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>>22626 →
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates
>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching
>>22627 →
I love this idea too
>>22626 →
>Court City would not be as effective
Yeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates
>Tracy would have followed
If she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching
>>22627 →
I love this idea too
>>22642
i think so.
i think so.
>>22642
Wtf do posts keep disappearing?
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Wtf do posts keep disappearing?
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>>22546 →
For the most part, I don't.
>>22547 →
>trolls
"This appears to have been an indigenous raiding party. They were disorganized, and had poor strategy. I doubt that anyone was behind it, though their presence indicates they may have a village somewhere."
>>22585 →
You'll get your chance, though I am sorry it didn't play out.
You guys r silly btw
For the most part, I don't.
>>22547 →
>trolls
"This appears to have been an indigenous raiding party. They were disorganized, and had poor strategy. I doubt that anyone was behind it, though their presence indicates they may have a village somewhere."
>>22585 →
You'll get your chance, though I am sorry it didn't play out.
You guys r silly btw
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>>22647
GM, were those troll hides or troll bones useful at all for Tracy's armor? I want to make masks out of their skulls and/or faces.
GM, were those troll hides or troll bones useful at all for Tracy's armor? I want to make masks out of their skulls and/or faces.
>>22663
Troll hide seems thicker than hydraskin. Anyway, the mask is the cool part. Infernius said he wanted the bones too anyway.
Troll hide seems thicker than hydraskin. Anyway, the mask is the cool part. Infernius said he wanted the bones too anyway.
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>>22682
troll skulls are scarier, and im gonna need to be scary if we are gonna be rezing those pirates.
troll skulls are scarier, and im gonna need to be scary if we are gonna be rezing those pirates.
>>22685
Our reputation will be scary enough. Besides, Minotaurs are threatening. These were weak ass trolls we were facing, but we are strong
>>22686
Take your meds
Our reputation will be scary enough. Besides, Minotaurs are threatening. These were weak ass trolls we were facing, but we are strong
>>22686
Take your meds
>>22689
jej
jej
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>>22702
Nothing will ever happen with Ponimaru (remember, their first meeting had him gutted), and even if, she cray cray. That aside, deleting/editing posts only makes things confusing.
Tracy,... <sigh>
Nothing will ever happen with Ponimaru (remember, their first meeting had him gutted), and even if, she cray cray. That aside, deleting/editing posts only makes things confusing.
Tracy,... <sigh>
>>22703
But he keeps doing his own little side projects when needed to do other things in the group. Last night the tracking skills would have been useful at the bank, but he just had to do ponimaru stuff instead. And this has happened many other times, like during the battle with the tarrasque when he diverted to go after the body of Kefka instead of attacking the dangerous monster in front of us. This was after a like 30 minute conversation on this exact point. He just keeps doing it and if he keeps on doing it it's going to explode for all of us, so I figured it's best to do something now rather than let it be a problem every weekend
But he keeps doing his own little side projects when needed to do other things in the group. Last night the tracking skills would have been useful at the bank, but he just had to do ponimaru stuff instead. And this has happened many other times, like during the battle with the tarrasque when he diverted to go after the body of Kefka instead of attacking the dangerous monster in front of us. This was after a like 30 minute conversation on this exact point. He just keeps doing it and if he keeps on doing it it's going to explode for all of us, so I figured it's best to do something now rather than let it be a problem every weekend
Thez leans over to GM.
"You know, leashes aren't just for kink anymore."
"You know, leashes aren't just for kink anymore."
TBH, I don't care what you guys do to eachother. I do ask that posts not get edited or deleted, but thats a request (not a demand), and as long as the game can/does continue I'm really (REEEEEALY) disinterested in the play-by-play.
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I'm sorry everyone...
"I'nis, are you here? I need to ask you something," Thez says, reaching a conclusion.
>>22710
"Mr Trump,... I'm sorry to bother you, but I sorta need your opinion." Thez asks, her hands clasped behind her back, rocking back and forth almost like she has to pee, except not quite.
"Mr Trump,... I'm sorry to bother you, but I sorta need your opinion." Thez asks, her hands clasped behind her back, rocking back and forth almost like she has to pee, except not quite.
>>22743
he does but chill
he does but chill
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>mfw this could've been a good thread...
>>22758
*Sad but petting paladin noises
And I was really mad at you. Can we just try to get along... Please... please...
*Sad but petting paladin noises
And I was really mad at you. Can we just try to get along... Please... please...
I'm too exhausted to deal with this horseshit tonight...
If GM has something interesting planned, I'll lurk for a bit more to check that out, but otherwise it beat time for me.
If GM has something interesting planned, I'll lurk for a bit more to check that out, but otherwise it beat time for me.
>>22774
Not on mondays. I didn't pick the video for its content, but if you don't realize the irony of the content, I'll fill you in later.
Not on mondays. I didn't pick the video for its content, but if you don't realize the irony of the content, I'll fill you in later.
>>22777
>wasting trips again
PHILY CHEESESTEAKS
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
I can't use rabb.it because no android website
>wasting trips again
PHILY CHEESESTEAKS
GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT
I can't use rabb.it because no android website
>>22778
"Sorry, I broke a rule again,... there's been game-related going off off-board. I'm sorry for that, but I am confident that it was a necessary (and exception to the rule)"
"Sorry, I broke a rule again,... there's been game-related going off off-board. I'm sorry for that, but I am confident that it was a necessary (and exception to the rule)"
>>22781
Uhm,...
Lets just say that Torcuil attempted his consultation, Infernius attempted his,... well,... Thez knows a thing or two about psychology in her own right.
Uhm,...
Lets just say that Torcuil attempted his consultation, Infernius attempted his,... well,... Thez knows a thing or two about psychology in her own right.
For those of a apocryphal bent, Thez just taught the lesson of Saint Magdalene (you WON'T find that one WRITTEN)
>>22790
Magdalene? As in Mary Magdalene? I'm getting (uncharacteristically) biblical here. Mary Magdalene was deserving of the title of "whore" given the bent and disposition of Catholocism, but she was no less (indeed MORE) of a prophet and a disciple of Jesus than ANY of the others, precisely BECAUSE of her application of the feminine attributes/virtues. She had the ability to 'give' them things that no other could/would.
Magdalene? As in Mary Magdalene? I'm getting (uncharacteristically) biblical here. Mary Magdalene was deserving of the title of "whore" given the bent and disposition of Catholocism, but she was no less (indeed MORE) of a prophet and a disciple of Jesus than ANY of the others, precisely BECAUSE of her application of the feminine attributes/virtues. She had the ability to 'give' them things that no other could/would.
Mary Magalene was a priestess of the goddess of love. If one can understand this in the context of her also "being a whore",....
Look, I'm going to state outright; I'm not going to illustrate or describe what has transpired. To do so would both ruin the significance, and destroy the ultimate aim of the exercise. Stuff was said, stuff was done, and things were expressed. I do not explicitly detail for a variety of reasons. What I will say is that Thez has a better understanding of the circumstances around her that she observes, and has done her due diligence in working to improve the situation.
>brain short circuts
Moving on
Moving on
"I love you guys, truly. Some more than others admittedly, and I'nis above all and pre-eminently, but not exclusively. Sorry, but its true."
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>>22800
Torcuil is finishing up his investigation of the scene. In his determination, there were no less than 4 participants to the crime, given the foot-traffic. They were all of slight build (smaller than humans), and were coordinated, in that they largely disguised their movements by stepping in their own footprints. They acted with deliberation and efficiency, and left SCANCE trace of their activity.
Torcuil is finishing up his investigation of the scene. In his determination, there were no less than 4 participants to the crime, given the foot-traffic. They were all of slight build (smaller than humans), and were coordinated, in that they largely disguised their movements by stepping in their own footprints. They acted with deliberation and efficiency, and left SCANCE trace of their activity.
>>22805
Hmmmmm...
Are elves smaller than humans?
It could also be dwarves...
How did they get in the vault?
Hmmmmm...
Are elves smaller than humans?
It could also be dwarves...
How did they get in the vault?
>>22803
"If I didn't love everyone, I wouldn't be the person who you have come to love right? In a lasting sense, you're the one who wears my ring, and I yours. Please don't be distressed in that I felt the correct course of action was to tend to someone else for a moment."
"If I didn't love everyone, I wouldn't be the person who you have come to love right? In a lasting sense, you're the one who wears my ring, and I yours. Please don't be distressed in that I felt the correct course of action was to tend to someone else for a moment."
>>22808
The footprints suggest that they compromised one of the walls, but there is no evidence on/around the wall to show how it was done. The wall is solid and un-marred.
The footprints suggest that they compromised one of the walls, but there is no evidence on/around the wall to show how it was done. The wall is solid and un-marred.
>>22814
"Most species' are smaller than humans. By the size, I am want to think elf, but elves are not known for engaging in this level of strategic nefarity. Wait. Well,... not high elves at least," she says with a sigh.
"Most species' are smaller than humans. By the size, I am want to think elf, but elves are not known for engaging in this level of strategic nefarity. Wait. Well,... not high elves at least," she says with a sigh.
Clearly everyone missed the foreshadowing when GM previously indicated he had read MANY books pertaining to the Drow, the Underdark, etc.
Also, Tracy DID express a desire to get her hands on drow-knockout poison, didn't she?
Also, Tracy DID express a desire to get her hands on drow-knockout poison, didn't she?
Trollestia narrows her eyes and utters, "Dark-elves."
Thez gets an enthusiastic look on her face and asks, "Dark elves?"
>>22820
Lenos leans over and whispers, "Dark-elves"
Thez gets an enthusiastic look on her face and asks, "Dark elves?"
>>22820
Lenos leans over and whispers, "Dark-elves"
Quick rundown - Dark elves are like elves, except with an elf's commitment to organized crime
>>22822
Yes I did! I wanted to go with Tracy and you wanted the trolls, then everything was screwed up when Tracy forced herself onto the trolls, and blah
Yes I did! I wanted to go with Tracy and you wanted the trolls, then everything was screwed up when Tracy forced herself onto the trolls, and blah
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>as though from a cheesy fighting game, GM exclaims
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!!
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>>22825
"I'll make it up to you, I promise," she says, knowing her words will avail little, but cementing the intent to be witnessed by all and delivered upon in time.
"I'll make it up to you, I promise," she says, knowing her words will avail little, but cementing the intent to be witnessed by all and delivered upon in time.
>>22829
I was dedicated to addressing both issues simultaneously. Anyways, the Orcs are defeated and now we must deal with the Dark Eldar
I was dedicated to addressing both issues simultaneously. Anyways, the Orcs are defeated and now we must deal with the Dark Eldar
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So to Tl;dr everything, yes. The party has a new opponent, and one who has their game on tight. Don't expect any favoritism in this one, there's a player in the midst of this. ^_~
>>22833
"It wasn't how you think, but I won't fault you for your melancholy. It wasn't my first choice, but I won't apologize. I did my best." Thez says as Infernius burrows deeper into the earth.
>>22833
"It wasn't how you think, but I won't fault you for your melancholy. It wasn't my first choice, but I won't apologize. I did my best." Thez says as Infernius burrows deeper into the earth.
>>22840
"Inferius... I know you want to bury yourself, but we must first bury our enemies.
Shall we target the Dark Eldar first? Find the source of the Orc Whag? Or shall we go on Crusade against Heretics?"
"Inferius... I know you want to bury yourself, but we must first bury our enemies.
Shall we target the Dark Eldar first? Find the source of the Orc Whag? Or shall we go on Crusade against Heretics?"
>>22843
"They insulted us though by stealing from us. We must murder them. Unless we can conquer other shit more easily first"
>Thanks
"It was sarcasm"
"They insulted us though by stealing from us. We must murder them. Unless we can conquer other shit more easily first"
>Thanks
"It was sarcasm"
Thez perks up for a moment.
"Does this mean spooder? SPOODER!!!"
She's all smiles again, for reasons that may be detailed.
Fun fact, while I know Thanksgiving may be a holiday that anons have requirements, responisbilities, and obligations toward, GM is only working until 10a on wed and has thursday/friday off (in addition to the weekend).
I only just learned this today. So IF players are around in/around the 4-1/2 day weekend, I'm already in development for plot devices and developments.
"Does this mean spooder? SPOODER!!!"
She's all smiles again, for reasons that may be detailed.
Fun fact, while I know Thanksgiving may be a holiday that anons have requirements, responisbilities, and obligations toward, GM is only working until 10a on wed and has thursday/friday off (in addition to the weekend).
I only just learned this today. So IF players are around in/around the 4-1/2 day weekend, I'm already in development for plot devices and developments.
>>22846
I have a city I need to go on a diplomatic mission to.
Saint Nixon opened up trade with Red China... I strive to be like him. Except, you know, do a better job at hiring burglars
I have a city I need to go on a diplomatic mission to.
Saint Nixon opened up trade with Red China... I strive to be like him. Except, you know, do a better job at hiring burglars
Thez, pacing about chants: "Spoo Der! Spoo Der! Spoo Der!"
>>22848
>burglars
Check w/ the fight club
Also, that reminds me. To do with the Trolls, it occurs to me that the party has at its beck and call, a number of civilian forces which were more than sufficient in combatting the adversary (the trolls). Consider FURTHER delegation in the future?
>>22848
>burglars
Check w/ the fight club
Also, that reminds me. To do with the Trolls, it occurs to me that the party has at its beck and call, a number of civilian forces which were more than sufficient in combatting the adversary (the trolls). Consider FURTHER delegation in the future?
>>22846
I can't be around. But if everyone else can just have Torc fall into a coma
>>22849
"I don't want to know what she is going about. I'm just gonna head back to the tower, later guys."
Torc then turns to Trollestia
"Thanks for the help. I appriciate it."
Then he walks bakk to the tower
I'm heading out. See you guys tomorrow
I can't be around. But if everyone else can just have Torc fall into a coma
>>22849
"I don't want to know what she is going about. I'm just gonna head back to the tower, later guys."
Torc then turns to Trollestia
"Thanks for the help. I appriciate it."
Then he walks bakk to the tower
I'm heading out. See you guys tomorrow
Thez tells everyone "Remember, even if it isn't about Love (which is a subjective concept/experience in its own), its equally about "Not-hate". Please be well, until next time," she smiles warmly and sincerely.
>>22855
>Until next time
Oh No you Don't! I have more questions
Also, come to think of it, Nixon didn't know jack-shit about how to run a monetary policy. Gonna have to borrow from Saint Reagan for that
>Until next time
Oh No you Don't! I have more questions
Also, come to think of it, Nixon didn't know jack-shit about how to run a monetary policy. Gonna have to borrow from Saint Reagan for that
>>22860
GO TO SEE SECHS
Unless Thez knows.
She probably doesn't though
"What do you know about the Court City? Would it be in a state of anarchy now that Kefka is gone?"
GO TO SEE SECHS
Unless Thez knows.
She probably doesn't though
"What do you know about the Court City? Would it be in a state of anarchy now that Kefka is gone?"
>>22861
"Hard to say, the court city is said to be filled with Kefka's most favorable adherents, though that is no doubt to do with the threat of death that hung over everyone's head. They might be most receptive."
"Hard to say, the court city is said to be filled with Kefka's most favorable adherents, though that is no doubt to do with the threat of death that hung over everyone's head. They might be most receptive."
That from sechs
>>22857
Thez squats down next to Infernius, deliberately (but glancingly) showing her lady-parts (there's a subtle message there). She runs her hand through his mohawk, even though he's not feeling it.
"You,... I couldn't have asked that of anyone else. Thats one of the reasons I love you. When you're ready to come out, I'll be here," and she sets up a simple tent JUST on the edge of Infernius' hole.
Thez squats down next to Infernius, deliberately (but glancingly) showing her lady-parts (there's a subtle message there). She runs her hand through his mohawk, even though he's not feeling it.
"You,... I couldn't have asked that of anyone else. Thats one of the reasons I love you. When you're ready to come out, I'll be here," and she sets up a simple tent JUST on the edge of Infernius' hole.
>>22867
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
>>22870
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
>>22873
Excellent
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
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Excellent
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
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I'll think about i(recent posts. For now, GM is snore
>>22877
No more than Jesus was, was he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
No more than Jesus was, was he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
I'm going to have to deal with a whole lot of horseshit crashing down on me in meatspace for the indeterminate future.. so please don't feel offended if I don't play as hard...
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
>>22882
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Tend to meatspace anon, I've got a 4-1/2 day weekend coming up, and I am planning on using every bit of it to orchestrate, illustrate, and develop in.
>>22884
>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
>>22884
>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
P.S. Legends of escaping the world (re: the Terrasque, etc.) were just silly rumors and stories. In truth, Plane Shift is all that was ever necessary, its just that no players previously had made that connection.
>>22886
I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
>>22887
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
Previously, I alluded to the defeat of the Terrasque as potentially opening a gate or doorway to other dimensions as a plot device to give players an apparent 'ultimate' goal, while omitting the fact that players/characters have always possessed the ability to go wherever and do whatever (I gotta keep SOME things to chance and character development!). So while I had said "If you beat the Terrasque, you may be able to go 'home' (in reference to the "you died to get here" story-element)", that was literally a dangled carrot to lead the donkey to the next adventure.
>>22891
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
>>22892
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
>>22888
>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
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>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
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>>22888
>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
I'll just build a new secret underground lair, somehow.. A cool place for all the Ebil player characters to hang out and store their skulls and trophies.
>>22890
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*
>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first
>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*
>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first
>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
>>22881
Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
>>22901
For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
>>22906
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.
>>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.
>>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
>>22881
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
Idk wtf happened last night to make Infernius bury himself in a hole, but I guess it's better not to pry.
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
>>22911
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
>>22912
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
>>22913
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
If a creature's ability says it's used "at will" does that imply it's ability is a free action?
Some of these monsters are spooky...
Some of these monsters are spooky...
>>22916
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
>>22918
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
>Torcuil is gonna have to coma for a while
GM, how can I make this happen?
GM, how can I make this happen?
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
>>22927
shit man that's terrible.
shit man that's terrible.
>>22907
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
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GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
top fucking jej
>>22942
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups
>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups
>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
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>>22943
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
>>22940
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
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>>23002
>bazaar
Did somebody say bazaar? I love bazaars. Even though they're always run by Arabs, still good, honest people to trade with.
>bazaar
Did somebody say bazaar? I love bazaars. Even though they're always run by Arabs, still good, honest people to trade with.
>>230023
"Saaay, you like to collect dead things don't you? You wouldn't happen to have Kefka's wing would you?"
"Saaay, you like to collect dead things don't you? You wouldn't happen to have Kefka's wing would you?"
>>23010
Just what the fuck has been the point of the last three years of my life? I think I'm stuck now
Just what the fuck has been the point of the last three years of my life? I think I'm stuck now
>>23008
Yeah, but why make my own shit when I can buy it and have GM come up wihh the ideas.
Plus, I can't think of something to make
Yeah, but why make my own shit when I can buy it and have GM come up wihh the ideas.
Plus, I can't think of something to make
>>23009
*looks almost giddy at the chance to show off her collection*
*whispers, ushering Thez off to the side* "Yep, I even dried them out in the dark to preserve their color. Would you like to see them?"
I'm glad I mentioned her pitting it in the bag, before the dungeon was kill.
*looks almost giddy at the chance to show off her collection*
*whispers, ushering Thez off to the side* "Yep, I even dried them out in the dark to preserve their color. Would you like to see them?"
I'm glad I mentioned her pitting it in the bag, before the dungeon was kill.
>>23017
"Only enough to keep them from rotting; the rigidity is pretty much the same. You have to dran the blood out of these things if you don't want them to get all stiff and eaten by worms."
"Only enough to keep them from rotting; the rigidity is pretty much the same. You have to dran the blood out of these things if you don't want them to get all stiff and eaten by worms."
>>23017
"I don't think so. What've you got that accentuates killin'. Or helps in protectin'. Preferably I'd like to see any new acquisitions since the re-opening of trade"
"I don't think so. What've you got that accentuates killin'. Or helps in protectin'. Preferably I'd like to see any new acquisitions since the re-opening of trade"
>>23021
Those are wondrous items with extremely high costs and extremely high buffs. You don't just ask "can you have it done by Tuesday"
Those are wondrous items with extremely high costs and extremely high buffs. You don't just ask "can you have it done by Tuesday"
>>23024
Any spells or enchantments that Tracy might need in her crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
Any spells or enchantments that Tracy might need in her crafting.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mask_of_the_Skull
>>23026
"Impress me. I've seen a lot of shit over the past few months, so that won't be easy. We have more money than God, so it'll be worth your while"
"Impress me. I've seen a lot of shit over the past few months, so that won't be easy. We have more money than God, so it'll be worth your while"
>a few days
Those weren't that important to me. Tracy is going shopping next.
>>23030
I will find a way.
Those weren't that important to me. Tracy is going shopping next.
>>23030
I will find a way.
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>a bald man approaches
Wait
Wait
>>23046
Ohhhhh, so now you reach your limit for evil
No. Kill Starlight [REDACTED], then you can use her skull as a death mask
Ohhhhh, so now you reach your limit for evil
No. Kill Starlight [REDACTED], then you can use her skull as a death mask
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If I get more ranks in Gather Information, can I find better wares around town?
>>23068
Could be worse. Could make you go all the way across the fucking country before telling you to fuck off
Could be worse. Could make you go all the way across the fucking country before telling you to fuck off
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Can't lose your dignity if you didn't have any to begin with.
-Torcuil
-Torcuil
Well, Torcuil finds a vendor with a robe of pockets n pockets.
Its a robe with limitless pockets. Everywhere. There are even pockets inside of the pockets, but the pockets are all pocket-size
Its a robe with limitless pockets. Everywhere. There are even pockets inside of the pockets, but the pockets are all pocket-size
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>>23079
The rest of us can be at times though..
Yeah. This game has been pretty consistently fun. I love it.
The rest of us can be at times though..
Yeah. This game has been pretty consistently fun. I love it.
Tracy discovers a wand of sneezes, guaranteed to upset your oppponent at the worst time.
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>>23088
What the hell do you store in pocket sized pockets?
We aren't talking pockets that can store and infinite amount of items.
We are talking pockets all over the robe.
What the hell do you store in pocket sized pockets?
We aren't talking pockets that can store and infinite amount of items.
We are talking pockets all over the robe.
>>23092
GM!!!! Korak said something about a "tropical island where I found her. Beautiful place." Is there a market for Tourism? Can I do some investigations?
GM!!!! Korak said something about a "tropical island where I found her. Beautiful place." Is there a market for Tourism? Can I do some investigations?
>>23102
During the festivities after Korak arrived when he was talking to Trump and Tracy, he started talking about Slovenia. He said "I found her on this tropical Island. Beautiful place. Even more beautiful mare" something like that. It just screams out to me as a potential resort destination in a world with wealthy people no existing international trade.
I think I know an NPC who might know something about that place...
Actually, I think I know quiet a few
During the festivities after Korak arrived when he was talking to Trump and Tracy, he started talking about Slovenia. He said "I found her on this tropical Island. Beautiful place. Even more beautiful mare" something like that. It just screams out to me as a potential resort destination in a world with wealthy people no existing international trade.
I think I know an NPC who might know something about that place...
Actually, I think I know quiet a few
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>>23125
Maybe if there's an army of aryannes we can each get one. I mean, there's an army of Taylor Swifts in one dimension...
You have plane shift
Maybe if there's an army of aryannes we can each get one. I mean, there's an army of Taylor Swifts in one dimension...
You have plane shift
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>>23140
"Does the friendly neighborhood body snatcher have Kefka's head? I don't need it yet, but I'll need it soon"
"Does the friendly neighborhood body snatcher have Kefka's head? I don't need it yet, but I'll need it soon"
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>>23147
"Well, you've gone through plenty of effort dealing with my stupidity. Consider this a thank you."
"Well, you've gone through plenty of effort dealing with my stupidity. Consider this a thank you."
>>23148
Thez ate the face., you were there for that, there was a 'moment' wrt Thez eating faces.
"It was delicious, at the moment
Thez ate the face., you were there for that, there was a 'moment' wrt Thez eating faces.
"It was delicious, at the moment
>>23152
Ah, I remember now.
>it was delicious
What kind of clown make-up was he wearing? I'd take it he could afford the fancy stuff.
Ah, I remember now.
>it was delicious
What kind of clown make-up was he wearing? I'd take it he could afford the fancy stuff.
>>23152
"Did you think, for a moment, that maybe faces are useful for the process of identifying human beings? Like if we said "we killed Kefka" and someone said "bullshit," maybe having his face around to prove that we have his severed head might be off use?"
"Did you think, for a moment, that maybe faces are useful for the process of identifying human beings? Like if we said "we killed Kefka" and someone said "bullshit," maybe having his face around to prove that we have his severed head might be off use?"
>>23154
All enemies faces belong to Thez. She never even once demanded anything else.
We'll just have to figure it out without the face.
All enemies faces belong to Thez. She never even once demanded anything else.
We'll just have to figure it out without the face.
>>23160
Yeah, but Tracy's in the dark, spooky, ebil side of town.
Do you have anything else to say to her?
Yeah, but Tracy's in the dark, spooky, ebil side of town.
Do you have anything else to say to her?
>>23161
Can I have the wand?
I feel like this question is supposed to shame me into a particular response...
Can I have the wand?
I feel like this question is supposed to shame me into a particular response...
>>23150
After this statement, Torc feels a blunt pain in his stomach. Not unlike getting hit with a baseball bat. He falls over in pain.
"Help me" He wheezes out.
No he is not dying. I'm going with a sudden coma caused by a chaos magic flux
After this statement, Torc feels a blunt pain in his stomach. Not unlike getting hit with a baseball bat. He falls over in pain.
"Help me" He wheezes out.
No he is not dying. I'm going with a sudden coma caused by a chaos magic flux
Tracy returns to the tower to work diligently on that ring and cloak.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
>>23161
>>23163
>>23162
>>23165
Let me think...
I don't think there's anything she wants me to apologize for
I don't think she want's me to small talk like "how was your day" or "how are you feeling"
I don't think she expects a proposal or be made mount at this weird time and place
She doesn't care if I say I love her
She doesn't want to be asked for sex
She doesn't want to go on a date
I don't think there's any information she thinks I have that she wants
I don't think she wants me to help her in her crafting, since I don't think she thinks I can help
I would ask her to accompany me to Spinitar of the Court City as a spy, but she'd say "no," and that can wait anyways
I would ask her for a cloak or a ring, but she'd say "hahaha no"
Like I'm legitimately at a loss for what she wants me to ask.
>>23163
>>23162
>>23165
Let me think...
I don't think there's anything she wants me to apologize for
I don't think she want's me to small talk like "how was your day" or "how are you feeling"
I don't think she expects a proposal or be made mount at this weird time and place
She doesn't care if I say I love her
She doesn't want to be asked for sex
She doesn't want to go on a date
I don't think there's any information she thinks I have that she wants
I don't think she wants me to help her in her crafting, since I don't think she thinks I can help
I would ask her to accompany me to Spinitar of the Court City as a spy, but she'd say "no," and that can wait anyways
I would ask her for a cloak or a ring, but she'd say "hahaha no"
Like I'm legitimately at a loss for what she wants me to ask.
>>23164
>GM is kill
Okay then, continuing
Torc looks like he is having a seziure, but stops after a minute. He is still alive and breathing, but he does not respond to any stimultion.
Good night guys, and Happy Thanksgiving for my fellow Americans.
I'll be back Sunday night to fuck up everyone's plans and flowcharts
>GM is kill
Okay then, continuing
Torc looks like he is having a seziure, but stops after a minute. He is still alive and breathing, but he does not respond to any stimultion.
Good night guys, and Happy Thanksgiving for my fellow Americans.
I'll be back Sunday night to fuck up everyone's plans and flowcharts
>>23167
I should be asleep, but holy shit it's the exact opposite of literally everything you just said.
I should be asleep, but holy shit it's the exact opposite of literally everything you just said.
Also Thez starts doodling on Torcuil's face.
>>23174
this
She wants all of the things you just said she didn't want (to a mathematic level). Her faggot just doesn't do a very good job expressing it.
this
She wants all of the things you just said she didn't want (to a mathematic level). Her faggot just doesn't do a very good job expressing it.
>>23181
I misinterpreted the question.
GM said she doesn't get Cauchemar stats. I assume her transformed state is closer to a regular Nightmare's stats.
I misinterpreted the question.
GM said she doesn't get Cauchemar stats. I assume her transformed state is closer to a regular Nightmare's stats.
>>23184
Well, she'd get +8 Hit Die, +10 AC, and +4 strength in that form as a Paladin's mount, which would be like a 50% in health if using player stats, and about a 40% increase in armor.
Depending upon her current base attack level and Hit Die, she'd probably also see a reasonably substantial increase in her base attack bonus
Well, she'd get +8 Hit Die, +10 AC, and +4 strength in that form as a Paladin's mount, which would be like a 50% in health if using player stats, and about a 40% increase in armor.
Depending upon her current base attack level and Hit Die, she'd probably also see a reasonably substantial increase in her base attack bonus
The listing for a paladin's mount refer to the creature being substantially better than a 'normal' hoers or mount, alluding to how a paladin's mount is exceptional even for its species.
Tracy is already plenty exceptional
Tracy is already plenty exceptional
>>23190
That's not what the text says. The text says
>Paladin’s Mount Basics: Use the base statistics for a creature of the mount’s kind, but make changes to take into account the attributes and characteristics summarized on the table and described below.
>Bonus HD: Extra eight-sided (d8) Hit Dice, each of which gains a Constitution modifier, as normal. Extra Hit Dice improve the mount’s base attack and base save bonuses. A special mount’s base attack bonus is equal to that of a cleric of a level equal to the mount’s HD. A mount has good Fortitude and Reflex saves (treat it as a character whose level equals the animal’s HD). The mount gains additional skill points or feats for bonus HD as normal for advancing a monster’s Hit Dice.
>Natural Armor Adj.: The number on the table is an improvement to the mount’s existing natural armor bonus.
>Str Adj.: Add this figure to the mount’s Strength score.
That's not what the text says. The text says
>Paladin’s Mount Basics: Use the base statistics for a creature of the mount’s kind, but make changes to take into account the attributes and characteristics summarized on the table and described below.
>Bonus HD: Extra eight-sided (d8) Hit Dice, each of which gains a Constitution modifier, as normal. Extra Hit Dice improve the mount’s base attack and base save bonuses. A special mount’s base attack bonus is equal to that of a cleric of a level equal to the mount’s HD. A mount has good Fortitude and Reflex saves (treat it as a character whose level equals the animal’s HD). The mount gains additional skill points or feats for bonus HD as normal for advancing a monster’s Hit Dice.
>Natural Armor Adj.: The number on the table is an improvement to the mount’s existing natural armor bonus.
>Str Adj.: Add this figure to the mount’s Strength score.
>>23191
Yes, but you're talking about a 16HD character, who already has a plethora of skills, attributes, and both standard and non-standard buffs. Its a little late to expect me to go 100% by the book.
Yes, but you're talking about a 16HD character, who already has a plethora of skills, attributes, and both standard and non-standard buffs. Its a little late to expect me to go 100% by the book.
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>>23192
Just make the difference between being a mount and not being a mount pretty clearly large so I have some bargaining power
Just make the difference between being a mount and not being a mount pretty clearly large so I have some bargaining power
Also, for the record, could we at some point establish the traits of ponies as a formal race? Tracy isn't exactly an iconic example of a normal pony (being borderline semi-anthro), but there may be more characters who want to play as ponies.
In stature, they seem similar to halflings; although they also have several item-usage limitations, and a non-humanoid build. I've been looking at traits of halflings, horses, and even centaurs trying to figure out a decent conjecture of their racial traits, but I'm not really experienced in designing races.
In stature, they seem similar to halflings; although they also have several item-usage limitations, and a non-humanoid build. I've been looking at traits of halflings, horses, and even centaurs trying to figure out a decent conjecture of their racial traits, but I'm not really experienced in designing races.
>>23198
>Light Warhorse
Can I just go with the regular Warhorse stats, and reverse the Int and Wis? She's not going to be doing any Assassinations in that form.
>Light Warhorse
Can I just go with the regular Warhorse stats, and reverse the Int and Wis? She's not going to be doing any Assassinations in that form.
>>23199
I'm not seeing a 'regular' warhorse listed, I have "Light" and "Heavy". I also have "Warpony".
I'm not seeing a 'regular' warhorse listed, I have "Light" and "Heavy". I also have "Warpony".
>>23196
Just let me play a regular Cauchemar,
while she's mounted, and shirk class skills during that period.
Just let me play a regular Cauchemar,
while she's mounted, and shirk class skills during that period.
>>23207
This was your most compelling argument, however I'm unconvinced. Tracy is already a walking haxxor ball of murder who catches fire from time to time so I'm really not seeing the immediate necessity desu, but I'll look into it as something that can be progressed toward.
This was your most compelling argument, however I'm unconvinced. Tracy is already a walking haxxor ball of murder who catches fire from time to time so I'm really not seeing the immediate necessity desu, but I'll look into it as something that can be progressed toward.
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>>23210
AllI want is to end this damned constant cold war between myself and Tracy's faggot. This has thus far proved impossible, because I don't have anything to give him that he wants, so there's no real benefit to coopoeration over competition. All he wants is to add on buffs, spells, ranks, and other things onto his character like M.A. Larson adding wings onto Twilight. But almost nothing else interests him.
Paladin's Mount is the biggest set of wings he could put on that character. While remaining entirely within D&D canon. It gives buffs worth more than several classes. Even if it were nerfed and half of the powers were taken away, it would still be worth more than several magical items. But all of this would go to him if I gave it to him. That is to say if I want to. And if we follow the actual requirements of the class, it would allow me to exercise some degree of control through "Call Mount" and "Empathic Link." Even with those nerfed to a degree it's useful. And all of the benefits can be taken away, at least I think, by "releasing the mount from service." I would finally have the necessary carrot for cooperation.
AllI want is to end this damned constant cold war between myself and Tracy's faggot. This has thus far proved impossible, because I don't have anything to give him that he wants, so there's no real benefit to coopoeration over competition. All he wants is to add on buffs, spells, ranks, and other things onto his character like M.A. Larson adding wings onto Twilight. But almost nothing else interests him.
Paladin's Mount is the biggest set of wings he could put on that character. While remaining entirely within D&D canon. It gives buffs worth more than several classes. Even if it were nerfed and half of the powers were taken away, it would still be worth more than several magical items. But all of this would go to him if I gave it to him. That is to say if I want to. And if we follow the actual requirements of the class, it would allow me to exercise some degree of control through "Call Mount" and "Empathic Link." Even with those nerfed to a degree it's useful. And all of the benefits can be taken away, at least I think, by "releasing the mount from service." I would finally have the necessary carrot for cooperation.
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>>23214
NPC Cauchemar has 15 hit die. Just let her be in full NPC Cauchemar form, but only while being ridden, then treat that as the Mount's dice increase instead.
It would make for an insane Cavalry charge, during boss fights with a whole army of NPCs to push through.
NPC Cauchemar has 15 hit die. Just let her be in full NPC Cauchemar form, but only while being ridden, then treat that as the Mount's dice increase instead.
It would make for an insane Cavalry charge, during boss fights with a whole army of NPCs to push through.
>>23215
>Cauchemar only when mounted
And that is a perfect story-inclusive, customized explnation as to why and how. Alright, now I'm convinced.
>Cauchemar only when mounted
And that is a perfect story-inclusive, customized explnation as to why and how. Alright, now I'm convinced.
>>23215
>>23216
Well... If we say that she's a nightmare but with mount buffs, then she'd be superior in several regards to a cauchemar, most clearly in AC and having the benefit of improved evasion like that ring you wanted. But she'd be much weaker in strength and a few other regards.
I think it would be more balanced because it would allow her to maintain the buffs while not being ridden - like when we have many enemies and it makes it easier to split up after different targets - but neither would she be extremely strong when both are together attacking an extremely strong antagonist, like a player character (cough, leader of the drow, cough) or a dragon, or a tarrasque
>>23216
Just give me Call Mount with reasonable limits
>>23216
Well... If we say that she's a nightmare but with mount buffs, then she'd be superior in several regards to a cauchemar, most clearly in AC and having the benefit of improved evasion like that ring you wanted. But she'd be much weaker in strength and a few other regards.
I think it would be more balanced because it would allow her to maintain the buffs while not being ridden - like when we have many enemies and it makes it easier to split up after different targets - but neither would she be extremely strong when both are together attacking an extremely strong antagonist, like a player character (cough, leader of the drow, cough) or a dragon, or a tarrasque
>>23216
Just give me Call Mount with reasonable limits
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>>23217
Every other buff but Call Mount seems more reasonable, imo: that one works because the Mount resides in the Celestial plane. She'd have to literally teleport for you to summon her any time. I have absolutely no problem with that though.
*teleports behind you*
Every other buff but Call Mount seems more reasonable, imo: that one works because the Mount resides in the Celestial plane. She'd have to literally teleport for you to summon her any time. I have absolutely no problem with that though.
*teleports behind you*
>>23217
It's good that way. In that form, she can't really use most of her rogue skills, use a bow, dual wield, or perform effective sneak attacks anyway; due to her build. It's really best for intense fights with large targets or multiple enemies, or just quickly bulldozing her way out of trouble to flee when stealth fails.
It's good that way. In that form, she can't really use most of her rogue skills, use a bow, dual wield, or perform effective sneak attacks anyway; due to her build. It's really best for intense fights with large targets or multiple enemies, or just quickly bulldozing her way out of trouble to flee when stealth fails.
>>23223
I actually had a different use of the trips in mind
>>23221
Which is good this way? Cauchmare when riddent or Paladin's Mount Nightmare any time in Nightmare form?
I think Tracy should have Command Powers even in pony form, since, well, she'd still be an equine.
>>23219
You wanted her to be an extra planar entity...
I actually had a different use of the trips in mind
>>23221
Which is good this way? Cauchmare when riddent or Paladin's Mount Nightmare any time in Nightmare form?
I think Tracy should have Command Powers even in pony form, since, well, she'd still be an equine.
>>23219
You wanted her to be an extra planar entity...
>>23224
The way I interpret it, is by becoming a paladin's mount, she gains the command and summon-able powers, and she only transforms (Full Cauchemar, with the flaming and smoke n shit) when ridden
The way I interpret it, is by becoming a paladin's mount, she gains the command and summon-able powers, and she only transforms (Full Cauchemar, with the flaming and smoke n shit) when ridden
>>23226
That works. So long as Tracy's faggot is fine fighting like a rogue when being ridden is unnecessary
That works. So long as Tracy's faggot is fine fighting like a rogue when being ridden is unnecessary
>>23224
My point was for her only to be able to fully transform in while being ridden.
Her incomplete transformation, as to my knowledge, has a limited number of rounds per day, has nerfed stats, and causes intense fatigue and starvation afterwards.
My point was for her only to be able to fully transform in while being ridden.
Her incomplete transformation, as to my knowledge, has a limited number of rounds per day, has nerfed stats, and causes intense fatigue and starvation afterwards.
"Can I use coma-Torcuil as a weapon? Kind of like how Jackie Chan fights with a ladder?"
"I mean I can always throw him in the entertron if I break him,...."
Thez picks up Torcuil and slings him over her shoulder. <whoooof>
By the way, the bazaar is still going on.
By the way, the bazaar is still going on.
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>>23234
Tracy continues walking deeper and deeper into the depths of the bazaar, looking for the spookiest and edgiest merchandise to match her tastes.
What's it look like?
Tracy continues walking deeper and deeper into the depths of the bazaar, looking for the spookiest and edgiest merchandise to match her tastes.
What's it look like?
>>23237
The puts on her hood to avoid attracting unwanted attention, and checks out some of the stands and shopkeeps.
The puts on her hood to avoid attracting unwanted attention, and checks out some of the stands and shopkeeps.
>>23244
Well fuck that then. This city is an obvious entrepôt location, so go to the place that most likely would benefit from that fact. I guess the bizarre then?
Note to arrange for weapons imports
Well fuck that then. This city is an obvious entrepôt location, so go to the place that most likely would benefit from that fact. I guess the bizarre then?
Note to arrange for weapons imports
>>23249
After searching high and low through the tables and displays, Trump comes up with nothing. Everything here is not to his satisfaction, is lacking in some way, or is generally not a good idea.
"Wait! Habibi! I found something you might like!!" the bald fellow (think Maz Jobrani) calls to Trump as he shows his disgust openly.
"Is FULL plate, not like plate you have! You have FIELD plate, this FULL plate. It have level 17 spell resistence too!"
After searching high and low through the tables and displays, Trump comes up with nothing. Everything here is not to his satisfaction, is lacking in some way, or is generally not a good idea.
"Wait! Habibi! I found something you might like!!" the bald fellow (think Maz Jobrani) calls to Trump as he shows his disgust openly.
"Is FULL plate, not like plate you have! You have FIELD plate, this FULL plate. It have level 17 spell resistence too!"
>>23178
>upboated
>upboated
>>23254
Can the Bazaar be treated like a pantry? That is to say, you don't find anything you want, lower standards and repeat?
Can the Bazaar be treated like a pantry? That is to say, you don't find anything you want, lower standards and repeat?
>>23259
I... Don't remember that
Why wasn't I corrected when I said he was wearing full plate
Takes the full plate! Offers Jew gold or whatever is necessary to make it so
I... Don't remember that
Why wasn't I corrected when I said he was wearing full plate
Takes the full plate! Offers Jew gold or whatever is necessary to make it so
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>Tracy and Trumpaladin, although both thoroughly exploring the same location for a period of perhaps an hour, never meet each other
>>23268
This, desu.
It should go to developing the Port and raising the standard of living of its residents.
This, desu.
It should go to developing the Port and raising the standard of living of its residents.
>>23268
The gems are off limit for some reason, Ben is out of money now, so what it left? It's a procurement for the public defense anyways. That benefits them
The gems are off limit for some reason, Ben is out of money now, so what it left? It's a procurement for the public defense anyways. That benefits them
>>23270
What about the treasure that was uncovered the day the Ant Queen was defeated? The treasury was full.
What about the treasure that was uncovered the day the Ant Queen was defeated? The treasury was full.
I said earlier that Tracy left it in the dungeon for Thez to pick-up, after I heard her say "Don't you DARE spend them!"... Did Thez pick it up before the dungeon was kill?
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>>23283
we would need mages and since torc is down for the time being it would probbbaly cost us a bit, i was thinking a giant force field that keeps out monsters and kikes.
>pic related except us and the towns folk can move through it.
we would need mages and since torc is down for the time being it would probbbaly cost us a bit, i was thinking a giant force field that keeps out monsters and kikes.
>pic related except us and the towns folk can move through it.
>>23286
Hmmm...
Any Idea how it could be accomplished? For maximum effectiveness it would need to keep out even the sneaky little things like drow
Hmmm...
Any Idea how it could be accomplished? For maximum effectiveness it would need to keep out even the sneaky little things like drow
>>23286
>except us and the towns folk
Too complicated. Everyone would need some kind of item to let them pass through the fence. Also, Port Barry is a port: new people and ships come and go every day.
>except us and the towns folk
Too complicated. Everyone would need some kind of item to let them pass through the fence. Also, Port Barry is a port: new people and ships come and go every day.
>>23288
>Magic item
Like a passport or ID? It's not an unoriginal concept
>new people come and go
Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely, or make the force field not extend to the harbor area
>Magic item
Like a passport or ID? It's not an unoriginal concept
>new people come and go
Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely, or make the force field not extend to the harbor area
>>23289
>Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely
Drow are elves. Korak is a dwarf. That's not necessarily going to help anyone.
>Let humans elves and dwarves pass freely
Drow are elves. Korak is a dwarf. That's not necessarily going to help anyone.
>>23293
>an insignificant
A lot of port barry's residents are sailor's or fishermen though. Parties interested in entering the port could do so by stealing said items from the sailors while they're traveling.
>an insignificant
A lot of port barry's residents are sailor's or fishermen though. Parties interested in entering the port could do so by stealing said items from the sailors while they're traveling.
>>23300
>Photo ID
That would require border agents to check every individual as they go in and out though...
>leave items like gems alone
It matters how fucked-up the dungeon is...
>Photo ID
That would require border agents to check every individual as they go in and out though...
>leave items like gems alone
It matters how fucked-up the dungeon is...
>>23298
>>23290
>>23284
>>23285
>>23281
Well, that entire conversation and everything was retconned when the timeline was reset. That scene had depicted the entire group together. But instead, the timeline reset with Trumpaladin being away at that point. So Tracy never hears "don't you dare spend them," doesn't place the gems in the dungeon, and the gems remain either in the treasure holding area or the bag
>>23302
Have you never gone through an airport in a foreign country? Have you never gone through an airport in this country after 2005? This is normal
>>23290
>>23284
>>23285
>>23281
Well, that entire conversation and everything was retconned when the timeline was reset. That scene had depicted the entire group together. But instead, the timeline reset with Trumpaladin being away at that point. So Tracy never hears "don't you dare spend them," doesn't place the gems in the dungeon, and the gems remain either in the treasure holding area or the bag
>>23302
Have you never gone through an airport in a foreign country? Have you never gone through an airport in this country after 2005? This is normal
>>23303
Let alone an Assassin class enemy. Or an Epic Infiltrator.
>This is normal
I guess so\\, but idk how medieval fishermen would like having to go through customs every time they commute from work/home.
This doesn't even touch on the possibility of Teleportation.
Let alone an Assassin class enemy. Or an Epic Infiltrator.
>This is normal
I guess so\\, but idk how medieval fishermen would like having to go through customs every time they commute from work/home.
This doesn't even touch on the possibility of Teleportation.
>>23306
>teleportation
Hence the magic field
>assassins
If that's the only people who can get in then I'd say we're pretty secure
>teleportation
Hence the magic field
>assassins
If that's the only people who can get in then I'd say we're pretty secure
>>23307
Yeah, but then every sailor/fisherman in the Port would have to do that every day.
There's also the Disguise Self and Control Shape spells.
Yeah, but then every sailor/fisherman in the Port would have to do that every day.
There's also the Disguise Self and Control Shape spells.
>>23317
I thought it'd be safe until Thez came to take it back. I was wrong.
I had anticipated something terrible to happen to the tower.
I thought it'd be safe until Thez came to take it back. I was wrong.
I had anticipated something terrible to happen to the tower.
>>23317
>>23319
Maybe
I'm saying that the conversation itself was retconned, so the gems were never moved. I'm also saying that if they were in the dungeon, they are inorganic and tasteless so the Tarasque would not have eaten them. They are also tiny and insanely hard, so they are unlikely to have been destroyed when it went through.
But if the gems are gone, we may have to sell Tracy and all of her stuff so we have money
>>23319
Why the actual fuck did you not just say that instead of "because I can and want to?"
>>23319
Maybe
I'm saying that the conversation itself was retconned, so the gems were never moved. I'm also saying that if they were in the dungeon, they are inorganic and tasteless so the Tarasque would not have eaten them. They are also tiny and insanely hard, so they are unlikely to have been destroyed when it went through.
But if the gems are gone, we may have to sell Tracy and all of her stuff so we have money
>>23319
Why the actual fuck did you not just say that instead of "because I can and want to?"
>>23326
They were Thez's gift to the party, and if you thought they were Thez's you should have given them to Thez. Not placed them in your hiding hole without telling Thez
They were Thez's gift to the party, and if you thought they were Thez's you should have given them to Thez. Not placed them in your hiding hole without telling Thez
>>23327
I did say so. I moved them back into the dungeon shortly after I dumped them in the treasury, because I heard Thez say not to spend them.
I did say so. I moved them back into the dungeon shortly after I dumped them in the treasury, because I heard Thez say not to spend them.
>>23328
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. You moved them to your hiding hole and out of the treasury. And you never told Thez
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. You moved them to your hiding hole and out of the treasury. And you never told Thez
>>23329
I could've sworn I had Tracy tell her,
shortly after she returned.
Did Thez ever take her Staff back btw? If not, it's still in the quiver.
I could've sworn I had Tracy tell her,
shortly after she returned.
Did Thez ever take her Staff back btw? If not, it's still in the quiver.
GM, is every room in the Dungeon kill, or does it just have a big tunnel driven through it?
>>23340
There were no animals to swallow whole
Also, I think the tarasque would have started in the dungeon, so it would have been tiny
There were no animals to swallow whole
Also, I think the tarasque would have started in the dungeon, so it would have been tiny
I wish we had the chance to fight those Trolls... I was going to paralyze one and tie it to a tree with barbed wire so Tracy could keep cutting off its head and limbs, to farm troll bones.
>>23343
Look, I know you don't like me because of some autistic game involving post numbers or whatever your reason is, but you need to stop acting on spite in the game. It always ends up hurting Inferius, which pisses him off, and then Torcuil sees the three of us arguing, which pisses him off, and then GM sees the four of us arguing and he is pissed off that he has to deal with our autistic drama. Stop keeping secrets in game to spite other characters for things their players do outside of game. If you have complaints about site moderation, or whatever your issue with me is, take it to the /qa/ board.
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Look, I know you don't like me because of some autistic game involving post numbers or whatever your reason is, but you need to stop acting on spite in the game. It always ends up hurting Inferius, which pisses him off, and then Torcuil sees the three of us arguing, which pisses him off, and then GM sees the four of us arguing and he is pissed off that he has to deal with our autistic drama. Stop keeping secrets in game to spite other characters for things their players do outside of game. If you have complaints about site moderation, or whatever your issue with me is, take it to the /qa/ board.
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>when I should be going home, but my room is still occupied by my brother and sister in law, and my parents will ask me if I've heard back from the last two interviews
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I made a meme.
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>>23345
Ponimaru said a troll village probably exists. I think I'll lead an NPC party to go exterminate them
Ponimaru said a troll village probably exists. I think I'll lead an NPC party to go exterminate them
>>23336
The soil has been so rearranged that everthing that is still 'there' is impossible to locate.
The soil has been so rearranged that everthing that is still 'there' is impossible to locate.
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>>23356
Idk. I will slaughter trolls, brutally and irrationally cruelly, if they attack, but otherwise I just find them fun to keep around (i find them funny, and cute in a way). I wouldn't just go there just to genocide them, because then there'd be no more trolls, and I'd feel sad.
Trolls are some of my favorite field monsters, in more ways than one.
Idk. I will slaughter trolls, brutally and irrationally cruelly, if they attack, but otherwise I just find them fun to keep around (i find them funny, and cute in a way). I wouldn't just go there just to genocide them, because then there'd be no more trolls, and I'd feel sad.
Trolls are some of my favorite field monsters, in more ways than one.
>>23360
Could it ever be rebuilt into a new hideout? It's basically just gone back to being a cave, right?
Could it ever be rebuilt into a new hideout? It's basically just gone back to being a cave, right?
>>23360
The placing of the gems was retconned. The gem thing was in response to something Thez said which was in response to something Trumpakadin said. But then when I said "Trumpaladin definitely spends the night with slovenia" the whole intervening set of character interactions got wiped away
The placing of the gems was retconned. The gem thing was in response to something Thez said which was in response to something Trumpakadin said. But then when I said "Trumpaladin definitely spends the night with slovenia" the whole intervening set of character interactions got wiped away
>>23371
Too much work.
Better just to ignore the one cave they're already breeding in, and let them think their under the radar.
Too much work.
Better just to ignore the one cave they're already breeding in, and let them think their under the radar.
>>23371
>>23370
>>23366
No. Stop. He already saved the Tarrasque from extinction, and I don't think we've benefited from it. Stop trying to make sure this universe is full of more evil enemies than it needs to be. A single troll village that threatens the town logging industry and hikers is destroyed? I promise you, there are more trolls and other always chaotic evil races further away from the people we are trying to protect, if the preservation of evil creatures is what most interests you
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>>23370
>>23366
No. Stop. He already saved the Tarrasque from extinction, and I don't think we've benefited from it. Stop trying to make sure this universe is full of more evil enemies than it needs to be. A single troll village that threatens the town logging industry and hikers is destroyed? I promise you, there are more trolls and other always chaotic evil races further away from the people we are trying to protect, if the preservation of evil creatures is what most interests you
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>>23372
We can't even collect wood without having trolls try to eat the loggers. No. Fuck that. We need wood
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We can't even collect wood without having trolls try to eat the loggers. No. Fuck that. We need wood
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>>23375
There's always shit to fight
There's always shit to fight
You said the cloak and the ring would take a few days? Would they be ready by next session?
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>>23379
Thank you. Hmmm. For one, characters are supposed to only be able to work on one item at a time (to completion) . Additionally, aside from post bazaar, Tracy hasn't put much time into either.
Thank you. Hmmm. For one, characters are supposed to only be able to work on one item at a time (to completion) . Additionally, aside from post bazaar, Tracy hasn't put much time into either.
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GM, does Slovenia want to start work on the trebuchets immediately, or is she interested in going into town for food first? Also, does she need help?
>>23410
Thez emerges with Torcuil, now mummified, and padded in some areas. "Is something happening?"
Thez emerges with Torcuil, now mummified, and padded in some areas. "Is something happening?"
>>23407
"I myself haven't eaten, and I missed ramen earlier when we had to help rescue the loggers. I see you've been pretty busy as well. I'm rather impressed with the model you made. You're going to have to tell me all about it. Would you like to have dinner with me, perhaps in town?" Smiles
"I myself haven't eaten, and I missed ramen earlier when we had to help rescue the loggers. I see you've been pretty busy as well. I'm rather impressed with the model you made. You're going to have to tell me all about it. Would you like to have dinner with me, perhaps in town?" Smiles
>>23411
"I've been meaning to get a peak at that city past the cliff. I thought it'd be better to go under the cover of dark."
"I've been meaning to get a peak at that city past the cliff. I thought it'd be better to go under the cover of dark."
>>23424
THez squees a little. "You guys go on without me, I'll catch up quick, but I wanna try something!"
THez squees a little. "You guys go on without me, I'll catch up quick, but I wanna try something!"
>>23418
"I'm very glad to see you appreciate the engineering as much as I do. There's something about the terror and the power of the sling and shot that feels geninuneky.,. Glorious, when its let go. I can see already you'll do an excellent job of harnessing that power in all its beauty in the full scale models.
Might you be interested in going to my own restaurant in town, the Trump Grill. We have a wide variety of food options. Yes I know we have the kitchen here, but after all you've been through, and all you've accomplished, you deserve something a little more.. Special. Please, let's go, and tell me all about your plans"
"I'm very glad to see you appreciate the engineering as much as I do. There's something about the terror and the power of the sling and shot that feels geninuneky.,. Glorious, when its let go. I can see already you'll do an excellent job of harnessing that power in all its beauty in the full scale models.
Might you be interested in going to my own restaurant in town, the Trump Grill. We have a wide variety of food options. Yes I know we have the kitchen here, but after all you've been through, and all you've accomplished, you deserve something a little more.. Special. Please, let's go, and tell me all about your plans"
Alright, so they both go into the forest.
Let's start with a he basic Spot Search and Listen checks to scan the area for SJWs and jibberniggers.
Let's start with a he basic Spot Search and Listen checks to scan the area for SJWs and jibberniggers.
>>23432
Tracy doesn't want delays yet. Is there any hope of moving by him while towing a large, clumsy technicolor bull?
Tracy doesn't want delays yet. Is there any hope of moving by him while towing a large, clumsy technicolor bull?
>>23434
"Hey, fyi. One of those green things you mentioned earlier is up ahead. He hasn't seen us yet, but it'll be inconvenient if he does. Try not to be so loud and let me do my thing. Just walk several spaces behind me, quietly, and we'll follow him back to his nest or whatever."
Tracy can get finicky when it comes to her stalking...
"Hey, fyi. One of those green things you mentioned earlier is up ahead. He hasn't seen us yet, but it'll be inconvenient if he does. Try not to be so loud and let me do my thing. Just walk several spaces behind me, quietly, and we'll follow him back to his nest or whatever."
Tracy can get finicky when it comes to her stalking...
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>>23437
Tracy, with utmost stealth, furtively stalks the orc back towards whereverthefuck it's going, checking the surrounding area every so often, and signalling to Infernius to come a few steps closer in increments whenever she's determined the coast is clear.
This'll take a while..
Tracy, with utmost stealth, furtively stalks the orc back towards whereverthefuck it's going, checking the surrounding area every so often, and signalling to Infernius to come a few steps closer in increments whenever she's determined the coast is clear.
This'll take a while..
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>>23439
~OOOOOOrrr.. we could ignore him and silently move away from him and past him...
Actually, Tracy moves a bit closer to Listen to what he's focused on.
>>23439
~OOOOOOrrr.. we could ignore him and silently move away from him and past him...
Actually, Tracy moves a bit closer to Listen to what he's focused on.
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>>23441
Its in a completely different language, "Hibbity hooblah" is all she can make out.
>>23441
Its in a completely different language, "Hibbity hooblah" is all she can make out.
Praise Epona
>>23446
Thez peeks her head out of a shadow, and flashes hand-signals that somehow convey "But, muh beatings."
Thez peeks her head out of a shadow, and flashes hand-signals that somehow convey "But, muh beatings."
>>23447
>has almost gotten used to Thez's shenanigans, but still jumps a bit
"One isn't enough to share. Let's find the pack first."
>has almost gotten used to Thez's shenanigans, but still jumps a bit
"One isn't enough to share. Let's find the pack first."
>>23439
"By no means! You look fantastic, as graceful as the grove I plucked you from this morning. Now, let us waste no more time. Let's go.
I'm assuming you're a vegetarian?"
Trumpajadin walks with Slovebua to the Trump Grill
"By no means! You look fantastic, as graceful as the grove I plucked you from this morning. Now, let us waste no more time. Let's go.
I'm assuming you're a vegetarian?"
Trumpajadin walks with Slovebua to the Trump Grill
How thick is the forest? Is the City far off?
*advances forward; still on the look-out for SJWs*
*advances forward; still on the look-out for SJWs*
The orc finally gathers enough wood and makes its way purposefully. Before long, it comes across
>>23450
"You assume wrong. Rigorous labor requires protein and lots of it."
>>23449
You haven't EVEN seen her shenanigens yet! She lost her spells, so her skills will be much more 'in play'.
>>23451
She doesn't seem to comprehend, but waves it off and sinks back into the shadow.
>>23450
"You assume wrong. Rigorous labor requires protein and lots of it."
>>23449
You haven't EVEN seen her shenanigens yet! She lost her spells, so her skills will be much more 'in play'.
>>23451
She doesn't seem to comprehend, but waves it off and sinks back into the shadow.
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>>23453
The city is more to the west of your current location. Not terribly far, but a good enough distance that it can't be seen. Also, the forest thickens as you follow the orc.
It comes across an area with dangled ropes and ladders. It loads the wood onto a platform, and then ascends a ladder. The platform raises upward as he ascends.
The city is more to the west of your current location. Not terribly far, but a good enough distance that it can't be seen. Also, the forest thickens as you follow the orc.
It comes across an area with dangled ropes and ladders. It loads the wood onto a platform, and then ascends a ladder. The platform raises upward as he ascends.
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>>23456
Spot and Listen checks to sense how many creatures in the vincinity
Search check to get a feel of the top of the platform
"Hmmm.. That's something.."
*signals Infernius to come forward a few paces*
>>23456
Spot and Listen checks to sense how many creatures in the vincinity
Search check to get a feel of the top of the platform
"Hmmm.. That's something.."
*signals Infernius to come forward a few paces*
>>23454
Trumpaladin gets an evil grin on his face
"Perfect. We've got the best meat selections. Just the best. Our angus steak is divine. You'll also love our Taco Bowls"
Trumpaladin realizes, to his horror, that Port Barry does not have a proper Barbeque shop
\r
Trumpaladin gets an evil grin on his face
"Perfect. We've got the best meat selections. Just the best. Our angus steak is divine. You'll also love our Taco Bowls"
Trumpaladin realizes, to his horror, that Port Barry does not have a proper Barbeque shop
\r
>>23457
I think you misunderstand. The platform is a sort of dumb-waiter, and continues ascending as the orc makes its way up. The tree the orc is climbing appears to have a large permanent platform further up, which the dumb-waiter is leading toward (and attached to).
I think you misunderstand. The platform is a sort of dumb-waiter, and continues ascending as the orc makes its way up. The tree the orc is climbing appears to have a large permanent platform further up, which the dumb-waiter is leading toward (and attached to).
*contemplates burning-down tree to speed things up*
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Bored. Posting Orc memes.
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>liking the memes even though they probably crashed his shit
Except that these orcs are SJW-types and not mussies, its perfect
Except that these orcs are SJW-types and not mussies, its perfect
>>23472
Thez appears from a pile of leaves nearby. "Civilize them? Hmmm. I don't know that they can be civilized, but they might make for good manual labor," she says before fwoofing back into the pile of leaves.
Thez appears from a pile of leaves nearby. "Civilize them? Hmmm. I don't know that they can be civilized, but they might make for good manual labor," she says before fwoofing back into the pile of leaves.
*Tracy's irritation grows*
"So? I found the greens. What comes next? Do you want to get their attention, or should we keep moving?"
"So? I found the greens. What comes next? Do you want to get their attention, or should we keep moving?"
>>23471
Trumpaladin and Slovenia arrive at the Trump Grill, where she sees the walls and ceilings are elegant and fancy, but not in such a way that it feels oppressive, like it's forcing you to be equally fancy. One wall looks like it's been hastily repaired though
He orders drinks... what exactly does she want? Trumpaladin gets diet coke.
>>23477
>>23475
I will knock some freaking sense into you when I see you
Trumpaladin and Slovenia arrive at the Trump Grill, where she sees the walls and ceilings are elegant and fancy, but not in such a way that it feels oppressive, like it's forcing you to be equally fancy. One wall looks like it's been hastily repaired though
He orders drinks... what exactly does she want? Trumpaladin gets diet coke.
>>23477
>>23475
I will knock some freaking sense into you when I see you
>>23486
*irritated scowl intensifies*
"If I find him on my way, then sure."
Tracy continues further West, intent on investigating the city before dawn.
*irritated scowl intensifies*
"If I find him on my way, then sure."
Tracy continues further West, intent on investigating the city before dawn.
>>23485
Tracy heads off toward the cannon-lined city. She approaches from a different side than the cannons are pointed at, and there is a large gate at the perimeter.
>>23486
Thez pokes her head out of another, completely different hiding place.
"You want to capture him? Are you sure that's a good idea? Are you sure its a 'him'?"
Tracy heads off toward the cannon-lined city. She approaches from a different side than the cannons are pointed at, and there is a large gate at the perimeter.
>>23486
Thez pokes her head out of another, completely different hiding place.
"You want to capture him? Are you sure that's a good idea? Are you sure its a 'him'?"
>>23484
*Trumpaladin wonders to himself "the fuck is a Julep," but makes damn sure the waiter fulfill the order*
"Thank you... sort of like the Trebuchets. I am confident you could bring the same if you were to create the furnishings for some of our other buildings. I want to ask you, what exactly is it you wished to accomplish in your second life, your chance to do it again. You wish to be a master carpenter?"
*Trumpaladin wonders to himself "the fuck is a Julep," but makes damn sure the waiter fulfill the order*
"Thank you... sort of like the Trebuchets. I am confident you could bring the same if you were to create the furnishings for some of our other buildings. I want to ask you, what exactly is it you wished to accomplish in your second life, your chance to do it again. You wish to be a master carpenter?"
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>>23488
Tracy approaches the gate in stealth.
Search and Spot checks to examine gate and sense for guards.
>>23488
Tracy approaches the gate in stealth.
Search and Spot checks to examine gate and sense for guards.
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>When you really want to yell at another character, but you can't because your characters are miles away
>>23489
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_julep
"I hadn't really thought of that. When I first found myself here, I never really had a chance to stop and think. I've spent all my time responding to the circumstances as they came and doing my best not to flip out. What I want,... thats an interesting question."
>>23491
Light peeks out from the door, but the area is otherwise unilluminated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_julep
"I hadn't really thought of that. When I first found myself here, I never really had a chance to stop and think. I've spent all my time responding to the circumstances as they came and doing my best not to flip out. What I want,... thats an interesting question."
>>23491
Light peeks out from the door, but the area is otherwise unilluminated.
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>>23493
Unilluminated, as in no activity, or unilluminated as in Tracy can't see anything past 60 ft?
Tracy approaches closer, walking up to the gate, still stealthing for comfort.
>>23493
Unilluminated, as in no activity, or unilluminated as in Tracy can't see anything past 60 ft?
Tracy approaches closer, walking up to the gate, still stealthing for comfort.
>>23493
>alcohol
I like Trollestia's teatotalling better. But it's a Southern Drink, so that's good
"I felt the same. I wasn't really sure of my purpose here at first. I just wondered around and ran from a certain particular danger. It was when a citizen of this town looked at me, and thanked me - us rather - for killing an oppressor, and asked us to protect them... That was the momement, the precise purpose, that I knew what I was to do. I was to resume my role as protector of nations, same as I tried to fill in my previous life.
You, well I know you've had it difficult so far. I can understand if you are overwhelmed by all of it. Take your time, and feel no pressure."
Time to order food?
>alcohol
I like Trollestia's teatotalling better. But it's a Southern Drink, so that's good
"I felt the same. I wasn't really sure of my purpose here at first. I just wondered around and ran from a certain particular danger. It was when a citizen of this town looked at me, and thanked me - us rather - for killing an oppressor, and asked us to protect them... That was the momement, the precise purpose, that I knew what I was to do. I was to resume my role as protector of nations, same as I tried to fill in my previous life.
You, well I know you've had it difficult so far. I can understand if you are overwhelmed by all of it. Take your time, and feel no pressure."
Time to order food?
>>23507
Now you're getting it. Assassin spells aren't quite spells in the conventional sense, they're more the character thinking "Fug, I'd better be extra quiet" or "Oh fuck, I hope they don't see me" or "I must not miss!", etc.
>>23508
He would have of course, I was just allowing Trump to be gentlemanly.
"I'm glad you asked. Rare. Blue-rare, if they'll allow it!"
Now you're getting it. Assassin spells aren't quite spells in the conventional sense, they're more the character thinking "Fug, I'd better be extra quiet" or "Oh fuck, I hope they don't see me" or "I must not miss!", etc.
>>23508
He would have of course, I was just allowing Trump to be gentlemanly.
"I'm glad you asked. Rare. Blue-rare, if they'll allow it!"
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>>23511
>Undercooked
Fucking heresy
"But of course!"
Order on steak is placed as Blue-rare
Sense motive on what she finds most interesting now
>>23510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0
>>23511
>Undercooked
Fucking heresy
"But of course!"
Order on steak is placed as Blue-rare
Sense motive on what she finds most interesting now
>>23510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0
>>23517
That's why you should take their leader out first, and not agitate them so that they all come at you in a group.
That's why you should take their leader out first, and not agitate them so that they all come at you in a group.
>tfw want to shitpost from bed, but caan't find phone
As Infernius climbs the rope-ladder, he hears a powerful voice rise above the rest:
"Hibbity. Hibbiy and HOOBLAH! Hooblah hibbity, hibbity hooblah! Hibbity hibbity hibbity hibbity. Hibbity hooblah. Hooblah hibbity hooblah, hibbity hibbity hooblah." A silence descends on the orcs.
"Hibbity hooblah?" says a meek voice.
"HOOBLAH!" responds the forceful voice.
"Hibbity. Hibbiy and HOOBLAH! Hooblah hibbity, hibbity hooblah! Hibbity hibbity hibbity hibbity. Hibbity hooblah. Hooblah hibbity hooblah, hibbity hibbity hooblah." A silence descends on the orcs.
"Hibbity hooblah?" says a meek voice.
"HOOBLAH!" responds the forceful voice.
Baking btw
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*Trumpaladin thinks to himself, "well, that's a little weird, but still a hell of a lot less weird than the last girl. And so long as she doesn't try to pin me to a wall this will be a definite improvement"*