Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22566"torc knows hold person."
>>22577So does Bill Clinton, would you be opposed to us cutting his balls off?
>On way home from work
>Trump's faggot is trying to steal my yandere gig
Oh stop it you. If I can figure out the math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insisted on riding instead of Tracy), you can play a rational human being. Wait until I get done before y'all start acting like idiots.
Anyway, the first thing Tracy would've done upon seeing Ponimaru would be give him brutal, "friendly" Indian sunburns, for running off by himself, and ask him if he's been practicing with his soccer ball.
Also, skin the Trolls and bottle their fluids. Their hides, bones and tissue will make for good upgrades to her spooky armor.
>>22581>I can't be YandereWrong. I can do it better than you can
>being mean to PonimaryWrong. Also my thing
>Doing bizarre shit to trollsBurning them
>Math to stop her from killing Fae (who you insistent on riding instead of Tracy)It's taken the intervention of Inferius to prevent Trumpaladin from killing Ponimaru (who you insisted on going to see instead of Trumpaladin)
>>22581>>22582You need to go investigate the crime scene, mrs. "spot check"
>>22583Trumpaladin came too, so what's the issue?
Also, I really wish we could've had that troll fight in session...
>>22585Because it fucked up the plan! Tracy would have been more useful at the crime scene, which was the real incident, and not the troll fight
>>22579yea but bill is a rapist ponimaru is not.
>>22587I think Torcuil taking Ponimaru as a sort of pet or assistant would be a neat idea
>>22588
NO! Don't be friendly to the fucker
>>22583>Burning themShe's a seasoned body-snatcher: she already hauled off the remains earlier; which is when she didn't react when Trumpaladin was attacking Ponimaru.
>>22586Troll fight sounded like a lot of fun though.. Tracy is a professional troll-slayer, and I wanted to try a Sneak-attack, ride-by, cleaving combo...
Did the trolls drop any inorganic items? Any clubs, tridents or magnets?
>>22591If flashy asks her to accompany her, she says yes. Imagine if he were raped by some mare while she was away?
>>22592Tracy became confident in his ability to not get >raped after she, the queen of >Rapists, failed to >rape him (I marked it off of the "Worries" list: it's no longer a concern factor).
Posts keep disappearing and changing order, is there a bug or something?
>>22543>>22542the only reason i did that is because murder is wrong AND illegal...
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>>22601Y those posts though? I don't see any wrongthink there.
>>22602hes jealous of you running of with ponimaru.
>>22603>running of withIsn't the group still together atm? Tracy only disappeared momentarily to process the troll parts (while I was at work).
Oh shit, g2g. I'll resolve this autism later.
>>22604that seems terrible.
>>22605im at bens with torc i dunno where you are.
>>22605Trump and Inferius returned to the Tower, to show off to Adam and Slovenia their work in rescuing the lumber crew (and the lumber) and to ask Ben an Torcuil about the heist. Inferius even interrogated a jew
>>22608ben and torc where in the tower?
>>22610where is port barrys money kept?
>>22611It was never explicitly stated, but I got the impression it was in Ben's building
>>22612we should construct a town hall and appoint sechs mayor. that way when we move to the capital we know port barry is in good hands.
>>22612yea that was the impression i got too.
>>22613That hasn't happened already?
>>22615not technically i don't think.
>>22615>>22613how much autonomy do we want port barry to have?
>>22613>when we move to the capitalI love that line of thinking, although we could perhaps move the capital of all lands to Port Barry
>>22616I kind of feel like I said "build a town hall" at some point, and Sechs has got to be some sort of official leader, but sure, we can do that
>>22617As much as we can give it while it still does everything we want, which is a pretty decent amount
Wait, where are all ofd the characters atm?
I don't have much time for this...
>>22618>>22619Idk, shouldn't a capital of a country be further inland, normally? It'd be better to check out surrounding areas first, and then see what territories want their own autonomy, unless the plan is to just conquer everyone.
>>22621What's he doing at the tower?
>>22619>>22619It's easy with Port Barry because they are enchanted with us. They do pretty much anything we want just by being asked. Where it will be difficult is when we expand into different cities. A lot of them will probably have civilian populations that feel they are being oppressed and so might respond to having their government overthrown as being liberated. But I don't know. In general, the less direct control we take, the easier it will be to claim we have good intentions
>>22622>Capital be further inlandWell, here's the thing. I personally believe the ability to move by ship is insanely useful, especially on a map split into multiple continents
>see what territories want autonomyI'd assume autonomy is the default and most of them want it. I'd rather conquer the Court City, and then see which territories want military protection, or at least trade relations
>Why at the towerTo tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia. That, and I assumed Ben and Torcuil were at the tower, but I honestly do not know
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>>22624>the Court CityIt's highly likely that the court city may not have the same centralizing function now that the nerd who bullied everyone out of their lunch money is gone. Keep that in mind.
>To tell Adam we retrieved his men and to give wood to Slovenia.Tracy would've followed back that way then.
>>22626>Court City would not be as effectiveYeah, I think it wouldn't be either. But look at it this way. The court city used to control the entire planet. If just ten percent of the cities still want a suzerain, then that means if we take the court city, then we have the court city, those two cities, and a Casus Belli to conquer whoever is attacking the cities we take as protectorates
>Tracy would have followedIf she's being cooperative, then Trumpaladin would have cut it short with Adam, and then taken her to the Crime scene since she's obviously the best character to look for clues and he doesn't have to fuck Slovenia to get back at her for ditching
>>22627I love this idea too