on weapons doesn't appear to be much of a thing, the concocted poisons appear to only be useful when ingested. IIRC Tracy had some hydra blood though, which Hey look! seems to have survived the Dog's rampage.
Fair point. I misunderstood your meaning/intent, and did not help matters by responding generally or specifically in the way that I did. Mea culpa.
>>22036
Concocting poison for use on weapons doesn't appear to be much of a thing, the concocted poisons appear to only be useful when ingested. IIRC Tracy had some hydra blood though, which Hey look! seems to have survived the Dog's rampage.
>>22040
>hydra blood
Man that was a while ago
Torc parts ways with Trollestia and looks for the rest of the party
>hydra blood
Man that was a while ago
Torc parts ways with Trollestia and looks for the rest of the party
>>22040
Can she concoct some Drow poison, to make her injury attacks render targets unconscious?
What's the damage scale on the Hydra poison?
Can she concoct some Drow poison, to make her injury attacks render targets unconscious?
What's the damage scale on the Hydra poison?
>>22042
>Drow poison
Sorry, no. Drow poison is a closely and meticulously guarded proprietary mix that is derived from ingredients only available in the Underdark GM has read LOTS of books and novels about the Drow.
>Drow poison
Sorry, no. Drow poison is a closely and meticulously guarded proprietary mix that is derived from ingredients only available in the Underdark GM has read LOTS of books and novels about the Drow.
>>22045
2d6 Con initial damage, 2d6 con secondary.
Also on the Assassin spells, they're essentially an arcane ability, not requiring daily memorization or any of that.
>>22046
>high horse
K, that was funny
2d6 Con initial damage, 2d6 con secondary.
Also on the Assassin spells, they're essentially an arcane ability, not requiring daily memorization or any of that.
>>22046
>high horse
K, that was funny
>>22047
>not requiring daily memorization
Do normal spells require that?
For the record, Tracy can know one Assassin Spell, and use one bonus per day, right? How does the known spell differ from bonus spells? Is it more easily used?
>not requiring daily memorization
Do normal spells require that?
For the record, Tracy can know one Assassin Spell, and use one bonus per day, right? How does the known spell differ from bonus spells? Is it more easily used?
>>22052
He's looking for any way he can help Slovenia construct Trebuchets or other wooden artilery. Ideally, this means Torcuil, since he's basically engaged on the same goal. At minimum, it means going to the library to look for books on the subject, and probably then going to speak to Trollestia to ask her to hunt down Torcuil so he can be dragged into this
He's looking for any way he can help Slovenia construct Trebuchets or other wooden artilery. Ideally, this means Torcuil, since he's basically engaged on the same goal. At minimum, it means going to the library to look for books on the subject, and probably then going to speak to Trollestia to ask her to hunt down Torcuil so he can be dragged into this
K, I'm back. I'll be in and out (literally, inside and outside), but I'm here
>>22057
K, Torcuil wanders in as well, and unless I missed my guess, Inferniius and Tracy are also arriving.
K, Torcuil wanders in as well, and unless I missed my guess, Inferniius and Tracy are also arriving.
hey.
>>22062
I'd call it a success. The Assassin's dagger doesn't have much in the way of enchantments, so it wouldn't take long with 2 ppl (combined skill and crafting)
I'd call it a success. The Assassin's dagger doesn't have much in the way of enchantments, so it wouldn't take long with 2 ppl (combined skill and crafting)
>>22061
>>22059
"Torcuil! I've been needing you. Anyways, this is Slovenia. She's the Unicorn we rescued from Korak. She is an expert craftsmare and loves to work with wood. She is interested in constructing a trebuchet, which I believe you are as well. She does not know how and will need your assistance on this point."
To Slovenia: "Slovenia, this is torcil- torquill - he is our party's wizard, and more importantly for our purposes here, our engineer. He's a bit socially awkward at times, but he is well-intentioned I think. He has been of great service in our fights against Kefka and Korak. He will be working under you as you construct our Terbuchets. I believe he can supply you with many of the details"
To Tourcil more privately, said in his ear:
"She is very agressive when wood working is mentioned or near equipment. Be very careful. Do not make eye contact, but if you do, do not break eye contact, as that may provoke an attack. Try not to get >raped. If you do, your faggot will be banned for three days"
To Torciul more loudly
"Thank you!"
>>22063
"Tracy! How have you been?"
>>22059
"Torcuil! I've been needing you. Anyways, this is Slovenia. She's the Unicorn we rescued from Korak. She is an expert craftsmare and loves to work with wood. She is interested in constructing a trebuchet, which I believe you are as well. She does not know how and will need your assistance on this point."
To Slovenia: "Slovenia, this is torcil- torquill - he is our party's wizard, and more importantly for our purposes here, our engineer. He's a bit socially awkward at times, but he is well-intentioned I think. He has been of great service in our fights against Kefka and Korak. He will be working under you as you construct our Terbuchets. I believe he can supply you with many of the details"
To Tourcil more privately, said in his ear:
"She is very agressive when wood working is mentioned or near equipment. Be very careful. Do not make eye contact, but if you do, do not break eye contact, as that may provoke an attack. Try not to get >raped. If you do, your faggot will be banned for three days"
To Torciul more loudly
"Thank you!"
>>22063
"Tracy! How have you been?"
>>22071
I spread a headcanon that Sad Alex's powers sometimes cause him to become so sad that he turns to stone for some time,
and that's why we don't see him for a while sometimes.
Glad to have you back, Alex.
I spread a headcanon that Sad Alex's powers sometimes cause him to become so sad that he turns to stone for some time,
and that's why we don't see him for a while sometimes.
Glad to have you back, Alex.
>>22067
Yes, it was assumed you had been killed by globalists. Good to see you!
>>22069
Alright. From Slovenia's skills and comprehension, Torcuil has no difficulty in communicating the design and function of the Trebuchet
"This is going to require some serious lumber, but the forman at the mill seemed competent enough. All that remains is actually harvesting the lumber. Tracy, you know your way around the forest better than anyone, can you suggest a good spot? We'll need logs of a good diameter, nothing too thin."
Yes, it was assumed you had been killed by globalists. Good to see you!
>>22069
Alright. From Slovenia's skills and comprehension, Torcuil has no difficulty in communicating the design and function of the Trebuchet
"This is going to require some serious lumber, but the forman at the mill seemed competent enough. All that remains is actually harvesting the lumber. Tracy, you know your way around the forest better than anyone, can you suggest a good spot? We'll need logs of a good diameter, nothing too thin."
>>22075
You said earlier that you went back towards the tower, so let's assume you're in the workshop.
You said earlier that you went back towards the tower, so let's assume you're in the workshop.
>>22082
>hormone factors on the charts
"I've just been working pretty hard lately.." she say's, as she pours into the mold for a ring.
>hormone factors on the charts
"I've just been working pretty hard lately.." she say's, as she pours into the mold for a ring.
>>22083
We killed one of the globalists and his pet! An arch-demon thing. We also removed the Globalist elements from Thez. Now, we can take the fight to the enemy as we spread the proper political philosophy across all the lands
>>22084
But we're in the library... Also Trumpaladin is never going to think of hormones causing her to act coolly
*places an arm around small horse and talks in a soft voice*
"Well what have you been working on so hard?"
*feels like he should really follow up on that weird dog thing, but is more concerned about Tracy's attitude*
We killed one of the globalists and his pet! An arch-demon thing. We also removed the Globalist elements from Thez. Now, we can take the fight to the enemy as we spread the proper political philosophy across all the lands
>>22084
But we're in the library... Also Trumpaladin is never going to think of hormones causing her to act coolly
*places an arm around small horse and talks in a soft voice*
"Well what have you been working on so hard?"
*feels like he should really follow up on that weird dog thing, but is more concerned about Tracy's attitude*
>>22089
"Well... I just wonder if you'd still be Inferius afterwards...
I don't know, I feel like we lost Tracy before we knew what we had... I completely trust Sad Alex's Brainforce, 100%, but...
Carry on"
"Well... I just wonder if you'd still be Inferius afterwards...
I don't know, I feel like we lost Tracy before we knew what we had... I completely trust Sad Alex's Brainforce, 100%, but...
Carry on"
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>>22096
"Don't be an asshole Torciul. I'm trying to help you. I praise you for your service. Do not hog glory"
"Don't be an asshole Torciul. I'm trying to help you. I praise you for your service. Do not hog glory"
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>>22083
>Quick rundown
Here's a half-hearted attempt:
>korak died in a 1v1 duel with Torc
>threads get salty because of some drama that occurred one weekend (it has passed)
>Two new characters enter The Game, both bards: Queen Taylor Swift, and Nordfilly
>The "Emperor", Kefka, arrives in the football stadium (overpowered Archmage with shitty taste in cospla)
>came to bully the people of Port Barry out of their lunch money and/or just destroy everything
>He brought his weird "dog" (actually a Tarrasque, the strongest monster pic related), which was the biggest threat of the encounter
>Boss fight ensues
>Kefka was naive and underestimated the party: party succeeds in defeating him due to luck and group synergy
>gets finished-off by Torc's recreational nuke meme
>Tarrasque is the bigger problem: fight takes hours because it's immune to almost everything and keeps regenerating
>archers from port barry enter the fight
>finally kill it
>Torc has to use Wish, the strongest spell, to keep it dead, by turning it into a football
>"hooray, we did it!"
>celebration
>then Soros shows up with his army of antifa faggots
>but some strange golden goddess lady shows up, and only a few characters can move in her presence
>Soros gets shot in the head, while Tracy tears out his innards; all the while the golden lady is saying something to Thez
>Golden lady banishes all outsiders: Thez (the pit fiend you lost to earlier) loses her ebil powers and turns back into a half-elf/dwarf. Soros (still alive) flies off into another dimension, to be battled in another fight
>level-up
>dialogue and character development
>characters discuss ambitions
>Jerky made out of the Tarasque's flesh comes to life and grows into another one;
wrecks Tracy's dungeon and hibernates somewhere we'll never see it until GM feels like it. Nobody but Tracy knows about it.
>Tracy's unicorn friend, Slovenia, turns out to be a skilled carpenter
>Party is mostly focused on crafting items and researching siege equipment
I missed a lot of stuff, but that's all I have the patience for.
>Quick rundown
Here's a half-hearted attempt:
>korak died in a 1v1 duel with Torc
>threads get salty because of some drama that occurred one weekend (it has passed)
>Two new characters enter The Game, both bards: Queen Taylor Swift, and Nordfilly
>The "Emperor", Kefka, arrives in the football stadium (overpowered Archmage with shitty taste in cospla)
>came to bully the people of Port Barry out of their lunch money and/or just destroy everything
>He brought his weird "dog" (actually a Tarrasque, the strongest monster pic related), which was the biggest threat of the encounter
>Boss fight ensues
>Kefka was naive and underestimated the party: party succeeds in defeating him due to luck and group synergy
>gets finished-off by Torc's recreational nuke meme
>Tarrasque is the bigger problem: fight takes hours because it's immune to almost everything and keeps regenerating
>archers from port barry enter the fight
>finally kill it
>Torc has to use Wish, the strongest spell, to keep it dead, by turning it into a football
>"hooray, we did it!"
>celebration
>then Soros shows up with his army of antifa faggots
>but some strange golden goddess lady shows up, and only a few characters can move in her presence
>Soros gets shot in the head, while Tracy tears out his innards; all the while the golden lady is saying something to Thez
>Golden lady banishes all outsiders: Thez (the pit fiend you lost to earlier) loses her ebil powers and turns back into a half-elf/dwarf. Soros (still alive) flies off into another dimension, to be battled in another fight
>level-up
>dialogue and character development
>characters discuss ambitions
>Jerky made out of the Tarasque's flesh comes to life and grows into another one;
wrecks Tracy's dungeon and hibernates somewhere we'll never see it until GM feels like it. Nobody but Tracy knows about it.
>Tracy's unicorn friend, Slovenia, turns out to be a skilled carpenter
>Party is mostly focused on crafting items and researching siege equipment
I missed a lot of stuff, but that's all I have the patience for.
>>22100
If you don't mind waiting, you can delegate for the citizens to acquire it, or the party can lead an expedition and get it now. ^_^
If you don't mind waiting, you can delegate for the citizens to acquire it, or the party can lead an expedition and get it now. ^_^
>>22095
"Well, here's the thing. We're both dedicated to doing good, at least I think we are. I hope we are. But I'm concerned with a bigger vision... Something grand in scale. But when doing that, I often lose the trees for the forest. I lose the sense that persons are persons and see them as pawns in a much larger game. You can always sense the immediate, you can see what is there.
For example, the voidstone affair. I knew damn well that it was folly and would only result in you getting killed for no real reason. You saw it as a way to impress Thez. It took me a while, but I realized... You were right. The nature of Love - real Love - is the willingness to sacrifice for the sake of the other. If you had gotten yourself killed and still failed to retrieve the stone, you would have won, because you would have shown just how far you were willing to go for Thez. I would not have seen that but for you and your short-sightedness. If you were like me, we may all have missed that point, too concerned about avoiding risks.
Besides that, I don't know, I love you as you. Tracy was formerly the representation of 'your OC sucks and you should have put more effort into it,' the embodiment if the spirit of a dying culture. And I did not appreciate that. And now, she's a monster out of 'shadowfell' or whatever. I realized only afterwards that I loved the Element of Originality, and missed it... her, and got instead a barely tolerable... something. I don't know, maybe I would miss you as well.
But it's your decision. The stuff Alex provides is not poison. not like the Soros blood"
"Well, here's the thing. We're both dedicated to doing good, at least I think we are. I hope we are. But I'm concerned with a bigger vision... Something grand in scale. But when doing that, I often lose the trees for the forest. I lose the sense that persons are persons and see them as pawns in a much larger game. You can always sense the immediate, you can see what is there.
For example, the voidstone affair. I knew damn well that it was folly and would only result in you getting killed for no real reason. You saw it as a way to impress Thez. It took me a while, but I realized... You were right. The nature of Love - real Love - is the willingness to sacrifice for the sake of the other. If you had gotten yourself killed and still failed to retrieve the stone, you would have won, because you would have shown just how far you were willing to go for Thez. I would not have seen that but for you and your short-sightedness. If you were like me, we may all have missed that point, too concerned about avoiding risks.
Besides that, I don't know, I love you as you. Tracy was formerly the representation of 'your OC sucks and you should have put more effort into it,' the embodiment if the spirit of a dying culture. And I did not appreciate that. And now, she's a monster out of 'shadowfell' or whatever. I realized only afterwards that I loved the Element of Originality, and missed it... her, and got instead a barely tolerable... something. I don't know, maybe I would miss you as well.
But it's your decision. The stuff Alex provides is not poison. not like the Soros blood"
>>22107
"Thank you very much."
*accepts bottles and occupies herself with reading the proper dosages on the labels*
"Thank you very much."
*accepts bottles and occupies herself with reading the proper dosages on the labels*
GM, you said the Robe of Scintillating Colors could be used to perform sneak attacks while observed, if used properly? How exactly do you do that? I'd try it out through game, but it kind-of needs some enemies to test that kind of function.
>>22110
CAVE MAN PALEO FORMULA FOR FIERCENESS IN COMBAT, PROSTAGUARD TO KEEP YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY,HERES SOMETHING NEW IVE WHIPED UP BRAIN FORCE PLUS ITS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BRAIN FORCE,AND SUPER BLUE FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE FOR EVERYONE.
CAVE MAN PALEO FORMULA FOR FIERCENESS IN COMBAT, PROSTAGUARD TO KEEP YOUR PROSTATE HEALTHY,HERES SOMETHING NEW IVE WHIPED UP BRAIN FORCE PLUS ITS STRONGER THAN REGULAR BRAIN FORCE,AND SUPER BLUE FLOURIDE FREE TOOTHPASTE FOR EVERYONE.
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>>22114
*Screams from shear energy*
"GIVE ME ALL OF IT! GIVE ME THE POWER TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING, AND RID THE UNIVERSE OF GLOBALISM ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
*Screams from shear energy*
"GIVE ME ALL OF IT! GIVE ME THE POWER TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING, AND RID THE UNIVERSE OF GLOBALISM ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
>>22110
Reeeeee! Then tell her you like her for what she really is, so I can reverse the development direction. The entire chart rooted from '>you're too small': she doesn't know what you want her to be, but she still feels inadequate in herself.
Reeeeee! Then tell her you like her for what she really is, so I can reverse the development direction. The entire chart rooted from '>you're too small': she doesn't know what you want her to be, but she still feels inadequate in herself.
>>22117
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRIES FROM SHEER JOY
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRIES FROM SHEER JOY
>>22118
Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though? "I liked the /mlp/ Tracy but didn't appreciate it at the time, now she claims to not even be from /mlp/ but from shadowfell and I miss the old Tracy"? The "you're too small" remark was said in passing as well
Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though? "I liked the /mlp/ Tracy but didn't appreciate it at the time, now she claims to not even be from /mlp/ but from shadowfell and I miss the old Tracy"? The "you're too small" remark was said in passing as well
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>>22120
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall NOT surrender to their false song any longer! We shall take the fight to them!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
We shall NOT surrender to their false song any longer! We shall take the fight to them!"
>>22124
"We've made Port Barry Great Again - though we shall make it greater still. NOW we set the whole planet free. Make it greater than it has ever been before"
"We've made Port Barry Great Again - though we shall make it greater still. NOW we set the whole planet free. Make it greater than it has ever been before"
>>22121
>was said in passing as well
Nothing is "in passing"; everything has consequences, no matter how subtle.
>Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though?
You'll need to be more up-front with her, and tell her what she really means to him and how she's useful in her own way. It's a complicated and tricky game; but the charts are leading her to try to become something she's not, without considering what direction it will lead her in, for the sake of being able to fill a role.
>was said in passing as well
Nothing is "in passing"; everything has consequences, no matter how subtle.
>Didn't the dialogue to Inferius kind of say that though?
You'll need to be more up-front with her, and tell her what she really means to him and how she's useful in her own way. It's a complicated and tricky game; but the charts are leading her to try to become something she's not, without considering what direction it will lead her in, for the sake of being able to fill a role.
>>22125
"The men are just a bit excited about their dreams and ambitions. They knew each other very well in their previous lives, and they're really glad to adventure again.
You'll have to learn to get yused to the noise: there's no stopping them when they're like this..."
>>22129
"That's Alex: a talk-show host, potions salesmen, and "angel summoner"; whatever that means."
>>22130
*braces for incoming hurricane*
"The men are just a bit excited about their dreams and ambitions. They knew each other very well in their previous lives, and they're really glad to adventure again.
You'll have to learn to get yused to the noise: there's no stopping them when they're like this..."
>>22129
"That's Alex: a talk-show host, potions salesmen, and "angel summoner"; whatever that means."
>>22130
*braces for incoming hurricane*
>>22127
If I can get a long dialogue with her where she's open about her emotions, sure. By the way, congrats on figuring how to keep secrets from him without provoking suspicion, detect lie spells, and follow-up questions. Hide things in plain sight so that way his indifference governs his response, and not his paranoia
>>22129
>>22130
"Tay, this Sad Alex. Slayer of Globalists. He is the reason we won the fight against Korak. He is here to help in our Crusade"
If I can get a long dialogue with her where she's open about her emotions, sure. By the way, congrats on figuring how to keep secrets from him without provoking suspicion, detect lie spells, and follow-up questions. Hide things in plain sight so that way his indifference governs his response, and not his paranoia
>>22129
>>22130
"Tay, this Sad Alex. Slayer of Globalists. He is the reason we won the fight against Korak. He is here to help in our Crusade"
>>22133
"It's okay Sad Alex, she comes from a different time and place. But she is willing to help in our crusade"
"It's okay Sad Alex, she comes from a different time and place. But she is willing to help in our crusade"
GM will be back soon...
>>22157
"But Tay, you were wanting to become part Jewish just earlier for the power you thought it could bring. Don't you see that he can help us?"
"But Tay, you were wanting to become part Jewish just earlier for the power you thought it could bring. Don't you see that he can help us?"
>>22157
>pyrotechnics
"That's one hell of a mixtape..!"
Reee! Wait till GM gets back before digging into the sweet, juicy violence.
>pyrotechnics
"That's one hell of a mixtape..!"
Reee! Wait till GM gets back before digging into the sweet, juicy violence.
>>22113
Its mostly unavailble to melee weapons, but it worked with pistols because the robe concealed the preparation and aiming of the strike without opening or disturbing the robe.
Its mostly unavailble to melee weapons, but it worked with pistols because the robe concealed the preparation and aiming of the strike without opening or disturbing the robe.
>>22172
There's also Ryuk, and he could probably make mince-meat out of Trumpaladin pretty easily, especially if he were occupied with grappling.
There's also Ryuk, and he could probably make mince-meat out of Trumpaladin pretty easily, especially if he were occupied with grappling.
One of these days I'll go on a rant about the metaphysics behind dice rolls (especially on a digital medium), but inevitability says Tay won this round.
>>22199
What do you want her to do? Reappear and Cleave through everybody in a violent fury? She's just a pony.
What do you want her to do? Reappear and Cleave through everybody in a violent fury? She's just a pony.
>>22205
I do flowcharts with my character too. She needs to do something to make it look like she didn't just leave her husbando to possibly be punched out by a Nazi woman
I do flowcharts with my character too. She needs to do something to make it look like she didn't just leave her husbando to possibly be punched out by a Nazi woman
>>22208
"Well... So I guess you met Tay, one of our additions to the team. You can see we've knitted together a diverse and broad coalition to defeat the Globalists"
*releases Tay*
"Well... So I guess you met Tay, one of our additions to the team. You can see we've knitted together a diverse and broad coalition to defeat the Globalists"
*releases Tay*
>>22211
I use several sheets of paper, two notebooks, a quarter of my bulletin board, and a graphing calculator. Idk what he uses though.
I use several sheets of paper, two notebooks, a quarter of my bulletin board, and a graphing calculator. Idk what he uses though.
>>22211
I meant that metaphorically, I just remember how he'd react. As for Attack bonuses and stuff like that, I just remember and use the wiki when I have to
>>22212
Just show up in Nightmare form to show you intended to do something other than eat popcorn if the attack of opportunity on Trumpaladin succeeded or if Ryuk came for Inferius
I meant that metaphorically, I just remember how he'd react. As for Attack bonuses and stuff like that, I just remember and use the wiki when I have to
>>22212
Just show up in Nightmare form to show you intended to do something other than eat popcorn if the attack of opportunity on Trumpaladin succeeded or if Ryuk came for Inferius
>>22216
Nah..
>*poof*
Tracy reappears in the center of the room bearing a tray of soft-serve icecream cones (that she totally didn't intend to eat all herself)
"Can we all just calm the fuck down?!" she says, not doing a good job of hiding her annoyance
Nah..
>*poof*
Tracy reappears in the center of the room bearing a tray of soft-serve icecream cones (that she totally didn't intend to eat all herself)
"Can we all just calm the fuck down?!" she says, not doing a good job of hiding her annoyance
>>22238
Aww... Well you're welcome to come and play more often Try to start fewer fights though. We are damned good at doing that on our own
Aww... Well you're welcome to come and play more often Try to start fewer fights though. We are damned good at doing that on our own
>>22238
Probably, but anyone can be fixed. There's the Entertron, Infernius and Torcuil can both Resurrection, there's plenty of ways of putting ppl back together.
Probably, but anyone can be fixed. There's the Entertron, Infernius and Torcuil can both Resurrection, there's plenty of ways of putting ppl back together.
>>22245
>she was going to defend her husband…
That was exactly what it was.
She just also happens to be a race-realist.
>she was going to defend her husband…
That was exactly what it was.
She just also happens to be a race-realist.
>>22247
She got used to Infernius.
Tracy hates everything, so she's not normally discriminatory, unless something bugs her in particular.
She got used to Infernius.
Tracy hates everything, so she's not normally discriminatory, unless something bugs her in particular.
>>22242
You want me to make Sad Alex into a recurring character, who you take control of from time to time, is that what you are asking?
You want me to make Sad Alex into a recurring character, who you take control of from time to time, is that what you are asking?
IT IS DONE
>>22250
She barely knows what a paladin is. She just thinks it's Trumpaldin's hobby or something, although she get's secretly annoyed if she believes it's getting in the way of their relationship at times.
She barely knows what a paladin is. She just thinks it's Trumpaldin's hobby or something, although she get's secretly annoyed if she believes it's getting in the way of their relationship at times.
>>22252
i like alex more than lee so i want to play alex, what im asking is will you make yak lee an npc i dont want to control him but i kinda dont want him to be left behind either.
i like alex more than lee so i want to play alex, what im asking is will you make yak lee an npc i dont want to control him but i kinda dont want him to be left behind either.
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>>22266
That's pretty obvious and Trumpaladin is smart enough to know this, he just gets irrational and emotional at moments
That's pretty obvious and Trumpaladin is smart enough to know this, he just gets irrational and emotional at moments
>>22270
>>22273
"We also have the galleon now. But yes, pulling teams, and if you can make ship based weaponry - or a frigate, that is good too
>>22269
I saw that!
>>22271
He wants her to be focused on his actions. If she's not, that means he's not good enough to keep her focused
*continues rocking, and looks back down at pony*
>>22273
"We also have the galleon now. But yes, pulling teams, and if you can make ship based weaponry - or a frigate, that is good too
>>22269
I saw that!
>>22271
He wants her to be focused on his actions. If she's not, that means he's not good enough to keep her focused
*continues rocking, and looks back down at pony*
>>22273
"Oh yeah, thanks again"
Alright, Torc begins two designs. One for ships, and another for pulling teams.
I'm sad because I won't have wifi on my pc for about a month, so I can't actually make blueprints and OC memes
"Oh yeah, thanks again"
Alright, Torc begins two designs. One for ships, and another for pulling teams.
I'm sad because I won't have wifi on my pc for about a month, so I can't actually make blueprints and OC memes
*nuzzles pony, putting his nose up to hers*
>>22280
*spoken to inferius only after a minute or so pause*
"Yeah... I can help with something that big"
>>22280
*spoken to inferius only after a minute or so pause*
"Yeah... I can help with something that big"
>>22285
>>22286
Kek. I'm sorry but we're doing this. The better be sober and well rested
*He has Tracy in his lap, and positions her facing him and looking into his eyes, as he looks back. He' s careful to be sure that she is not over his crotch, but on his legs*
"Little pony, I know you want me... for some reason. I feel like you may have never understood exactly what I need from you. Because whether you understand it or not, and whether I am to be your husband or child's father or not, I need you"
>>22286
Kek. I'm sorry but we're doing this. The better be sober and well rested
*He has Tracy in his lap, and positions her facing him and looking into his eyes, as he looks back. He' s careful to be sure that she is not over his crotch, but on his legs*
"Little pony, I know you want me... for some reason. I feel like you may have never understood exactly what I need from you. Because whether you understand it or not, and whether I am to be your husband or child's father or not, I need you"
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>>22257
Sure, Thez will be happy to whup the shit out of him. Fight Club is always on, so there'll be plenty of ways for him to develop both statistically and in character.
Sure, Thez will be happy to whup the shit out of him. Fight Club is always on, so there'll be plenty of ways for him to develop both statistically and in character.
>>22290
"little pony, you come from a culture that values friendship, right? Being a part of a team? Tradition? And the Cutie Mark - the idea that each invidual can benefit everyone by living up to their best individual potential?"
"little pony, you come from a culture that values friendship, right? Being a part of a team? Tradition? And the Cutie Mark - the idea that each invidual can benefit everyone by living up to their best individual potential?"
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>>22295
"..It's not a foreign concept to me.. I've been on group adventures before. I was was even on a sports team...." *trails off*
"All that has come to pass though... along with the glorious faggots I used to be able to tolerate.. Nothing lasts forever, I guess.."
"..It's not a foreign concept to me.. I've been on group adventures before. I was was even on a sports team...." *trails off*
"All that has come to pass though... along with the glorious faggots I used to be able to tolerate.. Nothing lasts forever, I guess.."
brb in 5 mins
>>22302
*the wink is not responded to. He looks at her seriously*
"Little pony, we've organized more or less a team here that can act as a cohesive whole. We all have our different talents and abilities, and we are all able to bring those abilities to use to help in our common goal.
That common goal is to fight off the forces of evil and impose a new order over as large an area as possible. We have slightly different understandings of "evil," exactly how we shall "impose," and we definitely have different ideas about what new order we want to bring about, but we are able to agree enough to focus our energies together.
Little pony, you are usually off on your own. But don't you see that with your energies, you could be our spy, our infiltrator, perhaps if necessary, our assassin? Be our rogue. Be my rogue"
*the wink is not responded to. He looks at her seriously*
"Little pony, we've organized more or less a team here that can act as a cohesive whole. We all have our different talents and abilities, and we are all able to bring those abilities to use to help in our common goal.
That common goal is to fight off the forces of evil and impose a new order over as large an area as possible. We have slightly different understandings of "evil," exactly how we shall "impose," and we definitely have different ideas about what new order we want to bring about, but we are able to agree enough to focus our energies together.
Little pony, you are usually off on your own. But don't you see that with your energies, you could be our spy, our infiltrator, perhaps if necessary, our assassin? Be our rogue. Be my rogue"
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>>22289
great! i have to go for the night unluckily. feel free to take control of alex if you need to.
great! i have to go for the night unluckily. feel free to take control of alex if you need to.
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>>22308
Trumpaladin reaches into his pocket and produces a coin, something like pic related - either a Mecury dime from Earth he acquired at some point, or a coin commissioned in Port Barry. What is important is that the prop has a Fasces symbol on it prominently displayed. He shows it to Tracy
"Tracy, each, individually, we are weak, unable to channel our talents to great use, or to meaning. But all united together, especially under a powerful leader, or different talents accentuate each other. United, we become one mighty faggot. In that, we obtain purpose, and can accomplish great things.
You say you were on a team before? Embrace this team, and you can feel the power and the glory"
Trumpaladin reaches into his pocket and produces a coin, something like pic related - either a Mecury dime from Earth he acquired at some point, or a coin commissioned in Port Barry. What is important is that the prop has a Fasces symbol on it prominently displayed. He shows it to Tracy
"Tracy, each, individually, we are weak, unable to channel our talents to great use, or to meaning. But all united together, especially under a powerful leader, or different talents accentuate each other. United, we become one mighty faggot. In that, we obtain purpose, and can accomplish great things.
You say you were on a team before? Embrace this team, and you can feel the power and the glory"
>>22167
14 is a +2 modifier (+1 for every 2 points above 10)
>>22169
It can actually, she only has to cover the front
>>22168
Yes, when active
>>22170
Yours is 37 all things considered
>>22174
Yeah, combatants engaged in a grapple gt -4 on their armor class
>>22190
You forget, its Ryuk who's attacking
>>22214
Yeeah. I've got a lined writing pad, a graphing lines pad, a whiteboard, a roll of butcher paper (permanent notes), and a scientific calculator
<cont>
14 is a +2 modifier (+1 for every 2 points above 10)
>>22169
It can actually, she only has to cover the front
>>22168
Yes, when active
>>22170
Yours is 37 all things considered
>>22174
Yeah, combatants engaged in a grapple gt -4 on their armor class
>>22190
You forget, its Ryuk who's attacking
>>22214
Yeeah. I've got a lined writing pad, a graphing lines pad, a whiteboard, a roll of butcher paper (permanent notes), and a scientific calculator
<cont>
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>>22316
"Well... you must understand that there's a lot of sacrifices that must be made to be a wife or a mother.
The first thing I think you need to know is that the child is not going to be served well by having an unstable or broken household. If you want to be a good mother to him, however much you may want it, that will not be possible unless there is first a good relationship between us"
"Well... you must understand that there's a lot of sacrifices that must be made to be a wife or a mother.
The first thing I think you need to know is that the child is not going to be served well by having an unstable or broken household. If you want to be a good mother to him, however much you may want it, that will not be possible unless there is first a good relationship between us"
>>22321
*holds belly*
"... I think we should get married right away, so we can start building our household together.."
*holds belly*
"... I think we should get married right away, so we can start building our household together.."
>>22325
*puts hands on pony shoulders to sort of push her down*
"little pony, I don't think you understand. I need to know you will be there for me. That you are willing to work with me. That we can get along. If we can't, we need to know this before the child is born.
There's something needed from you...
You've been trying to "augment" yourself as it were with all sorts of biological changes"
Expression changes to a mixture of anger and disgust
"When you make yourself unclean, well, that child is a part of you. You make the child unclean. Please do not curse my child. I... I cannot allow it"
*puts hands on pony shoulders to sort of push her down*
"little pony, I don't think you understand. I need to know you will be there for me. That you are willing to work with me. That we can get along. If we can't, we need to know this before the child is born.
There's something needed from you...
You've been trying to "augment" yourself as it were with all sorts of biological changes"
Expression changes to a mixture of anger and disgust
"When you make yourself unclean, well, that child is a part of you. You make the child unclean. Please do not curse my child. I... I cannot allow it"
>>22328
I will do whatever you ask.
Just help me save Trollestia's life.
I can't live without her.
For the mentally retarded, this is a joke
I will do whatever you ask.
Just help me save Trollestia's life.
I can't live without her.
For the mentally retarded, this is a joke
>>22327
*looks at hoof*
>it flickers like static, momentarily becoming ethereal and transparent
*sighs*
"When I changed for the first time, I felt something oddly, familiar.. almost nostalgic, in an uncomfortable way. Now, I can hardly tell the difference between how I felt before and now.. Almost, like I got used to being a ghost, or I'd remembered something I'd forgotten.." *trails off*
"I wouldn't do anything that would hurt our foal though..."
Check'em
*looks at hoof*
>it flickers like static, momentarily becoming ethereal and transparent
*sighs*
"When I changed for the first time, I felt something oddly, familiar.. almost nostalgic, in an uncomfortable way. Now, I can hardly tell the difference between how I felt before and now.. Almost, like I got used to being a ghost, or I'd remembered something I'd forgotten.." *trails off*
"I wouldn't do anything that would hurt our foal though..."
Check'em
>>22334
>"I saw that."
>"I saw that."
Thez wanders in from the kitchen with a HUGE smile on her face, a chef's hat on her head, an oversized ladel, and beams: "RAMEN DAYO!"
At the same time, Ben and Adam are fighting their way onto the tower. They fully climb up at the same time and are struggling to be the first to say anything.
At the same time, Ben and Adam are fighting their way onto the tower. They fully climb up at the same time and are struggling to be the first to say anything.
>>22341
And Tracy and Trumpaladin are locked away in a room on their own, although it seems like Torcuil is able to listen in somehow
And Tracy and Trumpaladin are locked away in a room on their own, although it seems like Torcuil is able to listen in somehow
>>22336
>"The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Queen."
I've been pushing this "ghost-pony" motif for a while now. Tracy represents death. She blends into the background, more-so than other "background ponies". Anons periodically keep referring to her as the quintessential example of a "dead oc", but they never stop talking about her entirely. She disappears and reappears without consistency. She crosses boundaries that others do not. She's pale with exposed bones. For all purposes, except physical (and now physical), she is a spook.
>"The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Queen."
I've been pushing this "ghost-pony" motif for a while now. Tracy represents death. She blends into the background, more-so than other "background ponies". Anons periodically keep referring to her as the quintessential example of a "dead oc", but they never stop talking about her entirely. She disappears and reappears without consistency. She crosses boundaries that others do not. She's pale with exposed bones. For all purposes, except physical (and now physical), she is a spook.
>>22344
I forgot..
She wouldn't have been able to explain it either. Think of it as the physical manifestation of being a recurring yet dying meme.
I forgot..
She wouldn't have been able to explain it either. Think of it as the physical manifestation of being a recurring yet dying meme.
>>22346
"Well, I can see I've got about as much accomplished as could be reasonably expected. There's something deeper in you that you are not willing to explain.
Just... Try to be a good member of our team? Could you be a friend?"
"Well, I can see I've got about as much accomplished as could be reasonably expected. There's something deeper in you that you are not willing to explain.
Just... Try to be a good member of our team? Could you be a friend?"
>>22351
*holds her hoof*
"Please, be my friend. Anything else you want requires at least that much"
Trumpaladin goes to Thez
>>22351
>>22350
Three reasons:
We were interrupted before discussion of the relationship could be properly breached
I don't want to be shackled to Tracy the next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off again
There is no proper gift for her, at least yet
*holds her hoof*
"Please, be my friend. Anything else you want requires at least that much"
Trumpaladin goes to Thez
>>22351
>>22350
Three reasons:
We were interrupted before discussion of the relationship could be properly breached
I don't want to be shackled to Tracy the next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off again
There is no proper gift for her, at least yet
>>22352
>next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off agains
>implying it isn't because Trump hasn't proposed
>next time her faggot decides to intentionally piss me off agains
>implying it isn't because Trump hasn't proposed
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>>22364
No, I just don't you to feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a Paladin or an ally
No, I just don't you to feel uncomfortable coming to me if you ever need a Paladin or an ally
>>22346
"Yeah! I made an extra BIIIIIG pot so everyone can have some!"
>>22360
Adam is the mill foreman
>>22363
"There's pleny for everyone! Be sure to grab ham, noodo, and all the other fixin's from the noodo bar, and beverages from the available dispensers, You guys should really take advantage of the ammenities by the way." ^_^
Adam and Ben wrestle-fight there way close enough to be heard. They both simultaneously take in a deep breath.
"Yeah! I made an extra BIIIIIG pot so everyone can have some!"
>>22360
Adam is the mill foreman
>>22363
"There's pleny for everyone! Be sure to grab ham, noodo, and all the other fixin's from the noodo bar, and beverages from the available dispensers, You guys should really take advantage of the ammenities by the way." ^_^
Adam and Ben wrestle-fight there way close enough to be heard. They both simultaneously take in a deep breath.
>>22366
*helps self to bowl of ramen, and sets it aside until it's cool enough to stick her face in it*
*helps self to bowl of ramen, and sets it aside until it's cool enough to stick her face in it*
>>22364
"No! Absolutely not, you're,... haha, just kidding!"
Adam: "Our lumberjack crew has been kidnapped by trolls!"
Ben: "Someone has stolen the Port's money!"
"No! Absolutely not, you're,... haha, just kidding!"
Adam: "Our lumberjack crew has been kidnapped by trolls!"
Ben: "Someone has stolen the Port's money!"
>>22370
"Fucking hell lads, one at a time"
Torc sits down and accepts the Ramen
"Thanks Thez. So, Adam, you first"
"Fucking hell lads, one at a time"
Torc sits down and accepts the Ramen
"Thanks Thez. So, Adam, you first"
>>22370
>the Port's money
Does he mean the Jew gold that was piled up neatly in the treasure trove?
"Wh-what? Trolls? Money? When did this all happen?" *chokes down mouth-full of noodles*
>the Port's money
Does he mean the Jew gold that was piled up neatly in the treasure trove?
"Wh-what? Trolls? Money? When did this all happen?" *chokes down mouth-full of noodles*
>>22371
>ramen
>plate
~_~'
>>22374
>>22375
"They sent an expedition to the west of that giant tree that we heard was hiding the (((rats))) wealth-hoard. That was the only place where we could find sufficiently sized logs to build the trebuchet's. We lost hadn't heard from them, so we asked Ponimaru to get word. He sent a carrier pigeon - good idea by the way - with this note:
"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
>ramen
>plate
~_~'
>>22374
>>22375
"They sent an expedition to the west of that giant tree that we heard was hiding the (((rats))) wealth-hoard. That was the only place where we could find sufficiently sized logs to build the trebuchet's. We lost hadn't heard from them, so we asked Ponimaru to get word. He sent a carrier pigeon - good idea by the way - with this note:
"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
>>22378
>He sent a carrier pigeon
REEEEEEEEE stop being more skilled than me!
>"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
He could touch up on his grammar... Maybe Tracy could tutor him.
>He sent a carrier pigeon
REEEEEEEEE stop being more skilled than me!
>"Lumberjacks are capture. Over a dozen trolls. Many stew-pots. Undetected."
He could touch up on his grammar... Maybe Tracy could tutor him.
>>22378
"So then, where's the little weeb now?" Tracy say, inquiring about the whereabouts of the colt.
"So then, where's the little weeb now?" Tracy say, inquiring about the whereabouts of the colt.
>>22388
"Sounds good. Ifernius you can finish up here, I'm gonna look for Trollestia."
Torc head to the stables
"Sounds good. Ifernius you can finish up here, I'm gonna look for Trollestia."
Torc head to the stables
"I'll just be a moment."
*walks off to the stables to find Ponimaru's futbol or other object she can use to Track down his scent*
*walks off to the stables to find Ponimaru's futbol or other object she can use to Track down his scent*
Tracy-Tourcil and Inferius-Trump is a terrible way to allocate the players. It makes use of none of the special advantages the players have. Especially against trolls you want to pair a stealth attacker with a ranged attacker against heavy enemies like Trolls? You need a tank
Are we doing this tonight?
*is sniffing through Ponimaru's quarters to get familiar with his scent and Track him*
*is sniffing through Ponimaru's quarters to get familiar with his scent and Track him*
>>22417
".. But what if he;s already dead by then? How is that wimpy wizard supposed to track him down?" she say, with a hint of genuine concern.
".. But what if he;s already dead by then? How is that wimpy wizard supposed to track him down?" she say, with a hint of genuine concern.
>>22418
"They have Trollestia. She's a damned fine tracker. We need to split our resources to be effective. I will need your tracking skills"
\r
"They have Trollestia. She's a damned fine tracker. We need to split our resources to be effective. I will need your tracking skills"
\r
>>22419
Unicorn has no Track feat.
And I demand that mudponies have at least some aspect of abilities to make them on par with unicorns
Unicorn has no Track feat.
And I demand that mudponies have at least some aspect of abilities to make them on par with unicorns
>>22421
She found Slovenia. Besides, they know where this is, and Orcs will go right up to Inferius. They don't need heavy tracking. The other group, MIGHT. Wait to hear what it is
She found Slovenia. Besides, they know where this is, and Orcs will go right up to Inferius. They don't need heavy tracking. The other group, MIGHT. Wait to hear what it is
I'll wait for GM's response before the characters go anywhere.
Thez narrows her eyes. "Wut?" her eye twitches. "You LOST the money?? THAT is going to cost you," she says giving Ben the evil eye.
"I'm going for the lumberjack team. I on't know the location but I can anyone interested there,... quickly."
"I'm going for the lumberjack team. I on't know the location but I can anyone interested there,... quickly."
>>22428
Actually, a Tracy-Torcuil pairing to find the jewels and a Trump-Inferius pairing to kill the trolls might work pretty well
Actually, a Tracy-Torcuil pairing to find the jewels and a Trump-Inferius pairing to kill the trolls might work pretty well
She continues to glare at Ben, "This is your mess, you knew the risks... that is,... um. We'll sort this out later, I'm sure we cam figure out a way to resolve the situation without resorting to violence."
>>22444
"You have learned nothing about putting aside minor personal interests for the well functioning of the team."
"You have learned nothing about putting aside minor personal interests for the well functioning of the team."
>>22448
Tracy already told Ponimaru she would be his Nee-san. She can't let him get killed by someone else.
Tracy already told Ponimaru she would be his Nee-san. She can't let him get killed by someone else.
>>22449
"Alright." she says, and everybody goes <whooof>
And finds themself falling from about 4000'.
"Oh shit! Not again,...." she can be heard to say as you all fall, seq quickly trails aftter.
"Alright." she says, and everybody goes <whooof>
And finds themself falling from about 4000'.
"Oh shit! Not again,...." she can be heard to say as you all fall, seq quickly trails aftter.
*she
Think fast
Think fast
>>22451
It's true though. It's in the charts.
She needs some kind of ulterior motivation to get her to look for shekels: she doesn't care about money.
It's true though. It's in the charts.
She needs some kind of ulterior motivation to get her to look for shekels: she doesn't care about money.
>>22452
Glad I didn't have Torc go
>turns to Ben
"Meet me out front, I'll be ready in a minute."
Torc goes to the stable, deciding he needs a Watson if he's going to play Shelock for this
Glad I didn't have Torc go
>turns to Ben
"Meet me out front, I'll be ready in a minute."
Torc goes to the stable, deciding he needs a Watson if he's going to play Shelock for this
>>22455
"Whoops," Thez embarrassedly says as she whizzes past.
In between panic and the wind bustling by, players notice several large fires well into the distance of the forest, bonfires essentially.
>>22457
A shiny-brass twinkle can be seen in the distance.
>>22458
Um, you're out of range for that. In fact, Thez is the only one who isn't falling including you.
"Whoops," Thez embarrassedly says as she whizzes past.
In between panic and the wind bustling by, players notice several large fires well into the distance of the forest, bonfires essentially.
>>22457
A shiny-brass twinkle can be seen in the distance.
>>22458
Um, you're out of range for that. In fact, Thez is the only one who isn't falling including you.
>>22468
"~Unf!"
*slows descent, with best of ability, stabilizing herself to allow her husband to get onto her saddle.*
"~Unf!"
*slows descent, with best of ability, stabilizing herself to allow her husband to get onto her saddle.*
Alright! Everyone involved in the falling has successfully defeated instantaneous falling. That's a useful skill. Thez is now the one speeding toward the ground saying
"Well shit."
But she Whoofs back to party level, standing in mid-air. "Sorry about that, force of habit. But hey! There's where the trolls probably are!"
"Well shit."
But she Whoofs back to party level, standing in mid-air. "Sorry about that, force of habit. But hey! There's where the trolls probably are!"
Infernius speeds of on Uatchit (the Egyptian goddess, btw). Thez speeds of close behind. Trump jumps over to Fae "I would have made it you know," and quickly follows behind.
>>22476
>40 flight speed
lol, You're right Tracy for at least a few minutes. Get comfy until the kitty finally shows up.
>40 flight speed
lol, You're right Tracy for at least a few minutes. Get comfy until the kitty finally shows up.
>>22477
Aaaand it's gone...
Tracy, feeling lighter, but somehow heavier, slowly gallops towards the area of the bonfire.
Aaaand it's gone...
Tracy, feeling lighter, but somehow heavier, slowly gallops towards the area of the bonfire.
>>22477
"I am sorry for doubting you even momentarily" Trumpaladin says to Fae, and takes out both ring shield and Vanderiem, ready to attack
"I am sorry for doubting you even momentarily" Trumpaladin says to Fae, and takes out both ring shield and Vanderiem, ready to attack
>>22479
Slowly? Not hardly. Thez is fastest 111, followed by Infernius 100 (Uatchit), followed by Tracy 90, followed by 30
Slowly? Not hardly. Thez is fastest 111, followed by Infernius 100 (Uatchit), followed by Tracy 90, followed by 30
Essentially what I just did there was allowed player reaction and accoutrements to determine initiative. Trump goes last.
T> Etherealness (monk ability) - And Thez vanishes
T> Etherealness (monk ability) - And Thez vanishes
Infernius, you're up. You're about 3 rounds out at current speed.
>>22483
Tracy bottles up her frustration, and holds herself back from snorting out a cloud of smoke into the Dragonne (she really wants to do it)
Tracy bottles up her frustration, and holds herself back from snorting out a cloud of smoke into the Dragonne (she really wants to do it)
Trumpaladin sits back patiently waiting, wishing he had gone with Torcuil
I got work tomorrow...
I think I'll go to bed then...
Might check in later, if I'm awake...
Might check in later, if I'm awake...
>>22500
>sighs
Sorry, I left you hanging. Again. I didn't mean/plan to, but I did step away. I neglected to mention, and that is also something that will emergently addressed. With a 20 roll, Infernius lead a grand charge, decimating the Trolls who spout all sorts of reddit-nonsense (seriously, they're trolls. Unfortunately, despite the cheers of the lumberjacks, and the minimal experience that was gained, the trolls were a red herring.
What Torcuil discovers from trace but inspecific magic residue is that a coordinated effort was exerted on the vault, of a type unknown to him.
>sighs
Sorry, I left you hanging. Again. I didn't mean/plan to, but I did step away. I neglected to mention, and that is also something that will emergently addressed. With a 20 roll, Infernius lead a grand charge, decimating the Trolls who spout all sorts of reddit-nonsense (seriously, they're trolls. Unfortunately, despite the cheers of the lumberjacks, and the minimal experience that was gained, the trolls were a red herring.
What Torcuil discovers from trace but inspecific magic residue is that a coordinated effort was exerted on the vault, of a type unknown to him.
>>22501
HE LIVES
>the trolls were a red herring
As in a distraction for the people who ran off with Port Barry's gold and possibly ours while we were here?
*Kills Ponimaru for giving bad information/letting his pidgeon be captured, and also because fuck Tracy*
HE LIVES
>the trolls were a red herring
As in a distraction for the people who ran off with Port Barry's gold and possibly ours while we were here?
*Kills Ponimaru for giving bad information/letting his pidgeon be captured, and also because fuck Tracy*
Seriously, the trolls were literally going to say stupid troll-phrases; low-energy, stupid, and base insult not worth hearing. I was literally going to troll you with the trolls to see if anyone followed the money. Torquil did, so the party has a disadvantaged advantage.
Also note, the money in the treasury (the jew hoard) is untouched, whats missing pertains onlt to Ben'a/Thez' contract
Also note, the money in the treasury (the jew hoard) is untouched, whats missing pertains onlt to Ben'a/Thez' contract
>>22504
My intent was to have half the party go for the trolls and half go for the money with the division based upon complementary skills, but (((someone))) refused this.
My action is to kill Ponimaru
My intent was to have half the party go for the trolls and half go for the money with the division based upon complementary skills, but (((someone))) refused this.
My action is to kill Ponimaru
>>22502
Try it
>>22505
Ponimaru gave good intel, it wasn't his fault that the situation wasn't as pressing as others. Not to be a dick, but I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome,....
>>22505
Torcuil fulfilled the requirement to determine that it was a group effort, orchestrated and deliberate. These were pros.
Try it
>>22505
Ponimaru gave good intel, it wasn't his fault that the situation wasn't as pressing as others. Not to be a dick, but I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome,....
>>22505
Torcuil fulfilled the requirement to determine that it was a group effort, orchestrated and deliberate. These were pros.
>>22506
>I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome
No shit, I noticed.
>Ponimaru gave good intel
I want to kill him out of salt over Tracy
>I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome
No shit, I noticed.
>Ponimaru gave good intel
I want to kill him out of salt over Tracy
Don't ask the dice anything you can't determine yourself, through combined effort, skill, patience, strategy, etc. Always stack the deck. Whether crafting magic shoes, or murdering useless shit. Otherwise, the dice can make your day/wreck your shop. Its stupid the degree of variance the dice allow for.
Each party member excels at something, let them do that first. Thez excels at murder, so if she says "I' gonna" then she's gonna. Good freefall practice tho.
Each party member excels at something, let them do that first. Thez excels at murder, so if she says "I' gonna" then she's gonna. Good freefall practice tho.
>>22511
>Dice roll
Then Inferius DEFINITELY shouldn't do it
The only things that should be eaten are weeaboo horse flesh by Fae and Unicorn pussy by me
>Dice roll
Then Inferius DEFINITELY shouldn't do it
The only things that should be eaten are weeaboo horse flesh by Fae and Unicorn pussy by me
By the way GM, I never gave you proper credit for this line
>>20858 →
>I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one
Fae has picked up on Trumpaladin's contempt for/way of speaking about Tracy. It's like a dog picking up on the master's emotions. It's adorable. I need to make more use of Fae
>>22515
>>22510
Um... I guess free the lumberjacks, shake their hands and try to take as much credit as possible, then set the wagons to take the wood back, ten go inform Adam that the lumberjacks are safe and inform Slovenia that I have secured the wood she needs (okay... with help)
>>20858 →
>I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one
Fae has picked up on Trumpaladin's contempt for/way of speaking about Tracy. It's like a dog picking up on the master's emotions. It's adorable. I need to make more use of Fae
>>22515
>>22510
Um... I guess free the lumberjacks, shake their hands and try to take as much credit as possible, then set the wagons to take the wood back, ten go inform Adam that the lumberjacks are safe and inform Slovenia that I have secured the wood she needs (okay... with help)
>>22522
GM, can I confirm that 1. Charm potions exist and 2. That I slipped one off of Torcuil during a fight? Is the one who consumes it the one who is charmed?
GM, can I confirm that 1. Charm potions exist and 2. That I slipped one off of Torcuil during a fight? Is the one who consumes it the one who is charmed?
[1d20 = 3]
>>22523
I have a +23 on sense motive, so I'm going to roll on Ben just because I can
SENSE MOTIVE
>>22523
I have a +23 on sense motive, so I'm going to roll on Ben just because I can
SENSE MOTIVE
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Its to the point where if I sleep now I'll get 5 hrs, so I'm gonna sleep now.
The trolls were am opportunity to creatively and visually murder some shit. Also I was gonna throw weak memes (and maybe some board-specific though not explicit trolling. The party strategized in a waythat was effective neypnd the dice. Victory was assured. At the same time Port Barry was getting jacked, in a way that was unavoidable given the existing securty measures of the vault The only place that might have been safe is the tower treasury.
The method of theft is unknown, but did involve magic.
The party is still well-paid, but the port is broke.
The trolls were am opportunity to creatively and visually murder some shit. Also I was gonna throw weak memes (and maybe some board-specific though not explicit trolling. The party strategized in a waythat was effective neypnd the dice. Victory was assured. At the same time Port Barry was getting jacked, in a way that was unavoidable given the existing securty measures of the vault The only place that might have been safe is the tower treasury.
The method of theft is unknown, but did involve magic.
The party is still well-paid, but the port is broke.
>>22534
GM, if Fae is sent alone after Ponimaru, what is the chance of success? She has Track as a feat and +4 racial modifier on search and listen checks. She eats those kinds of things right?
Also, does her Command work on horses or just Dragonnes and perhaps dragon like creatures?
GM, if Fae is sent alone after Ponimaru, what is the chance of success? She has Track as a feat and +4 racial modifier on search and listen checks. She eats those kinds of things right?
Also, does her Command work on horses or just Dragonnes and perhaps dragon like creatures?
>>22535
Tl;dr https://youtu.be/dYZq_DlRBHQ
The trolls r kill. Ponimaru played a notable job in the death of the trolls and Tracy learns that he can throw 8 kunai per round (she only gets 4!) but his accuracy sucls.
Tl;dr https://youtu.be/dYZq_DlRBHQ
The trolls r kill. Ponimaru played a notable job in the death of the trolls and Tracy learns that he can throw 8 kunai per round (she only gets 4!) but his accuracy sucls.
>gawd
'Night
'Night
>>22540
Tracy was asked to accompany her Flashy on a mission where her skills would be useful. And she agreed. But then she reneged and ignored him. Why? She decided she'd rather go see a certain Stallion. Well she needs to learn her lesson somehow.
Why not? Is murdering possible romantic competitors in front of witnesses not within the Paladin code of conduct or something?
Tracy was asked to accompany her Flashy on a mission where her skills would be useful. And she agreed. But then she reneged and ignored him. Why? She decided she'd rather go see a certain Stallion. Well she needs to learn her lesson somehow.
Why not? Is murdering possible romantic competitors in front of witnesses not within the Paladin code of conduct or something?
>>22543
Why you betray me too Inferius? Can't you see I've been betrayed enough today?
*Sad Trump noises*
Why you betray me too Inferius? Can't you see I've been betrayed enough today?
*Sad Trump noises*
>Fug @_@'
Well, I'm back on my normal schedule, so I'll be around all afternoon with no distractions, giving details to what Torcuil discovered from his investigation as well as what Ponimaru learned about the Trolls and the situation in the forest, and whatever else is in progress/development.
Well, I'm back on my normal schedule, so I'll be around all afternoon with no distractions, giving details to what Torcuil discovered from his investigation as well as what Ponimaru learned about the Trolls and the situation in the forest, and whatever else is in progress/development.
>>22545
Trumpaladin wakes up, still heart broken, tired, and having overshot the time he intended to wake up, and wonders what the actual fuck was his state of mind earlier
"Why you do this shit sober?"
Trumpaladin wakes up, still heart broken, tired, and having overshot the time he intended to wake up, and wonders what the actual fuck was his state of mind earlier
"Why you do this shit sober?"
>>22545
>>22546
Wait, wait, got a question for Ponimaru before leaving the scene
Trumpaladin spends what seems to be an inordinate amount of time giving death glares at Ponimaru, but eventually approaches, not really breaking eye contact as he does this:
"Do not trust the Blue One. However much you want to believe that she is different from the last time she fucked you over, however much you want to tell yourself 'its not the same as it was the last time,' she's the same as she has always ever been. Do not trust her as it will only harm you... I learned this the hard way.
I have one question for you about the trolls, just one: based upon your knowledge and experience with trolls, is the incursion that occurred here out of the ordinary, as if caused by some outside force not formerly present, or is this an ordinary troll attack?"
>>22546
Wait, wait, got a question for Ponimaru before leaving the scene
Trumpaladin spends what seems to be an inordinate amount of time giving death glares at Ponimaru, but eventually approaches, not really breaking eye contact as he does this:
"Do not trust the Blue One. However much you want to believe that she is different from the last time she fucked you over, however much you want to tell yourself 'its not the same as it was the last time,' she's the same as she has always ever been. Do not trust her as it will only harm you... I learned this the hard way.
I have one question for you about the trolls, just one: based upon your knowledge and experience with trolls, is the incursion that occurred here out of the ordinary, as if caused by some outside force not formerly present, or is this an ordinary troll attack?"
I'm going to be at work all day. For the moment, has anything changed since last night?
>>22458
Trolls are all kill and it turned out the better choice was the missing money.
My paper is turned in (late) but I still have other things I need to do
>tfw you want to die but you can't because you haven't done all of your work yet
Trolls are all kill and it turned out the better choice was the missing money.
My paper is turned in (late) but I still have other things I need to do
>tfw you want to die but you can't because you haven't done all of your work yet
>>22553
"that not his fault, you should chastise tracy instead of trying to murder a horse whose only crime is helping us fight the trolls."
"that not his fault, you should chastise tracy instead of trying to murder a horse whose only crime is helping us fight the trolls."
>>22555
"What can be done about Tracy? She's unchastizable. But if she loses Ponimaru, then she'll learn"
"What can be done about Tracy? She's unchastizable. But if she loses Ponimaru, then she'll learn"
>>22563
Go die in a hole
Rmember only quotes when Torc is speaking. He isn't even close to you faggots. But he could, when everyoe rejoins
Go die in a hole
Rmember only quotes when Torc is speaking. He isn't even close to you faggots. But he could, when everyoe rejoins
>>22567
Ponimaru is a horse obtained from Port Barry who Tracy killed when she killed all the horses in the stable. Ponimaru deserved it, but was revived because GM said do. He's supposed to be like a ninja or something, and can do some stealth things. Thez and Ben have been using him mostly as a messenger. Tracy's faggot wants him as a trick pony
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Ponimaru is a horse obtained from Port Barry who Tracy killed when she killed all the horses in the stable. Ponimaru deserved it, but was revived because GM said do. He's supposed to be like a ninja or something, and can do some stealth things. Thez and Ben have been using him mostly as a messenger. Tracy's faggot wants him as a trick pony
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>>22569
My guess is yes, but would that really puss off Tracy's faggot? If he could be scared away or teleported to where Tracy couldn't get him, that would work wells]
My guess is yes, but would that really puss off Tracy's faggot? If he could be scared away or teleported to where Tracy couldn't get him, that would work wells]
>>22573
Now why the hell not? It's a horse. Not a person. And not a horse any of us own.
Now we could swipe items from Tracy instead
Now why the hell not? It's a horse. Not a person. And not a horse any of us own.
Now we could swipe items from Tracy instead
>On way home from work
>Trump's faggot is trying to steal my yandere gig
Oh stop it you. If I can figure out the math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insisted on riding instead of Tracy), you can play a rational human being. Wait until I get done before y'all start acting like idiots.
Anyway, the first thing Tracy would've done upon seeing Ponimaru would be give him brutal, "friendly" Indian sunburns, for running off by himself, and ask him if he's been practicing with his soccer ball.
Also, skin the Trolls and bottle their fluids. Their hides, bones and tissue will make for good upgrades to her spooky armor.
>Trump's faggot is trying to steal my yandere gig
Oh stop it you. If I can figure out the math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insisted on riding instead of Tracy), you can play a rational human being. Wait until I get done before y'all start acting like idiots.
Anyway, the first thing Tracy would've done upon seeing Ponimaru would be give him brutal, "friendly" Indian sunburns, for running off by himself, and ask him if he's been practicing with his soccer ball.
Also, skin the Trolls and bottle their fluids. Their hides, bones and tissue will make for good upgrades to her spooky armor.
>>22581
>I can't be Yandere
Wrong. I can do it better than you can
>being mean to Ponimary
Wrong. Also my thing
>Doing bizarre shit to trolls
Burning them
>Math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insistent on riding instead of Tracy)
It's taken the intervention of Inferius to prevent Trumpaladin from killing Ponimaru (who you insisted on going to see instead of Trumpaladin)
>I can't be Yandere
Wrong. I can do it better than you can
>being mean to Ponimary
Wrong. Also my thing
>Doing bizarre shit to trolls
Burning them
>Math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insistent on riding instead of Tracy)
It's taken the intervention of Inferius to prevent Trumpaladin from killing Ponimaru (who you insisted on going to see instead of Trumpaladin)
>>22583
Trumpaladin came too, so what's the issue?
Also, I really wish we could've had that troll fight in session...
Trumpaladin came too, so what's the issue?
Also, I really wish we could've had that troll fight in session...
>>22585
Because it fucked up the plan! Tracy would have been more useful at the crime scene, which was the real incident, and not the troll fight
Because it fucked up the plan! Tracy would have been more useful at the crime scene, which was the real incident, and not the troll fight
>>22588
NO! Don't be friendly to the fucker
NO! Don't be friendly to the fucker
>>22583
>Burning them
She's a seasoned body-snatcher: she already hauled off the remains earlier; which is when she didn't react when Trumpaladin was attacking Ponimaru.
>>22586
Troll fight sounded like a lot of fun though.. Tracy is a professional troll-slayer, and I wanted to try a Sneak-attack, ride-by, cleaving combo...
Did the trolls drop any inorganic items? Any clubs, tridents or magnets?
>Burning them
She's a seasoned body-snatcher: she already hauled off the remains earlier; which is when she didn't react when Trumpaladin was attacking Ponimaru.
>>22586
Troll fight sounded like a lot of fun though.. Tracy is a professional troll-slayer, and I wanted to try a Sneak-attack, ride-by, cleaving combo...
Did the trolls drop any inorganic items? Any clubs, tridents or magnets?
>>22591
If flashy asks her to accompany her, she says yes. Imagine if he were raped by some mare while she was away?
If flashy asks her to accompany her, she says yes. Imagine if he were raped by some mare while she was away?
>>22592
Tracy became confident in his ability to not get >raped after she, the queen of >Rapists, failed to >rape him (I marked it off of the "Worries" list: it's no longer a concern factor).
Tracy became confident in his ability to not get >raped after she, the queen of >Rapists, failed to >rape him (I marked it off of the "Worries" list: it's no longer a concern factor).
Posts keep disappearing and changing order, is there a bug or something?
>>22603
>running of with
Isn't the group still together atm? Tracy only disappeared momentarily to process the troll parts (while I was at work).
>running of with
Isn't the group still together atm? Tracy only disappeared momentarily to process the troll parts (while I was at work).
Oh shit, g2g. I'll resolve this autism later.
>>22605
Trump and Inferius returned to the Tower, to show off to Adam and Slovenia their work in rescuing the lumber crew (and the lumber) and to ask Ben an Torcuil about the heist. Inferius even interrogated a jew
Trump and Inferius returned to the Tower, to show off to Adam and Slovenia their work in rescuing the lumber crew (and the lumber) and to ask Ben an Torcuil about the heist. Inferius even interrogated a jew
>>22612
we should construct a town hall and appoint sechs mayor. that way when we move to the capital we know port barry is in good hands.
we should construct a town hall and appoint sechs mayor. that way when we move to the capital we know port barry is in good hands.
>>22613
>when we move to the capital
I love that line of thinking, although we could perhaps move the capital of all lands to Port Barry
>>22616
I kind of feel like I said "build a town hall" at some point, and Sechs has got to be some sort of official leader, but sure, we can do that
>>22617
As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want, which is a pretty decent amount
>when we move to the capital
I love that line of thinking, although we could perhaps move the capital of all lands to Port Barry
>>22616
I kind of feel like I said "build a town hall" at some point, and Sechs has got to be some sort of official leader, but sure, we can do that
>>22617
As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want, which is a pretty decent amount
>>22618
>move capital to port barry
i like this idea.
>As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want
that"s a lot.
>move capital to port barry
i like this idea.
>As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want
that"s a lot.
Wait, where are all ofd the characters atm?
I don't have much time for this...
I don't have much time for this...
>>22619
>>22619
It's easy with Port Barry because they are enchanted with us. They do pretty much anything we want just by being asked. Where it will be difficult is when we expand into different cities. A lot of them will probably have civilian populations that feel they are being oppressed and so might respond to having their government overthrown as being liberated. But I don't know. In general, the less direct control we take, the easier it will be to claim we have good intentions
>>22619
It's easy with Port Barry because they are enchanted with us. They do pretty much anything we want just by being asked. Where it will be difficult is when we expand into different cities. A lot of them will probably have civilian populations that feel they are being oppressed and so might respond to having their government overthrown as being liberated. But I don't know. In general, the less direct control we take, the easier it will be to claim we have good intentions
>>22622
>Capital be further inland
Well, here's the thing. I personally believe the ability to move by ship is insanely useful, especially on a map split into multiple continents
>see what territories want autonomy
I'd assume autonomy is the default and most of them want it. I'd rather conquer the Court City, and then see which territories want military protection, or at least trade relations
>Why at the tower
To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia. That, and I assumed Ben and Torcuil were at the tower, but I honestly do not know
\r
>Capital be further inland
Well, here's the thing. I personally believe the ability to move by ship is insanely useful, especially on a map split into multiple continents
>see what territories want autonomy
I'd assume autonomy is the default and most of them want it. I'd rather conquer the Court City, and then see which territories want military protection, or at least trade relations
>Why at the tower
To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia. That, and I assumed Ben and Torcuil were at the tower, but I honestly do not know
\r
>>22624
>the Court City
It's highly likely that the court city may not have the same centralizing function now that the nerd who bullied everyone out of their lunch money is gone. Keep that in mind.
>To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia.
Tracy would've followed back that way then.
>the Court City
It's highly likely that the court city may not have the same centralizing function now that the nerd who bullied everyone out of their lunch money is gone. Keep that in mind.
>To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia.
Tracy would've followed back that way then.
>sighs
Baking, one sec
Baking, one sec
>>22626
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates
>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching
>>22627
I love this idea too
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates
>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching
>>22627
I love this idea too