Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit
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>>22216Nah..>*poof*Tracy reappears in the center of the room bearing a tray of soft-serve icecream cones
(that she totally didn't intend to eat all herself)"Can we all just calm the fuck down?!" she says, not doing a good job of hiding her annoyance
>>22216>>22215>>22214>>22213guys i have a confession im yak lees player, this started out as a troll char but then i actually started having fun so can i stay?
>>22217*takes Ice cream cone and starts licking*
>>22218Duh. I mean, "whatever do you mean?"
>>22218Only if you help us defeat the Globalists
>>22222OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>22218I knew it.Yeah, sure. Why not? Good character.
>>22222Checked.
>>22220>>22221>>22222>>22223>>22224>>22225Awesome.so i heard i have some splaing to do.
>>22226>splaingIdk. What did you have to say?
>>22227i was never the trap. i was counter trolled.
>>22228You're saying the faggot was only pretending to be you?
>>22227For this speech, Trumpaladin picks up the pony, and holds her like a baby
>>22232So why did you give up on Yak Lee?
Or never mind that. Want to kill shit with us?
>>22233>>22234*He lightly and lovingly kisses her on the cheek*
Guess who's back
Back again...
>>22236sad alex is back tell a friend.
>>22235honestly i thought you guys would kill him.
>>22238Aww... Well you're welcome to come and play more often
Try to start fewer fights though. We are damned good at doing that on our own >>22238Probably, but anyone can be fixed. There's the Entertron, Infernius and Torcuil can both Resurrection, there's plenty of ways of putting ppl back together.
>>22240can you make him an npc? i really liked that character.
Did I miss anything but shitposts?
>>22235[happy pony noises]
>>22242Hw wasn't that bad, desu. Part of how Tracy reacted, aside from yandere stuff, was because ponies and Yaks don't normally get along well.
>>22244Aww... I thought she was going to defend her husband...
>>22243Not really
>>22242You could probably make him your player character now if you prefer him
>>22245>she was going to defend her husband…That was exactly what it was.
She just also happens to be a race-realist.
>>22246how does she feel about mlp minotuars?
>>22246I've been doing race-realism with Infernals this whole time and no one seems to get it
>>22247She got used to Infernius.
Tracy hates everything, so she's not normally discriminatory, unless something bugs her in particular.
>>22249How does she feel about Paladins?
>>22249"we friends now!"
[ecstatic Minotaur noises]
>>22242You want me to make Sad Alex into a recurring character, who you take control of from time to time, is that what you are asking?
>>22251"You're not taking my pony"
>>22250She barely knows what a paladin is. She just thinks it's Trumpaldin's hobby or something, although she get's secretly annoyed if she believes it's getting in the way of their relationship at times.
>>22252i like alex more than lee so i want to play alex, what im asking is will you make yak lee an npc i dont want to control him but i kinda dont want him to be left behind either.
>>22256>Trumpaladin;s purpose in life is a "hobby"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>22258"Oh... Yes, why yes we are"
Trumpaladin is cradling Tracy at the moment, he can't hug
>>22259She is a pony. How do you expect her to understand that stuff?
*hugs*
>>22261She's hugging Trumpaladin; she's humming peacefully.
>>22260>>22259Torc gets sick of this feely touchy ass bullshit and resumes working.
"Hey, how are we going to be transporting the trebuchets? Its important for my designs?"
>>22262*Rocks her, almost like a child*
>>22263"Pulled by mules or horses, would be my guess"
>>22264>paying attention to outside stimulus*sad paladin stops rocking*
>>22266That's pretty obvious and Trumpaladin is smart enough to know this, he just gets irrational and emotional at moments
>>22265>>22265"So, pulling teams? And some ship based weaponry?"
>>22267[sad distracted pony noises]
>>22268Like a child being possessive of a large stuffed animal
>>22270yea and remember i made you admiral of the gestapo ship.
>>22270>>22273"We also have the galleon now. But yes, pulling teams, and if you can make ship based weaponry - or a frigate, that is good too
>>22269I saw that!
>>22271He wants her to be focused on his actions. If she's not, that means he's not good enough to keep her focused*continues rocking, and looks back down at pony*
>>22273"Oh yeah, thanks again"
Alright, Torc begins two designs. One for ships, and another for pulling teams.
I'm sad because I won't have wifi on my pc for about a month, so I can't actually make blueprints and OC memes >>22275Aw fug, sorry about that, m8.
[1d20 = 13]>>22276Using sense motive, Trumpaladin tries to get a sense of what the little pony wants and thinks
>>22278>>22275Build frigates
>>22279place and order for lumber and timber and steel
>>22279>>22278K, will do
>>22280I'll need that
>>22277Thx m8, but it's what I get for using a ~5 year old pc
*nuzzles pony, putting his nose up to hers*
>>22280*spoken to inferius only after a minute or so pause*
"Yeah... I can help with something that big"
>>22283*touches nose-to-nose and blushes*
>>22281>>22280"I'm sorry, if you wouldn't mind"
*leaves room with Tracy*
>>22284Break out your graphing calculator
*carries little pony into another room, still cradling her*
"Little pony, you are not used to being needed, are you?"
>>22285"Nah, I don't mind."
>>22285I'm breakin out mine for trebuchets and ballistas.
I need a life
>>22285>>22286Kek. I'm sorry but we're doing this. The better be sober and well rested*He has Tracy in his lap, and positions her facing him and looking into his eyes, as he looks back. He' s careful to be sure that she is not over his crotch, but on his legs*
"Little pony, I know you want me... for some reason. I feel like you may have never understood exactly what I need from you. Because whether you understand it or not, and whether I am to be your husband or child's father or not,
I need you"
>>22257Sure, Thez will be happy to whup the shit out of him. Fight Club is always on, so there'll be plenty of ways for him to develop both statistically and in character.
>>22290"little pony, you come from a culture that values friendship, right? Being a part of a team? Tradition? And the Cutie Mark - the idea that each invidual can benefit everyone by living up to their best individual potential?"
I'll be done in about 30 minutes, then I'll be here for the duration
>>22292I hope I'll be done with Tracy by then
>>22294"But you are not used to playing as a part of a team, are you?"
>>22295"..It's not a foreign concept to me.. I've been on group adventures before. I was was even on a sports team...." *trails off*
"All that has come to pass though... along with the glorious faggots I used to be able to tolerate.. Nothing lasts forever, I guess.."
>>22296*grabs her and forces her towards him in a tight hug*
\r
>>22296>>22297"Then I guess we have that in common. What do you think of these faggots?"
>>22298".... I could get used to them.."
>>22299>>22300*cries lightly, and grabs her back tightly*
"Could you get used to me?"
>>22301"... but Flashy, I'm already used to you, aren't I?" *cheerful wink*
>>22302*the wink is not responded to. He looks at her seriously*
"Little pony, we've organized more or less a team here that can act as a cohesive whole. We all have our different talents and abilities, and we are all able to bring those abilities to use to help in our common goal.
That common goal is to fight off the forces of evil and impose a new order over as large an area as possible. We have slightly different understandings of "evil," exactly how we shall "impose," and we definitely have different ideas about what new order we want to bring about, but we are able to agree enough to focus our energies together.
Little pony, you are usually off on your own. But don't you see that with your energies, you could be our spy, our infiltrator, perhaps if necessary, our assassin? Be our rogue. Be my rogue"
>>22289great! i have to go for the night unluckily. feel free to take control of alex if you need to.
>>22306I love having you around!
>>22308Trumpaladin reaches into his pocket and produces a coin, something like pic related - either a Mecury dime from Earth he acquired at some point, or a coin commissioned in Port Barry. What is important is that the prop has a Fasces symbol on it prominently displayed. He shows it to Tracy
"Tracy, each, individually, we are weak, unable to channel our talents to great use, or to meaning. But all united together, especially under a powerful leader, or different talents accentuate each other. United, we become
one mighty faggot. In that, we obtain purpose, and can accomplish great things.
You say you were on a team before? Embrace this team, and you can feel the power and the glory"
>>22309*accepts coin and looks at it*
"Oh-Okay.. I think.."
>>22311>>22312>>22310"Little pony...
That's not the only team you're needed on. Do you truly want to be a mother or a wife?"
>>2216714 is a +2 modifier (+1 for every 2 points above 10)
>>22169It can actually, she only has to cover the front
>>22168Yes, when active
>>22170Yours is 37 all things considered
>>22174Yeah, combatants engaged in a grapple gt -4 on their armor class
>>22190You forget, its Ryuk who's attacking
>>22214Yeeah. I've got a lined writing pad, a graphing lines pad, a whiteboard, a roll of butcher paper (permanent notes), and a scientific calculator
<cont> [Read more] >>22314"..A-absolutely! I never wanted anything else in my life.."