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Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.21610
Carrying on with the ongoing RP Game, since the last bread got extra-stale (GM really should get a bread-box). Characters are in development and progress, with a variety of tasks and agendas. Nothing is trying to eat anyone for the moment, so there's no pressure to GET IN, but who am I kidding? Stuff is always more or less happening.
Come on in, the water's fine.
No homo, can't forget that bit

903 replies and 64 files omitted.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22419
22421
>>22418
Unicorn can track
U7NQF
?
No.22420
>>22418
"They have Trollestia. She's a damned fine tracker. We need to split our resources to be effective. I will need your tracking skills"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22421
22422 22425
>>22419
Unicorn has no Track feat.
And I demand that mudponies have at least some aspect of abilities to make them on par with unicorns
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22422
22423
>>22421
She found Slovenia. Besides, they know where this is, and Orcs will go right up to Inferius. They don't need heavy tracking. The other group, MIGHT. Wait to hear what it is
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22423
>>22422
>trolls
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22424
I'll wait for GM's response before the characters go anywhere.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22425
22426 22427
>>22421
>not wanting to go with your waifu
This is why Tracy hasn't been proposed to
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22426
>>22425
*cough* this.*cough*
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22427
>>22425
This. Pretty much perfectly explains it.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22428
22429 22431
>>22379
Sorry, it was business
"I had all the gold, the jewels, the priceless art pieces sealed in a vault! I went to make a deposit and the vault was empty! I don't know how this could have happened! My lock is impenetrable!" Ben says
>>22382
He's also not that fluent in common

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22429
>>22428
"If only we had an expert tracker in the party,"
Trumpaladin says sarcastically
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22430
22432
Thez narrows her eyes. "Wut?" her eye twitches. "You LOST the money?? THAT is going to cost you," she says giving Ben the evil eye.
"I'm going for the lumberjack team. I on't know the location but I can anyone interested there,... quickly."
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22431
22433 22437
>>22428
Actually, a Tracy-Torcuil pairing to find the jewels and a Trump-Inferius pairing to kill the trolls might work pretty well
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22432
22433
>>22430
"me torc and unicorn go find jack"
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22433
>>22432
>>22431
ok wait
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22434
22438 22439 22440
She continues to glare at Ben, "This is your mess, you knew the risks... that is,... um. We'll sort this out later, I'm sure we cam figure out a way to resolve the situation without resorting to violence."
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22435
22436 22437 22438
I want to go find Ponimaru and fight trolls.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22436
>>22435
Finding Ponimaru is fighting the trolls
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22437
22438
>>22431
>>22435
whats the battleplan?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22438
22439 22449
>>22434
Alrighty then. I guess the entire team goes to fight the trolls

>>22435
You have learned nothing and shall receive no proposal

>>22437
The entire team goes for the Trolls now
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22439
>>22438
>>22434
"lets go save jack!!"
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22440
22442 22449
>>22434
>the party can't decide on this shit
Torc is going to find the money
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22441
22442 22443 22444 22449
"Grab hold then," she says holding out her arms.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22442
>>22440
I like your initiative

>>22441
Holds?
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22443
>>22441
"hugs thez"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22444
22446 22447 22448
>>22441
"Ummm.." *reaches out hoof*
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22445
22447
>get for thez
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22446
>>22444
ill kill you one day
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22447
>>22444
>>22445
kek
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22448
22450
>>22444
"You have learned nothing about putting aside minor personal interests for the well functioning of the team."
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22449
22451 22452
>post
>>22440
>then see
>>22438
CAN WE DECIDE SOMETHING FOR ONCE
>>22441
"No thanks, I'll stay with ben and find out the money problem."
And I mean Trump doesn't think Torc would be usefu so why go? Learn the hard way
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22450
22451
>>22448
Tracy already told Ponimaru she would be his Nee-san. She can't let him get killed by someone else.

Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22451
22454
>>22449
You'd be pretty useful in either location.
>>22450
Yeah, bullshit. Strike 1
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22452
22455 22456 22457 22459 22460
>>22449
"Alright." she says, and everybody goes <whooof>
And finds themself falling from about 4000'.
"Oh shit! Not again,...." she can be heard to say as you all fall, seq quickly trails aftter.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22453
*she
Think fast
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22454
22456
>>22451
It's true though. It's in the charts.
She needs some kind of ulterior motivation to get her to look for shekels: she doesn't care about money.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22455
22458 22461
>>22452
*sobs because falling*
*summons uatchit*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22456
22457 22459
>>22454
Jesus, the motivation is that the Party is helping the townsfolk

>>22452
Um... Is Thez going to stop us?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22457
22461 22462
>>22456
>>22452
Yeah... CALL FAE
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22458
22461 22465 22549
>>22455
casts airwalk on thez
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22459
22463
>>22452
"What the fu-!"
What's beneath them? How far is the fall?
*momentarily assumes monstrous shape, involuntarily*
>>22456
She doesn't care about the town. She cares about creatures close to her.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22460
22471
>>22452
Glad I didn't have Torc go
>turns to Ben
"Meet me out front, I'll be ready in a minute."
Torc goes to the stable, deciding he needs a Watson if he's going to play Shelock for this
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22461
22466 22468
>>22455
"Whoops," Thez embarrassedly says as she whizzes past.
In between panic and the wind bustling by, players notice several large fires well into the distance of the forest, bonfires essentially.
>>22457
A shiny-brass twinkle can be seen in the distance.
>>22458
Um, you're out of range for that. In fact, Thez is the only one who isn't falling including you.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22462
>>22457
*catches*
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22463
22464
>>22459
Why is she not willing to pair off with Flashy then?
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22464
>>22463
Get on her back before you die.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22465
>>22458
Rather, Thez is in a controlled dive/descent, there's a difference.
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22466
22467
>>22461
i summoned uatchit though.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22467
22469 22471
>>22466
Right, my bad. Ignore I said
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22468
22470
>>22461
Grapples nearby black horse thing and awaits
Fae's arrival
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22469
22472
>>22467
*surf boards towards bonfires*
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22470
>>22468
"~Unf!"
*slows descent, with best of ability, stabilizing herself to allow her husband to get onto her saddle.*
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22471
22475
>>22467
See
>>22460

Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22472
>>22469
*also carefully moves towards bonfire, making sure her husband is well-seated*
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22473
22474 22476
Alright! Everyone involved in the falling has successfully defeated instantaneous falling. That's a useful skill. Thez is now the one speeding toward the ground saying
"Well shit."
But she Whoofs back to party level, standing in mid-air. "Sorry about that, force of habit. But hey! There's where the trolls probably are!"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22474
>>22473
[excited hoers noises]
Pls make the trolls stark white, like 9gag memes.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22475
22476 22480
>>22471
Troll is there waiting. "Ar we gonna make someone cry?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22476
22478
>>22473
>>22475
Trumpaladin transfers over to his mount, so he can fight while mounted, when safe to do so
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22477
22479 22481
Infernius speeds of on Uatchit (the Egyptian goddess, btw). Thez speeds of close behind. Trump jumps over to Fae "I would have made it you know," and quickly follows behind.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22478
>>22476
>40 flight speed
lol, You're right Tracy for at least a few minutes. Get comfy until the kitty finally shows up.
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22479
22483
>>22477
Aaaand it's gone...
Tracy, feeling lighter, but somehow heavier, slowly gallops towards the area of the bonfire.
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22480
22482 22488
>>22475
"Maybe, someone took all of prt barry's money. Wanna help get it back?"
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22481
>>22477
"I am sorry for doubting you even momentarily" Trumpaladin says to Fae, and takes out both ring shield and Vanderiem, ready to attack
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22482
22485
>>22480
By the way, I think you made a good choice. thank you and good job
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22483
22487 22489
>>22479
Slowly? Not hardly. Thez is fastest 111, followed by Infernius 100 (Uatchit), followed by Tracy 90, followed by 30
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22484
Essentially what I just did there was allowed player reaction and accoutrements to determine initiative. Trump goes last.
T> Etherealness (monk ability) - And Thez vanishes
Anonymous
BQMfp
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No.22485
>>22482
Uuhhh, thanks you too?
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22486
22491 22492 22496
Infernius, you're up. You're about 3 rounds out at current speed.
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22487
>>22483
+10 FOR PALADIN'S MOUNT, DAMN IT!

We need Sad Alex to give her a boost
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22488
>>22480
"If there is any way I can help, I will do so. Shall I show you the crime scene?"
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
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No.22489
22490
>>22483
Tracy bottles up her frustration, and holds herself back from snorting out a cloud of smoke into the Dragonne (she really wants to do it)
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22490
>>22489
Well then she should have been more cooperative earlier now shouldn't she?
xX5HS
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No.22491
[1d20 = 20]
>>22486
activate burn then go in for a melee attack.
SXv2m
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No.22492
22493
[2d20 = 20]
>>22486
Tracy observes the bonfire area from a distance
Rolling Spot + Search
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22493
>>22492
Does she still get her Spot bonus in this form?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22494
Trumpaladin sits back patiently waiting, wishing he had gone with Torcuil
Mrs. Sentry
SXv2m
?
No.22495
I got work tomorrow...
Anonymous
SXv2m
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No.22496
22497 22498
>>22486
GM?
Anonymous
U7NQF
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No.22497
22498
>>22496
GM is Kill
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22498
>>22496
>>22497
ja.
Anonymous
SXv2m
?
No.22499
I think I'll go to bed then...
Might check in later, if I'm awake...
Anonymous
xX5HS
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No.22500
22501 22502
im gonna go play oblivion.
Anonymous
SfzWE
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No.22501
22503
>>22500
>sighs
Sorry, I left you hanging. Again. I didn't mean/plan to, but I did step away. I neglected to mention, and that is also something that will emergently addressed. With a 20 roll, Infernius lead a grand charge, decimating the Trolls who spout all sorts of reddit-nonsense (seriously, they're trolls. Unfortunately, despite the cheers of the lumberjacks, and the minimal experience that was gained, the trolls were a red herring.
What Torcuil discovers from trace but inspecific magic residue is that a coordinated effort was exerted on the vault, of a type unknown to him.
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22502
22506 22508
>>22500
if i eat one of there hearts will i gain some degree of fast healing?
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22503
>>22501
HE LIVES
>the trolls were a red herring
As in a distraction for the people who ran off with Port Barry's gold and possibly ours while we were here?
*Kills Ponimaru for giving bad information/letting his pidgeon be captured, and also because fuck Tracy*
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22504
22505
Seriously, the trolls were literally going to say stupid troll-phrases; low-energy, stupid, and base insult not worth hearing. I was literally going to troll you with the trolls to see if anyone followed the money. Torquil did, so the party has a disadvantaged advantage.
Also note, the money in the treasury (the jew hoard) is untouched, whats missing pertains onlt to Ben'a/Thez' contract
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22505
22506
>>22504
My intent was to have half the party go for the trolls and half go for the money with the division based upon complementary skills, but (((someone))) refused this.

My action is to kill Ponimaru
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22506
22507 22509
>>22502
Try it
>>22505
Ponimaru gave good intel, it wasn't his fault that the situation wasn't as pressing as others. Not to be a dick, but I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome,....
>>22505
Torcuil fulfilled the requirement to determine that it was a group effort, orchestrated and deliberate. These were pros.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22507
>>22506
>I did allow the party the opportunity to escort the lumberjacks to site and thereby avoid this outcome
No shit, I noticed.

>Ponimaru gave good intel
I want to kill him out of salt over Tracy
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22508
22511
>>22502
If GM says "Try it" that means YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING TRY IT or you'll be turned into a newt
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22509
22510
>>22506
they are dnd trolls right?
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22510
22515 22516
>>22509
Yes, not LOTR trolls
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22511
22513
>>22508
Whatever do you mean? I would put it to a dice roll. No takebacks anymore.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22512
22514 22517 22519
Don't ask the dice anything you can't determine yourself, through combined effort, skill, patience, strategy, etc. Always stack the deck. Whether crafting magic shoes, or murdering useless shit. Otherwise, the dice can make your day/wreck your shop. Its stupid the degree of variance the dice allow for.
Each party member excels at something, let them do that first. Thez excels at murder, so if she says "I' gonna" then she's gonna. Good freefall practice tho.

Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22513
>>22511
>Dice roll
Then Inferius DEFINITELY shouldn't do it

The only things that should be eaten are weeaboo horse flesh by Fae and Unicorn pussy by me
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22514
>>22512
I've been saying this forever!
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22515
22516
>>22510
I collect all the troll hearts.
Anonymous
U7NQF
?
No.22516
22518 22530
By the way GM, I never gave you proper credit for this line
>>20858 →
>I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one
Fae has picked up on Trumpaladin's contempt for/way of speaking about Tracy. It's like a dog picking up on the master's emotions. It's adorable. I need to make more use of Fae

>>22515
>>22510
Um... I guess free the lumberjacks, shake their hands and try to take as much credit as possible, then set the wagons to take the wood back, ten go inform Adam that the lumberjacks are safe and inform Slovenia that I have secured the wood she needs (okay... with help)
Anonymous
xX5HS
?
No.22517
22519
>>22512
after i get all the hearts i go to ben to see if he needs help.
Anonymous
SfzWE
?
No.22518
22520
>>22516
Appreciated, but thats the least of the double-entendres, refrences, and ironic jokes,
\\>>22517
As Infernius arrives, he hears Torcuil exclam:
"A team did this, this was coordinated."